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From News Discussion / Charles and Camilla Mark 10th Aniversary With A Good Old Fashioned Wank
Posted 14 Apr 15 19:04
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Heh-heh!

That's the way to do it!

Regards

Skoob

 
From General Discussion / spoof editors tampering with writers original material?
Posted 14 Apr 15 19:01
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Apparently his real name is Rodney.

Regards

Skoob

 
From General Discussion / Dominique A
Posted 14 Apr 15 18:59
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No.

Regards

Skoob

 
From General Discussion / spoof editors tampering with writers original material?
Posted 13 Apr 15 21:10
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I don't give a toss either way, so it's a win/win for me!

Regards

Skoob.

PS - Monkey Woods - I'll keep me eyes peeled as soon as the agoraphobia medication kicks in.

 
From General Discussion / spoof editors tampering with writers original material?
Posted 9 Apr 15 06:51
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Okay MW. Be round about tea time. What are we having?

Regards

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / spoof editors tampering with writers original material?
Posted 8 Apr 15 17:25
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Monkey Woods

I tried calling but you didn't answer.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / spoof editors tampering with writers original material?
Posted 7 Apr 15 20:26
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I'm not looking up his ...honest!

Why on earth would I want to do that?

Regards

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Shock at Latest Young Briton Tempted Abroad by Extremist Sect
Posted 7 Apr 15 20:22
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It's a resounding 'yes' from me Mr Quint.

Regards

Skoob

 
From General Discussion / spoof editors tampering with writers original material?
Posted 6 Apr 15 23:53
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Maybe the editor found it lacking.

Who knows?

If you'd sent that to me for publication on my website I'd have binned it without a second thought and it would never have seen the light of day. But that's just my opinion, and not that of Spoof.

Have a nice day.

Regards

Skoob.



 
From General Discussion / The Spoof is Home to Unfunny Writers
Posted 5 Mar 15 23:12
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It'll be all right on the night mate. It usually is. Don't despair. It's still here, and you can't please all of the people all of the time.

As for the content - it's what users send in. A few more Brits wouldn't hurt but then you can't force people to submit articles.

See? I'm thinking bribery again.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / The Spoof is Home to Unfunny Writers
Posted 3 Mar 15 17:30
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Oh I do Jean. Quite frankly the vast majority are utter garbage, so perhaps the original poster has a point. Whenever I feel happy I come here and have a look at my back catalogue. Then I shed tears of awfulness.

Works for me!

Regards

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Kim Kardashian smells fresh
Posted 2 Mar 15 04:08
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It's satire Jim, but not as we know it.

Probably.

Nanu nanu.

Orson.

 
From Magazine Discussion / My Mother Was A Margarine Smuggler
Posted 2 Mar 15 04:05
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Perhaps it was for the best.

Regards

Perhaps it was for the best.

 
From General Discussion / The Spoof is Home to Unfunny Writers
Posted 2 Mar 15 04:03
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I could have been a contender, God damn you! I blame failing eyesight and a non-existent sense of hummus but there will be those who disagree. Quite frankly I don't blame them. That's why I went into politics.

Regards

Margaret Thatchpole (Diseased)

*How many minors did you break today? Eh? Eh?

We should be told.

 
From News Discussion / President Obama To Smite Terrorists And Bill O'Really With Golf Clubs
Posted 21 Feb 15 19:53
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Thank you Jag! I'd also like to thank the woman on the till at Sainsbury's who whips me beer through the checkout like a stormtrooper!

HUZZAH!

Regards

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / The Spoof is Home to Unfunny Writers
Posted 21 Feb 15 19:48
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That's the spirit Cliveypops! Carpe Diem and all that. To err is human, to forgive divine. Enough of the hate - spread the love!

Mwaah!

Man you guys are diamonds in a filth encrusted world.

Love ya's

Hugzz

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Obummer definitely NOT seeing "Red"
Posted 20 Feb 15 20:14
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Sorry...I dozed off at Obummer...

Regards

Ali Bullo

 
From General Discussion / The Spoof is Home to Unfunny Writers
Posted 20 Feb 15 19:43
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We can't go around threatening people Jag - they'd never take us seriously. I'm thinking bribery...

Regards

Skoob


 
From General Discussion / The Spoof is Home to Unfunny Writers
Posted 20 Feb 15 19:17
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Sage words indeed Jag. It's all well and good Clivey lighting his pipe and strolling off into the sunset but that does absolutely nothing to raise the bar.

And where's Erskin these days? I used to enjoy the Shylock chronicles (I even learned about narwhals and their tusks from them, not to mention scrimshaws and the like.) and more would be welcome.

What's needed is more bar-raising and less bar-leaning on.

Rally round the flag!

Hear my battle cry!

"For God, Kingdom, Harry and St George! It's Mark's round! Get some in! HUZZAH!"

*Thud*

 
From General Discussion / The Spoof is Home to Unfunny Writers
Posted 19 Feb 15 16:41
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I can't. It's gone for some strange reason.

Regards

Skoob

 
From General Discussion / The Spoof is Home to Unfunny Writers
Posted 17 Feb 15 18:43
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I think you're being a bit harsh on the newby to be honest.

We need more goldfish stories! Or things about socks!

It's the future.

I saw it in a dream.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Brian Williams Says He May Have PSTD
Posted 16 Feb 15 19:43
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We all have to start somewhere Duncan. The Spoof needs some good new writers, and in the interests of fairness, the chap ought to be encouraged. He might get better with the passage of time.

Can't really see it myself but you never know. I was really bad when I first started here and it's been all downhill for me ever since, but that's beside the point.

I like a chap who speaks his mind.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / The Spoof is Home to Unfunny Writers
Posted 15 Feb 15 21:21
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Hello Dave,

You think it isn't funny now? You should have been here back in the good old days. There were some seriously unfunny and uninspirational writers back then - not that I was ever one of them. Despite that I got asked to leave on account of my abject lameness. But that's beside the point.

Occasionally one comes to the awful realisation that one is actually as funny as chemotherapy, thus one throws in the towel in despair and starts anew by entertaining oneself in the bathtub. As happened to me.

Please accept my apologies. I've got soap in my eyes and I haven't even started with the shampoo yet.

Kindest Regards

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Democrats To Boycott Benjamin Netanyahu Address To Congress
Posted 10 Feb 15 21:54
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It got a 5 rating though, so somebody obviously liked it.

Didn't get it myself, but then what do I know?



 
From General Discussion / Wow, what a nightmare.
Posted 10 Feb 15 21:34
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Left or right? The sock I mean. Did it have toes in it? I only ask because I like socks.

 
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