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From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 15 Feb 09 16:49
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Quote: Mister Meaner

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On your 'period'? Meaner


~IS~


 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 14 Feb 09 22:31
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toad or a donkey?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 14 Feb 09 22:29
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night in great horny toad

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 14 Feb 09 22:28
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session ejaculates sexy six in one night!

Hey... it is Valentine's day!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 14 Feb 09 22:21
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groans ruin our afternoon nookie session

 
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Posted 14 Feb 09 22:18
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Kneeling nuns emit ecstatic, loud, incoherent, noisy, groans

 
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Posted 14 Feb 09 17:19
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Taste aspapartame saturated, toasted enchiladas

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 14 Feb 09 16:28
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Yogurts often give understandable ripe turd stains

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 12 Feb 09 08:29
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Shit, hole in trousers!

 
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Posted 12 Feb 09 08:28
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Distress is temporary remorse - evacuates serious shit!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 11 Feb 09 08:29
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Afoot flattens out Ostritch toes!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 10 Feb 09 17:53
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dinning in 'Naughty Nell's' is not gratifying!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 10 Feb 09 13:21
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tones of noise emit sound

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 10 Feb 09 12:11
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sequence ejaculation: queer, unethical, extra non-curriclar entertainment

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 9 Feb 09 21:48
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experimenting xylophone players emit raucus, incomprehensible musical etudes not tuned into new glockenspiel

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 9 Feb 09 21:12
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Stare theoretically at retinal experimenting.

 
From General Discussion / I'm sure one or two might like to try this
Posted 9 Feb 09 21:00
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Perhaps they're looking for clean, but humourous ditties; I can't think of any

The nearest I can get is one I read as a boy in toilets at Dawlish Warren in Devon in 1973.

It went:

It's no use jumping on the seat,
The crabs in here can jump six feet.

And if you think that that is high,
Then go next door, the Buggers fly!



At that age I thought crabs were just small sea creatures! Also bear in mind that Dawlish Warren is a seaside village.

I thought it was funny anyway.


~IS~


 
From General Discussion / I'm sure one or two might like to try this
Posted 9 Feb 09 19:52
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There are one or two who may qualify - JB? Bucksheatbutt? Victor Nicholas?

Toilet Poets wanted

Any ideas?

~IS~

 
From General Discussion / Whoops!
Posted 9 Feb 09 16:29
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Quote: Monkey Woods


Quote: IN SEINE

So can you prove your a Muslim?




How, exactly, is this done?

By the way, what does "your a Muslim?" mean?

Can you prove you're insane? More to the point, can you prove you're not? What can you prove?

Can you prove it?


Tell me what are the seven pillars of the Muslim faith?

Your a Muslim means I've forgotten to add an apostrophe and an 'e' on the end. ('Your'e' - is that better?)

I am In Seine (see you make spelling mistakes too!)

I can prove a loaf of bread.

Are you English and did you convert from the faith of your parents or were they born Muslims too?

~IS~



 
From General Discussion / Whoops!
Posted 9 Feb 09 15:38
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Quote: Monkey Woods


Quote: IN SEINE

Somebody said you were a Muslim.......is that right?




Yes.

What's an II?


So can you prove your a Muslim?

Are you English?

Did you convert from another faith?

Just interested (call it research for my 200th story)

~IS~

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 9 Feb 09 12:32
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NUDE EDITOR'S ELECTRONIC DEVICE (Mark Lowton bought one from Maplins!)

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 8 Feb 09 21:43
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strangeness to rub a Nigerian's gonads excessively, non-erotically stimulates sensation

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 8 Feb 09 20:29
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Super-charged ion evolution not called evidence

 
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Posted 8 Feb 09 19:10
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Explode xylophone playing lovers of doctor einstein

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 8 Feb 09 18:20
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indecent donkeys explode!

 
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