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| From | General Discussion / Dead as a DoDo! | |
| Posted | 15 Jan 13 23:14 | |
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You see...I thought Geoff DID like Chinese.
I don't think I misheard him when he said he likes his birds Foo Yung. Debbie |
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| From | General Discussion / Dead as a DoDo! | |
| Posted | 15 Jan 13 10:47 | |
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To quote a comedian who's name escapes me....
The dodo's dead; Di's dead; Dodi's dead. Dido must be crapping herself. Debbie |
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| From | General Discussion / Images on postings | |
| Posted | 10 Jan 13 08:04 | |
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I think it would be a good idea.
There, I've said it. Debbie |
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| From | General Discussion / Who is your favourite/favorite Pole? | |
| Posted | 1 Jan 13 23:36 | |
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I like Pole dancing...
Debbie |
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| From | General Discussion / Happy/Merry Christmas | |
| Posted | 26 Dec 12 22:41 | |
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Happy Christmas Charpa and Ellie. I hope you had a good one!
Debbie |
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| From | General Discussion / Dear Spoof | |
| Posted | 4 Dec 12 17:25 | |
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Dear Spoof....
Is this dress too short? Yours, Debbie c/o Canal Street Manchesdter |
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| From | General Discussion / Worrying Statistics | |
| Posted | 4 Dec 12 11:13 | |
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100% of Debbie's thought they were called Jes Hewitt. Debbie |
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| From | General Discussion / Worrying Statistics | |
| Posted | 3 Dec 12 13:47 | |
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1 in 5 men have tried on women's clothing.
1 in 50 did it more than once. 1 in 500 do it a lot. 1 in 5000 prefer it. 1 in 50,000 become a woman. 1 in 500,000 make up statistics about transgender issues. Debbie |
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| From | General Discussion / My Friend At Work Called James | |
| Posted | 2 Dec 12 22:52 | |
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James sounds nice.
Does he like pre or post ops? Yours hopefully..... Debbie |
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| From | General Discussion / Advent calendar | |
| Posted | 2 Dec 12 22:42 | |
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I've got an old IRA advent calendar. One of the doors is wired to an explosive.
I've got one from the local Jehovah's Witness group. Every time you open a door, a different recorded voice yells "fuck off!" at you. Debbie |
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| From | General Discussion / Life's Great Pleasures | |
| Posted | 30 Nov 12 17:04 | |
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Thanks Frankie ... they sound ever so sexy. Bright orange, you say? How do they look with five inch heels?
You can put the satellite photos with the ones you took while sat in the tree in my garden. If you get enough for a book, let me know, and I'll write you a forward. Debbie |
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| From | General Discussion / Life's Great Pleasures | |
| Posted | 30 Nov 12 13:44 | |
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You want to try tights, Clive!
Never complain about the length of time a girl spends in the loo. I have to get half-undressed just to have a wee. I need to set off to the bathroom at least half an hour before I'm desperate because there aren't enough ladies loos, and removing sufficient clothing takes time. Waistband?...pah! You don't know you're born. I tried to invent tights that don't need removing to go to the toilet, only to be told that Anne Summers has been selling them for years.  Debbie |
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| From | General Discussion / Life's Great Pleasures | |
| Posted | 30 Nov 12 12:02 | |
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Yes....but at the point of becoming nekked, I cease to be a cross dresser. Debbie |
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| From | General Discussion / Why do they build the shore so near the ocean? | |
| Posted | 28 Nov 12 22:15 | |
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Simple, Frankie...Dinosaur eggs are extremely tasty. They got on the boat - they never got off.
Debbie |
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| From | General Discussion / Life's Great Pleasures | |
| Posted | 27 Nov 12 08:27 | |
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I've given up trying to post what I like. However, there appears to be a secret taste and decency filter on these forums (when did that come in?).
So, you'll just have to guess. Debbie |
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| From | General Discussion / BBC Children In Need | |
| Posted | 20 Nov 12 17:26 | |
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I found it deeply ironic that the BBC hosted a charity event for a charity that protects children.
Maybe that's just me. Debbie |
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| From | General Discussion / Waiting | |
| Posted | 22 Oct 12 22:45 | |
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Crows wait. Very patient are crows.
Dogs wait. At least they do if it's my turn to feed them. When humans wait, it's on a table... Debbie |
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| From | General Discussion / Jaggedone's Book is on the shelves! | |
| Posted | 19 Oct 12 21:20 | |
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It's great news. I missed this earlier today.
Good look JO! Debbie |
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| From | General Discussion / Baumgartner Skydive | |
| Posted | 14 Oct 12 21:12 | |
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Hi name translates as "Lucky Tree Surgeon"
As a sky diver, taking the branches off trees means you've failed.... ebbie |
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| From | General Discussion / The worst haiku ever written in the WesternWorld thread | |
| Posted | 6 Oct 12 22:07 | |
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I bought some land
In a place called Kobe It's not there any more. Debbie |
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| From | General Discussion / The Coal Hole Firm Cordially Invite You........... | |
| Posted | 6 Oct 12 11:00 | |
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Right, I'll wiggle my bottom all the way down Regents Street, dressed as a hooker to a pub of dubious renown, walk in and ask for Clive, at which point the barman WILL ask the question "Blimey, didn't Clive win enough on the horses for a proper prozzie this week?"
Hmm? That's if I make it that far.... I'll think about it. No promises mind! Debbie |
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| From | General Discussion / The Coal Hole Firm Cordially Invite You........... | |
| Posted | 5 Oct 12 19:43 | |
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I need longer than 24 hours notice!
Do you know how long it takes to put false eyelashes on? And then there's deciding what to wear. I'd probably want something new, as I don't think I have a 'meeting men in a pub' outfit. And that means shopping! Tut. Men. I need at least a month's notice. Debbie |
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| From | General Discussion / Why do we get ill? | |
| Posted | 5 Oct 12 10:56 | |
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Get better soon, Mark.
Have you tried taking Glaxo Smith Kline's new placebo treatment? I understand it's very effective. Although I don't know what it was up against in clinical trials. Debbie |
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| From | General Discussion / The Hippy thread | |
| Posted | 3 Oct 12 13:24 | |
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My hippy name is Sunshine Meadows. This is also a Nursing Home in Liverpool.
Most of their residents are pretty chilled too. It's about time they had a clear out, really. I don't do drugs, it interferes with the Oestrogen. Except wine. And chocolate. And coffee. The Holy Trinity. Can I still be a hippy if I only do cocoa? Debbie P.S. Captain, luv, no...it's the right hole :O |
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| From | General Discussion / The worst haiku ever written in the WesternWorld thread | |
| Posted | 3 Oct 12 11:54 | |
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A sober Haiku?
I have never been sober. Another Chablis? Debbie |
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