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From News Discussion / Brian Williams Says He May Have PSTD
Posted 16 Feb 15 19:43
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We all have to start somewhere Duncan. The Spoof needs some good new writers, and in the interests of fairness, the chap ought to be encouraged. He might get better with the passage of time.

Can't really see it myself but you never know. I was really bad when I first started here and it's been all downhill for me ever since, but that's beside the point.

I like a chap who speaks his mind.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / The Spoof is Home to Unfunny Writers
Posted 15 Feb 15 21:21
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Hello Dave,

You think it isn't funny now? You should have been here back in the good old days. There were some seriously unfunny and uninspirational writers back then - not that I was ever one of them. Despite that I got asked to leave on account of my abject lameness. But that's beside the point.

Occasionally one comes to the awful realisation that one is actually as funny as chemotherapy, thus one throws in the towel in despair and starts anew by entertaining oneself in the bathtub. As happened to me.

Please accept my apologies. I've got soap in my eyes and I haven't even started with the shampoo yet.

Kindest Regards

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Democrats To Boycott Benjamin Netanyahu Address To Congress
Posted 10 Feb 15 21:54
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It got a 5 rating though, so somebody obviously liked it.

Didn't get it myself, but then what do I know?



 
From General Discussion / Wow, what a nightmare.
Posted 10 Feb 15 21:34
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Left or right? The sock I mean. Did it have toes in it? I only ask because I like socks.

 
From News Discussion / Some Spoof Editors are Spoofs of Real Editors
Posted 10 Feb 15 00:27
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I'm not an editor but I'll hold my hands up to being a moron. It's a fair cop guv.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From Magazine Discussion / My Mother Was A Margarine Smuggler
Posted 28 Jan 15 20:29
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Is she still smuggling margarines six months later or has she been nicked?

We should be told.

It's the least we deserve.

 
From General Discussion / NYC Mayor spoofing for The Spoof?
Posted 28 Jan 15 20:27
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You're joking right?

I know Barack and Michelle had accounts here, but surely not the Mayor of NYC?




 
From News Discussion / UKIP to become a religion
Posted 17 Jan 15 07:43
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Probably not all that far removed from the truth.

 
From News Discussion / Undertakers' spy drones circle over Queen's Sandringham estate
Posted 31 Dec 14 16:17
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Made me wee a little bit.


 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 29 Dec 14 02:23
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Stockings take on crappy kippers in nightmare gremlin scenarios.

Happy New Year.

And bollocks.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / Fake news stories about Ferguson
Posted 9 Dec 14 16:45
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Good point. It's a fine line. I think spoofing the media, the reaction to a situation or anything peripheral is acceptable. Spoofing an event where somebody has been killed is tricky at best. It's great when somebody hits the right spot, but there are too many unscrupulous click-bait sites out there who seem to be devoid of a moral compass of any description.

All comes down to the writer/site owner.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Black Suspect Who Died in Police Custody Suffered from a Pre-existing Condition (Actually, Two)
Posted 6 Dec 14 16:03
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Well played Sir. Have some thumbs.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Nottingham Monopoly hits the shops
Posted 29 Nov 14 19:01
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Nice one Debbie!

Regards

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / Fake news stories about Ferguson
Posted 28 Nov 14 18:46
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Ferguson's a bit of a hot potato at the moment. Best left alone I reckon.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / Apologies for the outages
Posted 5 Aug 14 21:49
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What RFreed said about log-in going on a loop happened to me too, although I could access the site. Seems fine now.

Regards

Skoob


 
From News Discussion / Grief, Sadness and Then Anger At Tragic Loss of Live Overwhelms Social Media
Posted 20 Jul 14 17:27
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Some bitter irony here. Good work.

Regards

Skoob

 
From News Discussion / Man's Huge Shit Blocks Toilet During Girlfriend's Visit To Condo
Posted 13 May 14 22:48
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Just snorted lager froth all out me nose!

Regards

Skoob,

 
From News Discussion / Donald Sterling Banned For Life From Every Organization With Initials
Posted 5 May 14 22:33
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Yup - that's a good one.

 
From General Discussion / Season's Greetings
Posted 24 Feb 14 23:25
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I'll check that out Frank.


 
From General Discussion / Season's Greetings
Posted 24 Feb 14 19:09
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Aaargh! Frank! Don't make your number public. Anything could happen.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 21 Feb 14 04:11
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Nation accordingly theoretically is only nomenclature.

 
From News Discussion / Local Bachelor Prefers Drinking Milk of Froot Loops Over Milk of Coco Puffs
Posted 21 Feb 14 04:08
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Was Fergus one of them?

I miss Fergus. He used to put me in my place, God love him.

He was nice. You're nice too Monkey Woods. Sometimes.

But not in chess games. You're a ruthless warrior at the old chess.

Anyway, hope everyone's having fun here.

Toodle pip.

 
From Magazine Discussion / What are you doing this year?
Posted 9 Jan 14 02:49
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With you on the hairnet thing.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 7 Jan 14 03:59
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Classic loser always singing stupid idiotic codswallop.

 
From General Discussion / Season's Greetings
Posted 28 Dec 13 08:28
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Happy New Year to you all too.

(Just thought I'd slip that one in. Ooh-err MISSUS!)

 
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