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From News Discussion / Louisiana Crawfish Catches on Fast Regarding Festival Supposedly in His Honor
Posted 28 May 18 23:19
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Good work.

 
From News Discussion / Prince Charles to get single brain cell transplant
Posted 19 May 18 02:48
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Hmmmm . . .

 
From Magazine Discussion / Dick Gravy’s War Quiz
Posted 26 Apr 18 01:29
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Once our ally and saviour the rivers of dark gravy slowly turned on us. Instead of floating on it like corks and drinking our fill as we wished hungry or not the material of the gravy bit by but began coursing through our veins making us heavy and dulling our senses. Self-satisfied we did not see that gravy had become our master.

 
From News Discussion / Nashville Man Makes Yet Another Bad Decision
Posted 25 Apr 18 23:12
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Some personal truths may have led to this missive

 
From Magazine Discussion / Dick Gravy’s War Quiz
Posted 24 Apr 18 02:02
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After much trial and error by headquarters to supply the troops at the front with dried goods, tinned beef and tea heated with primus stoves it was decided to fill the trenches with gravy which provided both warmth and sustenance to men who then could fight without breaking for lunch. Gravy was our secret weapon and strategic advantage, dark brown and oily with drippings with men floating in it like Yorkshire puddings popping off enemy soldiers while picking their teeth before pie was served with coffee.

 
From General Discussion / Bathos
Posted 20 Apr 18 00:38
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Gesundheit!

 
From General Discussion / Bathos
Posted 17 Apr 18 01:06
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Not Bath house, bathos.

Try one.

 
From News Discussion / Do The Winter Olympics Suck Large Turds?
Posted 9 Apr 18 23:10
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Try going down the chimney and see if she gives you milk and cookies afterwards.

 
From General Discussion / Unworthy Knighthoods
Posted 8 Apr 18 22:51
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Sir Atcha Hotsauce

 
From News Discussion / Do The Winter Olympics Suck Large Turds?
Posted 8 Apr 18 03:27
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We could have an Invictus Games of sorts for writers, Harry wouldn't mind if we made the scene.

 
From General Discussion / Haiku, anybody?
Posted 8 Apr 18 02:43
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Drops of water
Fall from heaven
For you to have

 
From News Discussion / Do The Winter Olympics Suck Large Turds?
Posted 7 Apr 18 17:41
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A good read if you have no chores to do.

 
From General Discussion / Pallindromes
Posted 7 Apr 18 01:08
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vladchoc
@vladchoc
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Mar 1, 2016
Writing unintelligible word palindromes is my business and business is business and business my is palindromes word unintelligible writing.

 
From News Discussion / Hull City Get Algeria Player Kamel Ghilas
Posted 4 Apr 18 23:34
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Hmmmm, Farida's been masquerading for years as an old Englishman from Hull . . .

 
From News Discussion / Hull City Get Algeria Player Kamel Ghilas
Posted 4 Apr 18 23:34
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Hmmmm, Farida's been masquerading for years as an old Englishman from Hull . . .

 
From General Discussion / Prince Phillip Hospitalized for Hip Problem
Posted 4 Apr 18 01:03
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Perhaps he should wear skinny jeans and get a nose piercing

 
From General Discussion / Pseudopod Cartoons
Posted 31 Mar 18 18:24
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An elevated source of levity

 
From General Discussion / Facebook is Watching You
Posted 29 Mar 18 23:13
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. . . and you are doing all the work

 
From News Discussion / Man who voted Brexit still disappointed
Posted 28 Mar 18 02:06
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Will we still be able to get broadcasts of Croatian singers?

 
From General Discussion / Sideways Across Borneo
Posted 26 Mar 18 02:10
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No sniffing here I'm afraid, I was however smoking dried nettles in a Meerschaum pipe carved in the likeness of a sea serpent that shape shifted momentarily into a pacing bear made of vibrating purple and yellow lightning bolts.

 
From General Discussion / Sideways Across Borneo
Posted 25 Mar 18 01:30
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Tarry na tarry me Fenian sons
Strong shoulders lean hard
Ta man's work is all done,
At home mudder's breast feeds the child
Good fortune has won


 
From News Discussion / Julius Caesar gets attacked for eating sheep
Posted 12 Mar 18 02:58
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I have had this story related to me with a slightly different ending, the mirror was dangled over the sheep's head so it could see if the shepherd holding the pole was smiling.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 11 Mar 18 23:41
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Right, all true, so?

 
From General Discussion / Lord Palmerston's Favourite Song
Posted 11 Mar 18 18:07
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This is great, try R.L. Burnside

R.L.Burnside & Jon Spencer Blues Explosion - Shake'em On Down

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 10 Mar 18 17:39
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A cast of characters speaking these acronyms would make for a good storey.

 
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