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From News Discussion / Russel Brand to host 'Do You Have A Smelly Vagina?' Reality TV series
Posted 29 Dec 08 19:25
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What's plagiarism?

Is it a notifiable illness?

HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL!!!

 
From News Discussion / Freddie Starr Eaten By Hamster
Posted 27 Dec 08 10:09
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Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead.

Saw that written in marker pen on a lamppost in east London and for some reason it stuck with me. Made me chuckle at the time.

HAPPY NEW YEAR

 
From News Discussion / Jesus Budda says he's not writing any more stories. Nobody gives a sh*t.
Posted 27 Dec 08 09:45
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Good point.

 
From General Discussion / Anyone interested in a new game?
Posted 27 Dec 08 09:30
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You're not bored by any chance are you?

HAPPY NEW YEAR

 
From News Discussion / Jesus Budda says he's not writing any more stories. Nobody gives a sh*t.
Posted 23 Dec 08 22:50
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Another good point.
It's never advisable to be in a situation where your wife comes home early from a shopping trip only to catch you in the middle of - actually nearer the climax of to be honest -a frenzied act of self enjoyment watching An Audience With Dame Edna, Posh Bex and Jordan.
Not that I've ever been in that situation.
I haven't!
Honest !!!

 
From News Discussion / Jesus Budda says he's not writing any more stories. Nobody gives a sh*t.
Posted 23 Dec 08 22:43
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Dedicated to Duncan.
Got a certain ring to it.
Some really good points made on here so far.
Dedicated To Duncan's Do'nuts.
See what I mean.
Good point.

 
From News Discussion / Newly-Discovered Adolf Hitler Diary Blames Spike Milligan For His Downfall
Posted 23 Dec 08 22:36
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JB's avatar still makes me nervous, but I'm learning to live with it. As for the hot breath on the back of the neck concept, that would really freak me out in a bad way.

Yours in nervouness.

 
From News Discussion / Jesus Budda says he's not writing any more stories. Nobody gives a sh*t.
Posted 22 Dec 08 22:05
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Now that's a really good point.

Merry Christmas All

 
From News Discussion / Jehovah's Witnesses to Deliver Mail
Posted 21 Dec 08 23:56
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Ecclesiastes? Scriptures? Proseletizting?
Way too deep and heavy for me.
Merry Christmas.

 
From General Discussion / merry x-mas! I wish it would STAY cold outside!
Posted 21 Dec 08 23:48
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Happy Holidays, that's crap that is.

In the words of the immortal Mister Dennis Leary:

Have A Merry Fucking Christmas


 
From General Discussion / Champions
Posted 21 Dec 08 23:43
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Of the world.
How good's that, coming from a Salford boy?

Liverpool 18?

We're on the case.

 
From General Discussion / Is there a 'osting limit'?
Posted 21 Dec 08 23:13
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No.

 
From General Discussion / Is there a 'osting limit'?
Posted 21 Dec 08 23:13
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Quote: linda warnke

You know, from reading over these boards I'm sensing a definite obsession with aspartame. I'd really like to know more. Can some of you share your aspartame experiences with this newbie?


 
From General Discussion / Is there a 'osting limit'?
Posted 21 Dec 08 23:10
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We all talk bollocks really.
Except that I'm, not allowed to say bollocks.
Sir mark told me off for that.
Saying bollocks.
If I said bollix like that Roddy Doyle fellow, or said 'feck' instead of fuck, I'd be okay.

In the words of the immortal Mister Dennis Leary

Have A Merry Fucking Christmas.

Love, Skoob1999

 
From News Discussion / Newly-Discovered Adolf Hitler Diary Blames Spike Milligan For His Downfall
Posted 21 Dec 08 21:57
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You know what Monkey?
You're an animal.

Happy Christmas to you and yours.

 
From General Discussion / pennies from heaven!!!!!!!! Amazing!!!
Posted 21 Dec 08 18:40
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I was going to reply to this.
But I got distracted. Merry Christmas everyone

 
From News Discussion / Jehovah's Witnesses to Deliver Mail
Posted 21 Dec 08 18:35
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Five stars anyway.
For using complicated words.
Keep em coming.

 
From News Discussion / Jehovah's Witnesses to Deliver Mail
Posted 21 Dec 08 18:31
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Mrs Skoob tells me that it means to convert from one faith to another.
Big long words are all just big long words to me.
Merry Christmas everyone.

 
From News Discussion / Jehovah's Witnesses to Deliver Mail
Posted 21 Dec 08 18:26
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How exactly does one proselytize?
We should be told.

 
From News Discussion / Jesus Budda says he's not writing any more stories. Nobody gives a sh*t.
Posted 21 Dec 08 18:21
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That's a good point.

 
From News Discussion / Jesus Budda says he's not writing any more stories. Nobody gives a sh*t.
Posted 21 Dec 08 18:21
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That's a good point.

 
From News Discussion / Newly-Discovered Adolf Hitler Diary Blames Spike Milligan For His Downfall
Posted 21 Dec 08 18:04
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Dear Phil Edgars Bones and Monkey Woods,
Respect.
As for the Milligan geezer, you've got to see the Pakistani Dalek sketch.
It's on you tube.
'Mr Chakrabhorty's not well'
'Why's that?'
I exterminated him.'

Happy Christmas to you both.

Do you live together?

 
From General Discussion / Is It Just Me Or...
Posted 15 Dec 08 22:03
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Yeah, old Twiglet might be knocking on a bit but she's still worth sharing a cab with.

Merry Christmas, and to hell with all this 'Happy Holiday' crap.

I had a Christmas break in NYC once and it was so cold my teeth exploded and my bum fell off.

 
From General Discussion / Is It Just Me Or...
Posted 12 Dec 08 17:53
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Is that girl with the curly hair off the M&S adverts just drop dead gorgeous?
Every time I see her she makes me smile.
I once showed her picture to Mrs Skoob, who wasn't impressed.
I was impressed though.
God, talk about going weak at the knees...

 
From News Discussion / Zombies - Nothing To Be Scared Of Says Drunken Scientist
Posted 3 Dec 08 23:36
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Wires crossed?
Or is it just me?
Answers on the back of a fifty squid note.

 
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