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From News Discussion / Study finds "referring to yourself in third person" still most reliable way to get ahead in career
Posted 31 Mar 15 02:13
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Einstein demonstrated his theory that time could move backwards using a simple staple remover

 
From General Discussion / The "N" Word Comedy Sketch
Posted 30 Mar 15 12:06
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This is a good slogan for a cap, tee shirt, movie

 
From News Discussion / Man From Duck Dynasty With Silly Looking Beard Talks Utter Crap
Posted 28 Mar 15 00:41
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Nice percussive angry rhythm going on here.

 
From General Discussion / James Corden
Posted 26 Mar 15 03:28
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If Corden starts eating his guests ratings may suffer, or would they?


Quote: D P Whitehead

James Corden looks like Gary Barlow after he has eaten the rest of Boyzone.


 
From General Discussion / James Corden
Posted 25 Mar 15 23:24
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Corden is already on twice a day, late night and late afternoon.

Mus'nt sleep much.

 
From News Discussion / Stock photo model admits "My life isn't that exciting"
Posted 25 Mar 15 22:52
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Just a catalogue, thumbing through pages, getting up now and then to change the channel.



Quote: Erskin Quint

In the old days this would have been written about catalogue models. Then again, it wouldn't, as there would have been no internet, hence no Spoof in those days.

Isn't linear Time a killer?


 
From News Discussion / Stock photo model admits "My life isn't that exciting"
Posted 23 Mar 15 23:02
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As nice s on the supermodel, who could argue with that.


Quote: Erskin Quint

Ah, thank you Victor, ever the calm voice of reason in a turbulent time. Personally, for a plural, I would have opted for just putting an 's' on the end, but what do I know?


 
From General Discussion / 'Officials seize half a ton of radioactive sanitary pads'
Posted 21 Mar 15 22:55
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Does Godzilla have a girlfriend?

 
From General Discussion / The Spoof is Home to Funny Writers
Posted 21 Mar 15 00:02
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I agree with Erskine



Quote: Erskin Quint

I agree with Nick.


 
From News Discussion / Stock photo model admits "My life isn't that exciting"
Posted 20 Mar 15 22:47
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Erskin

I not certain about this but am willing to wager that a "call team" is the plural of super model. It is not in common use I believe due to the scarcity of young women of this category less so for groups of them of any number.



Quote: Erskin Quint


With the availability of stockphotos, you can have a cracking hot secretary, need a picture of a call team comprised of supermodels you can have that. How about a baby hedgehog with an apple stuck to its spines? It's all possible now thanks to the emergence of these stock sites.


"In most European countries, hedgehogs are believed to be a hard-working no-nonsense animal[citation needed]. This partially results from the folk belief that hedgehogs collect apples and mushrooms and carry them to their secret storage." (Wikipedia)

I have to say that my personal experience does not tally with any of this stuff about hedgehogs, as most of the hedgehogs I know are far from "hard-working no-nonsense". Yes, they collect mushrooms (magic ones I reckon, from the way they carry on). But I have never seen one with an apple on its spines.

Also, what is a "call team comprised of supermodels"?


 
From News Discussion / Stock photo model admits "My life isn't that exciting"
Posted 19 Mar 15 04:06
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Some good bits here

 
From News Discussion / Harriet Tubman to Replace George Washington on US Dollar Bill
Posted 12 Mar 15 17:20
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Satire is apparent

 
From News Discussion / Study finds "referring to yourself in third person" still most reliable way to get ahead in career
Posted 10 Mar 15 01:40
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A good observation Victor

 
From General Discussion / The Spoof is Home to Funny Writers
Posted 6 Mar 15 02:54
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Go on then!

 
From Magazine Discussion / My Mother Was A Margarine Smuggler
Posted 6 Mar 15 02:33
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A funny border crossing story I recall is that a young suspect was strip searched, told to bend over and spread his cheeks.

Eager to cooperate he bent over, placed his forefingers in the sides of his mouth and pulled his cheeks apart

 
From News Discussion / Canadian claims disability allowance after sprouting antlers
Posted 3 Mar 15 04:48
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Not really a disability if competing for a mate by head butting

 
From General Discussion / War on Terror
Posted 12 Jan 15 21:07
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This should be the US anti NRA ad

 
From General Discussion / War on Terror
Posted 10 Jan 15 14:21
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I guess guns are OK if you ride horses and wear a cowboy hat

 
From General Discussion / War on Terror
Posted 10 Jan 15 01:40
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Isn't this just a war on insanity with guns

 
From News Discussion / Several Members of John Kerry's Security Detail Drop Dead From Boredom
Posted 4 Jan 15 16:16
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Good title, terrorists beware!

 
From News Discussion / Christmas? Bah humbug! IS jihadis shoot down Santa's sleigh, take hostages
Posted 26 Dec 14 16:46
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Now we know where Lap dancing originated

 
From General Discussion / A Bill Cosby Christmas Special
Posted 19 Dec 14 01:50
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This has taken on a new meaning I suppose

 
From News Discussion / Jeb Bush Hopes To Become Second Dumbest President In Nation's History
Posted 18 Dec 14 00:03
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Great to have a brother make you look good like that.

Good story.



 
From News Discussion / Sorry Ladies, Charles Manson Is About to be Taken Off the Market
Posted 28 Nov 14 03:40
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If he had a pair of socks would be a bigamist?


Quote: D P Whitehead

It's great isn't it; Charles Manson gets a woman and my 46 year old brother, who lives at home with mum, still wanks into a sock.


 
From News Discussion / Sorry Ladies, Charles Manson Is About to be Taken Off the Market
Posted 26 Nov 14 00:25
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Great Headline

 
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