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From News Discussion / Pope Snags Job As Wal-Mart Greeter
Posted 24 Apr 13 12:42
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May be the Pope could sell indulgences. Just like the good old days.

 
From News Discussion / Britain has no sailors for our subs - emergency recruitment planned!
Posted 21 Aug 12 15:50
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What a bunch of crap!!!!

 
From News Discussion / Clooney to marry at last
Posted 28 May 12 06:31
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Clooney, the unlovable rascal.

 
From News Discussion / Santa in trouble with law
Posted 29 Mar 12 01:21
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Real ho ho ho moment.


 
From General Discussion / Let's All Have A Flame Up! (Just Pretend - Not Real)
Posted 2 Dec 10 13:34
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You rocks, you stones, you...WIKILEAKERS!!!!

 
From News Discussion / Paris Hilton Rushed To Hospital With Finger Up Her Ass!
Posted 10 Nov 10 11:52
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All in all, communism is rampant!

 
From News Discussion / Cat Found In Wheelie Bin With Vuvuzela Stuck Up Its Arse
Posted 6 Sep 10 13:05
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There's an old saying "Don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart"...no, hang on, not that one. Um, "When in Rome do as the Romans do." My point? Ah hell I don't know!!

 
From News Discussion / Gordon Brown Heads Intervention Team to Bring Mel Gibson "home" to Scotland!
Posted 15 Jul 10 10:54
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This is exactly how Nazi Germany started. Dribbling layabouts with nothing better to do than to cause trouble.
You sit there on your loathsome spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a single cuss about the struggling artist. You excrement!! You whining hypocritical toadys with your Nick Faldo golf clubs and your bleedin' masonic secret handshake, you wouldn't let me join would you, you blackballing bastards. I wouldn't become a (insert your word here) if you went down on your lousy stinking knees and begged me!!

 
From News Discussion / 'Killer Comet' tracking telescope destroyed
Posted 22 Jun 10 12:32
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This is just communist propaganda of the shoddiest kind.
I can't have a bath without six or seven communists jumpimg in with me, and Brezhnev and Kosygin are in the kitchen now eating my wife's jam.

 
From News Discussion / Nigeria out of World Cup
Posted 22 Jun 10 07:36
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This story changes the FACE of western civilisation. Its impact is visceral and deeply profound. This writer is GOD!!

 
From News Discussion / Pope: "There is nothing in the Bible forbidding dressing up in bubble wrap lingerie and watching internet porn whilst gagging on a Coy Fish"
Posted 10 Oct 09 03:29
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don't eat fish on friday MB but what I do eat is usually good for me. When do you get parole?

 
From News Discussion / Pope: "There is nothing in the Bible forbidding dressing up in bubble wrap lingerie and watching internet porn whilst gagging on a Coy Fish"
Posted 9 Oct 09 14:31
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let me guess Madame Bitters you're INCARCERATED!

 
From News Discussion / Pope: "There is nothing in the Bible forbidding dressing up in bubble wrap lingerie and watching internet porn whilst gagging on a Coy Fish"
Posted 9 Oct 09 05:13
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religious persecution is a thing of the past or so I thought. Lets move on folks!

 
From News Discussion / Pope: "There is nothing in the Bible forbidding dressing up in bubble wrap lingerie and watching internet porn whilst gagging on a Coy Fish"
Posted 9 Oct 09 04:52
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this just sectarian rubbish written by a athiest moron.

 
From News Discussion / Susan Boyle Has Criminal Record
Posted 22 Jun 09 14:43
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It is not widely known that Boyle is a distant relation of the big yin himself, Billy Connolly. Which makes sense given their God awful facial features.

 
From News Discussion / Provisional IRA give The Spoof 30 minutes to leave the internet
Posted 14 Apr 09 14:43
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Quote: Earl Grey

No cars?

But plenty of golf courses. St Patrick just took the snakes up to the first tee and drove them out of Ireland.


All Patrick did was convince a few IRA operatives to act as suicide bombers and blow the snakes to kingdom come (somewhere near Londonderry).

 
From News Discussion / Damian McBride email released
Posted 14 Apr 09 14:26
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Communist propaganda will not get you anywhere Stalin!!

 
From News Discussion / Bargis Tryhol: "How many angels can dance on the head of my penis?"
Posted 6 Mar 09 12:35
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What a bunch of crap. U are a MORON!!!

 
From News Discussion / Pope 'Gay'
Posted 11 Feb 09 14:22
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Quote: Owen

It's only fair if you think of free speech as a luxury, and not as a 'God' given right.

It's not a luxury, and citing examples of countries like China wouldn't alter that fact.

China makes up for the fact that it restricts its citizens by providing for them in other ways, such as land, or health care, or baby milk, but it's a regime that should be discouraged.

That is also why people tend not to mock the Dalai-Lama over the Pope. The Pope is part of the same system of repression, while the DL is a symbol of hope for the oppressed.

The Dalai Lama represents what the spoof is in its purest form, that Buckwheat guy aside, a symbol of hope for the oppressed. And you would impose upon it your own system of government? For shame!


My point is about respect and calling His Holiness Pope Benedict a "gay" individual is counterpoint to this ideal. As I said in my previous email, the writer is prejudiced and not acting in the best interests of the Spoof website. I don't care what you feel about the "system of repression" but I do get irate at off the wall comments about someone who is an acknowledged force for peace in this increasingly violent world.

 
From News Discussion / Pope 'Gay'
Posted 11 Feb 09 14:12
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Quote: Owen

It's only fair if you think of free speech as a luxury, and not as a 'God' given right.

It's not a luxury, and citing examples of countries like China wouldn't alter that fact.

China makes up for the fact that it restricts its citizens by providing for them in other ways, such as land, or health care, or baby milk, but it's a regime that should be discouraged.

That is also why people tend not to mock the Dalai-Lama over the Pope. The Pope is part of the same system of repression, while the DL is a symbol of hope for the oppressed.

The Dalai Lama represents what the spoof is in its purest form, that Buckwheat guy aside, a symbol of hope for the oppressed. And you would impose upon it your own system of government? For shame!


 
From News Discussion / Pope 'Gay'
Posted 10 Feb 09 05:50
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I acknowledge the right of people to say and feel what they think about any person, place or thing, however some RESPECT is also necessary, which is why public media such as newspapers are governed by libel laws which protect people from defamatory comments. If fellow Spoof contributors were impugned in the same way they would have a right to sue the offending party. Its only fair.

 
From News Discussion / Pope 'Gay'
Posted 4 Feb 09 06:51
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This story is extremely prejudicial. It doesn't deserve to be shown on this website. Nobody writes this graphically about the Dal lai lama so why should his Holiness be subjected to this rubbish.

 
From News Discussion / The Pope says "Muslims are gay"
Posted 19 Jan 09 14:27
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This writer should be warned about writing such egregious anti clerical nonsense. This bigotism, that Spoof.com readily accepts, is an indication of the double standards that the site's managers possess.

 
 
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