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From News Discussion / Carrot Top Declines FBI Director Job
Posted 22 May 17 02:03
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What a good idea.

 
From General Discussion / Trump a Shakespearean Play
Posted 19 May 17 02:09
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Wherefore to shall our great leader take us
Comey has has been cast down and Flynn has flown
His winsome daughter councils him though wise or unwise the gods themselves are worse for worry
Better to bare bodkins posthaste before black days and blood bathes our brothers

 
From General Discussion / Trump a Shakespearean Play
Posted 18 May 17 04:16
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Such speech to ape overshadows
Misplaced manners by the measure
While cunning lawyers darken hallways and drama thickens
Brutus would lay sleepless counting the Tweeting stab wounds of the fall

 
From General Discussion / Mafeking - Use in a sentence
Posted 16 May 17 01:41
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Mafeking head hurts sofa king bad

 
From General Discussion / Mafeking - Use in a sentence
Posted 14 May 17 21:26
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Where's Mafeking boots?

 
From General Discussion / Ivanka Trump FBI Director
Posted 14 May 17 01:00
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Yes, cabaret skills should be evaluated for all proponents.

Hoover could both lead and follow, a high standard to uphold.

 
From General Discussion / Ivanka Trump FBI Director
Posted 13 May 17 21:58
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I think they both painted their toenails.

 
From General Discussion / Ivanka Trump FBI Director
Posted 13 May 17 20:22
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She does have feminine intuition

 
From General Discussion / World's last living Nazi war crimes prosecutor passes on chilling message about conflict
Posted 13 May 17 00:03
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Vollendam is a good memory well remembered

Quote: Erskin Quint

You have painted a wonderful picture there though, worthy of many a Dutch master.




Quote: victor nicholas

Erskin

Mountaineering in the lowlands is not without it's dangers as I recall losing an alarm clock shortly thereafter.

The good natured insanity of the populace would no doubt make JO hard to pick out in a crowd.


Quote: Erskin Quint

Were you on a mountaineering expedition?

I must say that the 'youth football teams in uniform marching past' is quite the sinister image.

I think the sight of youth football teams marching through lace-chimneyed historic villages, with sailboards with leeboats and herrings drying in tulip-festooned cottage-gardens, would be quite enough to trigger my fight or flight mechanisms.


Quote: victor nicholas

No but your suggestion of Uden, Uddel, Urmond even Uithuizemeeden has the makings of a good Octoberfest drinking song Oi Oi Oi!

I did pass through the lowlands as a young man and recall lace curtains in the windows of homes in historic villages, sailboats with leeboards and youth football teams in uniform marching past me while I was enjoying a herring burger, or is this simply an idyllic dream longing for fruition.


Quote: Jaggedone

VC, your geographical knowledge of the lowlands is quite outstanding, I sense you mean Uden? Uddel? Urmond? even Uithuizermeeden?

Never mind, they're all as flat as a pancake and were even flatter after Adolf marched over them...






 
From General Discussion / World's last living Nazi war crimes prosecutor passes on chilling message about conflict
Posted 12 May 17 22:54
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The same author must have written surrealistic assembly instructions for all goods made in China or Mexico.

I can understand Mexico wanting to increase sales of alcohol as result but not China's motives, they are inscrutable by nature or design.

 
From General Discussion / World's last living Nazi war crimes prosecutor passes on chilling message about conflict
Posted 12 May 17 12:52
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Erskin

Mountaineering in the lowlands is not without it's dangers as I recall losing an alarm clock shortly thereafter.

The good natured insanity of the populace would no doubt make JO hard to pick out in a crowd.


Quote: Erskin Quint

Were you on a mountaineering expedition?

I must say that the 'youth football teams in uniform marching past' is quite the sinister image.

I think the sight of youth football teams marching through lace-chimneyed historic villages, with sailboards with leeboats and herrings drying in tulip-festooned cottage-gardens, would be quite enough to trigger my fight or flight mechanisms.


Quote: victor nicholas

No but your suggestion of Uden, Uddel, Urmond even Uithuizemeeden has the makings of a good Octoberfest drinking song Oi Oi Oi!

I did pass through the lowlands as a young man and recall lace curtains in the windows of homes in historic villages, sailboats with leeboards and youth football teams in uniform marching past me while I was enjoying a herring burger, or is this simply an idyllic dream longing for fruition.


Quote: Jaggedone

VC, your geographical knowledge of the lowlands is quite outstanding, I sense you mean Uden? Uddel? Urmond? even Uithuizermeeden?

Never mind, they're all as flat as a pancake and were even flatter after Adolf marched over them...




 
From General Discussion / World's last living Nazi war crimes prosecutor passes on chilling message about conflict
Posted 12 May 17 02:42
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No but your suggestion of Uden, Uddel, Urmond even Uithuizemeeden has the makings of a good Octoberfest drinking song Oi Oi Oi!

I did pass through the lowlands as a young man and recall lace curtains in the windows of homes in historic villages, sailboats with leeboards and youth football teams in uniform marching past me while I was enjoying a herring burger, or is this simply an idyllic dream longing for fruition.


Quote: Jaggedone

VC, your geographical knowledge of the lowlands is quite outstanding, I sense you mean Uden? Uddel? Urmond? even Uithuizermeeden?

Never mind, they're all as flat as a pancake and were even flatter after Adolf marched over them...


 
From General Discussion / World's last living Nazi war crimes prosecutor passes on chilling message about conflict
Posted 11 May 17 13:05
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JO

Udder sounds very Dutch, perhaps Protestant, near Vollendam and and Markham.

 
From General Discussion / World's last living Nazi war crimes prosecutor passes on chilling message about conflict
Posted 11 May 17 01:34
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I would like to learn more of this Corky whether real or imagined.

 
From General Discussion / Prince Phillip to Retire
Posted 7 May 17 23:28
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What hasn't been said?

 
From General Discussion / Prince Phillip to Retire
Posted 4 May 17 23:21
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This invites so many responses.

 
From General Discussion / How to deal with Kim Jong Un
Posted 1 May 17 23:18
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Drop Pamela Anderson leaflets on North Korea from airplanes so his missiles explode prematurely

 
From General Discussion / Brother Bones
Posted 1 May 17 23:15
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You can't learn this at University.

 
From General Discussion / Black & White Minstrel Show
Posted 30 Apr 17 21:36
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This is so trippy I am going to need methadone treatment if I watch it again.

 
From General Discussion / Coracles
Posted 30 Apr 17 17:28
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Well I think we have to start with the winkle pickers.

 
From General Discussion / Coracles
Posted 30 Apr 17 16:06
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What about whelks?

 
From General Discussion / Worse BBC Show
Posted 30 Apr 17 01:18
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I nominate Waiting for God, I regret watching it now

 
From General Discussion / Elon Musk
Posted 29 Apr 17 17:58
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If Elon Musk had a cologne what would he call it?

 
From News Discussion / Pay and display on M60
Posted 29 Apr 17 13:59
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Yes, it would be a good letter to the editor.

 
From General Discussion / Coracles
Posted 28 Apr 17 01:55
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Erskin

If you placed a small human figurine in your porridge bowl it would appear to be a corracle with a boatman.

A cheery thought to start the day while waiting for the kettle to boil.

It was quite transfixed by your errant link to papal vestments by the way. While perhaps not fodder for a Spoof thread I found it interesting nonetheless.

A thread on forgotten Druid customs as a rallying point for immigrants to England may be more broadly appealing. Learning English is just a start, paint yourself blue, hang people from trees in wicker baskets and set them on fire!

 
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