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From News Discussion / Pope floors protester, all Hell breaks loose
Posted 16 Sep 10 22:23
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Leave it!

Regards

Skoob.


 
From News Discussion / Pope floors protester, all Hell breaks loose
Posted 16 Sep 10 22:02
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Good one that Stuart.

Regards

Skoob the Catholic.

 
From News Discussion / Dishonourable Discharge
Posted 16 Sep 10 18:00
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Herrdoktor

That was disgusting.

But I liked it.

Regards

Skoob

 
From News Discussion / Inmates Demand £10k a Week From George Michael as 'Protection Money'
Posted 16 Sep 10 17:51
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Yes indeedy.

5 thumbs from me JP

Regards

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / The 'Answer To The Question In The Post Before' Game
Posted 16 Sep 10 14:24
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What would George Michael love to do right now?

Correct!

Lincoln green.

 
From News Discussion / MattHatt Found Snooping Around Boy's Bedroom
Posted 16 Sep 10 00:28
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Indeed.

Regards

Martin Shuttlecock.

 
From General Discussion / The 'Answer To The Question In The Post Before' Game
Posted 16 Sep 10 00:08
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What did Skoob say to Jean Le Fete after they nearly fucked the thread up by posting simultaneously?

Correct!

Deep vein thrombosis.

 
From General Discussion / The 'Answer To The Question In The Post Before' Game
Posted 16 Sep 10 00:05
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What shat on lawns and was made of detergent?

correct!

Bloody hell JLF - We nearly cocked that thread up.

 
From General Discussion / The 'Answer To The Question In The Post Before' Game
Posted 16 Sep 10 00:00
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What's the last thing a vegetarian eunuch would want to see?

Correct!

Ken Dodd's dad's dog.

 
From Magazine Discussion / Have YOU Ever Thought About Cutting Someone's Head Off?
Posted 15 Sep 10 23:23
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No way Fergus.

You and Monkey Woods yoursleves are way too compassionate.

You'd never fit the bill.

Ruthlessness required.

Think it over.

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Elton John breaks George Michael out of Jail, Tornado jet Scrambled
Posted 15 Sep 10 22:03
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Good man.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Elton John breaks George Michael out of Jail, Tornado jet Scrambled
Posted 15 Sep 10 21:42
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Stuart

Did as requested.

You absolutely sure that you want to get involved in this band of gypsies, tramps and thieves?

On your own head be it...

(They're lovely really, and don't be afraid to post in the forum. New nutters always welcome)

Regards

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Pope to dunk thousands in Diana Princess of Wales Memorial Fountain baptism spectacular
Posted 15 Sep 10 21:36
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Oh the richness of the imagery...

Surreal paradise.

Wonder if he'll fall on his arse...

Thumbs up yer Madge.

Skoob.

 
From Magazine Discussion / Have YOU Ever Thought About Cutting Someone's Head Off?
Posted 15 Sep 10 21:26
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Which one?

Confused...

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Local Man In Giant Rabbit Horror Shocker In Late Night Garage En Route To Collecting Chinese Takeaway
Posted 15 Sep 10 21:21
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We have ignition...

Regards

Skoob

 
From News Discussion / Local Man In Giant Rabbit Horror Shocker In Late Night Garage En Route To Collecting Chinese Takeaway
Posted 15 Sep 10 20:59
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Didn't I say, We're all doomed!

Doomed I say!

Regards

Demood

Sorry, Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Local Man In Giant Rabbit Horror Shocker In Late Night Garage En Route To Collecting Chinese Takeaway
Posted 15 Sep 10 20:55
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One's enough for one day thanks.

Mum's the word.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Local man decides to move, he has had enough of being local
Posted 15 Sep 10 11:28
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I don't blame him.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Local Man In Giant Rabbit Horror Shocker In Late Night Garage En Route To Collecting Chinese Takeaway
Posted 14 Sep 10 23:34
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Off to kip now Cap.

Work tomorrow.

That's guaranteed to be a laugh.

Keep ya posted.

Skoob.

 
From Magazine Discussion / Have YOU Ever Thought About Cutting Someone's Head Off?
Posted 14 Sep 10 22:00
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Good for you Fergus.

Ever the voice of reason.

Now then.

We've had an inexplicable invasion of wriggly maggots on the kitchen floor.

Nothing rotten in there.

Unless it's something the cat brought in and hid.

But there's no sign of anything.

It's strange.

Not loads of them.

Just a couple.

Wife going mental.

Please advise.

Kindest

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Local man leaves toilet seat up
Posted 14 Sep 10 20:45
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Dureau

By dothe ith a bit dackered Ad Bell.

Dot dat dothe caddy thtuff doh.

Do do dat.

 
From News Discussion / Local man leaves toilet seat up
Posted 14 Sep 10 19:47
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No need for that.

You know what I mean.

Now behave and let me watch the rest of the "match" in peace.

Rangers eh...

Never liked 'em.

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Local man leaves toilet seat up
Posted 14 Sep 10 19:41
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What's an "epidode"?

Anyway...

Us blokes should complain more when the inconsiderate mares leave the seat down.

Nothing worse than that when you pop out for a quick lag half way through the match.

And they wonder why the floor gets damp...

Whoa!!!

Just kidding!!!


Regards

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Giant 3D Wonderbra Ad Causes Commuter Chaos At London Rail Terminal
Posted 14 Sep 10 17:29
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I remember that QM

Bum deal here is that I found out not long ago that George Michael got jailed.

Hammered out a story in two minutes flat, but by the time I submitted it Mark had gone.

Missed the boat again.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From Magazine Discussion / Downs Syndrome Children are Aliens!
Posted 14 Sep 10 16:03
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You back yet?

Regards

Skoob

 
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