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From General Discussion / Profound Words of Wisdom
Posted 28 Nov 10 04:43
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Always! But Never Should you......at least not on Tuesdays after 1:30pm, but before 4:00am is okay on Thursdays.

JLF

 
From Magazine Discussion / Born to Spoof Sequel: Chapter 9 Dark Ages
Posted 28 Nov 10 01:26
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Chapter 9 of the Born to Spoof Sequel

 
From General Discussion / The Chess Board
Posted 27 Nov 10 19:43
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Quote: Monkey Woods

Yoot! Jean len mai dai, krup! Monkey len glap Skoob.

Pai non, gon!



Puud len krup! Mai ben rai, khun Jean len mai curry ben krup!

 
From General Discussion / The Chess Board
Posted 27 Nov 10 16:36
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Skoob is indisposed at the moment, but I've got a camera set-up with Skpe. Pawn B7 to B5.

 
From News Discussion / TSA Opens Sensual Pat Down Line: Paris Hilton Told To Leave
Posted 26 Nov 10 16:41
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TSA is the American Airport security. Some say it stands for Top Secret Assholes, others say Tiny Spined Avacados. Personally I think it stands for Teredactyl Saliva Antedote. Hope this helps

 
From General Discussion / Pasa Thai Only Thread
Posted 25 Nov 10 00:22
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Sabai dee krup. Lady G chab pad thai mai?

 
From News Discussion / TSA Opens Sensual Pat Down Line: Paris Hilton Told To Leave
Posted 24 Nov 10 14:14
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Thought I would try to boost TSAs image.

 
From News Discussion / Britain Sick To Death of Bloody Meerkats
Posted 24 Nov 10 05:17
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Will there be any meerkats in the Royal Wedding?


 
From General Discussion / Pasa Thai Only Thread
Posted 24 Nov 10 04:56
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She said:

kan chai khrueang mai wan yuk kan khian kham thap sap mai tong sai khrueang mai wan yuk yok wen nai karani thi kham nan mi siang sam kap kham thai chon tham hai koet khwam sapson at sai khrueang mai wan yuk dai chen

but that's a little long winded, Lady I would edit that down to:

Lady Godiva puud pasa thai mai ben loowie!! Mai ben rai Lady G

 
From News Discussion / The Real Reason Rush Limbaugh Does Not Want The TSA To Pat Him Down Is Because Of His 2-Inch Winky
Posted 23 Nov 10 17:27
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I heard he went for the Sensual Pat Down line.

 
From News Discussion / Pope Condoms Approved for All!! Tiger Woods Skeptical
Posted 23 Nov 10 12:15
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Condoms for All!

 
From General Discussion / Let's All Have A Flame Up! (Just Pretend - Not Real)
Posted 23 Nov 10 04:01
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Beware! The hamsters from HELL will eat you all!!! Flame throwers for eyes, teeth like razers. No Hamster wheel can hold them!

Flame Flame Flame! How was that? Gotta go. Run Away! Run Away!!!

 
From General Discussion / Pasa Thai Only Thread
Posted 23 Nov 10 00:23
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Quote: Monkey Woods

Na let!


Sip kon? Jean, Monkey mai shuay kon nun. Sip? 10? Kow go hok!



Go Hok jing! jing!

 
From Magazine Discussion / Born to Spoof - Chapter 7: The Best Laid Plans
Posted 21 Nov 10 14:00
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This one could go 40 chapters!

 
From Magazine Discussion / Chapter 5 of the sequel: The Mad Hatters tea party
Posted 21 Nov 10 13:58
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It was absolutely disgusting, 5 thumbs from me!!!

 
From General Discussion / Pasa Thai Only Thread
Posted 21 Nov 10 13:48
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Quote: The San Francisco Onion

Chai, nung song som si ha hoke jed bad gao sip!!



Mee sip cone la krup?!!! Oye!! Bhoat hua!! Jing jing!!

 
From General Discussion / Pasa Thai Only Thread
Posted 21 Nov 10 13:43
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Chai krup, ben cone su-pop, dong jai-yen-yen noy. Dee mahk krup.

 
From General Discussion / Pasa Thai Only Thread
Posted 21 Nov 10 03:36
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Quote: Monkey Woods

Ayoo samsip-hok bee layow.

Suway mahk mahk krup.

Deh-wah, Monkey chawp Nok dee gwah



Khun Monkey me fan gi cone?

 
From Magazine Discussion / Born to Spoof: Chapter 6 - New Olde World
Posted 20 Nov 10 23:25
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Thanks Nick!

 
From General Discussion / The Monkey Woods Inspired Thread 'Ending In 'Though'...
Posted 20 Nov 10 13:20
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That was just a figure of speech though. Though the cream in real milk does rise to the top though.

 
From General Discussion / Where Is Beatles Band?
Posted 20 Nov 10 13:15
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Okay Linda, what have done with John, Paul, George and Ringo and mind you, you're under oath, or maybe an oaf.



 
From General Discussion / Pasa Thai Only Thread
Posted 20 Nov 10 13:12
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Quote: Monkey Woods

Ching ching krup.

Dee o nee, mee 'peun' ik kon neung. Cheu Lot.

Khao jai mai krup?


Khao jai krup, peun Monkey Cheu Lot. Khun Lot ayut tao rai krup? Naa rok mai?

 
From Magazine Discussion / Born to Spoof: Chapter 6 - New Olde World
Posted 20 Nov 10 13:06
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Born to Spoof Sequel, Ch 6


Jump in anytime its another wide open tale.

 
From General Discussion / Let's All Have A Flame Up! (Just Pretend - Not Real)
Posted 17 Nov 10 04:30
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Quote: Charpa93

Hah, you know you want to lick Sarah Palin's boots. You're just not man enough to man up to the fact. And you know she'd never let you, liberal commie pinko, boot-licker.



If you switch the "l" and the "a" around she's Sarah Plain. Plain and "simple" mind you. The mind is a terrible thing to "waist", but in her case its ZIPPO! Hell Sarah's so shallow she thinks she saw George Bush running for Congress.

 
From General Discussion / And Now for something COmpletely Different
Posted 15 Nov 10 04:24
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Mollusks are most definitely sex demons!!!!

 
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