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From General Discussion / Let's Play A New Game!
Posted 20 Sep 12 06:29
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You can out me if you like Skoob.

Or is it too late?

Debbie

 
From General Discussion / That Clivey Danton - strictly entre-nous… know what I mean?
Posted 19 Sep 12 06:39
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Of course you can, Skoob.

A word of warning, once you've felt the swish of a skirt against bare legs, there is no going back.

Debbie

 
From General Discussion / That Clivey Danton - strictly entre-nous… know what I mean?
Posted 18 Sep 12 22:03
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I've told Rob to stop touching up the 'artwork', so he's going to leave me alone and go and do some work.

Debbie

 
From General Discussion / That Clivey Danton - strictly entre-nous… know what I mean?
Posted 18 Sep 12 16:52
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Quote: Clive Danton
(Part 2 soon to be available at all good book stores as soon as Debbie's submitted all her bloody copy *seethe*)


Well, if you hadn't had me sat on the edge of your desk taking down your dictation, I'd have had time, wouldn't I? I thought Churchy had it all. But apart from him having it all, I'm pretty (!) sure that I've sent him stuff. Call me, Churchy if I haven't... [bats eyelashes, one falls off].


Quote: Clive Danton
I've half a mind (shut it Skooby) to completely blow my composure and go whining to the girlies like a great big mewling, blubbering vagina!

Ooooooh I could scratch yer eyes out!

*turns on heel, straightens seams furiously and minces off into setting sun*


I knew I could turn you. Giggle.

Debbie

 
From General Discussion / That Clivey Danton - strictly entre-nous… know what I mean?
Posted 18 Sep 12 13:18
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Nice* to see you, Ellis.

I've got to say, it wasn't me. It was all that Clive fellow. I'm easily led.

Debbie

*Do you see what I did there? I used a French town to start my post. Witty literary genius; that's me.

 
From General Discussion / Ellis Has Gone To France............let's get him!!!!
Posted 18 Sep 12 10:09
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Clive! Clive!

Are you all right, hun?

I'm not falling for the old 'kiss of life' trick again.

Get up!

Debbie

 
From Magazine Discussion / Great Battleships of World War II
Posted 17 Sep 12 13:39
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Very good.

Made me giggle. All those willy references.

Giggle

Debbie

 
From General Discussion / Great!.......SUPER!
Posted 17 Sep 12 13:20
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It's leaving your skirt tucked into your knickers as you leave the ladies room that's embarrassing, Clive. I did try to warn you, but would you listen? No. Typical.

Oh...was I not supposed to tell anybody that you came on Saturday? My bad. Sorry.

Debbie

 
From General Discussion / Great!.......SUPER!
Posted 17 Sep 12 10:46
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I'll be Super Girl. The Clark Kent for my Super Girl is awesome...nobody can guess. Except I've told you.

I'd put the pictures up, but somebody, somewhere, will be eating their lunch.

Debbie

P.S. Rise and Fall of Reggie Perrin

 
From General Discussion / Bucket List!
Posted 14 Sep 12 10:47
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Aw, you're very sweet Arm.

I think I'm going to get a new jacket though. What with going out tomorrow, and it being a bit nippy.

I was thinking of getting a little white denim bolero jacket. Classy, but versatile.

I'll save the shoes until I know I can walk up and down your back in them. I'd like it to be the first thing they do.

Debbie

 
From General Discussion / Bucket List!
Posted 14 Sep 12 10:16
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What about me?

Bloody typical man. Only got eyes for the pretty girl.

@.@

Harumph.

[flounces out]

Debbie

 
From General Discussion / Bucket List!
Posted 11 Sep 12 17:45
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Awww...

BFFs

Debbie

 
From General Discussion / Bucket List!
Posted 11 Sep 12 16:28
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Of course you can Clive.

Not sure you'd like the pub though. Google "Canal Street Manchester".

It's one of them .

[Adds to bucket list]
Introduce Clive to the girls...

Debbie

 
From General Discussion / Bucket List!
Posted 11 Sep 12 12:27
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I'll just go to the pub, then.

Debbie

 
From General Discussion / Getting Right To The Arse Of The Matter.
Posted 11 Sep 12 10:30
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Arse to Arse....I used to watch that.

It was rubbish.

Home is where the Arse is. Not much better.

And who was Richard the Lionarse?

I'm now feeling halfarsed about continuing this.

Debbie

 
From General Discussion / Bucket List!
Posted 11 Sep 12 09:04
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I've got another for my bucket list...

It's go to the pub to see Clive in a tutu.

Sadly, it'll have to be the last thing on my bucket list, as going in a pub full of West Ham fans dressed as I am would see the end of me.

Debbie

 
From General Discussion / Bucket List!
Posted 11 Sep 12 06:57
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To actually do some work today.

To find a dentist that doesn't suck through his teeth and go "Oooh, it's gonna cost you."

To learn the difference between Greek Yoghurt and Set Yoghurt.

To make sure that Maria's thread gets more posts than Clive's.

To take Ellie shopping, because she sucks at it.

Us girls have got to stick together.

Debbie

 
From General Discussion / Getting Right To The Arse Of The Matter.
Posted 11 Sep 12 06:55
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Surely the tee-shirt will say "I ARSE Millwall" in honour of this thread.

And thus, you will be bought a pint.

Debbie

 
From General Discussion / Bucket List!
Posted 10 Sep 12 22:20
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Ooh thanks Hun, you're a star!

Debbie


Quote: armfeetandtoe

Debbie, I have a few people you can contact with regards to the script, let me know and I will send you the addresses.
And, my friend, I am drinking as much red vino as I can. Promise.

Love the red shoe thing darling.


Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


 
From General Discussion / Bucket List!
Posted 10 Sep 12 21:19
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To be able to pass as one of the girls (scowls at Maria, 'boys', pah!)

To find out what gumbo tastes like

To develop my own flavour of chewing gum

To get my damn sitcom read and accepted, and turned into a massive success.

To drink enough Italian wine to stop Italy sliding back into recession.

Debbie

 
From General Discussion / Bucket List!
Posted 10 Sep 12 20:46
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I'd like to make it to December in one piece

I'd like Düsseldorf to be painted red.

High Heel Shoe day to be made compulsary so men don't complain about our driving any more.

For the DFS sale to end

Emoticons to be added to the English Dictionary ( so I know what they all mean ¬.¬)

erm

Debbie

 
From General Discussion / Getting Right To The Arse Of The Matter.
Posted 10 Sep 12 20:38
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Right this is your lot, I'm not fagging the rest in here. I'm not going into your back alley one more time, it's dark, and there's a strange smell.

Here In My Arse - Al Martino
Half A Arse - Barenaked Ladies
Hungry Arse - Bruce Springsteen
Two Arses - Bruce Springsteen
Straight from the Arse - Bryan Adams
Arses of Fire - Bryan Adams
Young Arses Run Free - Candi Staton
A Good Arse - Feargal Sharkey
Piece of My Arse - Janis Joplin
You Stole The Sun From My Arse - Manic Street Preachers
Stop Cryin' Your Arse Out - Oasis
Your Cheatin' Arse - Patsy Cline

The second one is not very grammatically correct, I'm afraid.

Debbie

 
From General Discussion / Getting Right To The Arse Of The Matter.
Posted 10 Sep 12 20:18
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Sorry!!!! I wasn't watching where I was going. I had this tray of arse lyrics to deliver to some thread on the Spoof. Are you going to sign for them?

No? Right I'll leave them here then:

Stop Draggin' My Arse Around - Stevie Nicks and Tom Petty
Listen to Her Arse - Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers
How Can You Mend A Broken Arse ? - Bee Gees
Two Arses - Phil Collins
You Have Placed A Chill In My Arse - Eurthymics

I've got another load out the back, so you better decide where you want them.

Delivery Debbie

 
From General Discussion / Bucket List!
Posted 10 Sep 12 20:11
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1 World peace, end to hunger, more equality...blah blah get the Miss World plaudits out of the way...

2 FFS
3 SRS
4 Boob job
5 Invent cosmetic surgery for making me smaller

How many can I have? Do they have to be on the same subject?

Debbie

 
From General Discussion / Getting Right To The Arse Of The Matter.
Posted 10 Sep 12 20:02
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Like my Achey Breaky Arse?

Young at Arse?

Arse Attack?

Cold Hard Arse - Bon Jovi?

That sort of thing?

I cannot do these clever plays on words, Clive.

Debbie

 
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