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From General Discussion / Life's Great Pleasures
Posted 5 Dec 12 05:39
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Quote: Ellie James

I like raindrops and roses and warm woolen mittens.

Ellie



I like yodeling with female goat herders

 
From General Discussion / Hurricane Sandy
Posted 31 Oct 12 01:22
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There once was a girl named Sandy
Who guys use to say was handy
For a bottle of wine
She'd give a good time
And everyone felt just dandy

 
From General Discussion / The coin a word or phrase game
Posted 11 Oct 12 16:41
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Nincomps - Used to describe an entire group of nincompoops.

 
From General Discussion / Elementary Vs. Sherlock
Posted 2 Oct 12 03:55
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I haven't seen it, but I have enjoyed the recent movies by Robert Downey Jr. Even though he is as you suggest, not a real sensitive character, he did have a sense of humor and played the eccentric extreme genius, very well. Like all of us do I suppose, but I don't like to brag.

 
From General Discussion / What's your favourite type of toilet?
Posted 29 Sep 12 02:10
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You failed to include trees
Of course the other standard in asia is the "squat" toilet, which is hell when you've got the runs.

 
From General Discussion / What's your favourite type of toilet?
Posted 28 Sep 12 22:48
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Potty mouth!

 
From General Discussion / The worst haiku ever written in the WesternWorld thread
Posted 27 Sep 12 02:46
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There was a young girl
From Tex down thar in Dallas
Her name was El

-lie (spppppthtt! on the rules!)

 
From General Discussion / Getting Right To The Arse Of The Matter.
Posted 12 Sep 12 03:49
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Geeze, I leave for a few days and come back to a conversation about Ellie's arse. I must go away more often lol!

 
From General Discussion / What do you bring to a relationship?
Posted 4 Sep 12 22:24
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hair?

 
From General Discussion / Your Aphrodisiac!
Posted 4 Sep 12 18:23
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Sleep

 
From General Discussion / What do you bring to a relationship?
Posted 4 Sep 12 18:20
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Do you shed?

 
From General Discussion / What do you bring to a relationship?
Posted 2 Sep 12 05:14
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No silly, the words to the song, "Nothing plus nothing leaves nothing, you gotta have something, if you're gonna be with me."







Quote: Ellie James


Quote: Jean Le Fete

Nothing from Nothing



You're bringing Billy Preston? I guess that's what hillbillies bring?

Ellie


 
From General Discussion / What do you bring to a relationship?
Posted 2 Sep 12 02:19
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From General Discussion / By Imitation Only
Posted 28 Aug 12 03:59
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niaga revo lla uvajed si sihT

 
From General Discussion / By Imitation Only
Posted 27 Aug 12 00:41
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niaga revo lla uvajed si sihT

 
From General Discussion / Lance Armstrong
Posted 27 Aug 12 00:39
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Yikes!


Quote: Skoob1999

On yer bike!

Regards

Skoob.


 
From General Discussion / Lance Armstrong
Posted 27 Aug 12 00:36
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Yes but it has ten speeds!


Quote: Fergus McCarthy

Do you ever get tyred of it,, it just seems that the story is constantly recycled.


 
From General Discussion / By Imitation Only
Posted 26 Aug 12 16:48
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This is dejavu all over again.

 
From General Discussion / Lance Armstrong
Posted 26 Aug 12 16:32
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Well it sounds like all of the top ones were doing something, so it was pretty even up. Equal scum bags. I still like Lance though, I think for the most part he is a good person and I have loved spoofing him over the years.

 
From General Discussion / Neil Armstrong
Posted 26 Aug 12 04:21
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If you ever get to D.C. and the Smithsonian to see the tin can lunar lander they did that stuff in. DAMN they were brave, crazy bastards! Imagine flying a crappy 1990 Ford Fiesta to the moon today and you have it in a nutshell!

 
From General Discussion / Insult Thread
Posted 26 Aug 12 04:16
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ARm you're f##kin' confusin' this with being ignored dammit!Get your goddamned Freds straight!

 
From General Discussion / By Imitation Only
Posted 25 Aug 12 01:34
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THis is dejavu all over again

 
From General Discussion / Insult Thread
Posted 24 Aug 12 11:53
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Oh, its because i didn't say F$$k! Okay I thought you said F$$kin' Albatross!!!! Stupid bastard australians! (mumbles to self)




Quote: Jaggedone

JLF, get into the thread or f++k off!! (just joking)


 
From General Discussion / Insult Thread
Posted 23 Aug 12 23:50
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Ohhhh Orstralians, I thought you said albatross...

 
From General Discussion / Ignore the reply topic
Posted 23 Aug 12 23:46
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I have an N guage train, electric all the way, can barely carry a flea though.

 
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