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From General Discussion / I'm Depressed!
Posted 19 Jul 12 22:07
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Quote: IainB

I'm not depressed at the moment. Would you like me to be?

Iain


Well it won't do me any good nooooow! You people are too damned slow!...But thank you kindly for the offer!

 
From General Discussion / I'm Depressed!
Posted 19 Jul 12 22:04
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Well I'm better now so f'ing get over it Ape Man!





Quote: Monkey Woods

I'm depressed as well.

Do you think it's contagious?


 
From General Discussion / I'm Depressed!
Posted 19 Jul 12 02:13
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Okay I'm better now, thank you all for your support, I won't forget this! Spppppppppppppptttttt!

 
From General Discussion / I'm Depressed!
Posted 19 Jul 12 01:16
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Just sayin' fuck it all!!

 
From General Discussion / Where were you when the Spoof went out????
Posted 17 Jul 12 03:07
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In the dark of course. Groped somebody that wasn't me nor my wife, yikes!

 
From General Discussion / And we're back
Posted 17 Jul 12 03:05
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Mark forgot to feed the damned gerbils, they keeled over on their treadmills causing a power outage in the server room. It gets complicated after that, but I'd be glad to go into more detail...Why sure I'd love to and thank you for asking: Marks latest plan to control and abuse his writers involves piecing together an Olympic bunion sanding team. That's right, you too could be called upon to aand the buns off of someone's big toe joint! May not make sense, but it means bucks for the Spoof coughers.

 
From General Discussion / And we're back
Posted 16 Jul 12 22:26
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Nah mate, you ain't missed nothin'

 
From News Discussion / Owl impression by top female star leads tennis authorities to act
Posted 10 Jul 12 15:42
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Funny stuff tenisman!

 
From General Discussion / singing in the rain!
Posted 10 Jul 12 13:01
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Perfect Delivery The bastards dumped the parcels from the plane an hit the neighbors gnome preserve. Keep it coming!!!

 
From General Discussion / singing in the rain!
Posted 9 Jul 12 02:29
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Send any excess rain to Avon, Indiana Please. 1 month plus and counting for a nasty drought AND HEAT

 
From General Discussion / How about Something Completely Different?
Posted 2 Jul 12 21:54
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Choice 3: Business: Siamese Elephants joined at the trunk Mean Big Business.


Simplify until your little heart is content.

Happy 4th of July!!




Quote: Skoob1999

Hi JLF

I don't really want to do that, because it's too specific. Just give me a subject, and a category. Like say, Weird Trees in Entertainment and gossip.

Something along those lines.

Obviously not Weird Trees in Ent and Goss - that was just an example.

Regards

Skoob.


 
From General Discussion / Who will win Euro 2012
Posted 2 Jul 12 01:26
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I come from a long line of bandwagoneers. I shall know as the clock ticks down! 10, 9, 8, 7,6,5,4, 3, 2,1.......0????????????????????????????????????????????????? Then I'll catch up on Youtube.

 
From General Discussion / How about Something Completely Different?
Posted 2 Jul 12 00:41
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Well were split into two threads now, but here goes Skoob! I'd like Skoob to do something on bath salts (DOH!) he just did one on that in Scotsdale AZ. Okay here goes. "Elvis Spotted in House of Lords,Single Handedly Strikes Down Austerity Measures!"




Quote: Skoob1999

Go on then Jean, hit me.

Not in the face! You fool!

I mean with a subject and a category.

Regards

Skoob.


 
From General Discussion / How about Something Completely Different?
Posted 30 Jun 12 04:11
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How about another round of proposing story ideas to stretch one another, only we don't need to worry about which side of the pond, just find a willing suck...er friend who you think will try it. Now remember the idea is to stretch em so look at what they write and give it some thought.

 
From General Discussion / How about Something Completely Different?
Posted 30 Jun 12 04:08
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Rum and Coke is my favorite too. Never liked Rumple Stiltskin, or whatever his name was, bad character, kind of Grimm if you know what I mean.


 
From General Discussion / How about Something Completely Different?
Posted 30 Jun 12 02:24
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Just asking Geeze!


 
From News Discussion / Frat boys just love the taste of new vagina beer
Posted 27 Jun 12 14:57
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Points mongering Were Us. Guilty, I have stories that I'm embarrassed to read now, including the word vagina, gasp. The old "everybody's doing it" thing. So maybe I'm a little hypocritical to be criticizing such riff, but I am, because I think we can do better.

 
From News Discussion / Frat boys just love the taste of new vagina beer
Posted 26 Jun 12 23:37
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I pm'd Mark on the last Vagina Beer story, suggest others do the same, or else he doesn't necessarily know, since he isn't on the forums all the time. Just sayin....

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 25 Jun 12 03:27
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Original rigging in green Indonesian nylon and linen.

 
From General Discussion / Happy Father's Day
Posted 17 Jun 12 10:22
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Being a Dad is probably my favorite thing.

 
From General Discussion / Please be nice
Posted 13 Jun 12 23:46
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Fergus, I think the moratorium is only for as long as the new person's "I'm a new Person" thread stays active, then they are fair game. Enjoy!



Quote: Fergus McCarthy

How long do we have to be nice to the newcomers for? I suppose what I'm trying to say is, is there a time limit, a good grace period and then the gloves are off or do we always have to be nice to them?

I need to know.... I've been watching Erskin Quint for a while now, he looks dodgy.


 
From General Discussion / Please be nice
Posted 13 Jun 12 23:44
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Oh nothing more really, just got another one of these bloody double posts, so decided to delete it and fill it with a bunch of rubbish, rather than repeat the same rubbish. Cheers!

 
From General Discussion / Please be nice
Posted 13 Jun 12 23:41
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I told you I'm on my way! Damned plankton messed up my mask and I've had to settle for Barbados, nothing personal, you know that Skoob, but these natives here are teaching me how to speak language. They don't call them Pints here either, it appears to be sold by the liter.



Quote: Skoob1999

JLF

You're lovely.

You'd be even lovelier if you offered to buy a round of drinks.

You know it makes sense.

Mine's a pint. Just beer. Wouldn't want to be seen to be taking the piss

Regards

Skoob


 
From General Discussion / Please be nice
Posted 13 Jun 12 03:37
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I like all you bastards, whether you like me or not! So there!LOL Oh and the Lasses too, but I'm kinder to them. Am I being nice enough Mark?

 
From General Discussion / Please be nice
Posted 12 Jun 12 23:44
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This song was written by an American (sorry), but this is a British version done by Marty Feldmon. National Brotherhood Week

ENJOY!

 
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