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From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 17 Jan 17 22:03
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"'Encyclopedia!' Name causes you concern. Learning or pedagogy excites distress, I'd affirm."

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 14 Jan 17 18:07
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Denmark exudes nuance, meaning and rarefied knowledge.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 12 Jan 17 20:21
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Heating economically at Thule in Northern Greenland.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 10 Jan 17 21:57
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Stated "Texas, Arkansas, Tennessee", even "Delaware".

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 10 Jan 17 21:55
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"Ladies are dolls", I elegantly stated.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 9 Jan 17 21:19
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"Stink! This incoherent nincompoop's kinked!"

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 6 Jan 17 20:52
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Zenith: eternal nonesuch in the heavens.

 
From News Discussion / Hull Set To Be Renamed 'Hell' As Part Of Tourism Drive
Posted 5 Jan 17 20:43
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Urinating up a wall?

I hope he had (a) flies' feet and/or (b) a good head for heights and/or (c) a good waterproof on.

Anyway, talking of sporty Ford Anglias, here's a lovely 1966 Ford Anglia Super




 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 Jan 17 20:34
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Efforts? Fuckin' fantastic, oh Roy! That's spoofbiz!

 
From News Discussion / Hull Set To Be Renamed 'Hell' As Part Of Tourism Drive
Posted 3 Jan 17 18:03
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This is the best kind of Cortina, I think:

Lotus Cortina

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 3 Jan 17 17:59
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Trinket (ring), iridescent, nicely kept, effulges (twinkles).

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 30 Dec 16 21:25
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Sinners imagine nice naughtinesses, eventually realise stupidity.

 
From General Discussion / Carrie Fisher
Posted 30 Dec 16 21:23
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Yes, Keith Richards, of course; living in the past, knackered and under the weather (me, not Keef) - he was Keith Richard for a while wasn't he?

Him and Charlie Watt, eh?

I think Keef might keel over if he ever stops playing

Congratulations on being Featured Writer by the way! What a period this is for you, what with Hull being the City of Culture, innit?



 
From General Discussion / Carrie Fisher
Posted 29 Dec 16 22:25
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I bet Keith Richard makes it OK.

 
From General Discussion / Carrie Fisher
Posted 29 Dec 16 22:25
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Everybody dies, it's just a matter of when.

Or is it?

In reality, nothing is born and nothing dies.

Or is it?

 
From News Discussion / Prisoner at Oregon State Penitentiary helps local murderer escape
Posted 29 Dec 16 22:24
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If it was Jamie Lee Curtis poop that makes you yogurt, that would be something.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 27 Dec 16 16:57
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Nephew, "entertaining" paedophile, hates every Wednesday.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 26 Dec 16 14:08
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Really elegant aristocratic ladies languish, yearning.

 
From News Discussion / Prisoner at Oregon State Penitentiary helps local murderer escape
Posted 24 Dec 16 10:51
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The newspapers say this, apparently:

The Sun

It's not clear from the report exactly who won.

I don't know if this helps jog your memory?

compliments of the season

EQ


Quote: victor nicholas

Erskin

This is now a dim memory perhaps due to the Slivovica, I believe the north won the war. What do the newspapers say.


Quote: Erskin Quint

You were in Ljubljana before the American Civil War? Tell me, was old Kropotkin still the Mayor then? Or had Krempff succeeded him by that time?



Quote: victor nicholas

I quite enjoy tripe when prepared well. I had a delicious dish with tomato sauce in Ljubljana called Vampi at a restaurant near Hotel Slon prior to the civil war. It was quite enjoyable.


Quote: Dr. Billingsgate

I didn't mind the names being vacuous and puerile, the f..king story should have never been approved. Anyone who would write such egregious tripe should have his credentials pulled. In fact, if I were a horse, I would personally horse whip the jackass who approved this story.

Other than that, as long as the story was based on an actual incident, the author deserves some credit for sociopathic plagiarism.

I hope I didn't hurt anyone's feelings.

Dr. B





 
From General Discussion / Happy Easter
Posted 23 Dec 16 20:25
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Eels, on the other hand (now I've got 2 slimy hands), were invented by an Albanian spaghetti-farmer, who wanted to combine his love of fish with his equally-intense fondness for stringy food.

 
From News Discussion / Prisoner at Oregon State Penitentiary helps local murderer escape
Posted 23 Dec 16 20:23
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As far as the story goes, it hasn't gone far enough away. Please take it away.

 
From News Discussion / Prisoner at Oregon State Penitentiary helps local murderer escape
Posted 23 Dec 16 20:21
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You were in Ljubljana before the American Civil War? Tell me, was old Kropotkin still the Mayor then? Or had Krempff succeeded him by that time?



Quote: victor nicholas

I quite enjoy tripe when prepared well. I had a delicious dish with tomato sauce in Ljubljana called Vampi at a restaurant near Hotel Slon prior to the civil war. It was quite enjoyable.


Quote: Dr. Billingsgate

I didn't mind the names being vacuous and puerile, the f..king story should have never been approved. Anyone who would write such egregious tripe should have his credentials pulled. In fact, if I were a horse, I would personally horse whip the jackass who approved this story.

Other than that, as long as the story was based on an actual incident, the author deserves some credit for sociopathic plagiarism.

I hope I didn't hurt anyone's feelings.

Dr. B



 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 22 Dec 16 22:03
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You often utter.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 18 Dec 16 21:12
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Youth often undermines true humility.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 15 Dec 16 21:56
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Gut underlies "tummy".

 
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