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Earthquake, what Earthquake I slept through it all!

My wife didn't feel a thing either, did yours Mark?


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Quote: Duncan Whitehead

Man dies in cake-eating contest

I particularly liked this:

"It was a tragic accident and very sad and should serve as a cautionary tale."

A cautionary tale? About what? Eating cakes? I wonder what his tombstone is gonna say?

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Note too;

"man from Birmingham and Monkey cafe"

any connection with MW?

His tombstone says "CRUMBS!"

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It could've been Simon Cockle having "WORDS" with Monkey Woods again!

Mind you the mobile phones in England are still the size of bricks. (Lego bricks that is)

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Seems like insects are taking over the world!

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Quote: carina-eta

Can I also just say that I saw a news article on TV with those rubbish sub titles yesterday which read "Police are investigating the stabbing of 14 year old Lukewarm tea today."
I have no idea who Lukewarm Tea really is, but if his family have those subtitles they will be devastated.

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'Lukewarm Tea' must be one of dem DJs - a relation to ICE TEA only otter!

Here's one for you:

RED BULL BINGE

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I think managers, like players should come from the country they represent!

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I found this one:-

Job opportunity 4 Mark Lowton


Better than rewinding DVDs what?

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Quote: BuckwheatsButt

Spotted this awhile ago, and wanted to write a story about it.........PILOT'S BONER CAUSES CRASH
What was he doing up there????????????????? Guess that's what you call'stick 'n rudder' flight control!

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Why else would it be called a COCKPIT?


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Just spotted this news

not funny in itself but the names of two people in the event:

Tyrone Hadnott
and
Yasuo Fukada
Rape in Japan

Can you imagine the Marine officer asking his men who had raped the girl?

"Tyrone Hadnott done it sir"

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Quote: makingjam

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Any women's Institute connections?


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Once I accidentally watched two minutes of 'Jam and Jerusalem' on tv. Does that count?

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NO- just curious as to the monicker that's all.

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Quote: makingjam

But I could be lying..

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Probably under a hedge or under someone's bed.

Any women's Institute connections?


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Quote: Gordon Bennet

Quote qm

Don't do virtual snogs but I'm pretty mean with injunctions, writs, depositions, subpoenas........... and sending in Herbert the fluffy Madagascan yellow canary to put the frighteners on stalkers!

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Is Herbert, A Talking Stalker Frightener?

GB.

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NO, but he is a 'Falking Stalker Tightener'
Genus:spoonbillus spoonerism


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Quote: Gordon Bennet


Dear qm,

I spotted this Website which may be of interest to you?

http://www.africanbirdclub.org/bulletin/bulletin.html

GB.

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A tad pornographic if you ask me...
filled with Black Tits, Hornbills and Oxpeckers

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wonder if she does virtuals songs though?

Karaoke or CARRY-OKO?

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Quote: Gordon Bennet

Fergus,

By the way when you say you reside in the Midlands and Ireland which Midlands are you referring to?

GB.

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Yeah I find that confusing; I too live in the Milands (of England) and it is also FULL of Irishmen (I often call it the paddy Fields).

Maybe TOSOG means the Midlands between Heaven and Hell - the Catholics refer it to it as PURGATORY!

David Cameraman is doing this to Drek CONway PURGE-a-TORY.


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Cheryl thinks (s)he's Buzz Lightyear:

"To infinity and BEYOND!"


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Quote: Jesus Budda

Cheryl,

How many fukcing aliases do you have?
Why'd you get rid of that great picture with the hot stressed-looking woman? Put it back and all will be forgiven. For now.

JB

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Sadly JB, he appears to be under the illusion that he's a star (or 3) A BI-POLAR STAR


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Quote: Cheryl

interesting

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yeah... we thought that too!

C.H.E.R.Y.L.

Cow's Haemorrhoid enjoys riding your leg

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Quote: carina-eta


I hope your dad's looking after him.

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Of course he is!

In fish heaven he is known as... THE CODFATHER!


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Quote: Gnarly Erik

Thor is starting to get really pissed too . . . .

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Does that mean you've been imbibing in the grapes of wrath or is it the wrath of grapes?


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Quote: Cheryl

Norma snockers your always in here threatening the writers. Nobody on the spoof has harmed you and we don't know who you are.

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Here in UK we have a saying; "That's the pot calling the kettle black"

In France they've cut it down to one word : "TOSSEUR"

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Quote: carina-eta

Oh, that paranoid rant was so Marvin!

I dont give a toss was a joke!!!! which most people in the U.K would have understood and Im sure J-man got it too as he's not shy of standing up for himself if he thinks he's being threatened or insulted.

marvin, you are so rumbled.
(that means we know its you so you can stop pretending now)

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Hey Carina! (that would make a good song wouldn't it?)

I was considering your signature line and applying it to cheryl and marvin.

1. cheryl, I believe is a girl's name and therefore does not have testicles and I don't think she has tyres (she hasn't got the IQ to ride a bike, let alone a car!) and yet she causes trouble!

2. Allegedly, marvin has no testicles either and about the same IQ and so it can be assumed they're one and the same person!

You are so right about J'Man, who has the brains and wit to respond to Norma's puns. J'Man is a big boy and can defend himself easily - he also has that savage bear to mind him.

cheryl/marvin (Charmin) lighten up!