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Wow, your hospitals are much better than ours!

The Germans have taken their obsession with the muppets to a very disturbing new level.

I hear in 2010 China will celebrate the year of the Monkey-Pig.

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Quote: Lucifer

Tom, I haven't read more than a couple of your articles. There really didn't seem much point after your 'Dysfunctional family...' piece caught my eye. It was unimaginative and excrutiatingly dull, both attributes which I imagine could equally apply to your good self.

It's probably best for you to stick to your ten second puppet shows for dim kids in future. I suspect that's where your true talent lies.

Have a nice day.

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That's the funniest thing you have written so far.

Lucifer, I have read your one article.

You are not funny.

Anyway, thanks so much for keeping the writers forums so busy the last few days.

Keep trying though. You talk a good game. Maybe some day your stories will be as interesting.

David Tennant is doing a great job. I hope he stays on the show for a long time.

Woodchipper.

I'd lay down some plastic sheets first.

I only vote in online polls that ask me if I vote in online polls.

I always say no.

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Quote: Jalapenoman

TJL,

You really ought to spoof this (since you started the thread). We've given you enough bad puns and ideas to make a story.

One more:

Was he first attracted to the table because she had a couple of nice pairs of legs?

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No, I'm going to pass on this one.

Although I have always thought my coffee table is just asking for it...

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Quote: myhat2u

I hear a bench warrant has been issued for the man's arrest.

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Good one!

Actually, I'm not sure if I want to make up stories like this:

Man Faces Charges for Having Sex With Picnic Table

Friday, March 28, 2008

Ohio police have arrested a man who was caught on tape allegedly having sex with a picnic table.

Art Price Jr., 40, of Bellevue, Ohio, was arrested after a neighbor videotaped him engaged sexually with the metal table, according to a report on FOX19.com.

Price was seen on four separate occasions, always between 10:30 a.m. and noon, having sex with the picnic table, Bellevue Police Capt. Matt Johnson told the TV station.

"The first video we had, he was completely nude," Johnson said, noting the table in question had a hole in the middle intended to hold an umbrella.

Price, a married father of three school-age kids, faces felony counts of public indecency because his house is near an elementary school, according to the report.

The table was probably asking for it.

Merry Christmas to everyone here at The Spoof.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to finish filling out my loan application so I can go buy a 300 dollar Christmas tree from the guy on the corner.

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Quote: marvin

ASSIGNMENT BOARD

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My stories all flow naturally from my inventive and fertile mind. Either that or I steal them by cut and paste from another web site.

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Hey! That's my idea!

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It's good to have you aboard, however I am not too familiar with your characters, apart from McDonalds that is.

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Yes, the articles I have posted have lots of New York references. I'm going to tone that down in future stories.

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Do you like badgers?

JB

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Depends on the sauce.

Hello Spoof. I've been posting some stories for a few weeks so i thought I would introduce myself.

I'm TJL, and I live in New York City. I heard about The Spoof.com on Howard Stern last month so I thought I would check things out.

I hope you like what I have to contribute.

Man, i should get a job writing form letters.