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From General Discussion / The last thing I remember ......Game (New members welcome)
Posted 14 Jan 09 23:15
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Quote: carina-eta

The last thing I remember was Dubya saying " No, Not THAT
button!"

The last thing I remember is forgetting...


The last thing I remember is spoofing the Russian Mafia.


The last thing I remember was thinking it wasn't really a big glass revolving door.

The last thing I remember is thinking,"what duck?"

The last thing I remember was falling over in the seal suit while someone shouted "Is that a polar bear?"

The last thing I remember is the taxi driver driving past my street and locking all the doors automatically.

The last thing I remember is pointing out that GAP means "Gay and Proud" to some big, hairy bodybuilders.

The last thing I remember is walking through Liverpool Town Centre wearing a Rolex.



Quality.

Like why does the Mersey run through Liverpool?

Because if it walked it'd get mugged.

Calm down!!!

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 14 Jan 09 22:57
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Q8 Not sure.

Q9 Undecided.

Q10 What the hell am I playing at?

Answers on a postman.

 
From General Discussion / Family Guy, Simpsons, King Of The Hill are funny, but they are safe, what else is funny?
Posted 14 Jan 09 22:20
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JB What is it with you?

Are you mellowing?

Help me out here

 
From News Discussion / People Eating Grass
Posted 14 Jan 09 22:03
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Probably pan fried, Victor.

With some Jalapenos.

Try it, it's lovely.

 
From General Discussion / Just in case you had your suspicions...
Posted 14 Jan 09 20:24
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Millwall?

Amateurs.

Red Army.

 
From General Discussion / Things You Can Do With Cinnamon
Posted 14 Jan 09 18:45
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Good point Fergus.

 
From General Discussion / Family Guy, Simpsons, King Of The Hill are funny, but they are safe, what else is funny?
Posted 14 Jan 09 17:31
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Loved Meet The Fockers.

When Mrs Skoob and I arrived at JFK in New York the first thing we saw outside the airport was a cab with a Meet The Fockers ad on a fin on its roof.

"How did they know we were coming?" asked Mrs Skoob.

I like Owen Wilson, and Clerks II was brilliant, but for my money you can't beat the old stand-up guys.

Billy Connolly - genius.

Richard Pryor - ditto.

Tommy Cooper - not strictly stand-up but still as funny as ever, although my daughter didn't seem to get him at all.

 
From General Discussion / 20 Questions
Posted 14 Jan 09 10:46
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Proper geezers never do anything in a gay way.

I'm shocked.

 
From General Discussion / Things You Can Do With Cinnamon
Posted 14 Jan 09 07:38
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Quote: Madame Bitters


Quote: Black Forest Gateaux



Gateaux? Gateaux?

I know what it means, but why don't we all just call it what it is in English, which is the laguage that the vast majority of us speak: CAKE

Why do people pepper phrases with French words? It's pretensious.

I don't hate the language or French people. I do hate the people who talk like that and then get pissy when I'm not impressed.

I wait on people every day who throw around French words and I hate them. They're the same people who give $2,000 birthday parties- for their 3 year old.

So once again, it's cake.

Got that?

CAKE!

At least that's what the poor white trash like me, who actually make them for a living call it

Cake. Goddammit.

I'm going to bed.


C'st la vie Madame.

Mon Dieu!!!

 
From General Discussion / Things You Can Do With Cinnamon
Posted 14 Jan 09 07:36
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Cake?

Gattox

Bollo

Whatever

 
From General Discussion / The last thing I remember ......Game (New members welcome)
Posted 14 Jan 09 07:32
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PS

Please remind me never to piss Phil off.

Scary.

PPS: Bernard manning classic:

What about the Jewish kamikaze pilot who crashed his plane into his brother's scrapyard?

Boom Boom!!!

 
From General Discussion / The last thing I remember ......Game (New members welcome)
Posted 14 Jan 09 07:25
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Quote: Fergus McCarthy


Quote: Skoob1999


Edgar Allen Poe rules.




Go on then Skoob.
Name them.


There are 8........But I'll let you off with 5.


Bit behind here Fergus, sorry about that, but:

The Fall Of The House Of Usher

The Raven

The Masque Of The Red Death

The Pit And The Pendulum

The Tell Tale Heart

The Oval Portrait

The Black Cat

The Gold Bug

The Purloined Letter

The Facts In The Case Of M Valdemar

The Commitments.

The last one is bollix by the way.


Fergus


 
From News Discussion / People Eating Grass
Posted 14 Jan 09 06:21
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Quote: Aspartame Boy

Mine was true. Not trying to be funny here, for once. I guess that DOES make me loopy in a fun house sort of way.

You hate aliens just because we are aliens.

I just ordered two more jars of grass from PA. They have great grass there. They throw in some herbs too. Tastes great on spaghetti. Of course I add salsa and olive oil and sea salt. You should try a plate, on a bed of grated Parmesan cheese.

If you still don't believe it, I suggest you look up the history of vitamin tablets.


Quote: Monkey Woods

I liked Rocky's story, but not Aspartame Boy's tale.

So, I gave Rocky 5 stars.



Whoah!

Roll that back!

I never said I hated aliens.

But I couldn't eat a whole one.

 
From General Discussion / Things You Can Do With Cinnamon
Posted 14 Jan 09 06:18
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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

The moon is boring, you have to wear stupid suits and it takes fucking ages to get there and when you do get there, there's fuck all to do, and then it takes you fucking ages to get back.


I'm getting a Black Forest Gateaux first thing in the morning.

Fuck the recession.

Ferg


Good point.

 
From News Discussion / Pierced Testicle Craze Sweeps University Campuses
Posted 14 Jan 09 06:08
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Aaaah Jeeeze Morse!

Now I'm squirming even more.

Enough I say!!!

 
From News Discussion / Ehud Barak Obama picks Opus Dei lapdog Leon Pancetta for top CIA post
Posted 14 Jan 09 06:01
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Quote: Aspartame Boy

I was sucked in and driveled upon.


Lucky You

 
From General Discussion / Things You Can Do With Cinnamon
Posted 13 Jan 09 22:36
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Jesus, what is it with you and scary avatars?

Tell him Fergus!

Sort him out!

 
From News Discussion / People Eating Grass
Posted 13 Jan 09 21:07
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Somebody's going totally fucking loop de loop here.

Or is that just me?

 
From News Discussion / People Eating Grass
Posted 13 Jan 09 21:05
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What's the sell by date for aspartame?

 
From General Discussion / Newsbiscuit
Posted 13 Jan 09 17:51
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So what's Rusty's website address?

I like his work.

 
From News Discussion / Pierced Testicle Craze Sweeps University Campuses
Posted 13 Jan 09 17:04
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And Barnes and Noble.

 
From News Discussion / Pierced Testicle Craze Sweeps University Campuses
Posted 13 Jan 09 17:04
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QM - Give my regards to the Homeland Bar in Union Square.

 
From News Discussion / Pierced Testicle Craze Sweeps University Campuses
Posted 13 Jan 09 16:12
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Quote: Skoob1999

No hablo vas deferens.

Hablo vasectomy.

Which incidentally was as painful as hell.

How ya doin' your madge?[/blockquote

Hence the reason for the squirming at J man's nut piercing article.

 
From News Discussion / Pierced Testicle Craze Sweeps University Campuses
Posted 13 Jan 09 16:10
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No hablo vas deferens.

Hablo vasectomy.

Which incidentally was as painful as hell.

How ya doin' your madge?

 
From News Discussion / Pierced Testicle Craze Sweeps University Campuses
Posted 13 Jan 09 05:58
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Ferg

Don't forget Evra coming back.

Truly a great week. I bet the 'special one' was cacking it in the stands watching that.

 
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