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From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Jul 09 12:52
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Systems yield, sometimes, to erroneously made suppositions

I make it 13:51

Iain

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Jul 09 08:08
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Erm....I appear to have jumped back in time....the above is in response to MW....

What time is it RIGHT now?

Iain

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Jul 09 08:05
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Sincere is nice certainly, effectively rarely employed

Iain

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 29 Jul 09 07:33
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Supple underwear provides pleasure like ecstasy

As architect of this game, what happens if somebody does an acronym that ends in 'I' as in Ski Kills I....is it game over?

Sorry about waiting until page 153 before asking for clarification.

Iain

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 27 Jul 09 12:09
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Duress: Undress regress egress suppress stress

Iain

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 27 Jul 09 12:07
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Sound off under no duress!

Iain

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 26 Jul 09 22:37
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Systems, yachters see, truly entertain many seamen.

Iain

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 22 Jul 09 06:42
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Sleaziness lets evildoing angry zealots include newsworthy explicit stories safely

Iain

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 21 Jul 09 06:42
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EXCUSES: Xenephobes can usually supply evasive sentences.

Iain

 
From News Discussion / NASA blows the lid on Moon Landing Hoax
Posted 20 Jul 09 23:05
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aw...ty Skoob...

-blushing-

Iain

 
From News Discussion / Bored Spoof Writer Explains Lightning
Posted 17 Jul 09 15:12
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So...what you're basically saying is that lightning is caused by clouds rubbing together?

Hmmmm,I'm pretty sure that's what my dad told me it was.

5*s anyway...

Iain

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 17 Jul 09 15:10
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Sadists are dangerous individuals, so treat sweetly

Iain

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 16 Jul 09 13:08
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Stupidity turns unprepared people into dimwitted imbeciles that yawn.

Iain

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 13 Jul 09 09:34
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Yassir angers several soldiers in Rwanda

Iain

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 10 Jul 09 11:47
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scientists cannot, inevitably, envisage nonsensical theist ideas, so tacitly sneer.

Iain

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 8 Jul 09 14:21
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Everywhere Victor eats, recreates your worst, horrific, embarrassing rugged expression

Iain

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 6 Jul 09 07:11
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Denied extra nuts? Insist everyone's denied.

Iain

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 3 Jul 09 15:51
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Roustabouts often underestimate seventy three apple barrels of unripe, tart strawberries

Iain

 
From General Discussion / Plagiarism
Posted 2 Jul 09 08:58
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Quote: The San Francisco Onion
YES!! You should do this one. Great stuff! You might even provide a public service with this story by reminding some of our readers who've actually forgotten that they can use their phone to make phone calls, too.


Applelets story

Here's the story...with a rather unique accreditation I think.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 2 Jul 09 07:43
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Yelling educates loud, licentious, incredibly noisy girls

Iain

 
From General Discussion / Plagiarism
Posted 1 Jul 09 07:46
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I'm forever coming up with the latest way Apple try and screw people out of money whilst trying to appear to be the good guy. I hate the hypocritical 'style driven' company.

The iToaster, the iCar, the copyright issues delaying the launch of iTV. The iBrow, the iOpener, the iLid...

Perhaps I need one called the iDontGiveAShitHowGoodItLooks

I like the idea of Little Known Apple Apps (Applelets?)

Here's 5 off the top of my head:

1. Hairstyle....take a self portrait pic, and try out these hairstyles. Only 69pence a hairstyle.
2. WTF Is That....take a picture of anything and this app will tell you what it is with 13% accuracy. 50p a time.
3. Tortoise Breeding - monitor your beshelled pet's lovemaking for £1 an hour.
4. Learn How to Breathe - we'll send you an alert to remind you for a mere 10p a day
5. Chatterbox - actually use your iPhone to talk to somebody LIVE! All you need to know is their 'number' and you can speak to them RIGHT NOW! Wherever they are in the world! [36p a minute].

Iain

P.S. I may have to write that one now....Curses...damn you and your brilliant ideas!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Jun 09 12:16
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trainers reprimand athletes in nineties exotic running shoes

Iain

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 29 Jun 09 08:54
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Aren't we on groaning? Or did I wake up? Don't want to be doing that. It's bad for you, waking up.

Groaning: Really obnoxious agonised noises in neighbours' gardens

Iain

See...start with the last word, then make the sentence out of words beginning with the initial letters of that starting word... So, we ended with GROANING...I start with GROANING.

This means the next word is GARDENS

This instructional video was brought to you with the number 6 and the letter Y

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 23 Jun 09 08:39
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Nerds enjoy rating daft stories.

Who is Monks?

I do have an alter-ego, but she doesn't write on here*.

Iain

*That's a teaser, isn't it?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 19 Jun 09 15:16
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Sober orthodontists believe everything really

Iain

 
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