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| From | General Discussion / Barbaro | |
| Posted | 29 Jan 09 17:51 | |
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Horses for courses as they say.
I see a horse, I just think "food" By the way I am neither fat nor French. I do however abhor blood sports. Blood sports to me represent animals killing other animals for fun. The worst animals in my humble opinion are the ones wearing red jackets and riding horses. |
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| From | General Discussion / Gitmo | |
| Posted | 29 Jan 09 00:50 | |
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Monkey,
Correct me by all means if I'm wrong here. I bet you had a footy strip the same as your favourite team, I bet it was in pristine condition, and I bet you never ever got mud on it. Come on Monkey, tell me I'm wrong! |
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| From | General Discussion / Buckwheat | |
| Posted | 28 Jan 09 22:54 | |
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Cheers Ferg.
Hope you get your brecky roll in the morning. Cheers mate |
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| From | General Discussion / Buckwheat | |
| Posted | 28 Jan 09 22:05 | |
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Morse mi amigo,
There is no Skoob/Buck battle. It just seems that Buck is determined to trash me down. I don't know why. I offered him the chance to speak to me on personal emails. That offer still stands. Thanks for your input. I enjoy your stories. Skoob |
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| From | General Discussion / Buckwheat | |
| Posted | 28 Jan 09 21:44 | |
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Just clocked your rating on my story.
I love you too |
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| From | General Discussion / Buckwheat | |
| Posted | 28 Jan 09 21:34 | |
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It's sad when nobody loves you.
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| From | General Discussion / Buckwheat | |
| Posted | 28 Jan 09 21:32 | |
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Buckwheat,
I don't understand what I've done to piss you off so much. Please explain, my email address is available to you on this site. |
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| From | General Discussion / bernie madoff mossad article in mexican newspaper | |
| Posted | 28 Jan 09 18:26 | |
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Great stuff.
I just can't believe that so called "  rofessionals" can take what we say on here seriously.The disclaimers are so obvious. "This is a spoof story" etc. Helps me to understand why Mark sometimes rejects stories. |
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| From | General Discussion / Next time the missus calls you a drunken couch potato... | |
| Posted | 28 Jan 09 01:04 | |
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Dear Your Madge
Whether fact or fiction, that's quality. Best regards |
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| From | General Discussion / Whatever happened to Henman? | |
| Posted | 27 Jan 09 19:34 | |
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Good point Victor.
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| From | General Discussion / Whatever happened to Henman? | |
| Posted | 27 Jan 09 19:11 | |
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I ate one lousy foot and now everybody refers to me as "The Cannibal"
What's wrong with the world? Whatever happened to tolerance, peace, and understanding? Oops, gotta go, the fava beans are boiling... |
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| From | General Discussion / Gitmo | |
| Posted | 27 Jan 09 02:46 | |
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The previous post was a feeble attempt to make me appear insensitive to animal welfare.
Nothing could be further from the truth. I love animals. Especially with gravy. |
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| From | General Discussion / Gitmo | |
| Posted | 27 Jan 09 02:43 | |
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I had a dog that I used to call Shitmo. unfortunately the poor hound took it literally. So I killed him (humanely of course) with a claw hammer and we had his back legs for a Sunday roast.
Best dog I ever had. Apart from Lassie. Who had no sense of direction. But who was a tad "tough" to chew. WTF am I saying? |
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| From | General Discussion / THIS MAKES ME SICK! | |
| Posted | 23 Jan 09 07:14 | |
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When I go to the zoo and look at the elephants, the rhino's, and the hippo's I see steak.
I'm not fat by the way. What this has to do with the thread is unclear. Like my poor addled brain. Happy spoofing all. |
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| From | General Discussion / Madonna, Debbie McGee or Jesus Budda? | |
| Posted | 22 Jan 09 20:12 | |
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J Man, I take my hat off to you. You're a comedy genius and seem like a nice guy. Although not in a grovelling pandering for points kind of way. Or a gay way for that matter. God, I'm glad that one's been cleared up. I was never confused. Honest Fergus. |
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| From | General Discussion / THIS MAKES ME SICK! | |
| Posted | 22 Jan 09 19:44 | |
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Maybe it's just me.
But if I go to an aquarium or a farmyard, or whatever, I just see dinner. It's food. By the way, I'm not fat. |
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| From | General Discussion / Madonna, Debbie McGee or Jesus Budda? | |
| Posted | 22 Jan 09 19:38 | |
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I'd take JB.
Although obviously not in a gay way. |
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| From | General Discussion / Stupid Questions I Get Asked | |
| Posted | 22 Jan 09 17:20 | |
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I once went out with a hooker and had very little cash on me so I offered her a new pair of shoes as a kind of barter arrangement.
She agreed to take the shoes but told me not to expect her to get too passionate in the throes of romance. As it turned out, once we'd got down to it she was groaning and wrapping her legs around me like you wouldn't believe. Turns out she was trying the shoes on. Ain't life a bitch sometimes. |
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| From | General Discussion / Stupid Questions I Get Asked | |
| Posted | 22 Jan 09 17:14 | |
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According to Phoenix Nights, insert a pair of love balls (it helps here if you're female) and you'll come before the bus does. Allegedly. I'm originally from Salford you know, although I'd never admit it in public. |
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| From | General Discussion / Does Debbie McGee look more attractive than Madonna? Do you care? | |
| Posted | 21 Jan 09 23:15 | |
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How come nobody on here mentioned Joanna Lumley, Helen Mirren, Twiggy, or that fat bird out of 'On The Buses'?
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| From | General Discussion / Does anyone think Boy George's sentence was a bit too long? | |
| Posted | 21 Jan 09 01:39 | |
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Phil Edgar's Bones loves prostitutes and rent boys.
Each to his own Don't support Chelsea do you Phil? |
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| From | General Discussion / Does anyone think Boy George's sentence was a bit too long? | |
| Posted | 21 Jan 09 00:09 | |
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If I could chain a nubile young lady to my radiator and get eighteen months jail time...
I dunno, I might even risk it... Tongue firmly in cheek here. |
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| From | General Discussion / "I rhymed menstrual with consensual - it was f***ing brilliant!" - Russell Brand | |
| Posted | 20 Jan 09 20:09 | |
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To quote Michael Jackson:
"Can You Feel It?" |
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| From | General Discussion / Stupid Questions I Get Asked | |
| Posted | 20 Jan 09 15:42 | |
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Hi all,
I used to be trade union rep, and one time I had a really irate member come to me complaining that a fork lift truck had crashed into his car. I went through the motions, but when the manager asked the aggrieved party: "Were you travelling at over 5mph?" "Were you wearing a seat belt?" "Have you been drinking?" That was game over. There's dumb and there's dumb, but this guy was off the scale. |
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| From | General Discussion / Newsbiscuit | |
| Posted | 17 Jan 09 01:43 | |
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Got it.
Thanks Morse. Rusty's top. Although I'm not too sure about Rusty being a name for a penguin who lives on the Ross Ice Shelf. Seems a bit like tempting fate to me. |
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