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From General Discussion / Insult Thread
Posted 26 Aug 12 04:16
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ARm you're f##kin' confusin' this with being ignored dammit!Get your goddamned Freds straight!

 
From General Discussion / By Imitation Only
Posted 25 Aug 12 01:34
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THis is dejavu all over again

 
From General Discussion / Insult Thread
Posted 24 Aug 12 11:53
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Oh, its because i didn't say F$$k! Okay I thought you said F$$kin' Albatross!!!! Stupid bastard australians! (mumbles to self)




Quote: Jaggedone

JLF, get into the thread or f++k off!! (just joking)


 
From General Discussion / Insult Thread
Posted 23 Aug 12 23:50
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Ohhhh Orstralians, I thought you said albatross...

 
From General Discussion / Ignore the reply topic
Posted 23 Aug 12 23:46
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I have an N guage train, electric all the way, can barely carry a flea though.

 
From General Discussion / By Invitation Only
Posted 23 Aug 12 23:42
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So Ellie needs to video her halloween costume and put it on youtube (select private in the settings)but share the link on this thread

 
From General Discussion / By Invitation Only
Posted 22 Aug 12 14:55
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One boot and one sneaker would drive the guys wild!


Quote: Jean Le Fete

Oh GOD Daphne was a sexy cartoon! YES the cowboy boot would be sooooo hot!


 
From General Discussion / Ignore the reply topic
Posted 22 Aug 12 13:56
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So anyway, this Panda walks into a bar and orders bamboo shoots. Then without warning he pulls out a gun and shoots the bartender, then leaves.

Somebody asked, "Why did he do that?!!)

Reply: Everybody knows a Panda eats, shoots and leaves.

 
From General Discussion / By Invitation Only
Posted 22 Aug 12 03:17
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Oh GOD Daphne was a sexy cartoon! YES the cowboy boot would be sooooo hot!

 
From General Discussion / By Invitation Only
Posted 22 Aug 12 02:24
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So how about Ginger this Halloween? Take the camera along trick or treating

 
From General Discussion / By Invitation Only
Posted 22 Aug 12 00:47
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Me too, me too!

 
From General Discussion / By Invitation Only
Posted 21 Aug 12 04:01
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You know who you are, if you haven't been invited, keep your yap shut and stay out!

Ahhhh bugger it, you're all freakin invited, but I'm leaving.

 
From General Discussion / By Invitation Only
Posted 21 Aug 12 03:02
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Oh the Prof, I bet he was kinky, always playing with radio parts!

 
From General Discussion / By Invitation Only
Posted 21 Aug 12 02:29
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Well I always preferred Mary Ann, but if you like Ginger I'll see if I can get hold of her, maybe they would like to be invited to tea too. How about some Gilligan?



Quote: Ellie James

RG is most likely asleep since he told me that he's trying really hard to go to bed before 2am.

Ellie

p.s. I really like ginger tea. FYI


 
From General Discussion / By Invitation Only
Posted 21 Aug 12 02:19
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Quote: Jean Le Fete


Quote: Ellie James

Sorry..took a while finding my glass slipper.

Ellie


Well you can drink from that, provide you haven't used any foot powder. Does it smell?


Referring to the slipper not the foot!

 
From General Discussion / By Invitation Only
Posted 21 Aug 12 02:17
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Quote: Ellie James

Sorry..took a while finding my glass slipper.

Ellie


Well you can drink from that, provide you haven't used any foot powder. Does it smell?

 
From General Discussion / By Invitation Only
Posted 21 Aug 12 02:16
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What the hell kind of uppity thread is this! Invitation only indeed, why I'm not even invited! Ellie, RG, you are both officially uninvited as well! Where the hell are you?! The tea is getting cold!

 
From General Discussion / I'm Depressed!
Posted 5 Aug 12 00:15
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Probably a case of beer too...next to the camel...

 
From General Discussion / I'm Depressed!
Posted 4 Aug 12 12:59
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He could under a burkah

 
From General Discussion / I'm Depressed!
Posted 4 Aug 12 02:23
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Wear your Burkah, you'll drive them wild!!

 
From General Discussion / I'm Depressed!
Posted 3 Aug 12 18:48
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1st, make sure you're in the correct country....(I'll standby while you check)

 
From General Discussion / I'm Depressed!
Posted 3 Aug 12 18:18
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No likely it is just the bad breath of whoever blew the damn thing up in the first place. Arm????


blockquote]Quote: IainB

I have a puncture repair kit, if you're inflatable stag is passing gas....

Just saying*

:Iain

*Attributed to Skoob


 
From General Discussion / I'm Depressed!
Posted 3 Aug 12 18:16
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Really? Lessons? Thank God! Maybe they'll cure us all!!

 
From General Discussion / I'm Depressed!
Posted 3 Aug 12 03:17
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Unfortunately I can't always control that! THe Stag did it!

 
From General Discussion / I'm Depressed!
Posted 3 Aug 12 02:56
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Stag - flation? Are you inferring that I might have an inflated deer on my person? My gosh!!! Your right!!! (w%*&%@##^!@_++..Struggle)How the hell did he get in here!! Ohhh! I feel so much better now, thank you dear moderator, you've saved the day again! I humbly bow in the general direction of Texas!

 
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