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Quote: Morse

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Quote: Phil Edgar's Bones

I've done this and cannot find it.

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Opps! Sorry....on left side of home page go to "more funny sites" cllick @ scroll down till you find "rusty".....

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Thanks Morse. Appreciated. I'll check out Rusty's website as soon as I sober up.

Best wishes.

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Quote: carina-eta

The last thing I remember was Dubya saying " No, Not THAT
button!"

The last thing I remember is forgetting...


The last thing I remember is spoofing the Russian Mafia.


The last thing I remember was thinking it wasn't really a big glass revolving door.

The last thing I remember is thinking,"what duck?"

The last thing I remember was falling over in the seal suit while someone shouted "Is that a polar bear?"

The last thing I remember is the taxi driver driving past my street and locking all the doors automatically.

The last thing I remember is pointing out that GAP means "Gay and Proud" to some big, hairy bodybuilders.

The last thing I remember is walking through Liverpool Town Centre wearing a Rolex.

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Quality.

Like why does the Mersey run through Liverpool?

Because if it walked it'd get mugged.

Calm down!!!

Q8 Not sure.

Q9 Undecided.

Q10 What the hell am I playing at?

Answers on a postman.

JB What is it with you?

Are you mellowing?

Help me out here

Millwall?

Amateurs.

Red Army.

Good point Fergus.

Loved Meet The Fockers.

When Mrs Skoob and I arrived at JFK in New York the first thing we saw outside the airport was a cab with a Meet The Fockers ad on a fin on its roof.

"How did they know we were coming?" asked Mrs Skoob.

I like Owen Wilson, and Clerks II was brilliant, but for my money you can't beat the old stand-up guys.

Billy Connolly - genius.

Richard Pryor - ditto.

Tommy Cooper - not strictly stand-up but still as funny as ever, although my daughter didn't seem to get him at all.

Proper geezers never do anything in a gay way.

I'm shocked.

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Quote: Madame Bitters

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Quote: Black Forest Gateaux

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Gateaux? Gateaux?

I know what it means, but why don't we all just call it what it is in English, which is the laguage that the vast majority of us speak: CAKE

Why do people pepper phrases with French words? It's pretensious.

I don't hate the language or French people. I do hate the people who talk like that and then get pissy when I'm not impressed.

I wait on people every day who throw around French words and I hate them. They're the same people who give $2,000 birthday parties- for their 3 year old.

So once again, it's cake.

Got that?

CAKE!

At least that's what the poor white trash like me, who actually make them for a living call it

Cake. Goddammit.

I'm going to bed.

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C'st la vie Madame.

Mon Dieu!!!

Cake?

Gattox

Bollo

Whatever

PS

Please remind me never to piss Phil off.

Scary.

PPS: Bernard manning classic:

What about the Jewish kamikaze pilot who crashed his plane into his brother's scrapyard?

Boom Boom!!!

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

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Quote: Skoob1999


Edgar Allen Poe rules.

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Go on then Skoob.
Name them.


There are 8........But I'll let you off with 5.


Bit behind here Fergus, sorry about that, but:

The Fall Of The House Of Usher

The Raven

The Masque Of The Red Death

The Pit And The Pendulum

The Tell Tale Heart

The Oval Portrait

The Black Cat

The Gold Bug

The Purloined Letter

The Facts In The Case Of M Valdemar

The Commitments.

The last one is bollix by the way.


Fergus

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

The moon is boring, you have to wear stupid suits and it takes fucking ages to get there and when you do get there, there's fuck all to do, and then it takes you fucking ages to get back.


I'm getting a Black Forest Gateaux first thing in the morning.

Fuck the recession.

Ferg

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Good point.

Jesus, what is it with you and scary avatars?

Tell him Fergus!

Sort him out!

So what's Rusty's website address?

I like his work.

I remember that from a blurb on an Ernest Tidyman novel:

'Shaft isn't racist - he hates everybody'

A bit like me really.

Only joking...or am I?

Edgar Allen Poe rules.

Mine's a pint when you're ready.

Sod it. I'll get me own.

No more finger wagging please. I get enough of that off Mrs Skoob!

Naaaah. Me buttons are all done up!!!

The flip side of the England World Cup Squad's 1970 record 'Back Home' was 'Cinnamon Stick' although I can't for the life of me think why.

Guy's obviously never tried absinthe. No fancy bottle or anything like that but it certainly does the old grey matter in.

What the fuck is a university?

The last thing I remember is shooting my load.

Then going for a slash.

Me too.

HNY All

I couldn't be arsed to type HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

Shagnasty seems like a good idea for a dog's name.

That's what all the locals call my sister.

HAPPY SHAGGING!!!

Probably chilled out. For obvious reasons.

Played the goalie, cor, bugger me...

Sorry, Mrs Skoob's watching MOTD.

Me - I have no idea.

HAPPY WHATEVER!!!