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From Magazine Discussion / Dr Kenwood's Worst-Case Scenario Casebook # 2: Am I Going To Die?
Posted 1 May 11 12:53
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Quote: Monkey Woods

I was listening to a Paul Weller song whilst writing this particular pile of garbage.


you are too modest! I actually thought it was funny and gave it five stars!

~IS~

 
From News Discussion / 'Free Willy' on ice!
Posted 8 Jan 10 11:50
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I had to do a double-take when I first read this story. Something tells me that this is probably a spoof story itself!

...and this reminds me of the old joke about the man who married a vacuum cleaner but soon got divorced because he did not want any attachments!


Could make a January writrer's contest subject.


Any thoughts?

~IS~

 
From General Discussion / A word about spelling in the UK
Posted 20 Dec 09 21:55
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2 'u's in a jeep - an Australians idea of bliss! He added sheepishly.

Of course, it might be a VEE DOUBLE-EWE



~IS~

 
From General Discussion / A word about spelling in the UK
Posted 20 Dec 09 21:34
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Quote: Madame Bitters

What's the point of the 'u' in words like humour, colour, honour, etc.?

You don't pronounce it, so what purpose does it serve? Why add a useless letter?


that's because you would get Hmour! Is that some kind of American jeep?

 
From General Discussion / A word about spelling in the UK
Posted 20 Dec 09 21:30
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SFO

I think this joke says it all!

The Elevator

At long last, it's nice to see that I am that featured writer!

~IS~

 
From News Discussion / Man In Two Minds About Rabbit
Posted 14 Dec 09 14:05
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Fry up a rabbit?

Never tried that one before -- what does it taste like?

And DON'T say it taste like chicken -- that's what they all say!

~IS~

 
From News Discussion / Microsoft Announces Windows 8
Posted 22 Oct 09 17:09
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A great story Roy!

Loved the new editions on the bottom.

A worthy five stars

~IS~

 
From News Discussion / Claire Rayner Attacked By Cruel Nurses
Posted 29 Aug 09 08:41
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good story -loved it! 5*

~IS~

 
From General Discussion / Why This Site is so Screwed Up
Posted 1 Aug 09 12:58
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Quote: victor nicholas

Mark went on Vacation and Left Who in Charge


Who's Who?

PS why doesn't anyone think it's me?

Also, why does Victor suggest it's me?

~IS~

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 29 Jul 09 16:09
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Ecstasy causes sexual tension among Scottish yobs

~IS~

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 27 Jul 09 11:23
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Treason Really Exists Among Senile Officer's Notes


~IS~

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 26 Jul 09 11:21
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spores procreate on random elephant skeletons


~IS~

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 26 Jul 09 11:19
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spores procreate on random elephant skeletons


~IS~

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 26 Jul 09 11:07
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Yabbies are big, brown, inter-breeding exotic spores

~IS~

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 25 Jul 09 20:42
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gentrified englishmen never try red indian fighting in equatorial darkness
~IS~

 
From General Discussion / And ya all fell for MW's 'moving to Thailand' story.....
Posted 25 Jul 09 20:36
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Is Mrs Woods real name Su Na Mi perchance?

~IS~

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 25 Jul 09 15:23
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Amazement: mirrors a Zimbabwean elephant-man's ears - no tusks!

~IS~

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 25 Jul 09 15:01
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Yesterday Evil Strangers took Erotic-Rhyming Dictionary Around Yugoslavia

~IS~

 
From General Discussion / Jesus Budda Found
Posted 19 Jul 09 14:29
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Quote: victor nicholas

http://oddherald.com/2009/07/swedish-serial-masturbator-nabbed-by-police/



You mean...

he's a mean hand with a box of cornflakes?

oops wrong sort of serial!



~IS~


 
From General Discussion / Hey... Chamone!
Posted 18 Jul 09 16:45
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Quote: Chamone

You mean like the 'Tess Tickles' person now? I don't know. I hope so! -Ally



yes.

Me an' ole Jesus Badger have never been featured writers as yet! (Kind of FW virgins!)

[I was a featured writer once, but ONLY for half an hour so I guess that doesn't really count]


~IS~

 
From General Discussion / Hey... Chamone!
Posted 18 Jul 09 14:03
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Dear Chamone,

Have you ever been the featured writer?

That is something that has eluded Jesus Budda for years and will prove that you're not him.


~IS~

 
From General Discussion / hey whats up
Posted 18 Jul 09 13:40
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Quote: Adam Click

WHATSUP?!


The Sky?

The price of milk?

The cost of petrol?

Chamone's knickers?


or all of the above!

~IS~

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 15 Jul 09 10:18
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Elicits lemons in Chamone's intestinal tract: sweet?

~IS~


 
From General Discussion / Spoofer threatened with arrest
Posted 10 Jul 09 18:48
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Quote: Earl Grey

If he really was facing arrest then we're all heading for a long spell of porridge.


Particularly Skoob.



PARTICULARLY SKOOB


Now you know the real reason why Monkey Woods left the country!!


~IS~

 
From General Discussion / Spoofer threatened with arrest
Posted 10 Jul 09 11:59
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Shops Joke Billboards Cause Stir


Good on him!

Perhaps he ought to be led here for some good ideas for headlines?


~IS~

 
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