All times are GMT

Forum Home / Forum posts by IN SEINE


43 Pages - «« « 22 23 [24] 25 26 » »»
From News Discussion / Nice little NHS earner as human placentas sold to dog food cannery
Posted 20 May 08 20:59
Message

Quote: Duncan Whitehead

It was definitely golf.

I have a great memory. I am sure it was golf - him and a few friends were catching a ferry over - you were going to meet him on a Monday night at six 'o' clock.

Where is the thread?

I am sure it was golf.

Is there a golf course near you? Or a river/lake/pond?

We need to get to the bottom of this.

I am fixated by it.

Was it fishing or golf?

I need to know...NOW!!

Duncan


Dunc,

You're quite right.

Thread is tiki murphy page 3

quote: "Four of us are actually coming over to play golf and sup some of the black stuff!"

Perhaps he's still looking for his balls!


NICE


~IS~

 
From News Discussion / Nice little NHS earner as human placentas sold to dog food cannery
Posted 20 May 08 20:36
Message

Quote: Duncan Whitehead

He went to play golf not fish.

If I recall that crazy day of accusations and clandestine meetings that were never fulfilled.

Mark's going away for the weekend.

I am glad. I think it will do everyone a world of good - we all need to review are attitudes to each other - we should be nicer to each other.


I totally agree, Dunc!

NICE


~IS~

 
From News Discussion / Nice little NHS earner as human placentas sold to dog food cannery
Posted 20 May 08 18:58
Message

Quote: Fergus McCarthy

Where is the happy traveller?

He cant still be fishing.



He must have caught something....

SEEDY

~IS~

 
From News Discussion / Ruper Grint Comes Over A Little Queer
Posted 20 May 08 18:39
Message

Quote: Sophie Jayne

I really want to speak to the apparent friend of Rupert Grint, because if he knows the ginger one he will he has to know Daniel and that could be my way in.


If you were to buy MY denim jacket from me for £25, THAT could be your way in!

Knock on his door and tell him you found it on a bus - at least he won't have to wear that Duran Duran suit anymore - he might even show you his gratitude!

~IS~

 
From News Discussion / Ruper Grint Comes Over A Little Queer
Posted 20 May 08 18:03
Message

Quote: Duncan Whitehead

Just in case you all missed it - last night me and Ferg were here and someone called 'RupertGrintisNOTgay' joined and posted claiming that Rupert wasn't gay.

No one said he was. They said they were a friend of Rupert's and offended by one of Norton Folgate's stories (which one I don't know).

Hence this story.

He had some harsh words to say about a few of you. QM, JMan, Jesus Budda, Nickfun, Buckswheat, Sophie, Me, Ferg, Norton, Inseinne, Jill The Shill, Gnarly, Henman, Sophie, Justinisfit, spazzledazzle, Monkey Woods, Carina, Simon Cockle, Warren Redlich, Tragic Bunny, Scott Nairns, Scottthedot, SamIam, Stoker, Steddyeddy, Matwil and Jean Le Fete. And others.

He or she said some horrible things. Nasty. Very rude. I am glad most of you were sleeping and missed the attack on you.

But I gave him what for didn't I Ferg?

I went for him and told him you were all good and great writers didn't I Ferg? Defended you ALL I did. Individually. Highlighted your good points I did.

Unfortunately the post and my defence of my friends has gone.

But I was there for you all.

Hence the story.

Revenge. A dish best served in pyrex.

The post has since been deleted (Thank God! It was pure evil).

In case you wondering why I wrote this trash.

Just so you know. I won't sit by and read bad words about you guys.

No way.


I bet you've got a copy of that deleted thread in your lunchbox

~IS~

 
From News Discussion / Ruper Grint Comes Over A Little Queer
Posted 20 May 08 16:47
Message

Quote: Sophie Jayne

Daniel Radcliffe doesn't wear denim jackets, he is far too classy for that.

But still 5*.


AW BUGGER!!

I've just bought a denim jacket worn by DanRad on ebay for £34 - I've been conned!!!!!

~IS~

 
From News Discussion / Nice little NHS earner as human placentas sold to dog food cannery
Posted 20 May 08 16:40
Message

Quote: queen mudder

Nah, the canary gets something far more seedy...



The seediest thing I can think of is...

GORDON BENNET

~IS~

 
From News Discussion / Nice little NHS earner as human placentas sold to dog food cannery
Posted 20 May 08 14:56
Message
Umbilical even!

I bet that's what you feed you Canary on?

5* of sickness

~IS~

 
From General Discussion / Lady Godivas ride naked through London
Posted 20 May 08 14:49
Message
I don't know, but your new avatar is cool!

Suits you sir - THE BACK END OF A HORSE

~IS~

Yes, we've heard the Jar Jar Binks story four times already!

 
From News Discussion / Same Sex marriage legalised
Posted 19 May 08 12:34
Message
5* STD

BTW How are your haggises?

Has my mother-in-law caught you yet- as far as I know HR is still in Scotland!

She knows all there is to know about same-sex!


~IS~

 
From General Discussion / gREETINGS
Posted 18 May 08 14:24
Message
Gary Glitter - he's a loser...AND he likes little girls too!

~IS~

 
From News Discussion / UK Inflation Set To Spiral Madly Out Of Control - Could Ruin Xmas, Says Office of National Statistics
Posted 18 May 08 13:15
Message

Quote: Monkey Woods

Is anybody feeling the effects of this yet? I'm just waiting for the housing market to collapse, and then I can move in and snap up a property for a knock-down price. Is this immoral of me?


Monkey,

I have an outside toilet that needs demolishing - you an have that for a knock down price if you like!

I'll even throw in half a toilet roll and a used bog brush.


~IS~

 
From General Discussion / gREETINGS
Posted 18 May 08 12:17
Message
Hey Soapy,

I thought you knew everything there is to know about Radders?

It is well known that Ricardo Mendoza is the pen-name of Daniel Radcliffe. He often writes on here and is indeed kool.

I would suggest you strike up a relationship with him before carina does!


~IS~

 
From News Discussion / Entire Sixth Form Expelled for being on Grass
Posted 14 May 08 17:18
Message

Quote: Mark Lowton

What I want to know is where they got the turf.

Nice parody btw


Silly me!

They called in 'THE LAWN ARRANGER'

~IS~

 
From News Discussion / Entire Sixth Form Expelled for being on Grass
Posted 14 May 08 14:30
Message

Quote: Mark Lowton

What I want to know is where they got the turf.

That stuff ain't cheap, unless they nicked it off the playing fields.

Surely someone would've noticed them?!

Nice parody btw


TURF ACCOUNTANTS?

 
From News Discussion / Next Seasons English Premier League will consist of Only 4 Teams
Posted 14 May 08 08:54
Message
5* JB

Very Funny. Obviously it was one of deleted club fans who got jealous and gave you 1*

It's getting warm here,
I smell burning!!

Daddy, Daddy!

What are they doing to you?

~IS~

 
From General Discussion / god is imaginary. com
Posted 13 May 08 20:30
Message

Quote: Jesus Budda
I always wanted my own religion. The cult of Jesus Budda. What should I call the religion? Jubbism? Buja's? Has to have the Jesus and Budda bit in it but not sound too much like those other religions.

JB


JUBBA THE HUT


~IS~

 
From News Discussion / A-Team defend outsourcing decision
Posted 13 May 08 20:13
Message

Quote: ScottThe Dot

It's amazing the ideas you get when watching bad TV


Bob the Builder, or Vision On?

 
From News Discussion / DTI admits HR is a bogus discipline
Posted 13 May 08 18:08
Message
Furthermore, ScottThe Dot, Helen Reynolds is my mother-in-law and she would like to know how you found out about her?

She is rather angry and needs to be restrained and gagged.

She keeps ranting "Haggis-tossing whistleblower!"

Just a word of warning: delete the story - she's caught the overnight train to Aberdeen - be careful tomorrow.

~IS~

 
From News Discussion / A-Team defend outsourcing decision
Posted 13 May 08 17:48
Message
5* from one crazy fool to another

~IS~

 
From General Discussion / Tony moves into number 11
Posted 11 May 08 22:39
Message

Quote: Stoker

Apparently Prescott urged the PM to sack the cat, but Cherry would not agree, however by coincidence the cat disappeared. The story is, according to my mate (the milkman) that the pussy was deported because it was part Persian and is now working as a forum user on My Space. It is completely speculation that Prescott ate the cooking fat




Well... my mate (also a milkman) reckons that the cat was a Burmese!

Pressa had a dose of 'Burmese Bulimia' - a rare tropical disease. Didn't want to bring this isssue up, but Pressa did.

~IS~

 
From General Discussion / Tony moves into number 11
Posted 11 May 08 11:29
Message

Quote: carina-eta

Hello Stoker,
Did Tony and Cherie still have the cat? I had my suspicions about that cat.


Cherie still has her pussy and Tony has his - but I don't know anything about the cat

~IS~

 
From News Discussion / Sexual epidemic sweeps the UK! Queen goes into hiding!
Posted 10 May 08 17:06
Message

Quote: BuckwheatsButt

What the heck is a haggis?????? Is it like more than one mother-in-law?


Haggis: a traditional pudding made of the heart, liver, etc., of a sheep or calf, minced with suet and oatmeal, seasoned, and boiled in the stomach of the animal.

It's very nice - a bit like monkey brains, but crunchier!

~IS~


 
From General Discussion / Tonights Entertainment.
Posted 10 May 08 13:41
Message
Star Wars: The Phantom Menace!

MEESA THE STAR!

~IS~

 
From News Discussion / Sexual epidemic sweeps the UK! Queen goes into hiding!
Posted 10 May 08 13:32
Message
Hey Buck,

Get your facts straight, it's the Welsh who are into (and out of) sheep.

The Scots are more into 'Haggis Tossing!'

~IS~

 
43 Pages - «« « 22 23 [24] 25 26 » »»
Any opinions expressed here are purely the opinions of the contributors and are not necessarily the opinions of The Spoof, its staff or the original writer of the spoof news/parody/satire story.

Go to top

Who is online?

There are 3 registered users currently online: 2 are active , 1 is currently inactive .

Users online:


Profile Featured Writer

Farida Benamar
Farida Benamar
Joined: 17 July 2008
Stories Written: 32

Go to top ^