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Rigid individuals get increasingly desperate

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Steiger takes ecstasy intravenously, gets extremely rigid

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*staring out of the window at the space junk floating by, wondering if we'll ever be rescued*

Sought-after oranges usually get heavy taxation - any fruit tax exasperates retailers

Ooops...jumped back again

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Systems yield, sometimes, to erroneously made suppositions

I make it 13:51

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Erm....I appear to have jumped back in time....the above is in response to MW....

What time is it RIGHT now?

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Sincere is nice certainly, effectively rarely employed

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Supple underwear provides pleasure like ecstasy

As architect of this game, what happens if somebody does an acronym that ends in 'I' as in Ski Kills I....is it game over?

Sorry about waiting until page 153 before asking for clarification.

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Duress: Undress regress egress suppress stress

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Sound off under no duress!

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Systems, yachters see, truly entertain many seamen.

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Sleaziness lets evildoing angry zealots include newsworthy explicit stories safely

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EXCUSES: Xenephobes can usually supply evasive sentences.

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Sadists are dangerous individuals, so treat sweetly

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Stupidity turns unprepared people into dimwitted imbeciles that yawn.

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Yassir angers several soldiers in Rwanda

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scientists cannot, inevitably, envisage nonsensical theist ideas, so tacitly sneer.

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Everywhere Victor eats, recreates your worst, horrific, embarrassing rugged expression

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Denied extra nuts? Insist everyone's denied.

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Roustabouts often underestimate seventy three apple barrels of unripe, tart strawberries

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Quote: The San Francisco Onion
YES!! You should do this one. Great stuff! You might even provide a public service with this story by reminding some of our readers who've actually forgotten that they can use their phone to make phone calls, too.

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Applelets story

Here's the story...with a rather unique accreditation I think.

Yelling educates loud, licentious, incredibly noisy girls

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I'm forever coming up with the latest way Apple try and screw people out of money whilst trying to appear to be the good guy. I hate the hypocritical 'style driven' company.

The iToaster, the iCar, the copyright issues delaying the launch of iTV. The iBrow, the iOpener, the iLid...

Perhaps I need one called the iDontGiveAShitHowGoodItLooks

I like the idea of Little Known Apple Apps (Applelets?)

Here's 5 off the top of my head:

1. Hairstyle....take a self portrait pic, and try out these hairstyles. Only 69pence a hairstyle.
2. WTF Is That....take a picture of anything and this app will tell you what it is with 13% accuracy. 50p a time.
3. Tortoise Breeding - monitor your beshelled pet's lovemaking for £1 an hour.
4. Learn How to Breathe - we'll send you an alert to remind you for a mere 10p a day
5. Chatterbox - actually use your iPhone to talk to somebody LIVE! All you need to know is their 'number' and you can speak to them RIGHT NOW! Wherever they are in the world! [36p a minute].

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P.S. I may have to write that one now....Curses...damn you and your brilliant ideas!

trainers reprimand athletes in nineties exotic running shoes

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Aren't we on groaning? Or did I wake up? Don't want to be doing that. It's bad for you, waking up.

Groaning: Really obnoxious agonised noises in neighbours' gardens

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See...start with the last word, then make the sentence out of words beginning with the initial letters of that starting word... So, we ended with GROANING...I start with GROANING.

This means the next word is GARDENS

This instructional video was brought to you with the number 6 and the letter Y

Nerds enjoy rating daft stories.

Who is Monks?

I do have an alter-ego, but she doesn't write on here*.

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*That's a teaser, isn't it?