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From General Discussion / Unlikely couples
Posted 4 Aug 15 23:11
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An armed debate on gun control, I would watch.




Quote: Jean Le Fete

Brilliant, that could solve the problem of having too many to fit in one debate!! Not to mention they're all ugly bastards.




Quote: victor nicholas

Instead of a debate they could have a shoot out, that seems like it would be within the constitution.


Quote: Ellie James

Rick Perry and Hulk Hogan....hmmm....You forget Rick Perry has a permit to carry a fire arm. He jogs with his gun in order to shoot the coyotes in the hill country where he jogs.

So, he wouldn't need Hulk Hogan to protect him.




 
From General Discussion / Unlikely couples
Posted 2 Aug 15 23:00
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Instead of a debate they could have a shoot out, that seems like it would be within the constitution.


Quote: Ellie James

Rick Perry and Hulk Hogan....hmmm....You forget Rick Perry has a permit to carry a fire arm. He jogs with his gun in order to shoot the coyotes in the hill country where he jogs.

So, he wouldn't need Hulk Hogan to protect him.


 
From General Discussion / Unlikely couples
Posted 2 Aug 15 02:06
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How about Rick Perry and Katy Perry, we need more candidates that wear fruit baskets on their heads.



Quote: Jean Le Fete

Speaking of unlikely couples who will different Democrat and Republican candidates choose for their running mates?:

Donald Trump and Sarah Palin - I figure she's his kind of gal, shoots from the hips, crass, stupid in a smart red-neck ignorant kind of way. Perfect match, would love to see them doing campaign stops together.

Rick Perry and Hulk Hogan - not sure why, but Hogan could threaten to beat the crap out of anyone making fun of Perry's foot in mouth disease...

Jeb Bush and Dan Quayle - Jeb needs someone he can look smarter than and I think you have to dig back a ways to really find one that worked for his Daddy.......


 
From News Discussion / Sticking Pins in Auntie
Posted 27 Jul 15 03:38
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I can't help but wonder if this was written to test the story review panel

 
From News Discussion / Trump Channels Barry White at Campaign Event
Posted 25 Jul 15 13:22
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Yes, it is a medical condition. Trump suffers from constipation, he starts his push from a distance.




Quote: Simon Saunders

Enjoyed this one. A bit mad but I like that.

Does anyone know why Trump does that pout? Is it a medical condition?


 
From General Discussion / You are never see that in Nigeria
Posted 24 Jul 15 21:10
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Not very clever for a robot

 
From News Discussion / Trump Channels Barry White at Campaign Event
Posted 21 Jul 15 02:19
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Kind of crazy I suppose but I liked it

 
From News Discussion / "Queen Not A Nazi," Says Unconvincing Palace Spokesman
Posted 19 Jul 15 01:33
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Her present wave is a bit more friendly

 
From News Discussion / Jeb _______ of the ______ Dynasty Announces His Bid for President
Posted 16 Jul 15 23:54
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If you ignore the Bush empire slant writing a story based on a recurring word left blank could be very amusining.

Challenge?

 
From News Discussion / Jeb _______ of the ______ Dynasty Announces His Bid for President
Posted 15 Jul 15 23:10
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This is a clever idea.

 
From News Discussion / The Dark Side of Premium Blenders
Posted 11 Jul 15 00:39
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This seems like a splendidly obtuse idea that an Elmore Leonard villain might entertain.

 
From News Discussion / The Spoof encrypts its news website
Posted 1 Jul 15 22:55
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Is this what the Acronym game is all about? Not a very secure system it seems, anybody can just blather about.

 
From News Discussion / Space Station will run out of toilet paper in five days as SpaceX rocket bombs on takeoff
Posted 30 Jun 15 03:54
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They can always use some of my stories if they run out.

 
From News Discussion / Star Trek Society President "Not Vulcan"
Posted 22 Jun 15 02:47
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Vulcan is a also a planet somewhere where young men do not do well on first dates

 
From News Discussion / Star Trek Society President "Not Vulcan"
Posted 19 Jun 15 02:27
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There is a town named Vulcan in Alberta, Nimoy visited.

 
From News Discussion / Kate Moss becomes a paleoanthropologist after an accident
Posted 14 Jun 15 23:27
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Yes, we need more early humans on the catwalk.

Paleontologists deserve to be working sitting down sipping a cool glass of white wine.

 
From News Discussion / Trees watch the Happening, and decide to "at least make allergy season sucky this year."
Posted 4 Jun 15 00:57
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Not enough tree stories I say

 
From News Discussion / 10 year old girl arrested after drawing hopscotch grid on the pavement outside her home
Posted 19 May 15 03:32
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Has it come to this?

 
From News Discussion / Man Walking Dog In Woods Doesn't Find Murder Victim
Posted 9 May 15 21:27
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Yes I am fond of that one as well.

 
From News Discussion / Man Walking Dog In Woods Doesn't Find Murder Victim
Posted 7 May 15 01:00
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A generally good story with a laugh or two

 
From News Discussion / Isle of Wight residents rejoice at opening of Food Bank on island
Posted 28 Apr 15 03:18
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Worthy of the Ventnor Blog

 
From News Discussion / Woman Looses Breast Implant In Vacuum Cleaner Mishap
Posted 27 Apr 15 02:53
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Such a strange idea, I suppose it could be a promo idea for Dyson

 
From News Discussion / Onion offers To Buy Out Spoof and Eliminate Embarrassing Satire
Posted 25 Apr 15 22:34
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He was a giant amongst his peers.

 
From General Discussion / Search for Jesus finds success in Central America
Posted 23 Apr 15 03:09
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I haven't got much beyond the headline on this one.

 
From News Discussion / Onion offers To Buy Out Spoof and Eliminate Embarrassing Satire
Posted 22 Apr 15 22:53
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Some punctuation, terrible typos, needs a rewrite.

 
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