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From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 14 Jan 09 10:46
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Proper geezers never do anything in a gay way.

I'm shocked.

 
From General Discussion / Things You Can Do With Cinnamon
Posted 14 Jan 09 07:38
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Quote: Madame Bitters


Quote: Black Forest Gateaux



Gateaux? Gateaux?

I know what it means, but why don't we all just call it what it is in English, which is the laguage that the vast majority of us speak: CAKE

Why do people pepper phrases with French words? It's pretensious.

I don't hate the language or French people. I do hate the people who talk like that and then get pissy when I'm not impressed.

I wait on people every day who throw around French words and I hate them. They're the same people who give $2,000 birthday parties- for their 3 year old.

So once again, it's cake.

Got that?

CAKE!

At least that's what the poor white trash like me, who actually make them for a living call it

Cake. Goddammit.

I'm going to bed.


C'st la vie Madame.

Mon Dieu!!!

 
From General Discussion / Things You Can Do With Cinnamon
Posted 14 Jan 09 07:36
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Cake?

Gattox

Bollo

Whatever

 
From General Discussion / The last thing I remember ......Game (New members welcome)
Posted 14 Jan 09 07:32
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PS

Please remind me never to piss Phil off.

Scary.

PPS: Bernard manning classic:

What about the Jewish kamikaze pilot who crashed his plane into his brother's scrapyard?

Boom Boom!!!

 
From General Discussion / The last thing I remember ......Game (New members welcome)
Posted 14 Jan 09 07:25
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Quote: Fergus McCarthy


Quote: Skoob1999


Edgar Allen Poe rules.




Go on then Skoob.
Name them.


There are 8........But I'll let you off with 5.


Bit behind here Fergus, sorry about that, but:

The Fall Of The House Of Usher

The Raven

The Masque Of The Red Death

The Pit And The Pendulum

The Tell Tale Heart

The Oval Portrait

The Black Cat

The Gold Bug

The Purloined Letter

The Facts In The Case Of M Valdemar

The Commitments.

The last one is bollix by the way.


Fergus


 
From News Discussion / People Eating Grass
Posted 14 Jan 09 06:21
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Quote: Aspartame Boy

Mine was true. Not trying to be funny here, for once. I guess that DOES make me loopy in a fun house sort of way.

You hate aliens just because we are aliens.

I just ordered two more jars of grass from PA. They have great grass there. They throw in some herbs too. Tastes great on spaghetti. Of course I add salsa and olive oil and sea salt. You should try a plate, on a bed of grated Parmesan cheese.

If you still don't believe it, I suggest you look up the history of vitamin tablets.


Quote: Monkey Woods

I liked Rocky's story, but not Aspartame Boy's tale.

So, I gave Rocky 5 stars.



Whoah!

Roll that back!

I never said I hated aliens.

But I couldn't eat a whole one.

 
From General Discussion / Things You Can Do With Cinnamon
Posted 14 Jan 09 06:18
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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

The moon is boring, you have to wear stupid suits and it takes fucking ages to get there and when you do get there, there's fuck all to do, and then it takes you fucking ages to get back.


I'm getting a Black Forest Gateaux first thing in the morning.

Fuck the recession.

Ferg


Good point.

 
From News Discussion / Pierced Testicle Craze Sweeps University Campuses
Posted 14 Jan 09 06:08
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Aaaah Jeeeze Morse!

Now I'm squirming even more.

Enough I say!!!

 
From News Discussion / Ehud Barak Obama picks Opus Dei lapdog Leon Pancetta for top CIA post
Posted 14 Jan 09 06:01
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Quote: Aspartame Boy

I was sucked in and driveled upon.


Lucky You

 
From General Discussion / Things You Can Do With Cinnamon
Posted 13 Jan 09 22:36
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Jesus, what is it with you and scary avatars?

Tell him Fergus!

Sort him out!

 
From News Discussion / People Eating Grass
Posted 13 Jan 09 21:07
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Somebody's going totally fucking loop de loop here.

Or is that just me?

 
From News Discussion / People Eating Grass
Posted 13 Jan 09 21:05
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What's the sell by date for aspartame?

 
From General Discussion / Newsbiscuit
Posted 13 Jan 09 17:51
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So what's Rusty's website address?

I like his work.

 
From News Discussion / Pierced Testicle Craze Sweeps University Campuses
Posted 13 Jan 09 17:04
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And Barnes and Noble.

 
From News Discussion / Pierced Testicle Craze Sweeps University Campuses
Posted 13 Jan 09 17:04
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QM - Give my regards to the Homeland Bar in Union Square.

 
From News Discussion / Pierced Testicle Craze Sweeps University Campuses
Posted 13 Jan 09 16:12
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Quote: Skoob1999

No hablo vas deferens.

Hablo vasectomy.

Which incidentally was as painful as hell.

How ya doin' your madge?[/blockquote

Hence the reason for the squirming at J man's nut piercing article.

 
From News Discussion / Pierced Testicle Craze Sweeps University Campuses
Posted 13 Jan 09 16:10
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No hablo vas deferens.

Hablo vasectomy.

Which incidentally was as painful as hell.

How ya doin' your madge?

 
From News Discussion / Pierced Testicle Craze Sweeps University Campuses
Posted 13 Jan 09 05:58
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Ferg

Don't forget Evra coming back.

Truly a great week. I bet the 'special one' was cacking it in the stands watching that.

 
From News Discussion / Pierced Testicle Craze Sweeps University Campuses
Posted 13 Jan 09 01:35
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All the best for 2009 to you too Fergus.

Hope the brekkie rolls are forthcoming.

 
From News Discussion / Pierced Testicle Craze Sweeps University Campuses
Posted 13 Jan 09 00:35
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That's nice to know J man, but it doesn't really help with the squirming.

All the best to you and yours for 2009

 
From General Discussion / The last thing I remember ......Game (New members welcome)
Posted 12 Jan 09 23:39
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I remember that from a blurb on an Ernest Tidyman novel:

'Shaft isn't racist - he hates everybody'

A bit like me really.

Only joking...or am I?

Edgar Allen Poe rules.

 
From News Discussion / Pierced Testicle Craze Sweeps University Campuses
Posted 12 Jan 09 23:10
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J man

Just the banner of this story made me squirm, and I'm not very squeamish as a rule.

No mas. No mas.

Por Favor.

Still squirming....

 
From News Discussion / Wacko's Backo
Posted 12 Jan 09 23:05
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That pic of Jackson is so scary.

To think he paid to look like that.

What's that all about?

Jeeeeeeze.

 
From General Discussion / Things You Can Do With Cinnamon
Posted 12 Jan 09 22:09
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Mine's a pint when you're ready.

Sod it. I'll get me own.

No more finger wagging please. I get enough of that off Mrs Skoob!

 
From News Discussion / God to Protestants - "You are so wide of the mark"
Posted 12 Jan 09 19:32
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Quality.

5* from me.

Keep em coming.

 
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