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From General Discussion / Lay off Wayne Rooney
Posted 7 Sep 10 17:20
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He makes himself fair game.

And I'm a United fan.

Just sayin'

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Coleen Rooney ' weeping madonna' crop circle appears on Old Trafford pitch
Posted 7 Sep 10 16:47
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I fived this one too.

One question QM:

How come you know so much about Old Trafford?

Regards

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Rooneygate: Sponsor Slogans Drove Wayne Rooney to Jennifer Thompson Scandal?
Posted 7 Sep 10 16:05
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Just fived your Romanian Spitroast story too JP but it wouldn't let me raise it on the forum.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From Magazine Discussion / Have YOU Ever Thought About Cutting Someone's Head Off?
Posted 7 Sep 10 14:56
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Gem here from the archive.

Enjoy.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Jennifer Thompson Business HQ Gobsmaked By Nude Photo Exposure
Posted 7 Sep 10 14:47
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Out of hiding.

About time too.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Wayne Rooney joins Roman Polanski in Switzerland for degenerate bender
Posted 7 Sep 10 14:34
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Poor old Wazza.

5 from me matthat

Regards

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Man Tries To Kill Spider, Blows Self Up
Posted 7 Sep 10 14:19
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Good one Jazz.

You'll fit right in here!

Regards

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Rooneygate: Sponsor Slogans Drove Wayne Rooney to Jennifer Thompson Scandal?
Posted 7 Sep 10 13:32
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Still a top story JP

5 from me.

Tis the Nike curse cap'n!

Regards

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Wayne Rooney and Tiger Woods allegedly cause huge ruckus in Amsterdam
Posted 7 Sep 10 13:10
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Good one Stuart.

5 from me.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / Phone mast Jesus...
Posted 7 Sep 10 12:58
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That's a curious one QM.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Coleen McLoughlin leaves Wayne Rooney for ... me
Posted 7 Sep 10 12:52
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Good one.

Five thumbs from me.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Disappearing ee Theories
Posted 7 Sep 10 12:43
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Only just caught up with this one Doc.

Top marks shipmate.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / New to site and need navigation assistance please!
Posted 7 Sep 10 12:24
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Kaz - welcome to the asylum.

Just one thing - probably best not to disclose your real name and location. You can edit that part out of your post.

The people here are great, but it's always best to play it safe.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From Magazine Discussion / The In Seine Book of Measurements
Posted 7 Sep 10 11:49
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Hear hear!

Great stuff from IS

5 thumbs all the way.

Regards

Skoob.



 
From News Discussion / Police search for "indecent" images on Wayne Rooney's computer
Posted 7 Sep 10 00:18
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Dunno, but I'm off to bed.

Got a bloody virus.

Right bastard it is.

Later

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / You'd think someone would have noticed...
Posted 7 Sep 10 00:02
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Best wishes to your mam LG.

Just been floored by a virus meself.

It'll pass.

Dropping like flies we are, or so it seems.

Anyway, as CJ would say - Toodle pip.

Expecting him back Friday, by the way.

Watch out for a mad assault on the Spoof chart.

God love him.

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Police search for "indecent" images on Wayne Rooney's computer
Posted 6 Sep 10 21:39
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Stevey G's just getting better and better.

Top spoofing.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Prostitute Jennifer Thompson investigated for Benefit Fraud
Posted 6 Sep 10 19:46
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5 from moi Stevey G

Regards

Skoob.

 
From Magazine Discussion / Books Which I Would Love to Read if Only they Existed
Posted 6 Sep 10 19:36
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Agreed!

It's odyssey though.

Just sayin'

Regards

Skoob.



 
From News Discussion / Jennifer Thompson 'an upmarket version of Kate Middleton' says hooker agency
Posted 6 Sep 10 19:32
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Seems to me like he's been scoring way too often.

The usual 5 by the way your Madge.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Marxist Chav Britain: X Factor 2010 episode 3, an on-stage punch-up!
Posted 6 Sep 10 16:33
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So true.

Top marks from me.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / The Greatest Football Manager of All Time
Posted 6 Sep 10 16:14
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That's a fair comment J-Man

But I honestly believe that no matter how aggressively your game is marketed, it'll never have the appeal and tradition, the history or the passion of that game we fondly refer to as 'football.'

No disrespect, because I would have probably quite enjoyed playing your version, but it was never popular here during my sport playing days.

Having said that, I really have enjoyed quite a number of NFL games over the years. Ones that stand out for me are Walter Payton, Jerry Rice, Joe Montana, Dan Marino, and Joe Theissman.

Not saying at all that there's anything wrong with your game, but it just isn't what we call 'football.'

Best Regards

Skoob.



 
From General Discussion / The Greatest Football Manager of All Time
Posted 6 Sep 10 15:41
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Quote: Throckmorton Turdblossom

To your list, I'd have to say you should add:
Paul Brown
George Halas
Vince Lombardi
Tom Landry
Don Shula
Chuck Knoll

I'd be happy to let any one of them run my football team (even the dead ones).


Different game J-Man.

I've heard of all of them, and I'm sure they're worthy, but as we've said before - our game is truly global, whereas yours is parochial American.

Not that there's anything wrong with that. Your version of football can be great to watch, and probably good to play, but it really doesn't arouse the passion our game does.

The vuvuzela thing at the World Cup in South Africa must have put a lot of people off, and most of us found it really annoying - but that really is an aberration.

As Pele legendarily said: "The beautiful game."

Very few people would argue with that.

Kindest Regards

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / The Greatest Football Manager of All Time
Posted 6 Sep 10 15:31
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You're making this difficult JP.

I have to go for Sir Matt, obviously.

He didn't win as many honours as Fergie or Bob Paisley, but he took over a club that was down and out and on its arse and made them into an institution.

Plus when I was about ten years old he sent me a letter - it's at my mum's house, still got it. I wrote a poem and my mam sent it in. The man took the time to write back. Signed it with a fountain pen.

I actually went to Maine Road before I went to Old Trafford, but it wasn't quite my cup of tea. First time at OT was in 1969 as a nipper. Best, Law, Charlton, it's changed a bit since then.

It always feels like I'm really home whenever I'm there.

Oh, pass the frigging tissues.

You'll have me skriking in a minute.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Chile Miners "Not Happy" With First Hot Meal In Three Weeks
Posted 6 Sep 10 14:51
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And a vuvuzela.

With an arse attached.

Top marks Mr Schoolteacher.

Spelling mistake on nutritional though - nothing a quick edit won't sort out.

I could kill a chip butty right now....

Regards

Skoob.

 
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