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From General Discussion / Things Barista's Think About You...but never say.
Posted 7 Oct 14 02:41
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I would rather dance for your pleasure and serve you sweet wine and cracked nuts

 
From General Discussion / Things Barista's Think About You...but never say.
Posted 7 Oct 14 01:45
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I'd like to froth your aorta

 
From General Discussion / Things Barista's Think About You...but never say.
Posted 7 Oct 14 01:27
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All my life's ambitions are channelled into frothing warm milk and smiling weakly for tips

 
From General Discussion / Things Barista's Think About You...but never say.
Posted 7 Oct 14 00:36
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Would it not be wiser to pay down your mortgage than squander your income on sweet frothy drinks

 
From General Discussion / Things Barista's Think About You...but never say.
Posted 6 Oct 14 22:55
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I am studying to be a Doctorista

 
From General Discussion / Things to say to a Barista
Posted 6 Oct 14 01:45
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See ya latte

 
From General Discussion / Things to say to a Barista
Posted 5 Oct 14 23:27
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Two expressos and I go wild eyed like a bush baby

 
From General Discussion / Things to say to a Barista
Posted 5 Oct 14 22:58
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Skinny double whip with sidelong glances please



Quote: Ellie James


Quote: victor nicholas

I'll have an Ariana Grande



Yes, but do you want that Skinny? Whip or no Whip?


 
From General Discussion / Things to say to a Barista
Posted 4 Oct 14 15:52
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I'll have an Ariana Grande

 
From News Discussion / University Graduates Happy University Is Over So They Can Start Fetching Coffee
Posted 4 Oct 14 01:58
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I enjoy these how to succeed at business missives immensely

 
From News Discussion / "Most Remarkable and Kindest Person You Would Wish To Meet" Dies Again
Posted 27 Sep 14 14:00
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Insightful and vigorous

 
From News Discussion / NFL Mandates Owners To Develop More Accurate Team Names
Posted 27 Sep 14 02:01
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The Double-Dees


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What would you name Dallas?


 
From News Discussion / NFL Mandates Owners To Develop More Accurate Team Names
Posted 26 Sep 14 02:16
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Good story, begs a sequel

 
From News Discussion / Extend Your Shitty, Meaningless Existence With the Nutrirocket Food Extractor!
Posted 27 Jul 14 20:43
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Something about this one

 
From News Discussion / A Dyslexic Pope bans Satin
Posted 24 Jul 14 01:25
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Op Ed article

Pope calls out statins, thousands of heart patients at risk

 
From Magazine Discussion / My Mother Was A Margarine Smuggler
Posted 20 Jul 14 01:06
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I imagine logic such as this being expounded by Aristotle in Athens 3,000 years ago Eskine though perhaps over dolmades instead of rice pudding.

A keen evaluation as always.

 
From General Discussion / Sorry for the lack of service
Posted 11 Jul 14 20:16
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The massive five star button for my stories seems to have been inoperable for some time now

 
From Magazine Discussion / My Mother Was A Margarine Smuggler
Posted 6 Jul 14 13:52
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My mother believed everything had its place and that rice pudding belonged in the kitchen.

One should not meddle with the laws of nature when it come to confectionary.

 
From Magazine Discussion / My Mother Was A Margarine Smuggler
Posted 5 Jul 14 16:55
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But fighting for rice pudding I understand, that would be a call to arms.

 
From Magazine Discussion / My Mother Was A Margarine Smuggler
Posted 5 Jul 14 02:04
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Hard to imagine discord in the world coming from men once boys raised on rice pudding Erskine.

Are you up for a game of seven ball.

 
From Magazine Discussion / My Mother Was A Margarine Smuggler
Posted 4 Jul 14 01:10
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Did she use Bird Custard, wonderful stuff, mine made rice pudding with it.

Can you hear this over the screaming xylophones?

 
From Magazine Discussion / My Mother Was A Margarine Smuggler
Posted 29 Jun 14 23:59
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Is it just me or is there an image of the phantom of the opera in that peanut butter

 
From News Discussion / Isle of Wight News - The Island is shrinking!
Posted 18 Jun 14 22:59
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The US is shrinking as well, or are the people there getting larger. It all depends on one's perspective I imagine.

 
From News Discussion / Isle of Wight News - The Island is shrinking!
Posted 12 Jun 14 21:14
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No more room for tourists, wot?

 
From News Discussion / Man's Hangover 100 Times More Painful Than Wife Giving Birth
Posted 7 Jun 14 20:31
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Very good, but is this fiction?

 
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