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From News Discussion / People Eating Grass
Posted 14 Jan 09 06:21
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Quote: Aspartame Boy

Mine was true. Not trying to be funny here, for once. I guess that DOES make me loopy in a fun house sort of way.

You hate aliens just because we are aliens.

I just ordered two more jars of grass from PA. They have great grass there. They throw in some herbs too. Tastes great on spaghetti. Of course I add salsa and olive oil and sea salt. You should try a plate, on a bed of grated Parmesan cheese.

If you still don't believe it, I suggest you look up the history of vitamin tablets.


Quote: Monkey Woods

I liked Rocky's story, but not Aspartame Boy's tale.

So, I gave Rocky 5 stars.



Whoah!

Roll that back!

I never said I hated aliens.

But I couldn't eat a whole one.

 
From General Discussion / Things You Can Do With Cinnamon
Posted 14 Jan 09 06:18
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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

The moon is boring, you have to wear stupid suits and it takes fucking ages to get there and when you do get there, there's fuck all to do, and then it takes you fucking ages to get back.


I'm getting a Black Forest Gateaux first thing in the morning.

Fuck the recession.

Ferg


Good point.

 
From News Discussion / Pierced Testicle Craze Sweeps University Campuses
Posted 14 Jan 09 06:08
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Aaaah Jeeeze Morse!

Now I'm squirming even more.

Enough I say!!!

 
From News Discussion / Ehud Barak Obama picks Opus Dei lapdog Leon Pancetta for top CIA post
Posted 14 Jan 09 06:01
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Quote: Aspartame Boy

I was sucked in and driveled upon.


Lucky You

 
From General Discussion / Things You Can Do With Cinnamon
Posted 13 Jan 09 22:36
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Jesus, what is it with you and scary avatars?

Tell him Fergus!

Sort him out!

 
From News Discussion / People Eating Grass
Posted 13 Jan 09 21:07
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Somebody's going totally fucking loop de loop here.

Or is that just me?

 
From News Discussion / People Eating Grass
Posted 13 Jan 09 21:05
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What's the sell by date for aspartame?

 
From General Discussion / Newsbiscuit
Posted 13 Jan 09 17:51
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So what's Rusty's website address?

I like his work.

 
From News Discussion / Pierced Testicle Craze Sweeps University Campuses
Posted 13 Jan 09 17:04
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And Barnes and Noble.

 
From News Discussion / Pierced Testicle Craze Sweeps University Campuses
Posted 13 Jan 09 17:04
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QM - Give my regards to the Homeland Bar in Union Square.

 
From News Discussion / Pierced Testicle Craze Sweeps University Campuses
Posted 13 Jan 09 16:12
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Quote: Skoob1999

No hablo vas deferens.

Hablo vasectomy.

Which incidentally was as painful as hell.

How ya doin' your madge?[/blockquote

Hence the reason for the squirming at J man's nut piercing article.

 
From News Discussion / Pierced Testicle Craze Sweeps University Campuses
Posted 13 Jan 09 16:10
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No hablo vas deferens.

Hablo vasectomy.

Which incidentally was as painful as hell.

How ya doin' your madge?

 
From News Discussion / Pierced Testicle Craze Sweeps University Campuses
Posted 13 Jan 09 05:58
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Ferg

Don't forget Evra coming back.

Truly a great week. I bet the 'special one' was cacking it in the stands watching that.

 
From News Discussion / Pierced Testicle Craze Sweeps University Campuses
Posted 13 Jan 09 01:35
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All the best for 2009 to you too Fergus.

Hope the brekkie rolls are forthcoming.

 
From News Discussion / Pierced Testicle Craze Sweeps University Campuses
Posted 13 Jan 09 00:35
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That's nice to know J man, but it doesn't really help with the squirming.

All the best to you and yours for 2009

 
From General Discussion / The last thing I remember ......Game (New members welcome)
Posted 12 Jan 09 23:39
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I remember that from a blurb on an Ernest Tidyman novel:

'Shaft isn't racist - he hates everybody'

A bit like me really.

Only joking...or am I?

Edgar Allen Poe rules.

 
From News Discussion / Pierced Testicle Craze Sweeps University Campuses
Posted 12 Jan 09 23:10
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J man

Just the banner of this story made me squirm, and I'm not very squeamish as a rule.

No mas. No mas.

Por Favor.

Still squirming....

 
From News Discussion / Wacko's Backo
Posted 12 Jan 09 23:05
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That pic of Jackson is so scary.

To think he paid to look like that.

What's that all about?

Jeeeeeeze.

 
From General Discussion / Things You Can Do With Cinnamon
Posted 12 Jan 09 22:09
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Mine's a pint when you're ready.

Sod it. I'll get me own.

No more finger wagging please. I get enough of that off Mrs Skoob!

 
From News Discussion / God to Protestants - "You are so wide of the mark"
Posted 12 Jan 09 19:32
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Quality.

5* from me.

Keep em coming.

 
From General Discussion / Things You Can Do With Cinnamon
Posted 12 Jan 09 19:22
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Naaaah. Me buttons are all done up!!!

 
From General Discussion / Things You Can Do With Cinnamon
Posted 12 Jan 09 17:47
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The flip side of the England World Cup Squad's 1970 record 'Back Home' was 'Cinnamon Stick' although I can't for the life of me think why.

 
From News Discussion / Politics. Cameron Out, Thatcher Poised for Comeback
Posted 7 Jan 09 22:01
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You've got a deal there mate!!!

 
From General Discussion / Indiana Jones & The Kingdom of the Heir of the Dog?
Posted 6 Jan 09 19:18
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Guy's obviously never tried absinthe. No fancy bottle or anything like that but it certainly does the old grey matter in.

 
From News Discussion / Politics. Cameron Out, Thatcher Poised for Comeback
Posted 6 Jan 09 19:04
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Thatcher.

God forbid.

5* from me mate.

I've got a bottle of champagne in the fridge which I've vowed will be opened in celebration when the evil old witch finally shuffles off this mortal coil.

 
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