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In the dark of course. Groped somebody that wasn't me nor my wife, yikes!

Mark forgot to feed the damned gerbils, they keeled over on their treadmills causing a power outage in the server room. It gets complicated after that, but I'd be glad to go into more detail...Why sure I'd love to and thank you for asking: Marks latest plan to control and abuse his writers involves piecing together an Olympic bunion sanding team. That's right, you too could be called upon to aand the buns off of someone's big toe joint! May not make sense, but it means bucks for the Spoof coughers.

Nah mate, you ain't missed nothin'

Perfect Delivery The bastards dumped the parcels from the plane an hit the neighbors gnome preserve. Keep it coming!!!

Send any excess rain to Avon, Indiana Please. 1 month plus and counting for a nasty drought AND HEAT

Choice 3: Business: Siamese Elephants joined at the trunk Mean Big Business.


Simplify until your little heart is content.

Happy 4th of July!!

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Quote: Skoob1999

Hi JLF

I don't really want to do that, because it's too specific. Just give me a subject, and a category. Like say, Weird Trees in Entertainment and gossip.

Something along those lines.

Obviously not Weird Trees in Ent and Goss - that was just an example.

Regards

Skoob.

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I come from a long line of bandwagoneers. I shall know as the clock ticks down! 10, 9, 8, 7,6,5,4, 3, 2,1.......0????????????????????????????????????????????????? Then I'll catch up on Youtube.

Well were split into two threads now, but here goes Skoob! I'd like Skoob to do something on bath salts (DOH!) he just did one on that in Scotsdale AZ. Okay here goes. "Elvis Spotted in House of Lords,Single Handedly Strikes Down Austerity Measures!"

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Quote: Skoob1999

Go on then Jean, hit me.

Not in the face! You fool!

I mean with a subject and a category.

Regards

Skoob.

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How about another round of proposing story ideas to stretch one another, only we don't need to worry about which side of the pond, just find a willing suck...er friend who you think will try it. Now remember the idea is to stretch em so look at what they write and give it some thought.

Rum and Coke is my favorite too. Never liked Rumple Stiltskin, or whatever his name was, bad character, kind of Grimm if you know what I mean.

Just asking Geeze!

Original rigging in green Indonesian nylon and linen.

Being a Dad is probably my favorite thing.

Fergus, I think the moratorium is only for as long as the new person's "I'm a new Person" thread stays active, then they are fair game. Enjoy!

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

How long do we have to be nice to the newcomers for? I suppose what I'm trying to say is, is there a time limit, a good grace period and then the gloves are off or do we always have to be nice to them?

I need to know.... I've been watching Erskin Quint for a while now, he looks dodgy.

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Oh nothing more really, just got another one of these bloody double posts, so decided to delete it and fill it with a bunch of rubbish, rather than repeat the same rubbish. Cheers!

I told you I'm on my way! Damned plankton messed up my mask and I've had to settle for Barbados, nothing personal, you know that Skoob, but these natives here are teaching me how to speak language. They don't call them Pints here either, it appears to be sold by the liter.

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Quote: Skoob1999

JLF

You're lovely.

You'd be even lovelier if you offered to buy a round of drinks.

You know it makes sense.

Mine's a pint. Just beer. Wouldn't want to be seen to be taking the piss

Regards

Skoob

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I like all you bastards, whether you like me or not! So there!LOL Oh and the Lasses too, but I'm kinder to them. Am I being nice enough Mark?

This song was written by an American (sorry), but this is a British version done by Marty Feldmon. National Brotherhood Week

ENJOY!

Drought here!

I love women!! I can't help myself. And for those of you confused by my pen name Jean can be male or female and in this case, alas, it is male. I wish i could say I'm gender confused, but it has never been a problem for me. I asked and was turned down by two lesbians on at least two different occasions when part of a production of Romeo and Juliet. Both lovely people and good natured about my idiocy. So great job Clive. Will this mean a new wardrobe?

Good fun Arm and Uncle Kimmy, I'll send you a post card soon you perverts!

You'll have to catch me first you bastards!SPPPPPPHHHHHT~!!!! I'm on my way to do some military exercises with Japanese masseuses!

With all due respect Kim, I'm outta here!!! Yikes!!!! Where's my genuine Persian carpet, I have to take it with me!!

Aha! Were in North Korea!Here you go Kim

Forumnull

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Quote: armfeetandtoe

Go on! I'm waiting!







Gen. Kim Jung Young
Brixton

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