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From News Discussion / Isle of Wight News - Scab collection stolen
Posted 14 Oct 12 03:04
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Point taken.

Funny how nobody seems to comment much lately. Can only speak for myself, but I either can't comment, or the things being posted recently, I just don't have an opinion on.

Can't somebody write a story about lesbian tennis players?

Martina.

 
From General Discussion / That'll Teach Em
Posted 14 Oct 12 02:57
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Beware Of The Trolls, Your Sins Will Find You Out!

I bet this guy thought he was so clever. Maybe a point to ponder.

Just sayin'

Regards

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / Dear Spoof
Posted 14 Oct 12 02:29
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Dear Spoof

If anyone's deluded enough to think that continually recycling the same old toot ad nauseum is somehow going to rejuvenate the site, then perhaps they ought to sign up with the BBC.

Fanny Craddock
Tring.

 
From General Discussion / Jimmy Savile
Posted 13 Oct 12 22:46
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The plot thickens on this one.

"They were just rumours..."

Riiiiight...

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / I'm rone ree, So Rone ree
Posted 13 Oct 12 22:39
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I don't have a wallet. Well...I do, but I don't carry it with me. Too bulky.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / I'm rone ree, So Rone ree
Posted 12 Oct 12 20:03
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Was me really. Honest.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From Magazine Discussion / Local Man Describes Meeting With Funeral Director
Posted 12 Oct 12 02:34
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True.

All I'm saying.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From Magazine Discussion / Jimmy Savile. Knocking on Heavens Door
Posted 12 Oct 12 01:16
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I liked the last line. Far more cutting than anything else I've read anywhere. I gave it five,

Regards

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Isle of Wight News - Scab collection stolen
Posted 12 Oct 12 00:48
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I liked this too Debbie.

It makes me feel like writing subs again.

There's a gap in the market for transvestite humour on the interweb these days. Erm...not that's it's about transvestism...but...erm...hang on...nearly choked on me feather boa there...

Regards

Martina.

 
From General Discussion / Woman receives €11,721,000,000,000,000 phone bill
Posted 12 Oct 12 00:41
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Jim'll fix it. Sorted. Now then now then.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / Apathy
Posted 11 Oct 12 21:56
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Apache?

Good grief! Circle up the wagons!

Regards

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / Apathy
Posted 11 Oct 12 20:06
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I blame the Coal Hole Firm. Especially me. Looks like there's only me left!

Help!

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / The coin a word or phrase game
Posted 10 Oct 12 19:00
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I get the idea that most entries on this thread will be swearwords.

So, keeping in the spirit of things, my word is:

"Tufty"

Totally Useless Fat Twat.

Regards

Skoob

 
From News Discussion / Jimmy Savile's Grave 'Subsiding' - Scarborough Council
Posted 10 Oct 12 18:15
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Appreciated muchly.

It's always a dilemma whether to put stuff like this up.

Given that the ould perv had his elaborate headstone removed and smashed up provides some vindication.

Thanks.

Skoob.

 
From Magazine Discussion / Quentin Kelp MP - My Ten Commandments
Posted 9 Oct 12 13:47
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I enjoy these. Five thingies to TJM.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / Does Anyone Know....
Posted 9 Oct 12 13:34
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Topics in News Discussion have to be published stories.

To start a new thread, click on 'Discuss This Story' at the bottom of the article you want to talk about.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / Jimmy Savile
Posted 8 Oct 12 09:11
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Clivey,

Sorry to disappoint you mate, but that isn't really lowering the bar. Where I come from, we call it straight talking, or shooting from the hip.

That kid who committed suicide was around the same age as my eldest granddaughter. The little girl who disappeared in Wales, April - same age as another precious grandchild.

It's bad enough that people even have the capacity to do such things.

Let alone, conspire to pretend that it never happened.

Sorry, but like I said already - I can't abide such things, and if I had my way...well...let's not go there ..

Mind you, as in the Maddy McCann case - I expect that some people out there think there's a funny angle.

They're sick.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / Jimmy Savile
Posted 7 Oct 12 17:01
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5*****

Brilliant Les!

Regards

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / Jimmy Savile
Posted 7 Oct 12 14:55
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I'm not pooh-poohing anything Tommy. Honestly. I just seem to have some recollection of a series of lectures he gave at Brixton Academy. He definitely mentioned reptile people living in caves. Or it could have been lizard people who live in tunnels in South America and rule the world.

What I think isn't important. I'm just surprised that people were surprised by the Sa-vile (Nice touch, that.) revelations.

Kindest

Skoob.




 
From General Discussion / Jimmy Savile
Posted 7 Oct 12 14:09
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I once had to listen to a paedophile for hours on end. At the time, it was part of my job. I couldn't be judgemental on a professional level, but inside I was seething.

I still see that person. He never acknowledges me, or looks me directly in the eye. As someone who's always endeavoured to be a responsible parent and grandparent, maybe I take it personally. I know I shouldn't, but it makes me angry.

I'm not so sure that David Icke has anything valid to contribute to anything. Although maybe he does have a point about 'Reptile People' who live in caves.

Just musin'

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / 'Cougars' responsible for Seattle pet deaths!
Posted 7 Oct 12 11:28
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Everybody wants to be a cat.

Disney.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / Jimmy Savile
Posted 6 Oct 12 21:20
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What really stings is that a young girl who was photographed next to Savile on TOTP committed suicide. The kid left a diary, detailing sexual abuse by a number of household names.

It was dismissed by the police at the time as a 'teenage fantasy.'

I hope some of the bastards involved sleep soundly tonight.

It's high time the shit really hit the fan.

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / Jimmy Savile
Posted 6 Oct 12 20:01
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With you all the way on that Arm.

What I heard was that the girls who formed the audiences at recordings of TOTP got star billing - ie: Standing by the DJ's as the cameras rolled, or dancing at the front of the stage - in return for certain 'favours.'

Over the years, I thought everybody had been aware of this, but judging by the reaction to recent 'revelations' it seems not.

I think there's a hell of a lot more to emerge on this, and that a number of people will be getting a bit 'twitchy.'

All of which begs another question, and it goes some way towards explaining why this never came out when the creep was alive, that being that even in this day and age, you can't just go around making allegations against people. Why? Because they'll sue. The Jackson family would sue anyone over the slightest slur on their name.

There was an interesting piece on a website I read today by a reporter, which essentially said that the reason for the silence was that they'd have been accused of muckraking. Especially when an iconic figure is involved. Because they didn't report the rumours, they are still vilified.

It's a lose/lose situation for an honest journalist. I know they're a rarity (Honest journalists) but there are some around.

Some revealing stuff out there today on this subject - like the Louis Theroux doc. All of this is something I wouldn't personally use in pursuit of a cheap laugh. I just hope some of those affected finally get some closure.

There's a lot more waiting in the wings I suspect. I'm glad it's all come out. I honestly believed in my naivety that everyone was aware of this, but just didn't bother making a fuss about it because at the time, nobody seemed to mind.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / Jimmy Savile
Posted 6 Oct 12 14:44
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Just wondered what my fellow Spoofers think of all this.

I heard these rumours years ago, and the only shocking revelation as far as I'm concerned is that so many people appeared to be unaware of what was allegedly going on at the BBC back then.

What has emerged is consistent with what I heard all those years ago, and if the rest of it comes out, there will be others in the frame. Quite a few of them.

Not asking anyone to name names, but I'd be curious to know what others think, and if any of you found it surprising.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / The Coal Hole Firm Cordially Invite You...........
Posted 6 Oct 12 14:07
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Sun's shining for you boys! Can't be bad. Every time I turn up to these things it pisses down. Probably says more about me than I care to contemplate.

SALUD!

PROST!

CHEERS!

HUZZAH!!!

Long live the Coal Hole Firm and all who sail in her!

 
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