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Babushka:

You also forgot Chebyshev, who has both poles and zeros.

PoM

Dear Spoof:

In the tradition of Boxing day Mrs. Philbert and Mrs. Skoob are allowing their spouses to rule the roost for the day!

Victoria Box
London, UK

Deck Us All With Boston Charlie (Walt Kelly Christmas carol)


Deck us all with Boston Charlie,

Walla Walla, Wash, and Kalamazoo!

Nora's freezin' on the trolley,

Swaller dollar cauliflower Alleygaroo!

Don't we know archaic barrel, Lullaby Lilla Boy, Louisville Lou.

Trolley Molly don't love Harold, Boola Boola Pensacoola Hullabaloo!


A cool Yule and a frantic first to all!

Jean:

Sorry to see you leave.

PoM

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Quote: Jean Le Fete

Dear Spoof,

This whole modern Mayan Debacle started with the Beatles and Paul McCartney penning "The End" on Abbey Road. Then of course you know Yoko was actually a Mayan high priestess in a former life and symbolically she ended the Beatles. But of course it was really Ringo's ring in HELP that lead to the largest stir of Mayan calender frenzy among a small Druid set of fans from Ireland. Carry on. Oh and I'm also announcing that after my final magazine article in my series Born To Spoof, I shall be retiring from this website. Nothing personal, but as Skoob has expressed, its no fun here anymore and a friend of mine has had their feelings hurt. So really who needs it, but I'm going to finish doing something that use to give me great enjoyment here and leave on a positive note. Thank you. God bless us every one!

JLF

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ARM:

Have a cool yule and a frantic first.

PoM

Dear Spoof:

It seems that some of the The Spoof writers may have been on to something about stories involving sex, sexual organs and boobs. These folks were ridiculed as not being literary giants! Well, the world media are now covering the current Democratic Obama administration sex and national security scandals.

We here at the White House are hoping for a return to the good old days of Republican administration money scandals to keep Democratic administration fooling around off the front page and off the 24 hour TV news services!

Sex Sells
Forth Assistant Press Secretary
The White House
Washington DC

Bless 'em all,
Bless 'em all.
The long and the short and the tall,

Bless all those Sergeants and WO1's,
Bless all those Corporals and their blinkin'/bleedin' sons,
Cos' we're saying goodbye to 'em all.
And back to their Billets they crawl,
You'll get no promotion this side of the ocean,
So cheer up my lads bless 'em all

Dear Spoof:

Souldn't the word in the previous letter be fermented rather than demented?

Jack Daniels
Lynchburg, Tennessee

Perhaps ARM meant Lave.

PoM

Simon:

No I didn't take it that you were being flippant. I was just reinforcing the significance of Remembrance Day/Veterans Day.

PoM

Simon:

Yes, Veterans Day/Remembrance day:

"Seriously though. Truly a day to remember those who have given their lives to protect our freedom."

Congratulations on your birthday.

PoM

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Quote: Simon Saunders

Remembrance Day is always a solemn day for me cuz it's my birthday as well.

Me grandad was a desert rat during the second world war. He wasn't in the army, he just used to wander through the desert dressed as a rat.

Seriously though. Truly a day to remember those who have given their lives to protect our freedom.

Simon

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Clive:

I've been trying for years to get a Pizmo Beach Pennsyltucky connection, but also to no avail.

The cost would be chump change compared to our yearly $1 trillion budget deficits.

PoM

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Quote: Clive Danton

No DC - Charing Cross line PoM?

Are you sure about this my friend???

What an engineering faux pas!!

I'll just have to have your share then old chap. Don't worry I'll force em down like the trooper I truly am sir

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Clive:

Sorry, I can't make it as the Washington DC Metro hasn't been extented to Charing Cross Station as yet.

Have one, two or more glasses for the Regiment and all the fallen.

PoM

Clive:

That's good.

PoM

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Quote: Clive Danton

And now for something completely similar....

Turned Out Nice Again...

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Frankie:

Interesting!

PoM

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Quote: Francois Dubois, S.J.

PofM:

Wish I could draw an asshole as good as Kurt could!

Another book you won't find on school library shelves in WV:

"The Communist Manifesto"

Oddly enough, "Mein Kamp" is sitting fat and sassy in the bio section.

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ARM/Frankie:

Mark Twain and Kurt Vonnegurt are always the targets of censorship by the politically correct crowd.

You mean God isn't a black lady?

PoM

Thanks Everybody:

We survived OK where we live in the Baltimore Maryland metropolitan area. We have power, but fallen trees, limbs, leaves, other junk, etc all over the roads.

However, it is a worse mess in other parts of the state of Maryland, bridges closed, flooding, trees down, snow and power loss.

The states of New York, New Jersey, Delaware, West Virginia and Virginia etc got hit very hard. All of the preceding weather related events including very bad flooding in low lying places. The various state emergency management organizations seem to be functioning.


Coastal areas in the states mentioned were hard hit. New York City had lots of flooding, including river crossing tunnels and the subways (underground).

Thanks/kudos go out to the Emergency crews/first responders who are out there helping people. Cleanup and return to normal (schools reopen, public transportation available, people going to work) is going to take some time.

The storm which is both part hurricane and part Noreaster is moving further west.

Hope this isn't redundant with what you have seen on your local TV.

PoM

Dear Spoof:

The holidays are fast approaching and with them the annual The Spoof Christmas party. Last year an anonymous someone, unnoticed, put Viagra in the Christmas punch. Our research indicates that it had no effect, as the birthrate among The Spoof writers is down. Further research has determined that the Viagra was bogus, coming from a Canadian pharmacy or that the male writers are gay!

This office recommends that all Spoof writers (male and female) that attended last years Christmas party report to the National Health Service (NHS) offices in London for a complete physical examination. For writers living abroad, travel costs are your responsibility.

Thank you,
Peter Willy Johnson

Richmond House
79 Whitehall
London SW1A 2NS

ARM:

Thanks for lots of laughs tonight.

PoM

ARM:

I'll disguise myself as The Queen, then what will she do?

PoM

ARM:

British Embassy
PO Box 94351
Riyadh 11693
Saudi Arabia



Phone:+966 (0) 1 488 0077

Ask for HM Ambassador Sir John Jenkins KCMG LVO.


PoM

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Quote: armfeetandtoe

POM, can you get me the address. If the kitchen is not finished by Sunday, I will need protection, believe me.



Arm xxxxxxxxxx

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ARM:

MI6 has a Witness Protection Program that will relocate you to Saudi Arabia. However, you must blend in with the local population!


PoM

The motorist who honks a car horn at 6:00AM that awakens me when the 50, twenty five year old naked women chasing me are just about to catch up!

Oops, I thought this was the "Lets Talk About Sex" thread.

PoM

Mae West: Sex is like bridge; if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

PoM

Skoob:

Yep, that was a pretty bad acronym.

Wanking is simulation. I prefer the real thing, but not at a bus stop.

PoM

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Quote: Skoob1999

Phil,

That's a pretty awful acronym.

We were talking about sex. I've been wanked off in a bus stop.

Oh yes!

True that, Skoob.

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