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From General Discussion / Robin Williams. Damn.
Posted 17 Aug 14 14:29
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His wife said he had been diagnosed with Parkinson's disease. I can't blame anyone who is 63 and gets an illness like that for clocking out.

 
From General Discussion / Robin Williams. Damn.
Posted 14 Aug 14 04:25
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See 'What Dreams May Come'.
It is very appropriate now.

 
From General Discussion / Apologies for the outages
Posted 3 Aug 14 14:41
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The sign in wasn't working yesterday.
It would just loop around.

 
From News Discussion / Contents Of Lost Briefcase Reveal Who Rules America
Posted 25 Dec 13 20:07
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I like the rare stories that don't take a political side but slam them both.

 
From News Discussion / Ann Coulter's "Take Back The N-Word" Stirs Controversy
Posted 20 Nov 13 00:42
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"part-time Skeletor stunt double" - hilarious!

 
From News Discussion / "Playboy" launches Braille issue
Posted 29 Jun 13 13:08
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Now that is a well written, funny story.
Kudo's to you, Gee Pee!

 
From Magazine Discussion / With Much Fanfare, the NRA Releases Its Version of the New Testament
Posted 27 Jun 13 14:24
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Good one!

 
From News Discussion / The Ultimate Modern Humor Article
Posted 1 May 13 02:59
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The Ultimate Humour Article has now been written.

The rest of you can go home now.

 
From News Discussion / "Frack you America!" states oil and gas industry
Posted 5 Jan 13 21:58
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This is the fracking reality of it!

 
From News Discussion / Muddle-Minded Multimillionaire McAfee Mucks Up Murder Mystery In Middle America
Posted 3 Jan 13 01:07
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Thank you, I worked at it.

 
From Magazine Discussion / NRA Finds Just The Exact Man For Their Propaganda Ministry
Posted 2 Jan 13 23:18
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The talk is not of banning all guns.
I own two myself.
The idea is to ban the use of guns OF MASS DESTRUCTION in public hands. That means guns that can shoot multi bullets rapidly or have magazines of more than 10 bullets.
Why does anyone need more than 10 bullets?
If someone needs more he has mayhem or murder on his mind.

 
From Magazine Discussion / NRA Finds Just The Exact Man For Their Propaganda Ministry
Posted 29 Dec 12 14:26
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Philbert- I really hope that is a joke.

 
From Magazine Discussion / NRA Finds Just The Exact Man For Their Propaganda Ministry
Posted 27 Dec 12 16:43
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Many thanks, Ellie.

 
From Magazine Discussion / NRA Finds Just The Exact Man For Their Propaganda Ministry
Posted 26 Dec 12 15:12
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The NRA promotes guns of mass destruction that have no business being in the hands of non-military personnel.
They support bullets that entirely destroy the body of the person shot.
They claim to be patriots but they are selfish, anti-social misanthropes.

 
From Magazine Discussion / The Initials 'CEO' Now Have A Whole New Meaning
Posted 21 Dec 12 23:16
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Hmmmm..... Life is weird and writing reflects it.
Thanks radio.

 
From News Discussion / NRA President: Guns Don't Kill People But Little Balls of Lead Discharged from Gun Barrels at 3,400 Feet Per Second That Tear through Flesh, Tissue, Bone and Major Organs May Have Teensy Bit to Do with It
Posted 21 Dec 12 23:14
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Good one, Mojo! Title is a killer!

 
From Magazine Discussion / The Initials 'CEO' Now Have A Whole New Meaning
Posted 19 Dec 12 02:47
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OK folks, this article has just gone over the 5,000 hit mark.
That is 5,000 for a MAGAZINE article, for crying out loud.
Magazine articles are lucky to crack 100 normally.

I feel I should get something special for this achievement.

Like getting knighted by the Queen.

Or getting one of Princess Kate's sisters.

Or getting stock in Harry Potter DVD's.

Hmm... I'll just settle for being given the governorship of Bermuda. How is that? Deal?




 
From Magazine Discussion / 2012 Bad Sex Award Winners Announced
Posted 8 Dec 12 02:12
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Funny porny!

 
From News Discussion / Big Bird leads junta: seizes USA! Elections cancelled
Posted 6 Nov 12 16:38
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No! No! Tell me this isn't true!
This is worse than the time Orwell told us about the Martians attacking!
I'm jumping out the window!

 
From News Discussion / Dante's Circles of Hell to Be Augmented - Rep. Todd Akin (R-MO) develops initiative for Republican Party platform
Posted 7 Oct 12 20:54
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Hoo boy!
You really put some effort into this one!
I give you a big 5.
And an A for Effort.

 
From General Discussion / Let's Play A New Game!
Posted 26 Sep 12 00:56
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Heir ist alles einen schmarn.
Er hat recht; es ist uberhaupt nicht mehr lustig.
Schlect genug einen weitern Kreig zu machen.
Aber, es lohnt es nicht.
Ich will Mr. Bean weider anschauen.
Er zu mindestens kann mir zu lachen bringen.
Auf weider horen.

 
From Magazine Discussion / Bad News, My Dear British Chums, The First James Bond On Film Was An American! (This Is True!!!!)
Posted 14 Sep 12 19:51
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Yes, it is true.
Hope it doesn't crimp anyone's national pride.
It is funny to hear Bond speaking with a Jersey accent though.

 
From Magazine Discussion / The Initials 'CEO' Now Have A Whole New Meaning
Posted 5 Sep 12 00:51
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Why, with the cone, of course!
What, do you think we are all savages over here?

 
From Magazine Discussion / The Initials 'CEO' Now Have A Whole New Meaning
Posted 3 Sep 12 05:59
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All these other things aside, I think for a Magazine article that gets over 4,000 hits a writer should get, say, a pound a hit. I could handle that!

Or say a new wide screen TV.

Or say a kiss from Kate Winslow.

Or say an ice cream cone.

If I do get the ice cream cone, though, please send it express mail because it is a long way from England to California.

 
From Magazine Discussion / The Initials 'CEO' Now Have A Whole New Meaning
Posted 1 Sep 12 13:44
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He'll just tell us to get our butts back out on the street and make him some real money.
I've heard it too many times.

 
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