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From News Discussion / Eric Pickles Replaced by Dugong in Election Battle
Posted 30 Jan 16 14:34
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Erskine

Thank you for your kind words.

I am temporarily in warmer climes where things are purported to be free of problems though I suspect that is not the case.

Your wit deserves some attention it seems.

Despite everything I trod these virtual pages like Marley's ghost dragging chains of past hope behind with much groaning.



 
From News Discussion / Eric Pickles Replaced by Dugong in Election Battle
Posted 23 Jan 16 20:24
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Very enjoyable, hard to tell where fact meets fiction.

Dugong characteristics no doubt would assist in foraging for public opinion in utter darkness.

Pickles seems like such an odd creature don't you think?

 
From General Discussion / Sean Penn Offerred to Interview Me
Posted 13 Jan 16 22:55
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But I turned him down

 
From General Discussion / Mental Health Background Check for Gun Owners
Posted 7 Jan 16 00:38
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And a card carrying Republican!

 
From General Discussion / Mental Health Background Check for Gun Owners
Posted 6 Jan 16 13:22
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I believe that guns come with those vehicles.

 
From General Discussion / Mental Health Background Check for Gun Owners
Posted 5 Jan 16 04:05
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This may prevent a surprising number of Americans from owning guns

 
From General Discussion / Zebras
Posted 28 Dec 15 05:34
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Harness my zebras, gift of the Nubian King

 
From General Discussion / Commercials
Posted 27 Dec 15 20:45
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You may have been watching football.

 
From News Discussion / Royal Family to Let Seven Door Knob Polishers Go
Posted 18 Dec 15 02:47
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Love this title, the photo looks like Dubrovnic however.

 
From News Discussion / Old Salford Sense of Humour
Posted 16 Dec 15 02:59
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I quite like this, Salford is something to fear.

 
From General Discussion / Deleted Spam Threads
Posted 10 Dec 15 03:58
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I just about gave some Spam five stars by mistake

 
From General Discussion / No need for Spam
Posted 3 Dec 15 13:25
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No need.

 
From News Discussion / Raising Hell on the Canal
Posted 15 Nov 15 17:45
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A novel in spoof terms.

 
From General Discussion / National Energy Use
Posted 3 Nov 15 00:44
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Who is the best poster child for reducing national energy use

 
From News Discussion / Amish Man Banned For Inappropriate Hat Choice
Posted 31 Oct 15 22:41
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Good one!

 
From News Discussion / Top Executive Quits Million Dollar Job to Open Up Neighborhood Lemonade Stand
Posted 27 Oct 15 00:19
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Readable prose, capable of writing extended chapters

 
From General Discussion / Blindspot
Posted 21 Oct 15 01:53
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The full body tattoo is the only way to remember all your passwords

 
From General Discussion / Pandas
Posted 19 Oct 15 00:38
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After the Cultural Revolution even the animals towed the party line.

Don't complain, chew on bamboo, defecate.


Quote: Simon Saunders

Maybe the pandas got confused and thought the Chinese governments one child policy applies to them too.

Or maybe not.


 
From General Discussion / Pandas
Posted 18 Oct 15 20:18
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So far not much love for pandas here.

 
From General Discussion / Pandas
Posted 16 Oct 15 01:13
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Duncan

That's a plan for a lazy twat. Dress up in a panda suit in a zoo and chew on some bamboo until someone comes by to wank you off to save the species.



Quote: D P Whitehead


Quote: victor nicholas

Love them or hate them


I Fucking HATE the bamboo chewing twats. Refuse to reproduce. Lazy FUCKERS!!! Let them extinct themselves I say. Next thing we will be wanking them off. Idol, selfish Ailuropoda melanoleuca's.


 
From General Discussion / Pandas
Posted 14 Oct 15 04:32
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Love them or hate them

 
From General Discussion / Rex Harrison
Posted 11 Oct 15 14:08
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Yes, the Brad Pitt of his day.

 
From General Discussion / Rex Harrison
Posted 10 Oct 15 19:32
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Several years ago I saw a Rex Harrison doll dressed in an open plaid brown suit in a pawn shop. It's hard to imagine that he was once this popular.

 
From General Discussion / Rex Harrison
Posted 10 Oct 15 01:28
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A bit cranky by today's standards I dare say.

 
From News Discussion / Beloved Dentist Mauled To Death By Lion
Posted 9 Oct 15 00:10
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Well done Duncan!

 
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