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From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 23 Jun 16 20:22
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Yoghurt of goats has undercoated Ronald's tongue.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 22 Jun 16 20:18
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Yoghurt? Oh, God! Harold's upset - runny tummy!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 19 Jun 16 16:25
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State: the anarchists' true enemy.

 
From General Discussion / National Sleep Foundation
Posted 19 Jun 16 16:21
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Ideal sponsors for the message board.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 15 Jun 16 20:22
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Status, that awful tradition, underlies stasis.

Yup, previous effort was woeful. Must have been distracted by all the activity on here.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 1 Jun 16 20:28
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You offer indulgences.

 
From General Discussion / Why The Success Ratio Of Doomsday Prophecies Is So Low
Posted 1 Jun 16 17:35
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What about the hippopotamus?

From Bertrand Russell's obituary of Ludwig Wittgenstein:


Quite at first I was in doubt as to whether he was a man of genius or a crank, but I very soon decided in favour of the former alternative. Some of his early views made the decision difficult. He maintained, for example, at one time that all existential propositions are meaningless. This was in a lecture room, and I invited him to consider the proposition: " There is no hippopotamus in this room at present ". When he refused to believe this, I looked under all the desks without finding one; but he remained unconvinced.


 
From General Discussion / Why The Success Ratio Of Doomsday Prophecies Is So Low
Posted 29 May 16 21:41
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Quote: Dr. Billingsgate

Other than the Mayans, no one has ever successfully predicted the end of the world. Why?


What is the world? What do you mean by its end?

 
From General Discussion / FIFA's a lot of arresting and accepted bold modes
Posted 27 May 16 20:16
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Perhaps an intellectual hoe-down. An orgy of symbolic logic.

 
From General Discussion / Why The Success Ratio Of Doomsday Prophecies Is So Low
Posted 27 May 16 20:14
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Because it hasn't ended?

 
From General Discussion / FIFA's a lot of arresting and accepted bold modes
Posted 26 May 16 20:04
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Quote: bobgull


With Pro Clubs no best on 'old-gen' consoles and alms beneath and beneath anniversary year, I absolutely anguish that it will not accomplish fifa 16 xbox 360 coins at all.



Me too old fruit.

 
From General Discussion / My new supermarket
Posted 26 May 16 20:00
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Quote: Dr. Billingsgate

Please provide financials with full disclosure regarding Panama money laundering operations.

Dr. B


Dear Sir,

I run a Panama hat laundering operation, and we may be interested in investing in your venture. Please reply with forth or forthwith, for a full statement of particulars, and I will instruct my solicitor to instruct your solicitor to provide full instructions on how to contact your legal representative.

Acme Panama Hat Laundering Inc.

"Home of the squeaky clean crown"

 
From General Discussion / Trivets
Posted 26 May 16 19:46
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Quote: victor nicholas

Are special trivets made to protect trivets, a trivet protector of sorts?


How marvellous. Reminds me of the idea that the universe is carried on the back of a giant cosmic turtle.

"What's under the turtle?"

"You can't get me like that. I happen to know it's turtles all the way down."

So perhaps it's trivets all the way. Perhaps it's a matter of an infinite regress of trivets protecting trivets.

Trivets to the power of infinity.

In fact, there is nothing outside of trivets.

More to the point:

Outside of a book, a dog is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.



 
From General Discussion / FIFA's a lot of arresting and accepted bold modes
Posted 26 May 16 19:37
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And is cerebration what they have in Tokyo when they are happy about something?

 
From General Discussion / FIFA's a lot of arresting and accepted bold modes
Posted 26 May 16 19:36
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I wish that promised 11v11 Apple Cup to be advertisement on Twitch to hundreds of bags of aflame FIFA fans.


Joyous! Joycean! Genius!

That's the best thing I have ever read on The Spoof.

I'll have a dozen bags of those aflame FIFA fans please coalman.




 
From General Discussion / The Truth About Hovering
Posted 26 May 16 19:30
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Hovering is an anagram of gvnerohi. However, it would not be correct to say that gvnerohi is a hovering of anagram.

 
From General Discussion / My new supermarket
Posted 30 Apr 16 19:05
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I'm intrigued by the canon stocked with explosives. Is he a Christian suicide bomber?



 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 22 Apr 16 20:47
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Socks! Oh, Corsican knee socks!

 
From General Discussion / Selling Zeppelins Door to Door
Posted 21 Apr 16 21:16
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New Reality Show: Pimp My Blimp

 
From General Discussion / Selling Zeppelins Door to Door
Posted 20 Apr 16 12:36
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Actually just checked the stocks & shares -

Zeppelins are falling....

 
From General Discussion / Possets
Posted 18 Apr 16 20:12
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Just the thing of a cold Spring evening. A varnished tallboy, an aspidistra, and a lemon posset. What better way to undertake the entertainer. Sorry, entertake the undertainer. I mean, entertain the undertaker.

Anyway, possets are in.

 
From General Discussion / Books That We've Recently Read
Posted 18 Apr 16 20:04
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Just started in on a great one. "Shooting for the Stars". It's a fictionalised account of the Eskimo mission to get a man on the moon. Their biggest issue was food. Whale blubber was off, due to the air pressures. The struggle of the hero, Atkanartok, to convince the Eskimo Prime Minister Ilialuiktok to let him take an aquarium up so they could have fresh fish, fills 2500 riveting pages. Can Atkanartok make it to the moon and back before the dastardly Deniogii steals his girl Yakone? Who will feed his seal while he is away? Will it ever stop snowing? These and a host of other dilemmas make "Shooting for the Stars" the best Eskimo moon landing novel I have ever read.

 
From General Discussion / Selling Zeppelins Door to Door
Posted 18 Apr 16 19:44
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Count me in, I'll take a dozen to go and see how that sits.

Throw in a striped bib and tucker and I'm yours to the rattle.

Have you looked at territories yet? If not, I'll take the Highlands and Islands of Scotland and the Oklahoma panhandle. I'm currently living on a Chinese junk in the Azores, so I'm handy for those.

While we're on that theme, have you researched the Albanian markets? I hear tell they're ripe for the plucking when it comes to inflatables.

 
From General Discussion / Trivets
Posted 17 Apr 16 19:31
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Anyway, trivets are so last season. You heard it here first.

 
From General Discussion / Trivets
Posted 17 Apr 16 19:20
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Who said anything about information?

 
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