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From News Discussion / Local Man To Celebrate 9/11?
Posted 12 Sep 10 00:58
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Message relayed Cap.

Recipient says 'aw thanks'

Recipient on fucking E-Bay again...

You got a spare couch for the night?

I'll bring beer.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Pensacola Pastor To Burn The Book 'Bambi' In Protest of Sarah Palin's Hunting
Posted 11 Sep 10 23:28
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Good 'ol Sarah.

President elect of the free world.

Nice one mi mucho estimado amigo de Texas.

Regards and stars

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / People on Welfare Say Politicians Sitting-in-the-House Lifestyle Will Come to an End
Posted 11 Sep 10 23:18
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Whoah oh - oh mercy mercy me...Marvin Gaye

Good story.

Five from me.

Skoob

 
From News Discussion / New study reveals Spoof writers are 'attention-seeking narcissists with low self-esteem and no social skills'.
Posted 11 Sep 10 23:10
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So true.

I'd buy you a pint Shea Lo, but you never say anything in the forum, and I'm just a socially inadequate slob.

Five thumbs for that one.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Gainesville Pastor Changes Burn a Koran Day to Burn a Cher CD Day to Protest Homosexuality
Posted 11 Sep 10 23:03
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Charpa

Hello lovely lady.

I didn't think you had roundabouts in America.

They're brilliant!

They've got loads of 'em in Paris, most notably at the Arc De Triomph.

Mind you, most of the cars have massive dents in the bodywork.

I'll get me coat...

Skoob

 
From News Discussion / Amy Winehouse Texts Supportive Message To Wayne Rooney - Jesse James Asks: "Who The F*ck Is Wayne Rooney Anyway?"
Posted 11 Sep 10 22:17
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Many thanks KF

I've got to try to get me 15 minutes of fame in before that scoundrel CJ returns and steals what little thunder I have.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Local Man To Celebrate 9/11?
Posted 11 Sep 10 22:13
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Gawd love ya QM.

Story of takeaway exploit added just now.

All true.

Man with giant rabbit....

We got some Eid stuff going on in the family too, but coz it's her what must be obeyed's birfday, we ain't joined in.

Just havin a quiet night strangling bulldogs, watching Last Night Of The Proms (Posh wankers. Spoof in that. They sang You'll Never Walk Alone...can't think how to crucify that one. Forgive me JP and Stevey G) and shooting at rats with air rifles.

Just yer usual Saturday night really.

Regards...and thanks again

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / What A Rip Off
Posted 11 Sep 10 20:53
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He'd only have one left now if I was cooking.

And half a back.

And no tripes.

Juss kiddin' ya fukkah!

Jeeze - lighten up!

Just kidding Steve, will raise a glass to my esteemed friend in due course.

Now then, where did they put the floor?

Hic

Skoob

 
From News Discussion / Gainesville Pastor Changes Burn a Koran Day to Burn a Cher CD Day to Protest Homosexuality
Posted 11 Sep 10 18:35
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Anybody got any idea what John Peurach is on about?

Baffles me.

Mind you, I do know who Gertrude Stein was.

Very severe looking woman if memory serves...

With a pork pie hat.

Or was it a trilby?

Very Tweedy in an Erskin Quint kind of way.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / What A Rip Off
Posted 11 Sep 10 18:19
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Methinks I smells a rat

Look out for Martin Shuttlecock - word has it he's been about lately.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Taliban to Burn Copies of Life of Brian in Response to Terry Jones "Burn a Koran Day" Threat
Posted 11 Sep 10 18:14
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Make that 4-3

Three goals in six minutes.

Regards

Skoob

 
From News Discussion / Taliban to Burn Copies of Life of Brian in Response to Terry Jones "Burn a Koran Day" Threat
Posted 11 Sep 10 18:06
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Can't believe you typed all that out JP.

Anyway, busy watching Burnley v Preston.

3-3

Skoob

 
From News Discussion / Book Burning Cancelled
Posted 11 Sep 10 14:48
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Thanks.

I did run them.

To a raucously apathetic reception.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Daily Mail readers get behind Rooney
Posted 11 Sep 10 14:39
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Great story.

Great writer name.

Welcome to the Spoof Mister Bollocks.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From Magazine Discussion / On Offending People
Posted 11 Sep 10 14:25
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"Something might descend on you."

Certainly will.

In this case, five big yellow thumbs up.

Very nice.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Wayne Rooney Warned - Evertonians Will Sing 'No Woman No Kai' From The Stands
Posted 11 Sep 10 14:21
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Just finished my report on the Everton blow-up sex doll tribute to Rooney.

Not published yet but you can see it on my profile page.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Gainesville Pastor Changes Burn a Koran Day to Burn a Cher CD Day to Protest Homosexuality
Posted 11 Sep 10 14:10
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Inspired!

5 from me too!

Regards

Skoob.



 
From News Discussion / Wayne Rooney Warned - Evertonians Will Sing 'No Woman No Kai' From The Stands
Posted 11 Sep 10 14:07
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Cheers QM

The song title wasn't mine either.

It was something I heard on the grapevine that the Everton fans had prepared.

I heard it from a fellow United fan.

Seems The Red Top got it from the same source.

Regards

Skoob

 
From News Discussion / Police Blotter Reports from Pahookee, Florida
Posted 11 Sep 10 02:23
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Loved it Cap!

5 big purple thumbs!

Regards

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / What A Rip Off
Posted 11 Sep 10 02:16
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Disgraceful Cap.

Where's Dora Piebottom when you need her?

Another one says:

"She followed one Anicent rule"

"Anicent"?

What's that all about then?

Regards

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / The 'Answer To The Question In The Post Before' Game
Posted 10 Sep 10 23:00
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What Islets are in the kidneys?

Correct!

Apple crumble.

 
From General Discussion / How Old People Would Have Been In 2010 If They Were Still Alive
Posted 10 Sep 10 22:34
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Princess Diana - 49

James Dean - 79

River Phoenix - 40

Marilyn Monroe - 84

Les Dawson - 74

John Lennon - 70

Marc Bolan - 63

Jill Dando - 49

Elvis Presley - 75

Jimi Hendrix - 68

Anne Frank - 81

Doctor Martin Luther King - 81

James Hunt - 63

Source:- That Book by Mitchell Symons (Bantam Press)

Regards

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / The 'Answer To The Question In The Post Before' Game
Posted 10 Sep 10 22:26
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What's guaranteed to make your scalp flake and develop
scales?

Correct!

The Archbishop of Canterbury.


 
From Magazine Discussion / This Thing Makes Noises
Posted 10 Sep 10 01:44
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Yeah, come on EQ...

We miss you.

Already.

Oh, and that bird looks better in the 'before' pic than she does in the 'after one'

Just sayin'

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / What A Rip Off
Posted 10 Sep 10 01:35
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That soulless Tarabotti one's all right I suppose.

But I couldn't help thinking that our very own Erskin Quint would have done it better.

Ho-hum.

Skoob.

 
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