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From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 14 Jun 10 12:17
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Yesteryear, elephant stew tasted extremely rancid, yet elephants are ruminants!

Iain



 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 4 Jun 10 15:07
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Nothing on that hill is now gone!

Iain

 
From News Discussion / Car Boot Sale A Bit Of A Let Down
Posted 3 Jun 10 20:34
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Top notch, usual standard 5*s

Iain

 
From General Discussion / The Conspiracy Theory Thread
Posted 3 Jun 10 12:36
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I think I must be paranoid.

Every time I look in a mirror there's this weird looking bloke looking back out at me.

Iain

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 2 Jun 10 12:04
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ex(h)altation xylophonists (ha!) and lowly timpanists, also taking in oboe noises.

Iain

 
From General Discussion / Coffee.....
Posted 31 May 10 18:26
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Caffe Nero without a doubt...black unsweetened Americano with an espresso shot served by the gorgeous Marie and her sultry Spanish accent with lowered gaze, her perfect figure as it turns to work the espresso machine is worth the entrance fee alone....

Where was I?

Oh, and the coffee's good too.

Even if Marie doesn't make it.

Iain

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 28 May 10 15:08
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substances, unlawfully bought, seem to amaze now consciousness eventually slips

niaI

 
From News Discussion / Be careful what you search for - you might get porn
Posted 28 May 10 13:34
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I just needed something to make it into "News" from "Something that happens to me on a regular basis", and you supplied it! Genius! Thank you, your Majesty [mimes doffing cap*].

I do believe that my bosses at work will stop believing me eventually, and then I'll be in trouble.

Iain

*This is like a Dutch cap, but less effective against unwanted pregnancy.

 
From General Discussion / 'Wild Asian Ass' poser...
Posted 28 May 10 12:32
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Thanks for that QM...I'd been wondering how to start my searching accidentally finding porn story....

Iain

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 28 May 10 11:50
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Rye: You're enchiladas

Iain

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 25 May 10 06:58
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Sabrina, a beautiful realtor in New Amsterdam

Iain

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 24 May 10 07:52
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Norrkoping, old, rotten rotting Kapital of Poland, in/near Germany

Iain

 
From General Discussion / WORD GAME
Posted 24 May 10 07:48
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Try the new Scurvy Diet from Slimfast...take no vitamin C for a month and watch the weight just fall right off.

Iain

 
From General Discussion / EXERCISE
Posted 24 May 10 07:38
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Birb...it's 3 strikes and out, I'm afraid.

I am actually my own step-brother thanks to my parents antics.

Parents divorced in '89, mum married her 'psychic' toyboy, dad married a paranoid alcoholic. Mum divorced, then married a psychotic nutter; alcoholic died of acute cirrhosis. Mum left psychco, hid at my dads. Divorce came through, and mum and dad remarried. I was the best man at their wedding. I pointed out that they were both bringing children from a previous marriage.

Ironically, my surname is Benson...who was a character from Soap, a comedy Soap Opera, which is how my life panned out. Nominative Determinism at it's finest.

Iain

 
From News Discussion / London 2012 Olympics - Mascots Unveiled
Posted 21 May 10 15:41
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The Nick Clegg Tie Colour is a spoof all in itself.

5*s!

Iain

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 21 May 10 13:05
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Devices explode virtually in computer electronic simulations

Iain

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 21 May 10 08:43
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Uninhabited new islands near habitable and beautiful islands take emigrants displaced.

Iain

 
From General Discussion / EXERCISE
Posted 21 May 10 07:37
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50% of marriages end in divorce, and 50% in death...My divorce papers are in the works now.

I plan to be immortal.

So far, so good.

Iain

 
From General Discussion / Mind if I put this down
Posted 21 May 10 07:34
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My dog.

[floods of tears]

Iain

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 20 May 10 12:01
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Slackers let amorous cats kiss exhausted recumbent sweethearts

Iain

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 19 May 10 06:51
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Nevermind, everybody's very engrossed reading more inane nonsense, dear.

Iain

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 17 May 10 14:42
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Socks: our customary knob sheaths

Iain

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 17 May 10 07:57
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Spelling, perhaps, elicits lexical laughter in nerdy geeks

Iain

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 16 May 10 16:57
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synagogues, yesterday, needed another going over, getting unusually echoing shaloms

Iain

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 15 May 10 22:04
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Graceless rabbits are cooked exothermically, letting escaped steam settle

Iain

 
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