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From General Discussion / Lay off Wayne Rooney
Posted 7 Sep 10 21:53
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'Littering's' an apt description JP

Trash really.

Highest ranked Rooneygate so far is the Lowry one - 5684 so far. Just checked.

Sometimes it's all in the headline. Well, having said that, about 90% of it is. But the content is important. If you make a genuine effort to amuse and entertain, casual readers go on to other pages, which is good for the site and our fellow writers.

We have had occasions where people push a headline with little to back it up, and that kind of thing just pisses people off. Viewers and other writers alike. Nothing wrong with being short and to the point - providing there is a point.

Regards

Skoob.



 
From News Discussion / Steven Gerrard And John Terry Don't Deny 'Knowing' Wayne Rooney Hooker Jennifer 'Juicy Jeni' Thompson
Posted 7 Sep 10 21:42
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Go for it mate.

We know we unite when necessary against a common enemy.

Like Thatcher and her ilk.

It really is great having the crack with you. Stevey G too.

You really should try to make it to one of the Spoof writer meet-ups.

Be a pleasure to buy you guys a pint - or whatever.

Providing it isn't a match day.

Right...putting the gloves on....

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / Guess who's back, back again?
Posted 7 Sep 10 21:34
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EQ

Don't you dare leave us!

You're revered among the Spoof family.

If you want points, you can easily just throw in a few celeb names in the headlines.

Doesn't make much difference what name you use in a headline, you can still be serious about drivel.

Now sort it out. Trot on.

As CJ would say:

Toodle pip.

Regards

Skoob.



 
From News Discussion / Steven Gerrard And John Terry Don't Deny 'Knowing' Wayne Rooney Hooker Jennifer 'Juicy Jeni' Thompson
Posted 7 Sep 10 21:27
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Cheers JP

All forgiven.

Or is it?

Check my latest.

Kindest

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Steven Gerrard And John Terry Don't Deny 'Knowing' Wayne Rooney Hooker Jennifer 'Juicy Jeni' Thompson
Posted 7 Sep 10 20:57
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Thanks QM

Fived some of yours today too.

It's just them bloody Mickey Mousers.

With their Stanley knives and their Kkkkentuckkkkky Fried Chickkkkkkkkkken.

Calm down lar!

Just kiddin'

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Steven Gerrard And John Terry Don't Deny 'Knowing' Wayne Rooney Hooker Jennifer 'Juicy Jeni' Thompson
Posted 7 Sep 10 20:51
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Blatantly fabricated.

Ask JP

Tightwad Scouse git didn't even give me a star.

Words fail...

Regards

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Rooneygate: Sponsor Slogans Drove Wayne Rooney to Jennifer Thompson Scandal?
Posted 7 Sep 10 20:48
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What?

You chase flutterbys?

With a net?

What's that all about then?

I was once studied by an ologist.

A criminologist.

Bastard told me that me head was empty.

Regards

Skoob

 
From General Discussion / Lay off Wayne Rooney
Posted 7 Sep 10 20:38
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Probably that Bishop fellow.

The stand-up.

Either that or Phil 'Pinnochio' Thompson.

If you're Tommy Smith I'm not playing.

I'm not that fucking mad

Regards

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / Switzerland v England
Posted 7 Sep 10 20:09
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Nah Cap

I know nothing.

I just guess.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Was MI6 cryptography unit shadowing Andy Coulson's News of the World phone hackers?
Posted 7 Sep 10 20:04
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Another election looming QM?

I said I'd give the buggers 12 months max...

As I recall, you predicted 10.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From Magazine Discussion / Have YOU Ever Thought About Cutting Someone's Head Off?
Posted 7 Sep 10 20:01
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Right now JP I am contemplating stitching up my lips and my arse.

Bloody virus.

And don't tell me I'm full of crap...

I already know that.

Regards my puddled liver friend,

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / Switzerland v England
Posted 7 Sep 10 19:58
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Cap,

I have no idea what you're on about.

The Swiss have a full back called Lichsteiner - I'm just wondering if that meens he licks beer glasses.

1-0 England right now.

Much more interesting reading Fergus's Noel Gallagher Buys Slane Castle story.

Proper made me laugh that did.

The man should spend less time up on the roof and more time at the keyboard.

Always makes me laugh he does. And sometimes shit meself but I expect that's too much information...

Regards

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Noel Gallagher pays 25 million Euro for Irelands iconic rock venue, Slane Castle.
Posted 7 Sep 10 19:47
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Absolutely five thumb brilliant Fergus.

You really should write more.

Whoever you really are.

Did you get the roofing contract off the tightwad City supporting bitter bluenose knuckle dragger?

Regards

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Local Oklahoma Satanist Cult to Perform Reverse Exorcism
Posted 7 Sep 10 19:22
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Commercial reverse exorcisms.

Cute notion.

5 from me Charpa.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / Switzerland v England
Posted 7 Sep 10 18:57
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Suppose I'll watch that shite now.

Wonder if they'll have a Basel Fawlty moment.

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Coleen Rooney ' weeping madonna' crop circle appears on Old Trafford pitch
Posted 7 Sep 10 18:35
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Why thank you very much!

I really appreciate it.

You are a darling really.

(Don't believe the others.)

Kindest

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / Lay off Wayne Rooney
Posted 7 Sep 10 18:32
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I kind of like JP too.

He's interesting.

I bet he's a proper smart-arsed gobshite in real life.

Whoah JP!

Put the Stanley knife down son. I was just kiddin'!

Regards

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Coleen Rooney ' weeping madonna' crop circle appears on Old Trafford pitch
Posted 7 Sep 10 18:29
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And nightmares.

Don't get that Paxman chap started.

Bit under the weather at the mo and not really up for verbal jousting with Scousers

Regards

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / Lay off Wayne Rooney
Posted 7 Sep 10 18:15
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Quote: Jeremy Paxman

Anyone (a) from Croxteth (or 'Crocky'), (b) has played for the bitters (Everton) or (c) plays for Man Utd is fair game.

The fact he is all three makes it my sovereign duty to ridicule the cunt.

Aside from that small contribution, I can only continue to pray each evening that he dies of a horrible wasting disease.


JP

You got anybody worth ridiculing these days?

Calm down mate!

I was just sayin'

Regards

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Merrygold Talks Girls Aloud, Sugababes, Saturdays
Posted 7 Sep 10 18:09
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I see the one thumb bandit's had a go at this story.

Never mind Danielle - I liked it.

And welcome to the Spoof.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / Lay off Wayne Rooney
Posted 7 Sep 10 17:20
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He makes himself fair game.

And I'm a United fan.

Just sayin'

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Coleen Rooney ' weeping madonna' crop circle appears on Old Trafford pitch
Posted 7 Sep 10 16:47
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I fived this one too.

One question QM:

How come you know so much about Old Trafford?

Regards

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Rooneygate: Sponsor Slogans Drove Wayne Rooney to Jennifer Thompson Scandal?
Posted 7 Sep 10 16:05
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Just fived your Romanian Spitroast story too JP but it wouldn't let me raise it on the forum.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From Magazine Discussion / Have YOU Ever Thought About Cutting Someone's Head Off?
Posted 7 Sep 10 14:56
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Gem here from the archive.

Enjoy.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Jennifer Thompson Business HQ Gobsmaked By Nude Photo Exposure
Posted 7 Sep 10 14:47
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Out of hiding.

About time too.

Regards

Skoob.

 
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