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From News Discussion / Police Blotter Reports from Pahookee, Florida
Posted 11 Sep 10 02:23
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Loved it Cap!

5 big purple thumbs!

Regards

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / What A Rip Off
Posted 11 Sep 10 02:16
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Disgraceful Cap.

Where's Dora Piebottom when you need her?

Another one says:

"She followed one Anicent rule"

"Anicent"?

What's that all about then?

Regards

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / The 'Answer To The Question In The Post Before' Game
Posted 10 Sep 10 23:00
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What Islets are in the kidneys?

Correct!

Apple crumble.

 
From General Discussion / How Old People Would Have Been In 2010 If They Were Still Alive
Posted 10 Sep 10 22:34
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Princess Diana - 49

James Dean - 79

River Phoenix - 40

Marilyn Monroe - 84

Les Dawson - 74

John Lennon - 70

Marc Bolan - 63

Jill Dando - 49

Elvis Presley - 75

Jimi Hendrix - 68

Anne Frank - 81

Doctor Martin Luther King - 81

James Hunt - 63

Source:- That Book by Mitchell Symons (Bantam Press)

Regards

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / The 'Answer To The Question In The Post Before' Game
Posted 10 Sep 10 22:26
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What's guaranteed to make your scalp flake and develop
scales?

Correct!

The Archbishop of Canterbury.


 
From Magazine Discussion / This Thing Makes Noises
Posted 10 Sep 10 01:44
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Yeah, come on EQ...

We miss you.

Already.

Oh, and that bird looks better in the 'before' pic than she does in the 'after one'

Just sayin'

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / What A Rip Off
Posted 10 Sep 10 01:35
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That soulless Tarabotti one's all right I suppose.

But I couldn't help thinking that our very own Erskin Quint would have done it better.

Ho-hum.

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / What A Rip Off
Posted 10 Sep 10 01:21
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Just clicked another one...

Meet new people in 3D

How does that work then?

Regards

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / What A Rip Off
Posted 10 Sep 10 00:53
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It's a shit job Cap, but somebody has to do it.

Yer mate in Blighty

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / My Wife Thinks I'm So Dull...
Posted 10 Sep 10 00:32
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Cheat on her Jimbo. Then brag about it.

That'll sort it.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / What A Rip Off
Posted 10 Sep 10 00:29
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I never!

She's asleep.

I'll tell her in the morning.

Night Fergus,

Regards,

Monkey Woods.

 
From General Discussion / It'll All End In Tears
Posted 10 Sep 10 00:27
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Just watching Coronation Street that the wife Sky plussed.

I see Tyrone and Molly are calling Kevin's baby Jack, after Jack Duckworth, and that they've asked Kevin (the father) to be the Godfather, and Sally to be the Godmother.

And Ken Barlow's gone to Leeds to meet his long lost middle-aged son and his gay grandson.

Nothing good's going to come of this.

Mark my words.

Regards

Skoob.



 
From General Discussion / What A Rip Off
Posted 10 Sep 10 00:23
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Where's what?

I'm getting confused again now.

Go easy on me. I've got a virus.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / What A Rip Off
Posted 10 Sep 10 00:18
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And Ken Barlow.

Not that he was an apostle, but he probably would have been had he been around at the time.

Did you notice how I missed out the comma?

Mind games mate.

Regards

Colonel Juan.

 
From News Discussion / The Wild, the Innocent and the LAX shuttle
Posted 10 Sep 10 00:14
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Probably wise to not do so Ferg.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / The "Exclamations Only" Thread
Posted 10 Sep 10 00:12
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Ferg and me in colour!

Lovely!!!!!!!!!

Ferg taught me how to do this!

On a correspondence course!

 
From General Discussion / What A Rip Off
Posted 10 Sep 10 00:06
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That ad on the site that asks if you want to live/study/work in the USA?

I just clicked the 'no' box for a laugh, and it came up with an application form.

What's that all about?

Regards

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / The Wild, the Innocent and the LAX shuttle
Posted 9 Sep 10 23:58
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If it looks too good to be true Fergus, it probably is.

Like buying leather furniture on a buy now - pay later basis.

Only ever end in tears.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Colin Farrell: Go West, Jung Man!
Posted 9 Sep 10 23:48
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Personally, I'm all in favour of big, long sentences.

Saves the bother of hitting the full stop key.

And then the shift key for the following capital.

Nakes life much easier if you think about it.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / The Wild, the Innocent and the LAX shuttle
Posted 9 Sep 10 23:44
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I liked the ad with the blonde bird in the vest.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / My Wife Thinks I'm So Dull...
Posted 9 Sep 10 17:39
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JB

Now I know you're seriously deluded

Regards

Skoob

 
From General Discussion / My Wife Thinks I'm So Dull...
Posted 9 Sep 10 17:06
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Good for you TT

I applaud that.

When you're nice to 'em they tend not to be so horrible to you.

If you're lucky.

I love mine really...

Just praying that one day she'll love me back...

We went to our wedding ceremony in a fire engine don'cha know...

That's true that is.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Jesus Commands Muslim Burning and Koran Burning in the Holy Bible
Posted 9 Sep 10 16:55
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Don't remember Jesus saying that.

Mind you, I never met the man.

Can't imagine him ever promoting hatred though.

9/11 was the worst peacetime atrocity I ever witnessed. It was too horrible for words to convey. In every respect. And my sincere sympathies are with all the victims.

All I'd say is that the actions of Al Qaeda don't represent the Muslim community as a whole.

Burning books is not the way forward.

Sincerely

Skoob.

 
From Magazine Discussion / The First New Idea In Hollywood In 20 Years - Some Truly Horrific Ideas For Movies
Posted 9 Sep 10 16:05
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Stop it, you're cracking me up.

"It's clear what happened here - anybody fancy pie and peas?"

Mad.

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / My Wife Thinks I'm So Dull...
Posted 9 Sep 10 15:58
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Just a joke JO

Not to be taken seriously...

Mind you...

I love my wife. I really do. Honest.

She's devoted to me and I'm devoted to United.

Sometimes.

Regards you mad Erith cockney chirpy chappie.

Skoob

 
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