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From News Discussion / Extend Your Shitty, Meaningless Existence With the Nutrirocket Food Extractor!
Posted 27 Jul 14 20:43
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Something about this one

 
From News Discussion / A Dyslexic Pope bans Satin
Posted 24 Jul 14 01:25
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Op Ed article

Pope calls out statins, thousands of heart patients at risk

 
From Magazine Discussion / My Mother Was A Margarine Smuggler
Posted 20 Jul 14 01:06
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I imagine logic such as this being expounded by Aristotle in Athens 3,000 years ago Eskine though perhaps over dolmades instead of rice pudding.

A keen evaluation as always.

 
From General Discussion / Sorry for the lack of service
Posted 11 Jul 14 20:16
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The massive five star button for my stories seems to have been inoperable for some time now

 
From Magazine Discussion / My Mother Was A Margarine Smuggler
Posted 6 Jul 14 13:52
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My mother believed everything had its place and that rice pudding belonged in the kitchen.

One should not meddle with the laws of nature when it come to confectionary.

 
From Magazine Discussion / My Mother Was A Margarine Smuggler
Posted 5 Jul 14 16:55
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But fighting for rice pudding I understand, that would be a call to arms.

 
From Magazine Discussion / My Mother Was A Margarine Smuggler
Posted 5 Jul 14 02:04
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Hard to imagine discord in the world coming from men once boys raised on rice pudding Erskine.

Are you up for a game of seven ball.

 
From Magazine Discussion / My Mother Was A Margarine Smuggler
Posted 4 Jul 14 01:10
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Did she use Bird Custard, wonderful stuff, mine made rice pudding with it.

Can you hear this over the screaming xylophones?

 
From Magazine Discussion / My Mother Was A Margarine Smuggler
Posted 29 Jun 14 23:59
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Is it just me or is there an image of the phantom of the opera in that peanut butter

 
From News Discussion / Isle of Wight News - The Island is shrinking!
Posted 18 Jun 14 22:59
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The US is shrinking as well, or are the people there getting larger. It all depends on one's perspective I imagine.

 
From News Discussion / Isle of Wight News - The Island is shrinking!
Posted 12 Jun 14 21:14
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No more room for tourists, wot?

 
From News Discussion / Man's Hangover 100 Times More Painful Than Wife Giving Birth
Posted 7 Jun 14 20:31
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Very good, but is this fiction?

 
From News Discussion / Man's Huge Shit Blocks Toilet During Girlfriend's Visit To Condo
Posted 6 Jun 14 02:59
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The Poobah of Poo

 
From General Discussion / Spiny Echidnas
Posted 4 Jun 14 02:54
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And meteorologists never seem to have knowledge of or speak convincingly regarding meteors

 
From News Discussion / Man's Huge Shit Blocks Toilet During Girlfriend's Visit To Condo
Posted 4 Jun 14 02:21
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Monkey's Water Lillies

 
From News Discussion / An issue of trust. And toilets.
Posted 24 May 14 21:43
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I thought he might be talking about Peter Noone or phonetically doing Scottish, though I may be mentally embroidering a typo to multiple levels of meaning where none was intended

 
From News Discussion / An issue of trust. And toilets.
Posted 24 May 14 16:47
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This one is full of laughs. Genuinely funny rant unless things have regressed to that point here.

 
From Magazine Discussion / 50 things you must do in Britain before you die
Posted 20 May 14 23:09
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I wasn't born there perhaps I'll die there
There's no place left to go, San Francisco.

Animals

 
From Magazine Discussion / 50 things you must do in Britain before you die
Posted 18 May 14 22:01
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I liked the one about shaking the Queen's gloved hand

 
From News Discussion / Halal tap water causes outrage
Posted 14 May 14 00:45
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Clever idea

 
From News Discussion / Famed Explorer to Search for Missing Flight MH 370
Posted 27 Apr 14 23:26
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Erskine old friend,

Some time has has passed since we perambulated the boundaries of the known world as discovery after discovery came to our team.

One can only hope that mankind can be the better for viewing the future through the oculus provided by the chronicles of our adventures,

Heartily,

Victor Nicholas

 
From News Discussion / Girl's Tattoo Means "C*nt" In Chinese
Posted 27 Apr 14 23:03
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And what of the Chinese. Do they tattoo themselves with insipid English phrases such as No Step , Wet Paint or Slow Men Working.

 
From News Discussion / Forgotten Yogurt Mourned
Posted 18 Apr 14 18:25
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Clever and well done as usual

 
From Magazine Discussion / Sex and the Common Agricultural Policy
Posted 13 Feb 14 01:59
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Porridge aqueduct!

 
From Magazine Discussion / The life of a travelling salesman, or other similar jobs
Posted 31 Dec 13 21:21
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This is quite good, captures some recurring thoughts of mine.

 
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