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From News Discussion / Politics. Cameron Out, Thatcher Poised for Comeback
Posted 7 Jan 09 22:01
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You've got a deal there mate!!!

 
From General Discussion / Indiana Jones & The Kingdom of the Heir of the Dog?
Posted 6 Jan 09 19:18
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Guy's obviously never tried absinthe. No fancy bottle or anything like that but it certainly does the old grey matter in.

 
From News Discussion / Politics. Cameron Out, Thatcher Poised for Comeback
Posted 6 Jan 09 19:04
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Thatcher.

God forbid.

5* from me mate.

I've got a bottle of champagne in the fridge which I've vowed will be opened in celebration when the evil old witch finally shuffles off this mortal coil.

 
From General Discussion / The last thing I remember ......Game (New members welcome)
Posted 5 Jan 09 23:02
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What the fuck is a university?

The last thing I remember is shooting my load.

Then going for a slash.


 
From News Discussion / Three Hurt In Scalextric Smash
Posted 5 Jan 09 19:22
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To Monkey Woods

Me and Mrs Skoob had a proper good chuckle over this article.

Sadly a crafty bonk was not forthcoming.

Cheers mate!!!

 
From News Discussion / Pub cricket team set world record - nearly
Posted 4 Jan 09 05:06
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Except possibly baseball.

 
From News Discussion / Pub cricket team set world record - nearly
Posted 4 Jan 09 05:05
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Bar none.

 
From News Discussion / Pub cricket team set world record - nearly
Posted 4 Jan 09 05:04
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The most boring game in the world

 
From News Discussion / Daniel Craig Voted Worst James Bond of All Times
Posted 4 Jan 09 04:54
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Nice one J Man.

Birds Eye Chilli's Rule.

Except they tend to make your arse bleed.

Happy New Year

 
From News Discussion / Yet Another Clarkson Faux Pas Cleared by Regulator
Posted 4 Jan 09 04:23
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Sorry, clicked the wrong button there.

But essentially, couldn't agree more.

 
From News Discussion / Yet Another Clarkson Faux Pas Cleared by Regulator
Posted 4 Jan 09 04:22
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Quote: Phil Edgar's Bones

The joke was only stolen from 'Viz' in the 1990's anyway. As they had said exactly the same thing about Peter Sutcliffe who was a lorry driver come Yorkshire Ripper.

They on the otherhand they had to apologise as the originators of the joke. Meanwhile a plagerising over-paid tofty twat, is understood.


I don't know why Clarkson doesnt simply hand out back copies of Viz to the public and then sit at home with his big 'Yeti' tootsies up.


 
From General Discussion / It's Caroline You Know
Posted 4 Jan 09 04:15
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Me too.

 
From News Discussion / Man with World's Longest Nose Hairs wins art competition at Rockingham's Faunteroy Academy!
Posted 4 Jan 09 03:52
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Quote: BuckwheatsButt

a sequel to another story.........


Many thanks for that.

Explains it all really.

You're okay by me.

 
From News Discussion / Man with World's Longest Nose Hairs wins art competition at Rockingham's Faunteroy Academy!
Posted 4 Jan 09 03:48
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Quote: BuckwheatsButt

a sequel to another story.........


 
From News Discussion / Britney Spears In Animal Farm Video Shocker
Posted 4 Jan 09 03:39
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How the blinking flip do you get away with this?

Got me giggling right proper that did.

Cheers, and Happy New Year To Ya

 
From News Discussion / Norman the Horse forced to sober up
Posted 3 Jan 09 21:17
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I wouldn't. He's got a proper long face.

 
From General Discussion / Happy New Year everyone...
Posted 1 Jan 09 19:51
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HNY All

I couldn't be arsed to type HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

 
From News Discussion / Basil Fawlty's Advice To Spoof Contributors
Posted 1 Jan 09 19:48
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Nah your Madge.

Just a slow news day.

HAPPY 2009!!!

 
From News Discussion / Newly-Discovered Adolf Hitler Diary Blames Spike Milligan For His Downfall
Posted 30 Dec 08 19:14
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I once went into a pub in Sedgely and ordered a pint of lager and a coke.

The barmaid asked me : Half a bitter and a what?

Fortunately a lorry driver cleared up the confusion.

It seems he was familiar with a North West accent.

Although I don't have any idea what relevance this has to do with anything.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

 
From General Discussion / Worst Name for a Dog
Posted 29 Dec 08 23:27
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Shagnasty seems like a good idea for a dog's name.

That's what all the locals call my sister.

HAPPY SHAGGING!!!

 
From General Discussion / Worst Name for a Dog
Posted 29 Dec 08 23:23
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Probably chilled out. For obvious reasons.

Played the goalie, cor, bugger me...

Sorry, Mrs Skoob's watching MOTD.

Me - I have no idea.

HAPPY WHATEVER!!!

 
From General Discussion / Worst Name for a Dog
Posted 29 Dec 08 21:51
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Can dogs survive on the Ross Ice Shelf Rusty?

We should be told.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

 
From News Discussion / Russel Brand to host 'Do You Have A Smelly Vagina?' Reality TV series
Posted 29 Dec 08 19:25
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What's plagiarism?

Is it a notifiable illness?

HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL!!!

 
From News Discussion / Freddie Starr Eaten By Hamster
Posted 27 Dec 08 10:09
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Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead.

Saw that written in marker pen on a lamppost in east London and for some reason it stuck with me. Made me chuckle at the time.

HAPPY NEW YEAR

 
From News Discussion / Jesus Budda says he's not writing any more stories. Nobody gives a sh*t.
Posted 27 Dec 08 09:45
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Good point.

 
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