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From General Discussion / What A Rip Off
Posted 11 Sep 10 18:19
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Methinks I smells a rat

Look out for Martin Shuttlecock - word has it he's been about lately.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Taliban to Burn Copies of Life of Brian in Response to Terry Jones "Burn a Koran Day" Threat
Posted 11 Sep 10 18:14
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Make that 4-3

Three goals in six minutes.

Regards

Skoob

 
From News Discussion / Taliban to Burn Copies of Life of Brian in Response to Terry Jones "Burn a Koran Day" Threat
Posted 11 Sep 10 18:06
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Can't believe you typed all that out JP.

Anyway, busy watching Burnley v Preston.

3-3

Skoob

 
From News Discussion / Book Burning Cancelled
Posted 11 Sep 10 14:48
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Thanks.

I did run them.

To a raucously apathetic reception.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Daily Mail readers get behind Rooney
Posted 11 Sep 10 14:39
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Great story.

Great writer name.

Welcome to the Spoof Mister Bollocks.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From Magazine Discussion / On Offending People
Posted 11 Sep 10 14:25
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"Something might descend on you."

Certainly will.

In this case, five big yellow thumbs up.

Very nice.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Wayne Rooney Warned - Evertonians Will Sing 'No Woman No Kai' From The Stands
Posted 11 Sep 10 14:21
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Just finished my report on the Everton blow-up sex doll tribute to Rooney.

Not published yet but you can see it on my profile page.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Gainesville Pastor Changes Burn a Koran Day to Burn a Cher CD Day to Protest Homosexuality
Posted 11 Sep 10 14:10
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Inspired!

5 from me too!

Regards

Skoob.



 
From News Discussion / Wayne Rooney Warned - Evertonians Will Sing 'No Woman No Kai' From The Stands
Posted 11 Sep 10 14:07
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Cheers QM

The song title wasn't mine either.

It was something I heard on the grapevine that the Everton fans had prepared.

I heard it from a fellow United fan.

Seems The Red Top got it from the same source.

Regards

Skoob

 
From News Discussion / Police Blotter Reports from Pahookee, Florida
Posted 11 Sep 10 02:23
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Loved it Cap!

5 big purple thumbs!

Regards

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / What A Rip Off
Posted 11 Sep 10 02:16
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Disgraceful Cap.

Where's Dora Piebottom when you need her?

Another one says:

"She followed one Anicent rule"

"Anicent"?

What's that all about then?

Regards

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / The 'Answer To The Question In The Post Before' Game
Posted 10 Sep 10 23:00
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What Islets are in the kidneys?

Correct!

Apple crumble.

 
From General Discussion / How Old People Would Have Been In 2010 If They Were Still Alive
Posted 10 Sep 10 22:34
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Princess Diana - 49

James Dean - 79

River Phoenix - 40

Marilyn Monroe - 84

Les Dawson - 74

John Lennon - 70

Marc Bolan - 63

Jill Dando - 49

Elvis Presley - 75

Jimi Hendrix - 68

Anne Frank - 81

Doctor Martin Luther King - 81

James Hunt - 63

Source:- That Book by Mitchell Symons (Bantam Press)

Regards

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / The 'Answer To The Question In The Post Before' Game
Posted 10 Sep 10 22:26
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What's guaranteed to make your scalp flake and develop
scales?

Correct!

The Archbishop of Canterbury.


 
From Magazine Discussion / This Thing Makes Noises
Posted 10 Sep 10 01:44
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Yeah, come on EQ...

We miss you.

Already.

Oh, and that bird looks better in the 'before' pic than she does in the 'after one'

Just sayin'

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / What A Rip Off
Posted 10 Sep 10 01:35
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That soulless Tarabotti one's all right I suppose.

But I couldn't help thinking that our very own Erskin Quint would have done it better.

Ho-hum.

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / What A Rip Off
Posted 10 Sep 10 01:21
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Just clicked another one...

Meet new people in 3D

How does that work then?

Regards

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / What A Rip Off
Posted 10 Sep 10 00:53
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It's a shit job Cap, but somebody has to do it.

Yer mate in Blighty

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / My Wife Thinks I'm So Dull...
Posted 10 Sep 10 00:32
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Cheat on her Jimbo. Then brag about it.

That'll sort it.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / What A Rip Off
Posted 10 Sep 10 00:29
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I never!

She's asleep.

I'll tell her in the morning.

Night Fergus,

Regards,

Monkey Woods.

 
From General Discussion / It'll All End In Tears
Posted 10 Sep 10 00:27
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Just watching Coronation Street that the wife Sky plussed.

I see Tyrone and Molly are calling Kevin's baby Jack, after Jack Duckworth, and that they've asked Kevin (the father) to be the Godfather, and Sally to be the Godmother.

And Ken Barlow's gone to Leeds to meet his long lost middle-aged son and his gay grandson.

Nothing good's going to come of this.

Mark my words.

Regards

Skoob.



 
From General Discussion / What A Rip Off
Posted 10 Sep 10 00:23
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Where's what?

I'm getting confused again now.

Go easy on me. I've got a virus.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / What A Rip Off
Posted 10 Sep 10 00:18
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And Ken Barlow.

Not that he was an apostle, but he probably would have been had he been around at the time.

Did you notice how I missed out the comma?

Mind games mate.

Regards

Colonel Juan.

 
From News Discussion / The Wild, the Innocent and the LAX shuttle
Posted 10 Sep 10 00:14
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Probably wise to not do so Ferg.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / The "Exclamations Only" Thread
Posted 10 Sep 10 00:12
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Ferg and me in colour!

Lovely!!!!!!!!!

Ferg taught me how to do this!

On a correspondence course!

 
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