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From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 11 Feb 09 08:29
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Afoot flattens out Ostritch toes!

 
From News Discussion / Coronation Street To End In 2010
Posted 10 Feb 09 22:12
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Yep very funny Dunc! 5*

I agree - every character has been married at least twice, had affairs various times, changed gender, killed someone, spent time in Jail, wheelchair-bound, they're all the same.

As Mark said it would be funny if they cross pollinated - anyone for Edna Birch (Emmerdale)

This might be lost on those poor 'Mericans who have never seen quality, long-lasting soap.


~IS~

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 10 Feb 09 17:53
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dinning in 'Naughty Nell's' is not gratifying!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 10 Feb 09 13:21
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tones of noise emit sound

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 10 Feb 09 12:11
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sequence ejaculation: queer, unethical, extra non-curriclar entertainment

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 9 Feb 09 21:48
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experimenting xylophone players emit raucus, incomprehensible musical etudes not tuned into new glockenspiel

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 9 Feb 09 21:12
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Stare theoretically at retinal experimenting.

 
From General Discussion / I'm sure one or two might like to try this
Posted 9 Feb 09 21:00
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Perhaps they're looking for clean, but humourous ditties; I can't think of any

The nearest I can get is one I read as a boy in toilets at Dawlish Warren in Devon in 1973.

It went:

It's no use jumping on the seat,
The crabs in here can jump six feet.

And if you think that that is high,
Then go next door, the Buggers fly!



At that age I thought crabs were just small sea creatures! Also bear in mind that Dawlish Warren is a seaside village.

I thought it was funny anyway.


~IS~


 
From General Discussion / I'm sure one or two might like to try this
Posted 9 Feb 09 19:52
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There are one or two who may qualify - JB? Bucksheatbutt? Victor Nicholas?

Toilet Poets wanted

Any ideas?

~IS~

 
From General Discussion / Whoops!
Posted 9 Feb 09 16:29
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Quote: Monkey Woods


Quote: IN SEINE

So can you prove your a Muslim?




How, exactly, is this done?

By the way, what does "your a Muslim?" mean?

Can you prove you're insane? More to the point, can you prove you're not? What can you prove?

Can you prove it?


Tell me what are the seven pillars of the Muslim faith?

Your a Muslim means I've forgotten to add an apostrophe and an 'e' on the end. ('Your'e' - is that better?)

I am In Seine (see you make spelling mistakes too!)

I can prove a loaf of bread.

Are you English and did you convert from the faith of your parents or were they born Muslims too?

~IS~



 
From General Discussion / Whoops!
Posted 9 Feb 09 15:38
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Quote: Monkey Woods


Quote: IN SEINE

Somebody said you were a Muslim.......is that right?




Yes.

What's an II?


So can you prove your a Muslim?

Are you English?

Did you convert from another faith?

Just interested (call it research for my 200th story)

~IS~

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 9 Feb 09 12:32
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NUDE EDITOR'S ELECTRONIC DEVICE (Mark Lowton bought one from Maplins!)

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 8 Feb 09 21:43
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strangeness to rub a Nigerian's gonads excessively, non-erotically stimulates sensation

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 8 Feb 09 20:29
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Super-charged ion evolution not called evidence

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 8 Feb 09 19:10
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Explode xylophone playing lovers of doctor einstein

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 8 Feb 09 18:20
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indecent donkeys explode!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 8 Feb 09 17:21
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Sensations encourage no sweet aspartame takers in one night stands

 
From News Discussion / Michael Jackson's kids not abused in the slightest
Posted 8 Feb 09 16:22
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Quote: Skoob1999

And you're gonna be numero uno?

Think not.

Enjoy anyway.

Monkey's shitting himself.

Best REGARDS

Skoob


Monkey doesn't want you broadcasting that he's inccontinent.

He's run out of bog roll and can't get to the shops.

~IS~

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 8 Feb 09 16:15
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Lesbians emit sex beams in all nigt sessions

 
From News Discussion / Namnlös Man's Skrivmaskinen Äga vid Abba
Posted 8 Feb 09 12:17
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Quote: Monkey Woods

I tried to do one like this in Chinese during the Olympics, but when I published the story, there were 'major discrepancies' in the text.


What? You propabry used words that contained lots of 'Ls' and 'Rs' like Ross and lovely.

It must have been 'rost in transration'

~IS~

 
From News Discussion / Clarkson Makes An Apology... Again!
Posted 8 Feb 09 11:52
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Is this funny or not? I need to know because I might leave.

Only honest comments will be welcome and anything you say may be taken down and given in evidence and used against YOU.

~IS~

 
From General Discussion / Whoops!
Posted 8 Feb 09 11:23
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Quote: Monkey Woods

Hull.

Does that make me illegal?




No

Not yet...

The EU have plans to repatriate you. Sorry it's out of my hands!

~IS~

 
From General Discussion / Whoops!
Posted 8 Feb 09 10:01
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Quote: Monkey Woods


Quote: IN SEINE

Somebody said you were a Muslim.......is that right?




Yes.

What's an II?


II = Illegal Immigrant

So where are you from then?

~IS~

 
From News Discussion / Gordon Brown: 'My battle with Bulimia'
Posted 7 Feb 09 21:26
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Quote: Antonio Caldera

New writer here.. hello!

I'll be finding my feet for a long while but I've posted up a few stories to be going on with to try to gauge what works and what doesn't.

This story was flagged with:
Stop - Warning
The story you are trying to access may cause offense, may be in poor taste, or may contain subject matter of a graphic nature.

Is there a decency line that I need to learn?


My first one was about Florists being serial killers Florists suspect serial killers

Can't understand the thought behind it unless I get hit by a bunch of rabid roses or violent violets!

Mr Lowton is very protective of his writers yer know?

~IS~

 
From News Discussion / Gordon Brown: 'My battle with Bulimia'
Posted 7 Feb 09 21:09
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Quote: Antonio Caldera

So I need to try harder?

Perhaps I need to come up with the inside story on Tony Blair and the well hung camel?


I think someone's already done that one about Cherie!

~IS~

 
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