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From Magazine Discussion / Chapter 19, The Quill Doth Cometh
Posted 24 Oct 10 13:40
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Quill pens are the future of submarines!

 
From News Discussion / Juan Williams Just Speaking His Mind, For Christ's Sake!
Posted 22 Oct 10 14:05
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I used my two thumbs then borrowed three, Stars were a lot easier! You don't know where some of these thumbs have been!

 
From News Discussion / Palin Chooses Christine O'Donnell for 2012 Running Mate Shortlist
Posted 22 Oct 10 14:01
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Who needs all them other....people! We were doing fine here in America without....ummmm, Europeans? Now wait a second!

 
From News Discussion / Palin Chooses Christine O'Donnell for 2012 Running Mate Shortlist
Posted 22 Oct 10 12:40
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It's superficial, Palin and O'Donnell in 2012!

 
From Magazine Discussion / Chapter 18, Pygmies know best!
Posted 22 Oct 10 12:33
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Arrrrgh wrong island again!!! Great Job JOCH 18

 
From General Discussion / Pasa Thai Only Thread
Posted 22 Oct 10 01:25
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Quote: Skoob1999

That fucking Monkey, he's a genius!

Probably in a Simian way.

Ko nee chi wah

Skoob San



Shsssssh, it'll go to his head, he already thinks he lives in Thailand teaching English with beautiful Thai women!

 
From General Discussion / The Exclusive Jesus Budda/Monkey Woods Acronym Thread
Posted 22 Oct 10 01:22
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Yes speedy recovery JB, best fishes

 
From General Discussion / The Exclusive Jesus Budda/Monkey Woods Acronym Thread
Posted 21 Oct 10 00:12
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Quote: SpaceElevator

This is often how alien abductions go down... I should know.

On the bright side, it's more fodder for the adventure series...


True! Nothing personal Jesus old chum, but you may have just bought yourself a ticket to a research lab for the Gerbil flu!

 
From General Discussion / The Exclusive Jesus Budda/Monkey Woods Acronym Thread
Posted 20 Oct 10 18:27
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Quote: Jesus Budda

I'd love to play, Monkey.
But I'm afraid that this will be my last posting here on The Spoof.


Tally ho, old chum.


JESUS! Buddha, are you leaving? This is not a proper send off!

 
From General Discussion / The 'Questions Only' Thread
Posted 19 Oct 10 23:59
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Que? Arai? What?

 
From News Discussion / Roger Federer and Swiss Demand Cheese Without Holes!
Posted 19 Oct 10 20:22
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This story has holes in it.

 
From Magazine Discussion / Chapter 14: Escape from Reality & Recall to Duty!
Posted 18 Oct 10 23:18
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Quote: Charpa93

I'll step back. Swashbuckling isn't tame stuff. I'm able to take it. Have at it mateys.


Charpa I suspect you can handle a sword, stay handy!

 
From Magazine Discussion / Chapter 14: Escape from Reality & Recall to Duty!
Posted 18 Oct 10 23:16
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Quote: masterchev

I have confidence in Jaggedone.

Agreed. You, Skoob, Jean and Charpa really have been great influences. Thanks for everything,

MC.



Fun group, no doubt!

 
From General Discussion / The 'Questions Only' Thread
Posted 18 Oct 10 17:48
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Quote: The San Francisco Onion


Quote: Jean Le Fete

Touche'!



Don't you mean "Touche'?"?


Of course?!!!!

 
From Magazine Discussion / Chapter 14: Escape from Reality & Recall to Duty!
Posted 18 Oct 10 15:15
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Way to Go! Brought em all back in for the ride very nicely!

 
From Magazine Discussion / Chapter 13: #3 Returns
Posted 18 Oct 10 01:45
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Most sorry SKoob, the ghost of Dean Martin and his scoobie doo type songs made me do it! What a load of crap, its my typing skills and feeble brain!


 
From Magazine Discussion / Chapter 13: #3 Returns
Posted 18 Oct 10 00:55
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This series is giving me a real kick, I'm enjoying everybody's chapters immensely, here is my latest.

 
From General Discussion / The 'Questions Only' Thread
Posted 18 Oct 10 00:52
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Quote: The San Francisco Onion


Quote: Monkey Woods

Is this the 'Questions Only' thread?




Quote: Monkey Woods

Fuck the questions!



Maybe you thought you were someone else for a moment?


Touche'! Your own words Monkey? Or were you not yourself that day?

 
From General Discussion / Pasa Thai Only Thread
Posted 18 Oct 10 00:34
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Quote: Katarina Frogpond2

Japanese anyone?

1 to 10.

ichi, ni, san, shi, go, roku, sichi, hachi, kyu, ju.

I can do the symbols too, but I can't find Japanese characters on my computer.


Thai 1 to 10

nung, song, som, si, ha, hoke, jed, bad, gao, sip

 
From General Discussion / Pasa Thai Only Thread
Posted 17 Oct 10 18:48
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Quote: Skoob1999

What's syntax? = sin tax


I hope I don't have to pay that too.

Why is Monkey Woods saying 'tea's up' and 'fuck off gayboy?'

Now I speak Thai as well as the next man.

Apart from Thais that is...

Bing bong

Avon coring.

Mi Wuv U Rong Time Fie Dorra.

Luk ee luk ee sukee sukee fukee fu kee.

Wuv U rong time Gow Den Borr oks

(it's dead good this!)

Wee Gads

Skoob


 
From General Discussion / Pasa Thai Only Thread
Posted 17 Oct 10 18:47
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Quote: Monkey Woods


Quote: Jean Le Fete

Khun Nok ja ma yu gap Monkey




Kit wah: yang krup. Kow bork wah, "Kit doo gon, na?"


Quote: Jean Le Fete

laa palaya Monkey?!!!





Yang mai roo, krup.



Quote: Jean Le Fete

Oye Monkey choke dee me palaya nom jai jing jing. Puud len krup


Beh wah arai?


Mai ben rai krup, jaam mai dai puud ruang arai krup! Choke dee krup!

 
From General Discussion / Pasa Thai Only Thread
Posted 17 Oct 10 01:25
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Quote: Monkey Woods


Quote: Jean Le Fete

By "palaya" do you mean wife?


Chai


Quote: Jean Le Fete

Palay Jim choo "Kesara" krup, raew (we) dang-nyan gone yee-sip be gone 20 years.




Monkey mee palaya 21 bee laew.




Quote: Jean Le Fete

Raew me loog-sow song kon, ayud 7 be and ayud 15 be.




Monkey mee luk sorng kon, muen gan. Mee luk chai ayoo 14 bee, laa luk saow ayoo 8 bee. Sorng kon na lak, deh wah, luk chai pen dek deu! 'Teenager' meun derm, na?


Chai Teenager meun derm jing jing, deh wah, luk saow Jean g' chai die, ben con dee.

Khun Nok ja ma yu gap Monkey laa palaya Monkey?!!! Oye Monkey choke dee me palaya nom jai jing jing. Puud len krup

 
From General Discussion / The 'Questions Only' Thread
Posted 17 Oct 10 01:13
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Where's the damned question mark key, oh there it is?

 
From News Discussion / Oprah Winfrey to give Each Chilean Miner a Free Vacation to Mammoth Caves
Posted 17 Oct 10 00:35
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More Oprah give aways


 
From General Discussion / Pasa Thai Only Thread
Posted 16 Oct 10 02:28
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Quote: Skoob1999

What's syntax? I hope I don't have to pay that too.

Why is Monkey Woods saying 'tea's up' and 'fuck off gayboy?'

Now I speak Thai as well as the next man.

Apart from Thais that is...

Bing bong

Avon coring.

Mi Wuv U Rong Time Fie Dorra.

Luk ee luk ee sukee sukee fukee fu kee.

Wuv U rong time Gow Den Borr oks

(it's dead good this!)


'tea's up' and 'fuck off gayboy?' I believe these bits are in English not Thai


Wee Gads

Skoob


 
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