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Quote: Jalapenoman

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Quote: IN SEINE

Don't go Postal! Have you seen the price of a stamp?

Q: what was Michael Jackson's last hit?

A: the floor

~IS~

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Have you posted that one in the jokes section yet? Go for it. I'll give it 5 stars when you do.

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Okay, J-man, it's up on the page and waiting for your 5*

~IS~

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Quote: Jaggedone

secretive enemies create reckless terror in volatile Ecuador

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Ecuador cowers under a dictatorship of robbers

sorry about that, we're on sons now!

sons of Nuns: secretive

~IS~

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Quote: Skoob1999

YELLOW EXEMPLIFIES LOW LIFE OCCIDENTAL WANKERS

Chew on that you bugger!

Skoob.

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wankers are not kinky, erection-rubbing scumbags

~IS~

Don't go Postal! Have you seen the price of a stamp?

Q: what was Michael Jackson's last hit?

A: the floor

~IS~

They ain't seen nothing yet!

Michael Jackson conspiracy theories

~IS~

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Quote: Skoob1999

SITES INTRINSICALLY TEST EVERY SENSATION

Skoob.

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sensation expediates new sexual activity to indians or necrophilliacs

~IS~

gardens are really drug enriched neighbourhood sites


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Quote: victor nicholas

If you call now you can get another celebrity absolutely free.

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"NOW!!!"


Where's my free celebrity Victor?



I'm waiting...


still waiting.........


"I should've known not to trust a Doctor.." allegedly Michael Jackson's last words


~IS~

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Quote: queen mudder

The Great Spoof Cluedo Game!

1 Queen Elizabeth II

2 On July 4th, Independence Day

3 In Holyrood Castle's Gun Room (ok, maybe Gin Room...)

4 The butler did it.

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The Great Spoof Cluedo Game!

1 Monkey Woods

2 On April 1st - Awfuls Day

3 In Dudley Library

4 Mark Lowton.

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Quote: BuckwheatsButt

Being dead is a real drag!

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could be worse...

I wouldn't want to be Mark Lowton at the moment, being inundated with Michael Jackson stories.

I feel sorry for him and he should put a ban on it now. I am trying to write something new to break the habit.

~IS~

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Quote: Skoob1999

This really pisses me off. Al Sharpton, talking outside the Apollo Theater in Harlem moments ago says that Michael Jackson started Live Aid.

Excuse me, but wasn't that all kicked off by Midge Ure and Bob Geldof? Did the Wacko paedo ever appear? Think not.

Regards

Skoob.

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Sharpton is so wrong, wrong. wrong.

It was Al Gore or invented 'Live Aid'.

It is now very clear that Michael Jackson invented 'Dead Aid'.


~IS~

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Quote: Jalapenoman

It depends where it is at.

Generally, it is mostly VANDALISM!

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Agreed!

However, the best graffiti is usually a witty remark.

E.g. someone wrote: "Grils are stupid!"
somebody added: "Don't you mean girls?"
Some wit added: "What about us Grils?"


~IS~

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Quote: Jaggedone


sentences enable nerds to enjoy nerds, clever-dicks, Einstein's sanity!

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sanity almost never intimidates the youth

~IS~

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Quote: Skoob1999

Quality.

Wish I'd seen it first!

(Here he goes again...)

There is a group of wallabies thriving in the wild in Derbyshire.

Or did I just dream it?

Regards

Skoob.

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Yes, but they are not like the Australian Wallabies, they are not 'stoned' (however, they may have bricks thrown at them)

~IS~

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Quote: victor nicholas

Catchy name.

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Hmmm..........

Stellar Artois perchance?

Is it that stuff they sell in Belgian tattoo parlous?

Who knows, we could end up with an entire constellation!

~IS~

Stresses tighten relaxed, elongated, super-sized editorial sentences!

~IS~

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Quote: victor nicholas

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Quote: Monkey Woods

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Quote: victor nicholas

Looks like Monkey has taken over as the FO fool for the week,

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What's the FO fool, Victor?

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It's the fool that can't think of anything more clever to say other than something you can teach a parrot.

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fashion... That's it

you can't teach a parrot fashion!

~IS~

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Quote: Monkey Woods

I never call Tiger Woods, ever. I've told him "No more!" after that last incident.

What are you on about, Trev?

And in any case, Monkey Woods was around a long time before Tiger Woods was.

So 'oppit!

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More to the point, what are you on about?

Furthermore, what is this last incident?

~IS~

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Quote: Monkey Woods

BBC reports:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8049187.stm

But who named the jail? Look at the map, top left.

Trevor?

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Duh... it's like you calling Tiger Woods!

~IS~

This seems to be a new addition because I have never seen a forum user being allowed to write on to a forum before! This has been previously not allowed.

Perhaps Chiquitita (who has just registered today) is testing a new device?

Furthermore, I love the scrolling headlines on the front page!

BTW what is a role model?

Is it one who rolls over a lot?

~IS~

trap rogue aspartame partaker!

shaft has a 'fly trap'

lessons elicit supersonic streamlining of nasal shaft