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From News Discussion / Wimbledon 2009 Drama As Queue Stretches Around The Corner
Posted 22 Jun 09 13:30
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Quote: victor nicholas

Welcome back Monkey and ~IS~.

Vacationing together?


you never know, we might be the same people!

~IS~

 
From News Discussion / Wimbledon 2009 Drama As Queue Stretches Around The Corner
Posted 22 Jun 09 11:35
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Quote: Skoob1999

A hearty welcome back Monkey Woods.

Where the hell have you been?

We missed you.

Your rather creepy number one fan. (Ever read 'Misery' by Stephen King?)

Skoob.


Prison?

+ if I wasn't such a crappy shot, I wouldn't have missed you!



~IS~

 
From General Discussion / Interesting Prison Name...
Posted 18 May 09 21:56
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Quote: victor nicholas


Quote: Monkey Woods


Quote: victor nicholas

Looks like Monkey has taken over as the FO fool for the week,


What's the FO fool, Victor?


It's the fool that can't think of anything more clever to say other than something you can teach a parrot.


fashion... That's it

you can't teach a parrot fashion!

~IS~

 
From General Discussion / Interesting Prison Name...
Posted 18 May 09 11:40
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Quote: Monkey Woods

I never call Tiger Woods, ever. I've told him "No more!" after that last incident.

What are you on about, Trev?

And in any case, Monkey Woods was around a long time before Tiger Woods was.

So 'oppit!


More to the point, what are you on about?

Furthermore, what is this last incident?

~IS~

 
From News Discussion / Immigrants Find a New Way of Coming in to Britain: Is It Legal?
Posted 18 May 09 11:35
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Strange?

I think not in this climate!

Just think some of these babies will grow up into politicians and claim more expenses!

~IS~

 
From General Discussion / Interesting Prison Name...
Posted 17 May 09 20:19
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Quote: Monkey Woods

BBC reports:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8049187.stm

But who named the jail? Look at the map, top left.

Trevor?


Duh... it's like you calling Tiger Woods!

~IS~

 
From News Discussion / Swine flu vaccine 'not to be given to vegetarians'
Posted 28 Apr 09 14:30
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Quote: Monkey Woods


Yes, I agree.

"Live by the sword..." brilliant!

5*


or even...

"Live by the pork sword..."

~IS~

 
From News Discussion / Swine flu vaccine 'not to be given to vegetarians'
Posted 28 Apr 09 12:45
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Makes absolute sense!

Five stars


~IS~

 
From News Discussion / Bob The Builder Jumps On Pirate Bandwagon
Posted 28 Apr 09 12:34
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Nice one! Five stars

I always wondered if Mark Lowton was trading our ideas to terrorists - now we know!

~IS~

 
From General Discussion / Who do you think is the WORST role model?
Posted 12 Mar 09 23:09
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This seems to be a new addition because I have never seen a forum user being allowed to write on to a forum before! This has been previously not allowed.

Perhaps Chiquitita (who has just registered today) is testing a new device?

Furthermore, I love the scrolling headlines on the front page!

BTW what is a role model?

Is it one who rolls over a lot?

~IS~

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 28 Feb 09 22:22
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trap rogue aspartame partaker!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 28 Feb 09 22:19
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shaft has a 'fly trap'

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 28 Feb 09 22:18
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lessons elicit supersonic streamlining of nasal shaft

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 28 Feb 09 22:13
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school classes have occasional oral lessons

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 28 Feb 09 22:10
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Students think up dumb, elementary naval training school

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 26 Feb 09 18:31
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elephant loses elephant pyjama hunt: alas no trunk!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 26 Feb 09 18:22
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Hydrocodone: yellow droplets resemblant of cum on dick of new elephant!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 25 Feb 09 19:20
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star turns actress raunchy

 
From General Discussion / Obama's more proper title
Posted 25 Feb 09 17:26
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Who's Obama?

Who's John Lennon?

Is he more famous than Jesus?


only asking...

~IS~

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 25 Feb 09 17:22
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sheep have endearing, electric, protons

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 25 Feb 09 17:19
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circles in roundabouts contain live electric sheep

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 25 Feb 09 17:17
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eccentric contraptions contain elements not tested, round in circles

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 25 Feb 09 17:13
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Me? eccentric?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 25 Feb 09 17:12
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scrotum contains round, ovoid, testicles under me

 
From General Discussion / What's in a name?
Posted 25 Feb 09 17:05
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Quote: queen mudder

SNIP:
What do you call some of the most unlucky people in Britain?
Justin Case, Barb Dwyer and Stan Still. ............
Joining them on the list are Terry Bull, Paige Turner, Mary Christmas and Anna Sasin.

'Most unfortunate names' revealed

I'd add Mike Hunt (say it quickly) ...


'Norma Snockers' was my favourite!

(sadly she is banned from the forums for pulling Monkey Wood's pigtails or putting Marmite on Mark Lowton's moustache)

I like Roy Turse too! (not in a sexual way!)

Anyone remember "Roger the Cabinboy" off "Captain Pugwash"?



~IS~

 
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