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no I'm Spartacus!

marvin does the right thing: EJECTS HIMSELF!

Set our secret weapon on him!


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HENMAN

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

Glasscock- Texas USA

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Is that the home of 'The Crystal Cathedral'?


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Don't forget about 'SHORPE' - renamed after some politically correct jobsworths removed the cunt out of it!

without anaeshetic too - ouch!

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Quote: Daisy Cutter

I had reached almost the same conclusion about bodily functions, but I'm just not that sure about nose mucus, I reckon there will be something involving that, I'm just too scared to actually google "snot porn," which is perhaps known as "snot shots" by mucus fetishists.

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That snapshot was made even funnier by your editing. I laughed so much! Nice one DC!

BTW Russian Roulette with food - interesting

Earwax production?

Picking your nose?

Riding on long bus journies?


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Quote: Mark Lowton

Or 8 cherry picked hot news articles from popular news sources.

I always thought he wrote very well!

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Do you know who he is though?

and

Why was he banned?

Reminds me of when William Shakespeare walked into a pub and the landlord shouted;

"OI! YOU'RE BARD!"

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I very much doubt it, marvin was definitely American i.e. he uses American turns of Phrase and he don't spell too good either.

I think Mark is far too polite and certainly not OBSESSED ABOUT BRITNEY SPEARS VAGINA.

I think he does know who he is though.

Put your hammer away!

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Quote: Duncan Whitehead

Marvin and Britney to share ward

Not quite forgotten......

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Excellent 5 star retort Sir!

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Quote: sharkastic

By the way, did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac? He lay awake all night wondering if there's a dog.

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wow taht was vrey fnuy!

I got a cat

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Quote: sharkastic

I love it when people get their knickers in a twist over religion. God doesn't even exist so how can he be insulted? Getting irate about other people's beliefs is about as useful as fretting about Goldilocks eating the bears' porridge.

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Obviously you don't know what irate means

continue with your orgasm

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Quote: King David

You don't think that people might use this type of reasoning/justification to let them off the hook for their transgressions or responsibilities do you?

Glad to hear that you are focusing on solutions though.

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By no means!

Although I can cleary see why people can think that.

I see it as a warning measure and yet an inspiration to act responsibly even though I still have the capacity to sin.

Love for God (usually) prevents irresponsible actions (Waco + cults excepted)

YOU'RE FIRED!

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Quote: King David

The problems come when people begin to feel that their religion is the only one with a market on the truth. I also wonder what kind of a psychological and spirtitual impact that constantly focusing on our "sinning nature" has on us as people.


Nameste,
KD

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I agree with most of what you say. BUT...if one does acknowledge that we are all sinners (a problem that many people have in acknowledging) then we are in need of a saviour. By experience and by faith, mine happens to be Jesus.

As for the need to 'constantly focus', it does not need to be done. Jesus dealt with 'my sinful nature', once and for all! Therefore my constant focus is on the solution and not on the problem.

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Quote: King David


We are all "made in the image" (as creators) and it is up to all of us to recognize this fact and act on it daily, in what we say and do. It is foolish and childish to wait for some rapturous event that may, or may not happen.

Now is the time. Make the most of your day. Seize the moment! For no one knows what the future holds. And wait not for the 'morrow.



Nameste,
KD

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We may well be made in God's image with a capacity to create, but we are all subject to the fall of man and that is why we need a saviour, Yeshua - God himself, Jesus to save us from our capacity to SIN.

To make the most of your day, seek the Lord while he may be found.

BTW have you read about what King David did in the bible?

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of course he did...

WE'RE ALL SONS OF GOD!

Ferus is not in a class of his own - even if he thinks he is.

This IS FUNNY 5 STAR FUN!

Well done Shaun!

JarJar likes the occassional festive insect around this time of year

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Quote: Shaun Ferguson

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Quote: IN SEINE ... I felt nothing ...

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This would not have been due to the magnitude of my equipment but rather the enormity of your arsehole.

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Point taken!

Listen Shaun my boy, listen to Uncle JarJar: "Never, ever say that to a woman - especially if they ask "Does my bum look big in this?"

It was Shaun Ferguson who did it! He was in a history lesson and was showing me what 'Rum, Sodomy and The Lash' was. The rum was nice; his whipping techniques need working on; and you're right - he HAS got a small dick - I felt nothing!

EAR, EAR!

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Quote: marvin

I like to be here when I can.

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How dare you STEAL lyrics off PINK FLOYD! marvin you naughty boy/girl/hermaphrodite/verbose vagina (delete as required)

Time: Dark Side of the Moon

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Quote: marvin

Vagina: A snake in the ruthless process of swallowing its victim.

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A complication thereby arises; what if the snake belongs to a girl called Ruth?

How could it be ruthless?

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Vagina: The box a penis comes in.

What's ET short for?
Because he's got little legs!