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From News Discussion / Chamone up for grabs
Posted 7 Jul 09 20:44
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Tough! I bid the 700 000 free points i got plus my original 200 points

700,200 points!

 
From News Discussion / Chamone up for grabs
Posted 7 Jul 09 20:14
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was that a rhetorical question? Because my momma didn't raise no fools.

I double my bid. 200points...

 
From News Discussion / Chamone up for grabs
Posted 7 Jul 09 20:08
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Quote: Morse


Quote: Henman

I bid 100 points




ONLY AFTER I SEE HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE....AS YOU ALL KNOW, WE'VE ALREADY BEEN FOOLED ONCE OVER HERE.....

MORSE


By who if i may ask?

 
From News Discussion / Chamone up for grabs
Posted 7 Jul 09 19:38
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I bid 100 points

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 7 Jul 09 09:04
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Ally loved Liam yesterday

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 6 Jul 09 21:33
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Erica ran into central America

 
From News Discussion / A Future without toilet paper
Posted 6 Jul 09 18:26
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Whiped my arse raw once trying to get it clean. Couldn't sit for days.

 
From General Discussion / Who is Chamone?
Posted 6 Jul 09 18:24
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i've got gloves!

 
From General Discussion / Who is Chamone?
Posted 6 Jul 09 18:00
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Quote: Chamone

Ok, I've said it before and I'll say it again: I am me! Honestly, you people are so suspicious of everybody aren't you?! I'm just enjoying having fun writing silly stuff and am grateful for all the people who have read and enjoyed my little mind -Ally


A likely story. Do you think everyone here was born on a friday? (People born on Fridays aren't the brightest bulbs)

 
From News Discussion / A Future without toilet paper
Posted 6 Jul 09 17:54
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Quote: Chamone

I think this is a funny story. I like stories like this. I gave you the top points for it. And I love your little baby picture. It is soooo cute -Ally


Oh Chamone. You may be 4 years older than me but i see a future.

Eat your hearts out guys!

 
From News Discussion / A Future without toilet paper
Posted 6 Jul 09 16:53
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Quote: Jalapenoman

Too bad Michael Jackson couldn't have lived to see this.


True...
Surely he would have enjoyed the feeling of metallic fingers whiping his arse

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 6 Jul 09 12:26
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Died: inevitable. Every day

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 Jul 09 19:56
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Good old Ozwald danced

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 Jul 09 13:38
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You own umbrellas?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 Jul 09 12:52
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Sadists always die in sad times sadly

 
From News Discussion / King Of Pop Dead
Posted 4 Jul 09 14:47
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Loved it.
"Coke was involved in scandal throughout his career. The most damaging claims involve children. He was said to damage their health by molesting their gums. He always denied these charges..."
Genius

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 4 Jul 09 14:14
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Spanish people aren't nice in summer heat

 
From General Discussion / Fake Jackson Footage
Posted 3 Jul 09 22:46
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noticed some of that too ( the nose)
and his dancing to be honest isnt exactly..."full of life" compare his other performances to the footage. Not even close

 
From General Discussion / Hear any good Michael Jackson jokes?
Posted 3 Jul 09 21:37
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An actual conversation between myself and my 5 year old brother.

Brother: Whos that on tv? Is it Michael Jackson
Me: Yes it is

Brother: I like the way he dances

Me: Yes, he dances real cool

Brother: can i ask you something?

Me: ok, what (getting irritated)

Brother: Is Michael Jackson a boy or a girl

Me: a boy...

Brother: but he doesnt look like a boy, he looks like a girl

Me: no he doesnt..(visibly upset)

Brother: yes he does. see he has long hair and he's wearing lipstick like mummy.

Me: (silence)

This was a very difficult conversation for me because i'm quite the MJ fan...oh well

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 3 Jul 09 21:25
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Students tricky, usually demanding enough. Never too sweet

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 3 Jul 09 16:33
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Spit provides internal texture

 
From General Discussion / Anyone interested in a new game?
Posted 30 Dec 08 12:12
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pleasure was the emotion felt...

 
From General Discussion / Anyone interested in a new game?
Posted 29 Dec 08 21:08
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Quote: Madame Bitters

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*Picture of boy licking lips* "Mmm I love asparatame"

*Camera fades out and choking is heard. Following is a loud thud*

 
From General Discussion / Anyone interested in a new game?
Posted 29 Dec 08 16:35
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I wake up! A pool of sweat surrounds my body. I reach for my playboy back to back edition for some comfort. Suddenly, my bed dissapears. I am back in the woods...

 
From General Discussion / Anyone interested in a new game?
Posted 29 Dec 08 15:44
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It was like a pump action gun waiting to shoot out a few more rounds. But just at pleasures peak, the nightmare began. She began to nibble on my manhood. But not in the nice, tingly way - instead in the 'now i'm gonna eat your penis' way. She was indeed a 'black widow'. My screams echo through the mountains...

 
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