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From General Discussion / Switzerland v England
Posted 7 Sep 10 19:58
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Cap,

I have no idea what you're on about.

The Swiss have a full back called Lichsteiner - I'm just wondering if that meens he licks beer glasses.

1-0 England right now.

Much more interesting reading Fergus's Noel Gallagher Buys Slane Castle story.

Proper made me laugh that did.

The man should spend less time up on the roof and more time at the keyboard.

Always makes me laugh he does. And sometimes shit meself but I expect that's too much information...

Regards

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Noel Gallagher pays 25 million Euro for Irelands iconic rock venue, Slane Castle.
Posted 7 Sep 10 19:47
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Absolutely five thumb brilliant Fergus.

You really should write more.

Whoever you really are.

Did you get the roofing contract off the tightwad City supporting bitter bluenose knuckle dragger?

Regards

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Local Oklahoma Satanist Cult to Perform Reverse Exorcism
Posted 7 Sep 10 19:22
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Commercial reverse exorcisms.

Cute notion.

5 from me Charpa.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / Switzerland v England
Posted 7 Sep 10 18:57
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Suppose I'll watch that shite now.

Wonder if they'll have a Basel Fawlty moment.

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Coleen Rooney ' weeping madonna' crop circle appears on Old Trafford pitch
Posted 7 Sep 10 18:35
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Why thank you very much!

I really appreciate it.

You are a darling really.

(Don't believe the others.)

Kindest

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / Lay off Wayne Rooney
Posted 7 Sep 10 18:32
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I kind of like JP too.

He's interesting.

I bet he's a proper smart-arsed gobshite in real life.

Whoah JP!

Put the Stanley knife down son. I was just kiddin'!

Regards

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Coleen Rooney ' weeping madonna' crop circle appears on Old Trafford pitch
Posted 7 Sep 10 18:29
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And nightmares.

Don't get that Paxman chap started.

Bit under the weather at the mo and not really up for verbal jousting with Scousers

Regards

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / Lay off Wayne Rooney
Posted 7 Sep 10 18:15
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Quote: Jeremy Paxman

Anyone (a) from Croxteth (or 'Crocky'), (b) has played for the bitters (Everton) or (c) plays for Man Utd is fair game.

The fact he is all three makes it my sovereign duty to ridicule the cunt.

Aside from that small contribution, I can only continue to pray each evening that he dies of a horrible wasting disease.


JP

You got anybody worth ridiculing these days?

Calm down mate!

I was just sayin'

Regards

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Merrygold Talks Girls Aloud, Sugababes, Saturdays
Posted 7 Sep 10 18:09
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I see the one thumb bandit's had a go at this story.

Never mind Danielle - I liked it.

And welcome to the Spoof.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / Lay off Wayne Rooney
Posted 7 Sep 10 17:20
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He makes himself fair game.

And I'm a United fan.

Just sayin'

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Coleen Rooney ' weeping madonna' crop circle appears on Old Trafford pitch
Posted 7 Sep 10 16:47
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I fived this one too.

One question QM:

How come you know so much about Old Trafford?

Regards

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Rooneygate: Sponsor Slogans Drove Wayne Rooney to Jennifer Thompson Scandal?
Posted 7 Sep 10 16:05
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Just fived your Romanian Spitroast story too JP but it wouldn't let me raise it on the forum.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From Magazine Discussion / Have YOU Ever Thought About Cutting Someone's Head Off?
Posted 7 Sep 10 14:56
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Gem here from the archive.

Enjoy.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Jennifer Thompson Business HQ Gobsmaked By Nude Photo Exposure
Posted 7 Sep 10 14:47
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Out of hiding.

About time too.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Wayne Rooney joins Roman Polanski in Switzerland for degenerate bender
Posted 7 Sep 10 14:34
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Poor old Wazza.

5 from me matthat

Regards

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Man Tries To Kill Spider, Blows Self Up
Posted 7 Sep 10 14:19
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Good one Jazz.

You'll fit right in here!

Regards

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Rooneygate: Sponsor Slogans Drove Wayne Rooney to Jennifer Thompson Scandal?
Posted 7 Sep 10 13:32
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Still a top story JP

5 from me.

Tis the Nike curse cap'n!

Regards

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Wayne Rooney and Tiger Woods allegedly cause huge ruckus in Amsterdam
Posted 7 Sep 10 13:10
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Good one Stuart.

5 from me.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / Phone mast Jesus...
Posted 7 Sep 10 12:58
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That's a curious one QM.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Coleen McLoughlin leaves Wayne Rooney for ... me
Posted 7 Sep 10 12:52
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Good one.

Five thumbs from me.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Disappearing ee Theories
Posted 7 Sep 10 12:43
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Only just caught up with this one Doc.

Top marks shipmate.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / New to site and need navigation assistance please!
Posted 7 Sep 10 12:24
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Kaz - welcome to the asylum.

Just one thing - probably best not to disclose your real name and location. You can edit that part out of your post.

The people here are great, but it's always best to play it safe.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From Magazine Discussion / The In Seine Book of Measurements
Posted 7 Sep 10 11:49
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Hear hear!

Great stuff from IS

5 thumbs all the way.

Regards

Skoob.



 
From News Discussion / Police search for "indecent" images on Wayne Rooney's computer
Posted 7 Sep 10 00:18
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Dunno, but I'm off to bed.

Got a bloody virus.

Right bastard it is.

Later

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / You'd think someone would have noticed...
Posted 7 Sep 10 00:02
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Best wishes to your mam LG.

Just been floored by a virus meself.

It'll pass.

Dropping like flies we are, or so it seems.

Anyway, as CJ would say - Toodle pip.

Expecting him back Friday, by the way.

Watch out for a mad assault on the Spoof chart.

God love him.

Skoob.

 
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