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From News Discussion / Like Father, Like Son. Will Tweets: Can't Wait, 2 More Months Till I Can Legally Cheat!
Posted 21 Feb 11 20:05
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Good one Morse. Five Stars from me.

 
From News Discussion / Taylor Lautner Claims Rob Pattinson Sniffs Kristen Stewart's Panties
Posted 20 Feb 11 01:29
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"Bureau's 'microwaved used panties for freshness of scent was like a breath of fresh air" -The New York Times.

 
From General Discussion / Forestry sell off cartoon...
Posted 18 Feb 11 14:00
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Now THAT'S a spoof! Good one QM.

 
From News Discussion / David Beckham seen house-hunting on The Isle of Wight
Posted 17 Feb 11 21:51
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Five stars, LG!

Wonder how many nursing home patients are wearing Betty Boop and "Kilroy Was Here" tattoos?

 
From General Discussion / Steal These One-Liners!
Posted 17 Feb 11 21:21
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Quote: Lady Godiva

Bureau I've just been reading your new Snippets and some jokes...saw the hyena hernia one...lol.


Yeah, I'm even stealing my own jokes.




 
From General Discussion / Steal These One-Liners!
Posted 17 Feb 11 17:12
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I don't think there's any way to do it wrong!

These are funny. That's all that matters. You guys are creative.

"Every time I tell anyone about my hyena hernia, they laugh at me."

"If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they put one on me? -Barney Frank.

 
From General Discussion / Florida inmate smuggles 30 items into jail in his rectum
Posted 16 Feb 11 16:39
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I guess the lip balm was in case he accidentally farted on the matches.

 
From General Discussion / Superpower of Choice
Posted 16 Feb 11 00:53
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The power to turn everything into Spam!

I like Spam.

Come to think of it...everything is already in Spam.

Never mind.

 
From General Discussion / Steal These One-Liners!
Posted 15 Feb 11 20:00
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"Even though I knew it was too good to be true, I went ahead and ordered the 'Viagra at $5.00 a pound'."

"The trouble with getting more fiber into your diet is that, as soon as your stomach adjusts, everyone else in the house has moved out."

 
From General Discussion / Steal These One-Liners!
Posted 15 Feb 11 01:32
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Didn't know you were into hockey, LG.

I've been into some good shit myself for my back lately.

Since some of our writings show up elsewhere, I've decided to give it away.

"I have made a significant discovery in the Old Testament after learning to read it in Hebrew. There in First Chronicles, I have discovered the First Mohican."

"You know you're getting older when the local crowd down at the bar begin calling you 'Scrotum Face'."

"I have a rare blood type: 'Night Train Positive'."

 
From News Discussion / The Legendary Bob Dylan Performs At The Grammys With A Back Up Band of 17
Posted 15 Feb 11 00:24
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Five from me, Abel. Even though you're picking on my favorite. Not bad for an old guy with a couple of thousand songs written, voted #1 all-time rock song (Like A Rolling Stone), an art show in Paris and Brazil and winner of a Pulititzer for Chronicles One. (Number 2 and 3 on the way.)

-Bureau the back slider.

 
From General Discussion / Steal These One-Liners!
Posted 15 Feb 11 00:12
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Please help the poor struggling Standup Comedian: Each of you feel free to rearrange these in some way so they will be different if you use them:


"Never take your children to a petting zoo. Especially petting zoos with goats. Especially when you're wearing a Rolex."

"For some people in the Middle East, all that makes them tick is dreaming about those 72 virgins!"



 
From General Discussion / Extinct And Loving It No. 675
Posted 28 Jan 11 22:42
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The Woolley Mammoth until five years from now, in Japan.

 
From General Discussion / nightmares.....
Posted 27 Jan 11 20:42
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Y'-va-re-ch'-cha A-do-nai v'-yish-m'-re-cha;

ya-er A-do-nai pa-nav a-le-cha vi-chu-ne-ka;

yi-sa A-do-nai pa-nav a-le-cha.

v'ya-sem-l'-cha sha-lom.



The Lord bless you and keep you; the Lord make

his face to shine upon you and be gracious unto

you; the Lord lift up His countenance upon you &

grant you peace.

-Aaronic Blessing

 
From General Discussion / Man spends £16,000 to travel around the world with his six SEX DOLLS.
Posted 26 Jan 11 16:39
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How are we spoofers going to compete as the world of reality grows crazier by the day?

 
From General Discussion / Suggestions to Mark for Changes on TheSpoof (Fake)
Posted 26 Jan 11 15:23
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Suggestions to Mark for Changes on TheSpoof (Fake):


A special gay section: ThePoof

Special Translations for American/British on sports so we know what is being stated.

Automatic cut-off for silly sugg



 
From News Discussion / Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart Extremely Upset!
Posted 25 Jan 11 20:19
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Thanks CJ.

Maybe TheSpoof needs a "Rat Boy" to challenge The Weekly World News "Bat Boy"?

I honestly believe my article has earned a Razzie.

-Bureau

 
From General Discussion / How Britain Lost the Colonies?
Posted 24 Jan 11 19:37
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Quote: Mikethelad

We had to make it look good or you would have been suspicious that we didn't really want America




After the last few Presidents, I'm beginning to see why.

 
From General Discussion / How Britain Lost the Colonies?
Posted 24 Jan 11 18:46
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This was before the British did away with the Ministry of Silly Walks & walked head-first into ambush after ambush.

 
From General Discussion / Paul the Octopus's statue unveiled
Posted 24 Jan 11 13:21
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I wasn't "faking" LG. I think a lot of us would have liked to see what else Paul would have predicted. Say, yesterday's two football games. Or whatever he could have predicted by choosing. Seems like he didn't live long after becoming famous.

-Bureau

 
From General Discussion / Fishy Titles (songs, shows, movies)
Posted 24 Jan 11 00:56
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I Found My Eel (After My Viagra Pill)

 
From General Discussion / Paul the Octopus's statue unveiled
Posted 24 Jan 11 00:15
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Most of us are still in shock from his sudden death back in October.

Missed the memorial service.

Hope they played "Taps" on the vuvuzelas as they became forever linked with our Paul during the games.

I'll drink a toast to Paul right now with the last of my Shiraz.

Here's to Paul the greatest since Nostradamus.

 
From General Discussion / Fishy Titles (songs, shows, movies)
Posted 23 Jan 11 20:56
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Children of a Lesser Cod!

 
From General Discussion / Fishy Titles (songs, shows, movies)
Posted 23 Jan 11 19:58
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The Bass Menagerie

 
From General Discussion / How Britain Lost the Colonies?
Posted 23 Jan 11 16:22
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Ben Franklin planting illegal metal minefields for lightning to strike.

 
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