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From General Discussion / Unwanted visitors
Posted 11 Jan 11 00:02
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What if God, Allah, or whatever name you prefer tried to contact us through TheSpoof discussion board...?

And what if Lynton told him to get the f*ck outta here...?

That would seem pretty funny to me -- so I would likely get struck by a lightning bolt as well.

 
From General Discussion / A big fat thank you to Mark
Posted 4 Jan 11 21:09
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For he's a jolly good fellow
For he's a jolly good fellow
For he's a jolly good fellow...
And so say all of us
And so say all of us
And so say all of us
For he's a jolly good fellow
For he's a jolly good fellow
For he's a jolly good fellow...
Which nobody can deny!

Thanks, Mark!



 
From General Discussion / Your all-time fav music pick-me-ups
Posted 25 Dec 10 07:05
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Can't wait to re-listen to it.
The copy I found seems to be in decent condition.
All I need is a phonograph...

 
From General Discussion / Points Millionaire
Posted 24 Dec 10 00:38
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The standard is that you get your very own personal trailer at 1M.

Don't settle for anything less!

 
From General Discussion / What is
Posted 24 Dec 10 00:25
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Should be 'What is funny?' --


I think this is funny:

humour = funny / (sex + politics + religion)^2

Charging $95 to explore "funny"...

And I can't think of a more funny time of day than 9:30-11:20!

 
From General Discussion / Your all-time fav music pick-me-ups
Posted 22 Dec 10 10:29
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Too many to list!
LOTS of stuff from the 60's/70's/80's/90's/00's/etc.
And then there's all of the old, old, old stuff...

1. I like Electric Light Orchestra.

My older brother had the double album with the UFO on the cover, so we used to listen to it a lot. Recently I found a used copy for sale in an ice cream shop (of all places). Now I just have to find a good turntable.

 
From General Discussion / Signs That Stephen King Is Your Next Door Neighbor:
Posted 22 Dec 10 02:25
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(Acting as if he had not already been at your house earlier) he returns to your door and introduces himself: "Hi, I'm Richard Bachman."

 
From General Discussion / Signs That Stephen King Is Your Next Door Neighbor:
Posted 22 Dec 10 01:56
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He comes to your door and introduces himself: "Hi, I'm Stephen King."

 
From General Discussion / This bloke's wonderful
Posted 22 Dec 10 01:17
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Quote: Mark

Waitrose lorry crashes into farmhouse in Devon

Love this guy, but shocking story, thankfully it wasn't a tragic one.

He needs a job working as a BBC news reporter.

"We'd all be flat-packed and shipped out to sea" - love it

I think it's his Frank Spencer accent more than anything.


Doesn't he also sound like Nigel Tufnel?
Nigel Tufnel on Joe Satriani
Or is it just my American ears?

 
From General Discussion / Word Fight
Posted 20 Dec 10 05:14
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Fluorine-Oxygen^2-Radon-Iodine-Cadmium-Titanium-Nitrogen

 
From General Discussion / Word Fight
Posted 20 Dec 10 00:40
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French horn

 
From General Discussion / Word Fight
Posted 19 Dec 10 23:18
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French toast

 
From General Discussion / Word Fight
Posted 18 Dec 10 23:58
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pork rinds

 
From General Discussion / Word Fight
Posted 18 Dec 10 00:09
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Dick Clark

 
From General Discussion / Word Fight
Posted 16 Dec 10 21:17
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Period

 
From General Discussion / Word Fight
Posted 16 Dec 10 21:07
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Colon

 
From General Discussion / Word Fight
Posted 16 Dec 10 20:57
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Sanctuary

 
From General Discussion / Word Fight
Posted 16 Dec 10 17:10
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Minutes

 
From General Discussion / Word Fight
Posted 16 Dec 10 13:30
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Mine?

 
From General Discussion / Word Fight
Posted 16 Dec 10 05:35
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Eyes

 
From General Discussion / Word Fight
Posted 16 Dec 10 01:30
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Gaussian

 
From General Discussion / Word Fight
Posted 15 Dec 10 23:43
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Pork Stroganoff

 
From General Discussion / Word Fight
Posted 15 Dec 10 20:01
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Birdie Num-Num (two words)

or

just Birdie (one word)

 
From General Discussion / Word Fight
Posted 14 Dec 10 03:27
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guard

 
From General Discussion / The Monkey Woods Inspired Thread 'Ending In 'Though'...
Posted 10 Dec 10 22:38
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It's been a while since anyone has replied here though.

Don't you hate when people say "Encircle the wagons!" when they really mean "Circle the wagons!" though?

 
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