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From General Discussion / Worst Name for a Dog
Posted 29 Dec 08 21:51
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Can dogs survive on the Ross Ice Shelf Rusty?

We should be told.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

 
From General Discussion / Anyone interested in a new game?
Posted 27 Dec 08 09:30
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You're not bored by any chance are you?

HAPPY NEW YEAR

 
From General Discussion / merry x-mas! I wish it would STAY cold outside!
Posted 21 Dec 08 23:48
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Happy Holidays, that's crap that is.

In the words of the immortal Mister Dennis Leary:

Have A Merry Fucking Christmas


 
From General Discussion / Champions
Posted 21 Dec 08 23:43
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Of the world.
How good's that, coming from a Salford boy?

Liverpool 18?

We're on the case.

 
From General Discussion / Is there a 'osting limit'?
Posted 21 Dec 08 23:13
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No.

 
From General Discussion / Is there a 'osting limit'?
Posted 21 Dec 08 23:13
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Quote: linda warnke

You know, from reading over these boards I'm sensing a definite obsession with aspartame. I'd really like to know more. Can some of you share your aspartame experiences with this newbie?


 
From General Discussion / Is there a 'osting limit'?
Posted 21 Dec 08 23:10
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We all talk bollocks really.
Except that I'm, not allowed to say bollocks.
Sir mark told me off for that.
Saying bollocks.
If I said bollix like that Roddy Doyle fellow, or said 'feck' instead of fuck, I'd be okay.

In the words of the immortal Mister Dennis Leary

Have A Merry Fucking Christmas.

Love, Skoob1999

 
From General Discussion / pennies from heaven!!!!!!!! Amazing!!!
Posted 21 Dec 08 18:40
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I was going to reply to this.
But I got distracted. Merry Christmas everyone

 
From General Discussion / Is It Just Me Or...
Posted 15 Dec 08 22:03
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Yeah, old Twiglet might be knocking on a bit but she's still worth sharing a cab with.

Merry Christmas, and to hell with all this 'Happy Holiday' crap.

I had a Christmas break in NYC once and it was so cold my teeth exploded and my bum fell off.

 
From General Discussion / Is It Just Me Or...
Posted 12 Dec 08 17:53
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Is that girl with the curly hair off the M&S adverts just drop dead gorgeous?
Every time I see her she makes me smile.
I once showed her picture to Mrs Skoob, who wasn't impressed.
I was impressed though.
God, talk about going weak at the knees...

 
From General Discussion / Christmas presents
Posted 3 Nov 08 00:21
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Dear Buckwheat's Butt
Bookseller?
I should be so lucky.
Best Regards.

 
From General Discussion / Christmas presents
Posted 2 Nov 08 18:29
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Dear Bent Copper
Did I once hear you say, 'Don't be silly son. give me the gun..'
And did you also know that Jack 'Dickson Of Dock Green' Warner was in his eighties when he filmed that series, and that further, he had dodgy knees.
Stick with me son, look and learn.

 
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