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Suck umbilical cords, kids!

Required: emu quills, unhealed ills, rare exotic daffodills.

Edibleness, dictionary indicates, betokens likely eatability, not edibility: super-subtle semiology!

Sidewinders, incidentally, don't eat well. In Nevada's deserts, every rattlesnake's skinny.

Grilling rendered iguana leathery; luscious iguana's never grilled.

Testified Ernst: "Sewing turnips in fields I evenly distribute".

Rubs up: bottom's shiny!

Yucky umbilicus could kill youngster.

Scotsman, Caledonian, offered the Spaniard muck and nettles.

Semicircular, elliptical motion. It circles in regular cycles. Unusually large and rutilant.

"Skulls, krakens', Ullric! Lo! Lyngbakr's skull!"

Yurts underly rotten turnip scenarios.

Yields increasing; Ecuadorian lassitude doesn't signify.

"Not 'Onion'? Truly?"

Good to see you, SFO. Compliments of the season.

'Aphrodisiacs? Prophylactic-hampered reproduction or dionysiac intercourse? Surely, it's a clear selection.'

Goring oxen regularly infest New Guinea.

Merry Christmas to you too.

Herring, erring, rearing, runs into Nazi Goring.

'Sheaves? How, eh? And velveteen? Egregious show-off!'

Shelves have elven leaves, velveteen elegant sheaves.

'Existence, Xerxes, is simply the essence. Not consciousness. Existence.'

'Estate', says Thomlinson, 'a Toyota estate'.

"Eritrea? Really? Is that really Eritrean architecture?"

State terrorised: a terrorised Eritrea.

Former writer and now lurker here.

If you are making a genuinely satirical effort - which I would have thought would be best aimed at the dangerous idiocy of the media and how ordinary and vulnerable people (as well as 'celebrities') are harmed by said media and their actions, then it might be worth writing about.

If it's just a joke cashing in on the headline, then I wouldn't do it.

You shouldn't mess with real tragedy, especially if you are just producing mediocre would-be satire.

This was a trashy 'prank' that served no good whatsoever. We can't know what this woman went through and shouldn't make cheap points about her because we don't know what we are talking about.

There's too much of this shite about in today's high-tech media-polluted culture. Now that might be worth satirising, if you are up to the task.

Atrocities: terror, rapine, other carnage involving the Irish Easter sectarians.