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From General Discussion / Sommelier
Posted 3 Dec 16 02:56
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1. Expert in sleeping.
2. Wine expert.
3. Expert in wine and then sleeping.

 
From News Discussion / King Rufus Found Buried Under Parking Lot Near Beaulieu Motor Museum
Posted 21 Nov 16 04:12
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I find it difficult to mark these student essays

 
From General Discussion / Division in the United States
Posted 10 Nov 16 03:43
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I didn't think they were mathematically inclined.

 
From News Discussion / Couple Files for Divorce over Sudden Zodiac Sign Change
Posted 7 Nov 16 02:10
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Clever

 
From General Discussion / I don't care about anything any more.
Posted 6 Nov 16 14:59
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I believe Buddha had a handle on this some time ago.

 
From General Discussion / Detractors
Posted 29 Oct 16 00:04
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Essential for mechanized farming.

 
From General Discussion / How to talk like a parrot
Posted 26 Oct 16 01:48
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To talk like a parrot, a series of squawks and screeches, is relatively easy.

To speak like a human is another thing altogether.

 
From General Discussion / Dump Trump
Posted 14 Oct 16 22:02
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If anyone here has been groped by Trump please step forward.

 
From General Discussion / Dump Trump
Posted 12 Oct 16 03:15
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These Republican campaign outtakes are GREAT!!

 
From General Discussion / Dump Trump
Posted 9 Oct 16 19:46
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Is he keeping a diary? Not at the level of Miss Frank surely.


Quote: Erskin Quint

Sounds like a bad case of diarrhoea.


 
From General Discussion / Where Can I Buy a Lodestone?
Posted 9 Oct 16 01:59
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Yes and bomb them with doughnuts as well, soon they will be contented from carbohydrates and sharing a cup of coffee.


Quote: Erskin Quint

That's it, or could be, whatever it is.

Get rid of the nuclear weapons. Build up the silos of baseball caps.


 
From General Discussion / Where Can I Buy a Lodestone?
Posted 7 Oct 16 04:01
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That could be it, should we send a gross of caps overseas?



Quote: Erskin Quint

Hello Victor,

I often wonder if militant Islamism is really all about a deep-seated hatred of the baseball cap.


 
From General Discussion / Where Can I Buy a Lodestone?
Posted 6 Oct 16 01:56
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Yes hats!

Do you think Americans think of baseball caps as part of their traditional folk costume along with Tee shirts and trainers.




Quote: Erskin Quint

This is all very well, but when are we going to get on to hats?


 
From General Discussion / Where Can I Buy a Lodestone?
Posted 5 Oct 16 00:00
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It seems the dilemma may be that one might need a lodestone to find a lodestone but having one in hand why would you need to find another.

 
From General Discussion / trump's Posistions With Women
Posted 4 Oct 16 23:58
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What do you think of Trump's positions with women?

 
From News Discussion / Taco Trucks On Every Corner
Posted 3 Oct 16 22:42
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Breezy!

 
From General Discussion / Where Can I Buy a Lodestone?
Posted 2 Oct 16 19:44
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Have you ever had a crocodile for lunch?

 
From General Discussion / Where Can I Buy a Lodestone?
Posted 1 Oct 16 21:49
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So those are called camels, I've had a few camels over for dinner then.



Quote: Erskin Quint

Not sure.

Talking of which, have you ever entertained a camel to dinner? Awful. They never laugh at your jokes and they spit in the trifle.


 
From General Discussion / Where Can I Buy a Lodestone?
Posted 30 Sep 16 22:59
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Does he have the Orange vote?


Quote: Erskin Quint

If Trump wins, will that mean Orange is the new Black?


 
From General Discussion / Where Can I Buy a Lodestone?
Posted 30 Sep 16 03:06
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The commonly held belief that the girth of those in developed countries is expanding exponentially has been confirmed by a red shift observed by astrophysicists as well as general inspection by myself of those queuing for the subway.

 
From News Discussion / Man shouts "yahtzee" at inappropriate time
Posted 27 Sep 16 23:19
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This could happen

 
From General Discussion / Drinkin with Brad Pitt
Posted 24 Sep 16 00:05
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Will be back next week

 
From General Discussion / Poetry Corner
Posted 19 Sep 16 01:23
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Drumlins are not little drums.

They are ovoid mounds of gravel and quite soundless.

Like musical instruments they are pleasant to look at silently.



Quote: Erskin Quint

Song of the Penguin

Drumlins are cool.
Drumlins rule.
Drumlins should be taught at school (like they are, actually).


Bishops

I love bishops, especially their hats
Even though they look like twats.


 
From General Discussion / The Northwest passage
Posted 14 Sep 16 02:40
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The savage beauty of the Northwest Passage in song.

https://g.co/kgs/2G6axF

 
From General Discussion / The Northwest passage
Posted 12 Sep 16 23:01
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Franklin was forced into a the life of an arctic explorer after all his paramours rejected his repeated advances to explore their northwest passage.

 
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