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From General Discussion / By Invitation Only
Posted 22 Aug 12 00:47
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Me too, me too!

 
From General Discussion / By Invitation Only
Posted 21 Aug 12 04:01
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You know who you are, if you haven't been invited, keep your yap shut and stay out!

Ahhhh bugger it, you're all freakin invited, but I'm leaving.

 
From General Discussion / By Invitation Only
Posted 21 Aug 12 03:02
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Oh the Prof, I bet he was kinky, always playing with radio parts!

 
From General Discussion / By Invitation Only
Posted 21 Aug 12 02:29
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Well I always preferred Mary Ann, but if you like Ginger I'll see if I can get hold of her, maybe they would like to be invited to tea too. How about some Gilligan?



Quote: Ellie James

RG is most likely asleep since he told me that he's trying really hard to go to bed before 2am.

Ellie

p.s. I really like ginger tea. FYI


 
From General Discussion / By Invitation Only
Posted 21 Aug 12 02:19
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Quote: Jean Le Fete


Quote: Ellie James

Sorry..took a while finding my glass slipper.

Ellie


Well you can drink from that, provide you haven't used any foot powder. Does it smell?


Referring to the slipper not the foot!

 
From General Discussion / By Invitation Only
Posted 21 Aug 12 02:17
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Quote: Ellie James

Sorry..took a while finding my glass slipper.

Ellie


Well you can drink from that, provide you haven't used any foot powder. Does it smell?

 
From General Discussion / By Invitation Only
Posted 21 Aug 12 02:16
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What the hell kind of uppity thread is this! Invitation only indeed, why I'm not even invited! Ellie, RG, you are both officially uninvited as well! Where the hell are you?! The tea is getting cold!

 
From General Discussion / I'm Depressed!
Posted 5 Aug 12 00:15
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Probably a case of beer too...next to the camel...

 
From General Discussion / I'm Depressed!
Posted 4 Aug 12 12:59
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He could under a burkah

 
From General Discussion / I'm Depressed!
Posted 4 Aug 12 02:23
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Wear your Burkah, you'll drive them wild!!

 
From General Discussion / I'm Depressed!
Posted 3 Aug 12 18:48
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1st, make sure you're in the correct country....(I'll standby while you check)

 
From General Discussion / I'm Depressed!
Posted 3 Aug 12 18:18
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No likely it is just the bad breath of whoever blew the damn thing up in the first place. Arm????


blockquote]Quote: IainB

I have a puncture repair kit, if you're inflatable stag is passing gas....

Just saying*

:Iain

*Attributed to Skoob


 
From General Discussion / I'm Depressed!
Posted 3 Aug 12 18:16
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Really? Lessons? Thank God! Maybe they'll cure us all!!

 
From General Discussion / I'm Depressed!
Posted 3 Aug 12 03:17
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Unfortunately I can't always control that! THe Stag did it!

 
From General Discussion / I'm Depressed!
Posted 3 Aug 12 02:56
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Stag - flation? Are you inferring that I might have an inflated deer on my person? My gosh!!! Your right!!! (w%*&%@##^!@_++..Struggle)How the hell did he get in here!! Ohhh! I feel so much better now, thank you dear moderator, you've saved the day again! I humbly bow in the general direction of Texas!

 
From General Discussion / I'm Depressed!
Posted 3 Aug 12 01:28
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I'm depressed again!!!

 
From General Discussion / Disruption likely this weekend
Posted 28 Jul 12 17:07
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Mark your avatar turned white as a ghost for about 5 seconds then returned to normal.




Quote: Mark

If you're reading this, you're on the new server

Please let me know if you come across something that looks broken and I'll try and fix it.

In the meantime, keep calm and spoof on!


 
From News Discussion / Another Obama Administration Green Energy Failure Reported
Posted 25 Jul 12 02:14
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Very true and if they are lactose intolerant, have them drink all the milk they want


 
From News Discussion / Another Obama Administration Green Energy Failure Reported
Posted 24 Jul 12 20:18
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I've always said if you could hook up politicians to a gas line, both sides of the aisle could solve the energy crisis. 5 thumbs Phil.



Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

ObamaCare, ObamaNomics and now ObamaGas!


 
From General Discussion / Well that killed the mood.
Posted 24 Jul 12 20:14
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Just put the canoes in over yonder, and let me know if you see brother Earl out there, he's out doing a little hunting, but he's harmless....

 
From General Discussion / Disruption likely this weekend
Posted 24 Jul 12 20:11
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Good Luck Mark, don't get sucked into the server, damned hard to get back out again.

 
From General Discussion / Union flag?
Posted 24 Jul 12 15:16
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Aye! That would be Stella, she lives there, comes out to wave every now and again!

 
From News Discussion / Michelle Bachmann Agrees to Wear Gag Instead of Facing Censure
Posted 24 Jul 12 15:14
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The people who elected Michelle Bachmann should be ashamed!

 
From General Discussion / Union flag?
Posted 24 Jul 12 14:16
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ARrrrrr! Hoist up the John B's sail! Were underway. Should be there....where the hell is the next Olympics at I'll point her bow that way and meet you there! We'll head them off at the pass!




Quote: Jean Le Fete

Arm, they were designed by Stella McCartney, and if they are good enough for a Beatle's daughter, they ought to be....awww hell i agree with you ya, wheres the ammunition and arms going to be handed out at! I'm on my way!!! Hang on Arm, the Yanks are coming!! Wait! Let me get out the Pirate Avatar. The Black Squirrel sails at dawn!!!!


 
From General Discussion / Union flag?
Posted 24 Jul 12 02:10
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Arm, they were designed by Stella McCartney, and if they are good enough for a Beatle's daughter, they ought to be....awww hell i agree with you ya, wheres the ammunition and arms going to be handed out at! I'm on my way!!! Hang on Arm, the Yanks are coming!! Wait! Let me get out the Pirate Avatar. The Black Squirrel sails at dawn!!!!

 
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