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Dear Spoof

If anyone's deluded enough to think that continually recycling the same old toot ad nauseum is somehow going to rejuvenate the site, then perhaps they ought to sign up with the BBC.

Fanny Craddock
Tring.

The plot thickens on this one.

"They were just rumours..."

Riiiiight...

Skoob.

I don't have a wallet. Well...I do, but I don't carry it with me. Too bulky.

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Skoob.

Was me really. Honest.

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Skoob.

Jim'll fix it. Sorted. Now then now then.

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Skoob.

Apache?

Good grief! Circle up the wagons!

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Skoob.

I blame the Coal Hole Firm. Especially me. Looks like there's only me left!

Help!

Skoob.

I get the idea that most entries on this thread will be swearwords.

So, keeping in the spirit of things, my word is:

"Tufty"

Totally Useless Fat Twat.

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Skoob

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Skoob.

Clivey,

Sorry to disappoint you mate, but that isn't really lowering the bar. Where I come from, we call it straight talking, or shooting from the hip.

That kid who committed suicide was around the same age as my eldest granddaughter. The little girl who disappeared in Wales, April - same age as another precious grandchild.

It's bad enough that people even have the capacity to do such things.

Let alone, conspire to pretend that it never happened.

Sorry, but like I said already - I can't abide such things, and if I had my way...well...let's not go there ..

Mind you, as in the Maddy McCann case - I expect that some people out there think there's a funny angle.

They're sick.

Regards

Skoob.

5*****

Brilliant Les!

Regards

Skoob.

I'm not pooh-poohing anything Tommy. Honestly. I just seem to have some recollection of a series of lectures he gave at Brixton Academy. He definitely mentioned reptile people living in caves. Or it could have been lizard people who live in tunnels in South America and rule the world.

What I think isn't important. I'm just surprised that people were surprised by the Sa-vile (Nice touch, that.) revelations.

Kindest

Skoob.

I once had to listen to a paedophile for hours on end. At the time, it was part of my job. I couldn't be judgemental on a professional level, but inside I was seething.

I still see that person. He never acknowledges me, or looks me directly in the eye. As someone who's always endeavoured to be a responsible parent and grandparent, maybe I take it personally. I know I shouldn't, but it makes me angry.

I'm not so sure that David Icke has anything valid to contribute to anything. Although maybe he does have a point about 'Reptile People' who live in caves.

Just musin'

Skoob.

What really stings is that a young girl who was photographed next to Savile on TOTP committed suicide. The kid left a diary, detailing sexual abuse by a number of household names.

It was dismissed by the police at the time as a 'teenage fantasy.'

I hope some of the bastards involved sleep soundly tonight.

It's high time the shit really hit the fan.

Skoob.

With you all the way on that Arm.

What I heard was that the girls who formed the audiences at recordings of TOTP got star billing - ie: Standing by the DJ's as the cameras rolled, or dancing at the front of the stage - in return for certain 'favours.'

Over the years, I thought everybody had been aware of this, but judging by the reaction to recent 'revelations' it seems not.

I think there's a hell of a lot more to emerge on this, and that a number of people will be getting a bit 'twitchy.'

All of which begs another question, and it goes some way towards explaining why this never came out when the creep was alive, that being that even in this day and age, you can't just go around making allegations against people. Why? Because they'll sue. The Jackson family would sue anyone over the slightest slur on their name.

There was an interesting piece on a website I read today by a reporter, which essentially said that the reason for the silence was that they'd have been accused of muckraking. Especially when an iconic figure is involved. Because they didn't report the rumours, they are still vilified.

It's a lose/lose situation for an honest journalist. I know they're a rarity (Honest journalists) but there are some around.

Some revealing stuff out there today on this subject - like the Louis Theroux doc. All of this is something I wouldn't personally use in pursuit of a cheap laugh. I just hope some of those affected finally get some closure.

There's a lot more waiting in the wings I suspect. I'm glad it's all come out. I honestly believed in my naivety that everyone was aware of this, but just didn't bother making a fuss about it because at the time, nobody seemed to mind.

Regards

Skoob.

Just wondered what my fellow Spoofers think of all this.

I heard these rumours years ago, and the only shocking revelation as far as I'm concerned is that so many people appeared to be unaware of what was allegedly going on at the BBC back then.

What has emerged is consistent with what I heard all those years ago, and if the rest of it comes out, there will be others in the frame. Quite a few of them.

Not asking anyone to name names, but I'd be curious to know what others think, and if any of you found it surprising.

Regards

Skoob.

Sun's shining for you boys! Can't be bad. Every time I turn up to these things it pisses down. Probably says more about me than I care to contemplate.

SALUD!

PROST!

CHEERS!

HUZZAH!!!

Long live the Coal Hole Firm and all who sail in her!

Dear Spoof

In response to your previous correspondent, let us all pray that the air be clearer, and the sun shine brightly on the righteous few in the vicinity of The Strand today.

HUZZAH!

Skoob.

Will do mate.

Cheers.

Skoob.

They'll probably all end up in hospital anyway.

I usually do.

Regards

Skoob.

Will you all be 'tooled up'?

Just wondering.

Skoob.

What he said.

That there Clivey.

Oh dear...simultaneous post with the sausage boy. Sorry about that Cap.

I can't make it, so I can assure you it'll be a c**t free zone.

Regards

Skoob.

Get well soon Chief.

My very own dear old dad got taken ill this week, so I know how you feel.

I hope you aren't quite as ill as he was though. I'm a bit tied up making funeral arrangements right now. (True, that is.)

Regards

Skoob.

I say! That there Patti's a bit previous. Cheeky monkey.

I'd design a funny story generator.

And then blame somebody else for it.

Confused?

I know I am...

Skoob.

Broke me routine today and got up early. I should've stayed in bed.

I dunno.

Skoob.