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What fans?

Regards

Skoob.

I have no fans
Only people who hate me
God bless the fools.

That's me done with haikus. Aaaarrrghh!!!

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Skoob

Get rid of me!

That'd probably do it!

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Skoob.

Pastime Paradise - Stevie Wonder.

Miles better than the gangsta thing.

Paradise.

Art is really crap
Like wet summers in Burnley
Jesus in a cap.

There's a crack in the toilet bowl.

Probably because somebody shit a brick.

From 'Man At The Top'

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Skoob.

What? Now what did I do?

You can't beat a brick outhouse.

What?

Two brick outhouses is better.

You can't beat a brick outhouse.

What?

An Iranian news agency quoted The Onion today, on an article saying that 77% of rural Americans would rather vote for Ahmedinajad than Obama. Wish I'd thought of that one. That's proper Spoofing, that is.

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Skoob.

R'DOG

Very street.

What are you trying to say?

Sincerely

Skoob.

Coming the cunt doesn't help.

Just saying.

The Salfordian.

Possibly because you spelled his name wrong, and possibly because he doesn't particularly care for the company.

I dunno, maybe the fact that snippets don't generate the points they used to...or maybe he objected to British writers writing about our national sport.

Not that anyone sets a standard by points. Heaven forbid.

Regards

Skoob.

Or maybe he preferred to contribute to a site which routinely trashed people here. And condoned it. Nay, participated. Even our respected and much esteemed administrator.

Frankie, matey chum,

You can tease and cajole all you want. But there is no way on God's slightly damp Earth that I am writing haikus.

You can fuck right off.

Next thing is you'll be encouraging me to try sushi. I DON'T DO RAW FISH!

Or origami, or bonsai, and you can stick feng shui right up your arse!

DO YOU HEAR ME?

I like my furniture exactly where it is, I can't stand bits of folded up paper (Even if it does resemble a preying mantis,) and I like my fish cooked.

Preferably in a chippy.

Have it!

Skoob

No way.

I don't do haiku's.

They're worse than fucking acronyms.

IMHO

Regards

Skoob

I know!

*Flutters eyelashes*

Emma.

This one tickled me pink.

I hope it sees the light of day, because stuff like this deserves wider exposure. Not overly fond of the site, but credit where credit's due.

Smithy Does Jamie Oliver. Recommended.

And the bloke who wrote it doesn't seem like such a bad sort either.

Regards

Skoob.

Let me make this perfectly clear...

Luv

Emma

x

Has he gone yet?

Some warped people out there.

Not Iain - that other one. Blimey! What's all that about?

Regards

Skoob.

'Moon River' Frankie. From 'Breakfast At Tiffany's'

Dear Spoof

Whilst in agreement with your previous two correspondents regarding the appalling decline of civilisation in Syria, and the consequent outbreaks of appalling barbarism, I feel compelled to write about the almost forgotten art of writing about various anatomical features of the human body, as pioneered by the carpetbaggers and cowboys who made America what it is today.

It's quite plain that the world (And Stumbleupon) is crying out for more of this sort of thing. There's been a dearth of smut around these here parts recently, and on Google News too, and I think it's a sin and a shame that we don't get more of it.

So what are you waiting for?

Excite me! You know you wanna!

Len Shapcott
Bingley.

Anyone fancy an 'outing'?

Or not?

Regards

Skoob.

Debbie

Can I be a woman too?

I was thinking in terms of a Tracy. That sort of thing.

We could be the fat slags!

That'd sort the bastards out!

Tracy.

Welcome back Ellis!

(Not in a gay way.)

Skoob.

Dear Spoof

Please inform Dooboys that he needs the services of a competent editor.

12 pound an hour.

Also that I haven't a fucking clue how Tommy Becket's headache is doing.

Carson Francis
Dublin.