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From News Discussion / "Queen Not A Nazi," Says Unconvincing Palace Spokesman
Posted 19 Jul 15 20:13
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I would.

 
From General Discussion / Home for Writers etc
Posted 18 Jul 15 18:07
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RIP

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 14 Jul 15 16:57
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Skoob knows only one beast.

(You did that on purpose...you...you...you cheeky monkey you!)

 
From News Discussion / Rolf Harris Stripped in Jail
Posted 14 Jul 15 16:53
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Zackly mate. I'll shut up now and refrain from responding to that person in future.

Sorry.

It won't happen again.

Probably...

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 13 Jul 15 20:25
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Different is fairly flipping extreme regarding entirely non-conformist traits.

I think this thread is shit BTW - but I get a clean sweep.

Thanks!

 
From News Discussion / The Spoof encrypts its news website
Posted 13 Jul 15 18:27
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Irrational at best Doc.

 
From News Discussion / Rolf Harris Stripped in Jail
Posted 13 Jul 15 18:25
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Oh do keep up. I love being insulted. Maybe I deserve it sometimes. Try harder though or I'll go elsewhere.

 
From News Discussion / Legendary Actor Omar Sharif Dies
Posted 13 Jul 15 18:13
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Try to keep up dear.

You aren't anywhere near quick enough.

 
From News Discussion / Rolf Harris Stripped in Jail
Posted 13 Jul 15 18:10
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It isn't a gem. It's a bag of shit. That's my honest opinion.

It's shit.

And that's the problem here, which it has been for some time.

So what ya gonna do?

 
From News Discussion / Legendary Actor Omar Sharif Dies
Posted 13 Jul 15 18:07
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I'm going to PM God (Mark) and warn him that there's a nasty woman who's being abusive towards me on the site.

I'm furious I am.

There ought to be a law against vindictive old bags.

 
From News Discussion / Legendary Actor Omar Sharif Dies
Posted 13 Jul 15 17:58
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Ah but I'm quite a handsome dashing chap.

As you know.

I saw the damp patch and can only assume you didn't piss yourself.

 
From News Discussion / Legendary Actor Omar Sharif Dies
Posted 13 Jul 15 17:41
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I'm sure he did.

Count me out of your sad existence Queenie.

Ta very much.

 
From News Discussion / Legendary Actor Omar Sharif Dies
Posted 13 Jul 15 17:16
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Ha!

Neither of you ever knew the man! The rank hypocrisy on display here is unbelievable!

Coming from somebody who regularly scribbled nonsensical bollocks about murder victims.

Get the fuck over yourself Queenie.

 
From News Discussion / Obama calls Dick Cheney 'worst Vice President ever'
Posted 9 Jul 15 20:38
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I didn't get it at all.

 
From News Discussion / Police arrest man who failed to use knife and fork in Didsbury restaurant
Posted 11 Jun 15 22:49
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Nice yarn Jack.

Poor chap. Having been tasered myself once for not putting enough malt vinegar on a black pudding at Burnley market, I sympathise entirely with your character.

Pass the ketchup man!

 
From News Discussion / Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were born conjoined twins
Posted 11 Jun 15 22:44
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Hi Bill

I enjoyed this, and I enjoyed your guide to writing spoofs in the magazine section.

I was so impressed that I had the guide laminated, framed and hung on the wall.

I refer to it all the time but it isn't much use as a train timetable.

Sincerely

Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / What's Going On?
Posted 11 Jun 15 22:37
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Fagin, Dracula and Scaramanga in the same day?

Is God pissed or what?

We should be told.

(A very upset) Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / UK keeps disappearing
Posted 2 Jun 15 20:17
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Somehow the UK got filtered out. It's all about America now. Sad, but there you go. Don't want to say...

 
From General Discussion / Evidence that Mark doesn't wear a towel on his head
Posted 23 Apr 15 17:58
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I wear a towel on my head when I get out of the bath.

Even though I'm as bald as a coot.

It just feels right.

Regards

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Cat image sparks social media buzz: Is it taking a dump or having a piss?
Posted 22 Apr 15 16:59
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That's a tricky one...

Regards

Skoob

 
From News Discussion / Onion offers To Buy Out Spoof and Eliminate Embarrassing Satire
Posted 19 Apr 15 20:20
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Seems he has a thing about bottoms and botty burps.

Waiting by the campfire singing Kumbaya to meself.

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Onion offers To Buy Out Spoof and Eliminate Embarrassing Satire
Posted 17 Apr 15 16:34
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Dave,

There's no point grovelling and being nice to me. I don't want to look up your arse, much less kiss it.

Think on.

Kindest

Skoob.

 
From News Discussion / Onion offers To Buy Out Spoof and Eliminate Embarrassing Satire
Posted 16 Apr 15 18:02
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"now" - know. Unless you're a Brummie Dave lad.

"professionaly" - professionally.

Good luck with the comedy career.

Love

Skoob

(Who isn't remotely interested in your arsehole by the way.)



 
From News Discussion / Onion offers To Buy Out Spoof and Eliminate Embarrassing Satire
Posted 16 Apr 15 01:35
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Yes Dave, I agree with Duncan. You could do a fantastically hilarious skit about me if you like. I can't write comedy or satire for shit but it's nice to be ripped the piss out of occasionally.*

*Not Wednesdays though. I'm usually busy on Wednesdays.

Regards

Skoob

 
From Magazine Discussion / My Mother Was A Margarine Smuggler
Posted 14 Apr 15 19:05
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Interesting.

Regards

Skoob

 
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