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From News Discussion / Ginger Prince in frontline duties shock
Posted 4 Jun 08 14:51
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This story is written by a schoolkid and is pure drivel.

Points whore!

~IS~

 
From News Discussion / Shergar Found After Royal Mail Issues Horse Stamps
Posted 3 Jun 08 11:56
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carina,
This story had me laughing untill I was hoarse

~IS~

 
From News Discussion / Shergar Found After Royal Mail Issues Horse Stamps
Posted 3 Jun 08 11:45
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Quote: Monkey Woods

Brilliant!

Did I forget to tell you all, Carina-eta is my mum?


I already knew that - because I happen to be carina-eta's brother.

I didn't want to admit it because people were calling me a 'Monkey's Uncle'.

~IS~

 
From General Discussion / It's funny coz it's true
Posted 31 May 08 14:29
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Quote: queen mudder

British holidaymaker wins compensation because his hotel was full of Germans
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1023098/British-holidaymaker-wins-compensation-hotel-Germans.html

Shades of Basil Fawlty....


... and ALLO ALLO!

~IS~

 
From General Discussion / Why do gangstaz play dominoes?
Posted 30 May 08 08:58
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Quote: Stoker

Why do gangstaz play dominoes?

You get more money for doing a gig at Dominoes, Pizza Hut have very low rates


They've got more chance of being spotted too!

~IS~

 
From General Discussion / Why do gangstaz play dominoes?
Posted 30 May 08 08:58
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Quote: Stoker

Why do gangstaz play dominoes?

You get more money for doing a gig at Dominoes, Pizza Hut have very low rates


They've got more chance of being spotted too!

~IS~

 
From News Discussion / BBC converts Television Centre into 'brothel'
Posted 28 May 08 11:22
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Actually Simon, I found the story very apt and gave it 5 stars.

Jonathon Ross can be the pimp and Anne Robinson the dominatrix.

~IS~

 
From News Discussion / BBC converts Television Centre into 'brothel'
Posted 28 May 08 11:13
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Quote: Simon Cockle

I would like to complain about this story. It is inaccurate, disgusting and turns an established institution into a laughing stock. Young people today have little of worth to cling on to as it is, without destroying yet another bastion of good taste and truth. And only 13 views, too!! Perhaps the writer should have put Miley Cyrus in the title...


Make it 14 views now... I am going to read it in a minute.

OTOH it is an attempt at whoreing points, such hypocrisy given the subject matter!

~IS~

 
From News Discussion / School Holidays are to be abolished
Posted 27 May 08 13:45
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A shuddering thought for pupils and teachers!

A welcome thought for parents?

~IS~

 
From News Discussion / Brown Directs British Admiralty to Hunt Down and Destroy Hello Kitty
Posted 25 May 08 21:28
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Quote: carina-eta

Isn't that a drink?

A bit like watered down Sunny D but without the addititives?

Jack Straw

 
From General Discussion / What does Carina Eta look like?
Posted 25 May 08 18:00
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I voted Buck, and you voted Buck, so the others are all from carina-eta herself!

Sigmund Freud

 
From General Discussion / The Dalai Lama
Posted 25 May 08 12:02
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Quote: carina-eta

Yeah, like Im going to email someone who calls me FRIGID!

Last time I let you snuggle up to me for warmth in the tent, In Seine.

You can start lying across the badgers again.



Hey come on carina, my love please give the benefit of making a typo. I can't spell FRIGGED.

Besides, I thought your tagline was giving ME the BIG COME ON.

Must be wrong!

Sad Sid

 
From General Discussion / The Dalai Lama
Posted 25 May 08 11:53
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Quote: BuckwheatsButt

She emails you? Geez! I never get one of those!

Delores Horse


Guess I wont be getting anymore now!

Lonely Art

 
From General Discussion / The Dalai Lama
Posted 24 May 08 22:02
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Quote: BuckwheatsButt

Does that mean our dearest Carina is a cryogenic chilled carcass of waned womanhood?

The perverbial frigid female fatale?

Is she truly as cold as a witches tit? Hey! That sure brings up another question!

Gosh! I can hardly wait to rub a popsicle all over her and see if she thaws!!

Charles Manson (but you can call me Chuck)


I dunnow for sure, BUT every time she emails me, my computer freezes.

Nonookie of the (frozen) North

 
From General Discussion / The Dalai Lama
Posted 24 May 08 20:25
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Quote: BuckwheatsButt


Where is the frozen North?


Elvis Presley



Where FRIGID people come from.


Priscilla Presley

 
From General Discussion / The Dalai Lama
Posted 24 May 08 17:16
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Quote: Stoker

"Or did you ever cause an accident on purpose just to see what would happen?"

I set light to the Triangle factory to see if the fire alarms worked (I thought it would be quicker than going around and testing them all individually) unfortunately it got a little bit out of hand - but it did prove a point.




Shouldn't that be 3 points?

Pedantic Peter

 
From General Discussion / The Dalai Lama
Posted 24 May 08 16:38
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Quote: carina-eta

Badgers, on the other hand, get stuck in your teeth.


Carina,

Aaah..........Badgers, the Everton Mints of the Animal World

or is this Humbug?



Bertie Bassett

 
From General Discussion / The Dalai Lama
Posted 24 May 08 13:09
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Quote: Stoker


Quote: carina-eta

eating badgers with the rest of us.




Nobody told me about the Badgers, what do they taste like,are they chewy like Lamas?
I might have to rethink my faith


Nope they taste like CHICKEN

Colonel Saunders

 
From General Discussion / Interracial Gay dating
Posted 24 May 08 13:05
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Of course Ferg, your hair does look GRAY!

like a David Beckham rinse.

Duncan Goodhew

 
From News Discussion / 'Sod you, I'm having a long weekend' - God
Posted 24 May 08 12:58
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hmmmmmmmmm.

Magnums!

Ther're made by 'Walls of Jericho', I seem to remember.

BTW Cute, cool story scottie

God

 
From News Discussion / Ruper Grint Comes Over A Little Queer
Posted 21 May 08 11:47
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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

I couldn't repeat it.

Mark would probably ban me.

Any way he/she said so much I can hardly remember most of it.

Fair play to Duncan, he defended you as though he was on a white charger.

It took nerves of steel.


Fergus


...and balls of brass!

~IS~

 
From News Discussion / Abortion limit to be raised to 18 years
Posted 20 May 08 22:18
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Cleverly written - nice one 5*


~IS~

 
From News Discussion / Margaret Thatcher wants to get stuffed
Posted 20 May 08 22:14
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Brilliant first story 5 stars.

Welcome to the spoof.com

~IS~

 
From News Discussion / Entire Sixth Form Expelled for being on Grass
Posted 20 May 08 21:35
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Gordon Bennet dug it up from a golf course in Ireland - of course

 
From News Discussion / Nice little NHS earner as human placentas sold to dog food cannery
Posted 20 May 08 21:05
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Quote: Duncan Whitehead

Thanks In seinne.

Wish I hadn't manipulated that other post now.

I can now concentrate on not doing anything again. I hate having to think.


You can just polish your lunchbox now

~IS~

 
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