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From General Discussion / All Alone
Posted 13 Aug 12 07:27
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I've got a maid outfit too, if you need some home help, Inchy...

Debbie

 
From General Discussion / All Alone
Posted 13 Aug 12 07:23
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Quick update....the waitress outfit's still not clean. I thought you were going to get it dry cleaned?

Debbie

 
From General Discussion / All Alone
Posted 12 Aug 12 18:30
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Quote: armfeetandtoe
You swine! I was so in love with you! Now you have shattered my dreams of weddings and watnots......Oh how can I carry on!?.......Now that my one true love......Has turned out to be a geezer....Get us a pint mate.

Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxx


For you Arm, I will always be your girl. Did you want a pint of mild, lager or are you still drinking pints of absinthe?

And shall I wear that skimpy waitress outfit again?

Debbie

 
From General Discussion / All Alone
Posted 11 Aug 12 21:20
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I'm pretending to be a woman in an online war game. The boys think I'm well cool and all want to be my friend. But I'm not that sort of girl, so they can sod off.

:Iain

 
From News Discussion / Apollo 11 Crew Celebrates 20th Anniversary of Moon Landing's 20th Anniversary
Posted 9 Aug 12 20:43
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I like this.

This is fun.

5 thumbs from me, but only because they were watching.

:Iain

 
From News Discussion / Creationism exam has record pass rate
Posted 7 Aug 12 13:57
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Quote: Ellie James

I'll blame it all on God.

Ellie


Well, as He is All Seeing and All Powerful, and responsible for Everything, that does, by extension, make it His fault.

Thanks for the 9

:Iain

 
From General Discussion / I'm Depressed!
Posted 5 Aug 12 20:12
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Quote: Ellie James

Dressed as women? I didn't know Iain was there too...



Ellie


I wasn't. I was dressed as a woman at home.

:Iain

 
From News Discussion / Spiderman eaten by Robin
Posted 5 Aug 12 18:49
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Why thank you oh Geekmeister.

As I sit here listening to Minuet in G Major (as played by my wife) I contemplate upon both the circle of life, and innuendo. The music's crescendo, rising and falling, is very reminiscent of how life begets life through death, whilst the innuendo comes to mind, because she has a nice bum.

:Iain

 
From General Discussion / I'm Depressed!
Posted 3 Aug 12 07:44
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I have a puncture repair kit, if you're inflatable stag is passing gas....

Just saying*

:Iain

*Attributed to Skoob

 
From General Discussion / Disruption likely this weekend
Posted 29 Jul 12 12:27
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After being up and down yesterday, everything is super duper today.

It's difficult to portray in text, but I'm doing a one-man Mexican wave in celebration.

:Iain

 
From General Discussion / Disruption likely this weekend
Posted 28 Jul 12 20:45
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I thought that somebody had stolen all the funny bits from my articles.

Then I remembered, I didn't put them in when I wrote them.

So it's all good.

:Iain

 
From News Discussion / Infield-fly rule extended to ground balls
Posted 28 Jul 12 16:44
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Quote: Aspartame Boy

this should not be!!


If I understood the first thing about baseball, I'd be equally outraged.

:Iain

 
From General Discussion / Disruption likely this weekend
Posted 26 Jul 12 08:25
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Having done this in the past for the Stalybridge Celtic site, can I just offer my condolences for a lost weekend now?

I've just been in Clintons, and there is a range of cards available:
Welcome to your new server
Congratulations on moving server
Condolences on losing everything you ever loved.

Any gap in the market :rolleyes:

Is it worth downloading my story collection?

Iain

 
From Magazine Discussion / My Senior Moments: W/E: 21st July 2012
Posted 23 Jul 12 14:44
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Gave this 5 thumbs....even at the risk of keeping Inchy at the top of the chart.

Iain

 
From General Discussion / Paris Catacombs
Posted 21 Jul 12 20:48
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I went in the Cappuccino monks' catacombs in Rome.

Bone dry in there, it was.

Iain

 
From General Discussion / I'm Depressed!
Posted 19 Jul 12 11:56
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I'm not depressed at the moment. Would you like me to be?

Iain

 
From Magazine Discussion / 50 Shades of Grey or 10 Shades of S**t
Posted 17 Jul 12 14:41
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Quote: Lynton
Go on write the parody there's money to be made. Do it quick before someone else does it.


Not sure about that Lynton!

There's about 50 shades of parody of this book available on Kindle.

Iain

 
From General Discussion / Where were you when the Spoof went out????
Posted 17 Jul 12 08:48
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I was on a moped chasing a white Fiat through a tunnel in Paris.

Iain

 
From General Discussion / And we're back
Posted 16 Jul 12 20:17
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I have discovered the joys of downhill piano playing, and shall be doing this until the muse for spoofing returns.

Iain

Oh, here it comes. Good, it was hard on the arse all that tinkling the ivories.

 
From News Discussion / Halifax Town sign Wayne Rooney
Posted 11 Jul 12 07:15
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I went to the Shay once. We came from behind to go 2-1 up and it finished 2-2 when the ball was kicked into our defender's bollocks in the box (inexcusable pun) from 2 yards, and a penalty was given for handball.

I don't know about Specsavers, that ref should have gone on an anatomy course. However, as Andy Mac (the defender punished...twice) said to me after the match, his knob is obviously so big it looks like an arm.

Iain

 
From General Discussion / Gardening With Mr & Mrs CJ
Posted 10 Jul 12 20:03
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Dear Mrs CJ,

My tool of choice in the garden is a chainsaw. Is this too much for my garden.

Especially as I do not have trees.

Well, not any more any way. Nor do my neighbours.

Iain

 
From Magazine Discussion / Quentin Kelp MP - Weekend Concert
Posted 4 Jul 12 22:41
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I've enjoyed every one of these in appro (another there tonight).

When he starts tagging, them i'll start giving them the 5 thumbs they all deserve.

Iain

 
From General Discussion / Happy 4th!
Posted 4 Jul 12 06:41
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Happy Day We Lost the Colonies Day to all UK Spoofers.

Iain

 
From News Discussion / Glasgow Rangers apply to the Welsh Premier League
Posted 24 Jun 12 19:42
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Leicester? That's nothing, I support Stalybridge Celtic.

The highest placed Celtic in the English pyramid...

Iain

 
From News Discussion / Glasgow Rangers apply to the Welsh Premier League
Posted 24 Jun 12 15:46
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Quote: Skoob1999

Looks like you've upset at least one Rangers fan Iain.

Good job.

Regards

Skoob.


Giggle. Upset quite a few, and pleased a few Celtic fans as well (to borrow from TXTSPK) lol.

Iain

 
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