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2 'u's in a jeep - an Australians idea of bliss! He added sheepishly.

Of course, it might be a VEE DOUBLE-EWE



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Quote: Madame Bitters

What's the point of the 'u' in words like humour, colour, honour, etc.?

You don't pronounce it, so what purpose does it serve? Why add a useless letter?

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that's because you would get Hmour! Is that some kind of American jeep?

SFO

I think this joke says it all!

The Elevator

At long last, it's nice to see that I am that featured writer!

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Quote: victor nicholas

Mark went on Vacation and Left Who in Charge

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Who's Who?

PS why doesn't anyone think it's me?

Also, why does Victor suggest it's me?

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Ecstasy causes sexual tension among Scottish yobs

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Treason Really Exists Among Senile Officer's Notes


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spores procreate on random elephant skeletons


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spores procreate on random elephant skeletons


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Yabbies are big, brown, inter-breeding exotic spores

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gentrified englishmen never try red indian fighting in equatorial darkness
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Is Mrs Woods real name Su Na Mi perchance?

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Amazement: mirrors a Zimbabwean elephant-man's ears - no tusks!

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Yesterday Evil Strangers took Erotic-Rhyming Dictionary Around Yugoslavia

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Quote: victor nicholas

http://oddherald.com/2009/07/swedish-serial-masturbator-nabbed-by-police/

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You mean...

he's a mean hand with a box of cornflakes?

oops wrong sort of serial!



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Quote: Chamone

You mean like the 'Tess Tickles' person now? I don't know. I hope so! -Ally

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yes.

Me an' ole Jesus Badger have never been featured writers as yet! (Kind of FW virgins!)

[I was a featured writer once, but ONLY for half an hour so I guess that doesn't really count]


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Dear Chamone,

Have you ever been the featured writer?

That is something that has eluded Jesus Budda for years and will prove that you're not him.


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Quote: Adam Click

WHATSUP?!

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The Sky?

The price of milk?

The cost of petrol?

Chamone's knickers?

or all of the above!

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Elicits lemons in Chamone's intestinal tract: sweet?

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Quote: Earl Grey

If he really was facing arrest then we're all heading for a long spell of porridge.


Particularly Skoob.

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PARTICULARLY SKOOB


Now you know the real reason why Monkey Woods left the country!!


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Shops Joke Billboards Cause Stir


Good on him!

Perhaps he ought to be led here for some good ideas for headlines?


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Apparently, his best friend of Elizabeth Taylor is reputed to have said "I really loved Michael - he's just drop dead gorgeous."
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I remember once that the subject of plagiarism was in question on this site and to make a point, Duncan Whitehead wrote a story about Sir Alex Ferguson falling over during a football match. He then sent me a copy and also Fergus McCarthy and we were all supposed to submit the same story on the same night. However, what we really did was write the same story in our own words and compare the number of hits.

Although it was the same story, it contained all the same ingredients. I don't think Mark noticed and they were certainly published. The result was hilarious!

Sir Alex shaken, not stirred

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stationary trains and trams ignite on a railway yard


"Y'ard?": What a hooker might say to a man who's just taken Viagra.

spokesman peel off knickers erotically, silently mincing a negligee

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Quote: Jalapenoman

5* rating delivered

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Thanx J-Man

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