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From General Discussion / Let's All Have A Flame Up! (Just Pretend - Not Real)
Posted 18 Nov 10 04:00
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Get back on with the bloody insults, you bloody savages!
No gumming about with the ladies here!
This is serious stuff, you nano ninnies!
Blast some blasphemies into the bionosphere, you baby Bulgarian baboons!
Let loose with lots of lewd, lascivious language, even if its in Latin!
Get going, you goose necked gesticulating gangly geek who gork their own grandmothers!!!!

 
From General Discussion / Let's All Have A Flame Up! (Just Pretend - Not Real)
Posted 17 Nov 10 14:08
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Since when were women allowed into this flameout?
You're supposed to be in the kitchen making us some sandwiches and fetching us beers between bouts.

I had my chance at Palin once but Todd got in the way.
Bristol Palin, that is.
If you can't get first prize might as well go for second.

Agnosticly oriented, baboon descended, Hannah Montana underwear wearing, sashaying, un-shaven legged, slant eyed, used condom collecting, illegal alien supporting, manic minded, lewd art viewing, Sarah Palin shoe fetishing, naughty Spoof writing, sophomoric and juniormoric zit popping, analgesic perverts!

I'm out of wind... have to sit down for a while...



 
From General Discussion / Let's All Have A Flame Up! (Just Pretend - Not Real)
Posted 17 Nov 10 03:34
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Women need to hear it too.
They all think they are men now a days any way.

Sarah Palin huh?
That's really hitting below the belt.
I didn't take you for being that low.

Oyster slurping, knuckle cracking, lower than low lifes, willie wanking, maniacal misfitting misanthropic monsterously monosyllabic munchkins!

I'd like to see you stand up after that one!

 
From General Discussion / Let's All Have A Flame Up! (Just Pretend - Not Real)
Posted 16 Nov 10 17:13
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No, I am not backing down!

TO NO ONE IN PARTICULAR:

Gum waddled, landney brained, continental Europa ursprung, Neanderthalic, phallic hugging, younger cousin molesting, mole marked, draft beer head blowing off, slimy eared, sons of Smurfs rabid dogeared Klocks!

SO THERE!!!

 
From General Discussion / Let's All Have A Flame Up! (Just Pretend - Not Real)
Posted 16 Nov 10 04:20
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Go ahead and flame out then!
I, however, will carry boldly on-

Mongoose necked, inner thigh scratching, left brained, spirulina sucking, carbon based, mole sighted, weasel raping, magnesium chloride slurping, baboon butted, thespian loving, knicker stealing slop bucket of a homo sapien!

 
From General Discussion / Let's All Have A Flame Up! (Just Pretend - Not Real)
Posted 16 Nov 10 04:10
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Wait a moment. Limburger has been done already.

Mincemeat face!

 
From General Discussion / Let's All Have A Flame Up! (Just Pretend - Not Real)
Posted 16 Nov 10 04:09
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OWWW!!
That hurt!
I'm telling my Mommy!
MOOOMMMMYYYYY!

Limburger brains!

 
From General Discussion / Let's All Have A Flame Up! (Just Pretend - Not Real)
Posted 16 Nov 10 01:58
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Mad cow infected, pig scrotum eating, Liberace kissing, grandmother seducing poopy heads!

 
From General Discussion / Let's All Have A Flame Up! (Just Pretend - Not Real)
Posted 15 Nov 10 23:53
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OK, count me in!
Lizard faced, rectum breathed, bald gonaded, cheesey toed, toad hided num-chuck skulls!

 
From General Discussion / Ministers plan huge sell-off of Britain's forests
Posted 27 Oct 10 17:22
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Thanks for that info.
I just passed that on to the Sierra Club in the US.
You folks shouldn't put up with that crap.
It is a inhuman idea.

 
From General Discussion / The Bastard Who Constantly Says "Congratulations, You Just Won!".
Posted 25 Oct 10 08:08
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I just went ahead and murdered that bastard who says "Congratulations, you've just won!" every time you open up the Spoof site.
Can someone help me get rid of the body?

 
From General Discussion / Assasination Of Actor Who Says "Congratulations, you've won!" Everytime You Come To Spoof Site.
Posted 20 Oct 10 22:05
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That is a good point.

 
From General Discussion / Assasination Of Actor Who Says "Congratulations, you've won!" Everytime You Come To Spoof Site.
Posted 20 Oct 10 10:12
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What say we pool our money and hire an assassin to exterminate that actor who did the voice that shrieks, "Congratulations, you've won!" whenever you come to this site?
I'll put down the first 50 pounds.

 
From General Discussion / Strange But True
Posted 8 Aug 10 06:02
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I'm so much smarter now that my brain is about to explode.

Damn, it just did!

Anyone got any screen cleaner?

 
From General Discussion / A very serious question.
Posted 10 Jul 10 21:09
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Your wiggly butt icon is making it hard for me to think Godly thoughts.

 
From General Discussion / Not that anyone cares....
Posted 3 Jul 10 04:05
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Is this the game where you just use your feet and your arms get all wimpy?

 
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