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From News Discussion / Ehud Barak Obama picks Opus Dei lapdog Leon Pancetta for top CIA post
Posted 14 Jan 09 06:01
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Quote: Aspartame Boy

I was sucked in and driveled upon.


Lucky You

 
From General Discussion / Things You Can Do With Cinnamon
Posted 13 Jan 09 22:36
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Jesus, what is it with you and scary avatars?

Tell him Fergus!

Sort him out!

 
From News Discussion / People Eating Grass
Posted 13 Jan 09 21:07
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Somebody's going totally fucking loop de loop here.

Or is that just me?

 
From News Discussion / People Eating Grass
Posted 13 Jan 09 21:05
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What's the sell by date for aspartame?

 
From General Discussion / Newsbiscuit
Posted 13 Jan 09 17:51
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So what's Rusty's website address?

I like his work.

 
From News Discussion / Pierced Testicle Craze Sweeps University Campuses
Posted 13 Jan 09 17:04
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And Barnes and Noble.

 
From News Discussion / Pierced Testicle Craze Sweeps University Campuses
Posted 13 Jan 09 17:04
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QM - Give my regards to the Homeland Bar in Union Square.

 
From News Discussion / Pierced Testicle Craze Sweeps University Campuses
Posted 13 Jan 09 16:12
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Quote: Skoob1999

No hablo vas deferens.

Hablo vasectomy.

Which incidentally was as painful as hell.

How ya doin' your madge?[/blockquote

Hence the reason for the squirming at J man's nut piercing article.

 
From News Discussion / Pierced Testicle Craze Sweeps University Campuses
Posted 13 Jan 09 16:10
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No hablo vas deferens.

Hablo vasectomy.

Which incidentally was as painful as hell.

How ya doin' your madge?

 
From News Discussion / Pierced Testicle Craze Sweeps University Campuses
Posted 13 Jan 09 05:58
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Ferg

Don't forget Evra coming back.

Truly a great week. I bet the 'special one' was cacking it in the stands watching that.

 
From News Discussion / Pierced Testicle Craze Sweeps University Campuses
Posted 13 Jan 09 01:35
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All the best for 2009 to you too Fergus.

Hope the brekkie rolls are forthcoming.

 
From News Discussion / Pierced Testicle Craze Sweeps University Campuses
Posted 13 Jan 09 00:35
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That's nice to know J man, but it doesn't really help with the squirming.

All the best to you and yours for 2009

 
From General Discussion / The last thing I remember ......Game (New members welcome)
Posted 12 Jan 09 23:39
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I remember that from a blurb on an Ernest Tidyman novel:

'Shaft isn't racist - he hates everybody'

A bit like me really.

Only joking...or am I?

Edgar Allen Poe rules.

 
From News Discussion / Pierced Testicle Craze Sweeps University Campuses
Posted 12 Jan 09 23:10
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J man

Just the banner of this story made me squirm, and I'm not very squeamish as a rule.

No mas. No mas.

Por Favor.

Still squirming....

 
From News Discussion / Wacko's Backo
Posted 12 Jan 09 23:05
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That pic of Jackson is so scary.

To think he paid to look like that.

What's that all about?

Jeeeeeeze.

 
From General Discussion / Things You Can Do With Cinnamon
Posted 12 Jan 09 22:09
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Mine's a pint when you're ready.

Sod it. I'll get me own.

No more finger wagging please. I get enough of that off Mrs Skoob!

 
From News Discussion / God to Protestants - "You are so wide of the mark"
Posted 12 Jan 09 19:32
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Quality.

5* from me.

Keep em coming.

 
From General Discussion / Things You Can Do With Cinnamon
Posted 12 Jan 09 19:22
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Naaaah. Me buttons are all done up!!!

 
From General Discussion / Things You Can Do With Cinnamon
Posted 12 Jan 09 17:47
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The flip side of the England World Cup Squad's 1970 record 'Back Home' was 'Cinnamon Stick' although I can't for the life of me think why.

 
From News Discussion / Politics. Cameron Out, Thatcher Poised for Comeback
Posted 7 Jan 09 22:01
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You've got a deal there mate!!!

 
From General Discussion / Indiana Jones & The Kingdom of the Heir of the Dog?
Posted 6 Jan 09 19:18
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Guy's obviously never tried absinthe. No fancy bottle or anything like that but it certainly does the old grey matter in.

 
From News Discussion / Politics. Cameron Out, Thatcher Poised for Comeback
Posted 6 Jan 09 19:04
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Thatcher.

God forbid.

5* from me mate.

I've got a bottle of champagne in the fridge which I've vowed will be opened in celebration when the evil old witch finally shuffles off this mortal coil.

 
From General Discussion / The last thing I remember ......Game (New members welcome)
Posted 5 Jan 09 23:02
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What the fuck is a university?

The last thing I remember is shooting my load.

Then going for a slash.


 
From News Discussion / Three Hurt In Scalextric Smash
Posted 5 Jan 09 19:22
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To Monkey Woods

Me and Mrs Skoob had a proper good chuckle over this article.

Sadly a crafty bonk was not forthcoming.

Cheers mate!!!

 
From News Discussion / Pub cricket team set world record - nearly
Posted 4 Jan 09 05:06
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Except possibly baseball.

 
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