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From General Discussion / "Weedy" Female bodybuilders offer Skoob a lesson in Cricket
Posted 11 Jun 09 08:03
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Quote: victor nicholas

How can you spot a Corsican?


Can I spot one? Course I can...

Iain

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 11 Jun 09 07:48
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Yearly events are rarely lauded yearly

Iain

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 24 May 09 17:25
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sandwiches are not delicious when including crispy, halitosis emitting salmon

bollox too slow

Salad and leftovers are delicious

Iain

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 22 May 09 11:11
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Examples, Xavier added, may provide less exacting states

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 22 May 09 11:10
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Existence, Xavier intoned, suggests tacit endurance not causal examples

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 21 May 09 11:20
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Solutions often leave unexpected traces in ordinary news stories

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 20 May 09 12:37
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ecstasy can, sometimes, turn anybody's spit yellow

Iain

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 19 May 09 14:28
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Suddenly understanding dreadfully difficult equations needles lackadaisical youngsters

Iain

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 Mar 09 21:48
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Early also really late yesterday.

Iain

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 4 Mar 09 22:52
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Testicles, eaten, sometimes taste icky; Chinese leaf eases swallowing.

Edit: Too slow...

Sacks are carried kinda slowly

Iain

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 4 Mar 09 10:49
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Stifle that internal flatulence....Livers explode!

Iain

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 3 Mar 09 10:26
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Incision: Neat cut in some item or nerve

Iain

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 2 Mar 09 22:44
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Laughing as unknown gas hits internal nasal ganglia

Iain

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 2 Mar 09 08:05
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Sublimated uranium becomes less immutable, makes atom temperature exceedingly dangerous.

Iain

 
From General Discussion / What's in a name?
Posted 27 Feb 09 08:44
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Quote: Morse
PS: J-Man: It's Charles Butt.


Put that makes him Chuck Butt, using the common USAism for Charles.

I don't know about the southern half of North America, but to me Chuck Butt sounds funnier than Harry Butt.

Iain

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 25 Feb 09 16:05
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Syphillis: Young person's hidden illness leaves lamentable itchy scrotum.

Iain

P.S. Syphilis only has one 'l' (at least it does on my prescription). I followed your spelling anyway.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 25 Feb 09 11:02
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Grandiosity reveals a near death incident on Saturday in the Yemen.

Iain

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 23 Feb 09 22:54
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Kerosene explodes randomly on ships, especially near engines.

Should this section alliteratively be called Monkey's Mnemonics? Yes, I know the 'M' is silent in Monkey.

Iain

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 23 Feb 09 14:10
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Glasses let any short sighted elders see.

Iain

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 23 Feb 09 09:56
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Sots overdo the sipping.

Iain

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 22 Feb 09 22:40
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Nominally, oily mechanics infer nonces are liver loving yuppies.

Iain

 
From News Discussion / The Mysterious Jelly
Posted 21 Feb 09 18:14
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I'm pretty sure it's been nowhere near the sea.

Iain

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 21 Feb 09 10:49
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Sucks up chocolate kisses slowly

Iain


 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 20 Feb 09 23:25
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Rather a terrible heat, eh Rodger?

Iain

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 20 Feb 09 14:20
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Stimulant to inebriated monks usually leaves a naughty tingle

 
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