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From General Discussion / National Sleep Foundation
Posted 16 Jun 16 23:29
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I was going to donate my stories to them, the entire opus.

 
From News Discussion / The wheelie-bin war
Posted 10 Jun 16 01:41
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I enjoyed the title but was disappointed with the lack of gore, bloodletting and dismemberment.

 
From News Discussion / Man Turns To Cannibalism During Traffic Snarl Up
Posted 5 Jun 16 00:24
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Vintage Duncan.

 
From General Discussion / Why The Success Ratio Of Doomsday Prophecies Is So Low
Posted 31 May 16 03:12
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Which of course leads us to the obvious question about the elephant in the room which I have often wondered if it means something different in India than it does here.

 
From General Discussion / Why The Success Ratio Of Doomsday Prophecies Is So Low
Posted 30 May 16 03:09
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Is it not an orb without beginning or end spinning dawn to dusk?

 
From News Discussion / Hillary, A Laughing Hyena, Wins Best In Show At Westminster
Posted 29 May 16 01:27
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Was Hillary the lady dog walker or on the other end of the leash?

 
From General Discussion / Why The Success Ratio Of Doomsday Prophecies Is So Low
Posted 28 May 16 23:36
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Mayans may be pulling levers and turning switches here at the Spoof.
I may be a Mayan as well.

 
From General Discussion / Why The Success Ratio Of Doomsday Prophecies Is So Low
Posted 28 May 16 13:54
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Too bad the Mayans are not around to build Trump's Wall, they would do a really spectacular job, something that everyone would want to come and see. No need to deport anyone, just wait for them to come and then round them up.



Quote: Dr. Billingsgate

Other than the Mayans, no one has ever successfully predicted the end of the world. Why?


 
From General Discussion / FIFA's a lot of arresting and accepted bold modes
Posted 26 May 16 23:15
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I thought a Cerebration was a mental party of sorts. A pleasant form of epileptic fit. Open to interpretation I suppose.


Quote: Erskin Quint

And is cerebration what they have in Tokyo when they are happy about something?


 
From General Discussion / The Truth About Hovering
Posted 26 May 16 02:45
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Sounds like falling.


Quote: Skoob1999

Hovering...broken nose...multiple abrasions...pain.

Still...it was worth a try...


 
From General Discussion / The Truth About Hovering
Posted 23 May 16 01:01
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Was she good at cleaning?

 
From General Discussion / The Truth About Hovering
Posted 22 May 16 23:55
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Our cleaning lady can Hoover 60 times a second, something to do with the red coloured sugar water we place in each room.

 
From General Discussion / FIFA's a lot of arresting and accepted bold modes
Posted 20 May 16 20:28
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Cerebration is not a word but it should be.

 
From General Discussion / My new supermarket
Posted 10 May 16 22:15
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Should they put a Best Before date on calendars?

 
From General Discussion / Trivets
Posted 10 May 16 00:30
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My wife protects her trivets with pots of hot food.

This is only a temporary measure however.

 
From General Discussion / Trivets
Posted 7 May 16 17:54
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Are special trivets made to protect trivets, a trivet protector of sorts?

 
From General Discussion / Chain Saw Do's and Don'ts
Posted 3 May 16 01:12
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Tips not just for beginners

 
From General Discussion / Parrots of the Carribean
Posted 2 May 16 02:10
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Johnny Depp is a good choice as star of this movie, doing a good imitation of himself as usual.

Any other other parrot actor suggestions?

 
From General Discussion / My new supermarket
Posted 1 May 16 21:26
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It may be a canon stocked with expletives, I must not have been paying attention to our priests but they rarely used those except when I went to confession.


Quote: Erskin Quint

I'm intrigued by the canon stocked with explosives. Is he a Christian suicide bomber?


 
From General Discussion / Books That We've Recently Read
Posted 28 Apr 16 02:27
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Beasts Royal by Patrick O'Brian is a nice collection of adventure tales.

 
From General Discussion / Books That We've Recently Read
Posted 25 Apr 16 00:33
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I read the same book and wanted to read it again an hour later.

 
From General Discussion / Caddyshack
Posted 22 Apr 16 01:00
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My favourite is Montenegro, hard to beat a fork in the head ia a family photo.

 
From General Discussion / Selling Zeppelins Door to Door
Posted 21 Apr 16 00:15
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Wait for inflation.

 
From General Discussion / Brexit
Posted 21 Apr 16 00:14
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Will Scotland stay in the EU? Did anybody tell them?

 
From General Discussion / Selling Zeppelins Door to Door
Posted 20 Apr 16 01:38
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Well, if you want a virtual reality Zeppelin, you have come to the right place.

 
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