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Oh crap, I only did that half right.
Sorry.

Trickling is the icky lactation after-effect that everyone deplores.

So three Amish guys walk in a bar, and one says uncertainly to the bartender, "Emm. Please excuse. But a friend says here we can find Harvey Wallbanger and two Screwdrivers."

The bartender is a little surprised that the Amish are looking for drinks, but he figures what the hell and sets the drinks in front of them. The Amish men exchange glances, then toss the drinks back. After a few minutes, the first Amish guy clears his throat and says, "Excuse, barman? Harvey Wallbanger and two Screwdrivers?" So the barman sets them up again. Once again the Amish men exchange glances, shrug, and toss the drinks down.

After this happens three more times, the bartender starts to get worried about how drunk the Amish guys are getting. Just then a fourth man walks in and says to the Amish guys, "What the heck's keeping you? That barn's not gonna raise itself, you know."

And the first Amish guy grabs his shirt and says, "Harvey! Dank Gott! I don't tink dis man knows who you are, and he won't loan us der screwdrivers, and I tink he's trying to poison us!"