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From General Discussion / Dead as a DoDo!
Posted 15 Jan 13 23:14
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You see...I thought Geoff DID like Chinese.

I don't think I misheard him when he said he likes his birds Foo Yung.

Debbie

 
From General Discussion / Dead as a DoDo!
Posted 15 Jan 13 10:47
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To quote a comedian who's name escapes me....

The dodo's dead; Di's dead; Dodi's dead. Dido must be crapping herself.

Debbie

 
From General Discussion / Images on postings
Posted 10 Jan 13 08:04
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I think it would be a good idea.

There, I've said it.

Debbie

 
From Magazine Discussion / The God of Data - A Lesson From the Book of Dataronomy
Posted 6 Jan 13 21:51
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Yes Jean, it is.

Debbie

 
From Magazine Discussion / The God of Data - A Lesson From the Book of Dataronomy
Posted 4 Jan 13 14:20
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I love this.

Teachers will love this.

Pupils will love this.

Those who were once pupils will love this.

Rob ... you are a genius!

Debbie

 
From General Discussion / Who is your favourite/favorite Pole?
Posted 1 Jan 13 23:36
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I like Pole dancing...

Debbie

 
From General Discussion / Happy/Merry Christmas
Posted 26 Dec 12 22:41
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Happy Christmas Charpa and Ellie. I hope you had a good one!

Debbie

 
From Magazine Discussion / The Reality of Santa Claus and Christmas Eve
Posted 19 Dec 12 12:09
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I've not laughed so much at a story since last Christmas!

Superb and deserves a massive audience!

Debbie

 
From News Discussion / Airbus pilot left behind - nobody noticed
Posted 5 Dec 12 14:58
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Thanks boss.

Czechs in the post.

Debbie

 
From General Discussion / Dear Spoof
Posted 4 Dec 12 17:25
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Dear Spoof....

Is this dress too short?

Yours, Debbie

c/o
Canal Street
Manchesdter

 
From General Discussion / Worrying Statistics
Posted 4 Dec 12 11:13
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Quote: Francois Dubois, S.J.

3 out of 10 Jesuits have dated Debbie.


100% of Debbie's thought they were called Jes Hewitt.

Debbie

 
From General Discussion / Worrying Statistics
Posted 3 Dec 12 13:47
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1 in 5 men have tried on women's clothing.

1 in 50 did it more than once.

1 in 500 do it a lot.

1 in 5000 prefer it.

1 in 50,000 become a woman.

1 in 500,000 make up statistics about transgender issues.

Debbie

 
From General Discussion / My Friend At Work Called James
Posted 2 Dec 12 22:52
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James sounds nice.

Does he like pre or post ops?

Yours hopefully.....

Debbie

 
From General Discussion / Advent calendar
Posted 2 Dec 12 22:42
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I've got an old IRA advent calendar. One of the doors is wired to an explosive.

I've got one from the local Jehovah's Witness group. Every time you open a door, a different recorded voice yells "fuck off!" at you.

Debbie

 
From General Discussion / Life's Great Pleasures
Posted 30 Nov 12 17:04
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Thanks Frankie ... they sound ever so sexy. Bright orange, you say? How do they look with five inch heels?

You can put the satellite photos with the ones you took while sat in the tree in my garden. If you get enough for a book, let me know, and I'll write you a forward.

Debbie

 
From General Discussion / Life's Great Pleasures
Posted 30 Nov 12 13:44
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You want to try tights, Clive!

Never complain about the length of time a girl spends in the loo. I have to get half-undressed just to have a wee. I need to set off to the bathroom at least half an hour before I'm desperate because there aren't enough ladies loos, and removing sufficient clothing takes time.

Waistband?...pah! You don't know you're born.

I tried to invent tights that don't need removing to go to the toilet, only to be told that Anne Summers has been selling them for years.



Debbie

 
From General Discussion / Life's Great Pleasures
Posted 30 Nov 12 12:02
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Quote: Francois Dubois, S.J.

Debbie,

You got any nekkid pictures of yerself?


Yes....but at the point of becoming nekked, I cease to be a cross dresser.

Debbie

 
From General Discussion / Why do they build the shore so near the ocean?
Posted 28 Nov 12 22:15
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Simple, Frankie...Dinosaur eggs are extremely tasty. They got on the boat - they never got off.

Debbie

 
From General Discussion / Life's Great Pleasures
Posted 27 Nov 12 08:27
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I've given up trying to post what I like. However, there appears to be a secret taste and decency filter on these forums (when did that come in?).

So, you'll just have to guess.

Debbie

 
From News Discussion / Tank Engine Drivers Describe 'Living Engine' Nightmare on Island of Sodor
Posted 20 Nov 12 17:55
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Love it. Bloody love it. 5 sentient thumbs for you good sir.

Loved the idea...the title...the execution the way your initials spell CAD!

Bravo/Brava!*

Debbie

*I make no gender assumptions, so delete as appropriate.

 
From General Discussion / BBC Children In Need
Posted 20 Nov 12 17:26
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I found it deeply ironic that the BBC hosted a charity event for a charity that protects children.

Maybe that's just me.

Debbie

 
From News Discussion / Sparks and Mensa to team up
Posted 24 Oct 12 19:59
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Nice one John...

I'm glad somebody's reading them...

Debbie

 
From General Discussion / Waiting
Posted 22 Oct 12 22:45
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Crows wait. Very patient are crows.

Dogs wait. At least they do if it's my turn to feed them.

When humans wait, it's on a table...

Debbie

 
From General Discussion / Jaggedone's Book is on the shelves!
Posted 19 Oct 12 21:20
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It's great news. I missed this earlier today.

Good look JO!

Debbie

 
From General Discussion / Baumgartner Skydive
Posted 14 Oct 12 21:12
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Hi name translates as "Lucky Tree Surgeon"

As a sky diver, taking the branches off trees means you've failed....

ebbie

 
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