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From News Discussion / Pub cricket team set world record - nearly
Posted 4 Jan 09 05:06
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Except possibly baseball.

 
From News Discussion / Pub cricket team set world record - nearly
Posted 4 Jan 09 05:05
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Bar none.

 
From News Discussion / Pub cricket team set world record - nearly
Posted 4 Jan 09 05:04
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The most boring game in the world

 
From News Discussion / Daniel Craig Voted Worst James Bond of All Times
Posted 4 Jan 09 04:54
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Nice one J Man.

Birds Eye Chilli's Rule.

Except they tend to make your arse bleed.

Happy New Year

 
From News Discussion / Yet Another Clarkson Faux Pas Cleared by Regulator
Posted 4 Jan 09 04:23
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Sorry, clicked the wrong button there.

But essentially, couldn't agree more.

 
From News Discussion / Yet Another Clarkson Faux Pas Cleared by Regulator
Posted 4 Jan 09 04:22
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Quote: Phil Edgar's Bones

The joke was only stolen from 'Viz' in the 1990's anyway. As they had said exactly the same thing about Peter Sutcliffe who was a lorry driver come Yorkshire Ripper.

They on the otherhand they had to apologise as the originators of the joke. Meanwhile a plagerising over-paid tofty twat, is understood.


I don't know why Clarkson doesnt simply hand out back copies of Viz to the public and then sit at home with his big 'Yeti' tootsies up.


 
From General Discussion / It's Caroline You Know
Posted 4 Jan 09 04:15
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Me too.

 
From News Discussion / Man with World's Longest Nose Hairs wins art competition at Rockingham's Faunteroy Academy!
Posted 4 Jan 09 03:52
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Quote: BuckwheatsButt

a sequel to another story.........


Many thanks for that.

Explains it all really.

You're okay by me.

 
From News Discussion / Man with World's Longest Nose Hairs wins art competition at Rockingham's Faunteroy Academy!
Posted 4 Jan 09 03:48
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Quote: BuckwheatsButt

a sequel to another story.........


 
From News Discussion / Britney Spears In Animal Farm Video Shocker
Posted 4 Jan 09 03:39
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How the blinking flip do you get away with this?

Got me giggling right proper that did.

Cheers, and Happy New Year To Ya

 
From News Discussion / Norman the Horse forced to sober up
Posted 3 Jan 09 21:17
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I wouldn't. He's got a proper long face.

 
From General Discussion / Happy New Year everyone...
Posted 1 Jan 09 19:51
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HNY All

I couldn't be arsed to type HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

 
From News Discussion / Basil Fawlty's Advice To Spoof Contributors
Posted 1 Jan 09 19:48
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Nah your Madge.

Just a slow news day.

HAPPY 2009!!!

 
From News Discussion / Newly-Discovered Adolf Hitler Diary Blames Spike Milligan For His Downfall
Posted 30 Dec 08 19:14
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I once went into a pub in Sedgely and ordered a pint of lager and a coke.

The barmaid asked me : Half a bitter and a what?

Fortunately a lorry driver cleared up the confusion.

It seems he was familiar with a North West accent.

Although I don't have any idea what relevance this has to do with anything.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

 
From General Discussion / Worst Name for a Dog
Posted 29 Dec 08 23:27
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Shagnasty seems like a good idea for a dog's name.

That's what all the locals call my sister.

HAPPY SHAGGING!!!

 
From General Discussion / Worst Name for a Dog
Posted 29 Dec 08 23:23
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Probably chilled out. For obvious reasons.

Played the goalie, cor, bugger me...

Sorry, Mrs Skoob's watching MOTD.

Me - I have no idea.

HAPPY WHATEVER!!!

 
From General Discussion / Worst Name for a Dog
Posted 29 Dec 08 21:51
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Can dogs survive on the Ross Ice Shelf Rusty?

We should be told.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

 
From News Discussion / Russel Brand to host 'Do You Have A Smelly Vagina?' Reality TV series
Posted 29 Dec 08 19:25
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What's plagiarism?

Is it a notifiable illness?

HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL!!!

 
From News Discussion / Freddie Starr Eaten By Hamster
Posted 27 Dec 08 10:09
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Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead.

Saw that written in marker pen on a lamppost in east London and for some reason it stuck with me. Made me chuckle at the time.

HAPPY NEW YEAR

 
From News Discussion / Jesus Budda says he's not writing any more stories. Nobody gives a sh*t.
Posted 27 Dec 08 09:45
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Good point.

 
From General Discussion / Anyone interested in a new game?
Posted 27 Dec 08 09:30
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You're not bored by any chance are you?

HAPPY NEW YEAR

 
From News Discussion / Jesus Budda says he's not writing any more stories. Nobody gives a sh*t.
Posted 23 Dec 08 22:50
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Another good point.
It's never advisable to be in a situation where your wife comes home early from a shopping trip only to catch you in the middle of - actually nearer the climax of to be honest -a frenzied act of self enjoyment watching An Audience With Dame Edna, Posh Bex and Jordan.
Not that I've ever been in that situation.
I haven't!
Honest !!!

 
From News Discussion / Jesus Budda says he's not writing any more stories. Nobody gives a sh*t.
Posted 23 Dec 08 22:43
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Dedicated to Duncan.
Got a certain ring to it.
Some really good points made on here so far.
Dedicated To Duncan's Do'nuts.
See what I mean.
Good point.

 
From News Discussion / Newly-Discovered Adolf Hitler Diary Blames Spike Milligan For His Downfall
Posted 23 Dec 08 22:36
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JB's avatar still makes me nervous, but I'm learning to live with it. As for the hot breath on the back of the neck concept, that would really freak me out in a bad way.

Yours in nervouness.

 
From News Discussion / Jesus Budda says he's not writing any more stories. Nobody gives a sh*t.
Posted 22 Dec 08 22:05
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Now that's a really good point.

Merry Christmas All

 
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