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From General Discussion / Happy New Year
Posted 3 Jan 13 02:25
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If you can't break even break wind...just sayin'...

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 3 Jan 13 00:24
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Sourced out under republican criminal emulcified degenerates.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 24 Dec 12 15:03
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Fish in stockings. Herring!

 
From General Discussion / Dear Spoof
Posted 23 Dec 12 15:37
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Dear Dear Spoof,

Been fun growing up here. Now that I'm entering the 6th grade, I feel I am intellectually moving beyond jokes that imply people have venereal disease because they volunteered for positions that helped someone impose quite reasonable rules on us 5th graders.

So it is time for something different, but when one door closes another one opens. Sorry I offended anyone, but so be it.

JLF


 
From General Discussion / Dear Spoof
Posted 22 Dec 12 03:44
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Dear Spoof,

This whole modern Mayan Debacle started with the Beatles and Paul McCartney penning "The End" on Abbey Road. Then of course you know Yoko was actually a Mayan high priestess in a former life and symbolically she ended the Beatles. But of course it was really Ringo's ring in HELP that lead to the largest stir of Mayan calender frenzy among a small Druid set of fans from Ireland. Carry on. Oh and I'm also announcing that after my final magazine article in my series Born To Spoof, I shall be retiring from this website. Nothing personal, but as Skoob has expressed, its no fun here anymore and a friend of mine has had their feelings hurt. So really who needs it, but I'm going to finish doing something that use to give me great enjoyment here and leave on a positive note. Thank you. God bless us every one!

JLF


 
From General Discussion / Life's Great Pleasures
Posted 5 Dec 12 05:39
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Quote: Ellie James

I like raindrops and roses and warm woolen mittens.

Ellie



I like yodeling with female goat herders

 
From General Discussion / Hurricane Sandy
Posted 31 Oct 12 01:22
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There once was a girl named Sandy
Who guys use to say was handy
For a bottle of wine
She'd give a good time
And everyone felt just dandy

 
From General Discussion / The coin a word or phrase game
Posted 11 Oct 12 16:41
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Nincomps - Used to describe an entire group of nincompoops.

 
From General Discussion / Elementary Vs. Sherlock
Posted 2 Oct 12 03:55
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I haven't seen it, but I have enjoyed the recent movies by Robert Downey Jr. Even though he is as you suggest, not a real sensitive character, he did have a sense of humor and played the eccentric extreme genius, very well. Like all of us do I suppose, but I don't like to brag.

 
From General Discussion / What's your favourite type of toilet?
Posted 29 Sep 12 02:10
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You failed to include trees
Of course the other standard in asia is the "squat" toilet, which is hell when you've got the runs.

 
From General Discussion / What's your favourite type of toilet?
Posted 28 Sep 12 22:48
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Potty mouth!

 
From General Discussion / The worst haiku ever written in the WesternWorld thread
Posted 27 Sep 12 02:46
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There was a young girl
From Tex down thar in Dallas
Her name was El

-lie (spppppthtt! on the rules!)

 
From General Discussion / Getting Right To The Arse Of The Matter.
Posted 12 Sep 12 03:49
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Geeze, I leave for a few days and come back to a conversation about Ellie's arse. I must go away more often lol!

 
From General Discussion / What do you bring to a relationship?
Posted 4 Sep 12 22:24
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hair?

 
From General Discussion / Your Aphrodisiac!
Posted 4 Sep 12 18:23
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Sleep

 
From General Discussion / What do you bring to a relationship?
Posted 4 Sep 12 18:20
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Do you shed?

 
From General Discussion / What do you bring to a relationship?
Posted 2 Sep 12 05:14
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No silly, the words to the song, "Nothing plus nothing leaves nothing, you gotta have something, if you're gonna be with me."







Quote: Ellie James


Quote: Jean Le Fete

Nothing from Nothing



You're bringing Billy Preston? I guess that's what hillbillies bring?

Ellie


 
From General Discussion / What do you bring to a relationship?
Posted 2 Sep 12 02:19
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From General Discussion / By Imitation Only
Posted 28 Aug 12 03:59
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niaga revo lla uvajed si sihT

 
From General Discussion / By Imitation Only
Posted 27 Aug 12 00:41
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niaga revo lla uvajed si sihT

 
From General Discussion / Lance Armstrong
Posted 27 Aug 12 00:39
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Yikes!


Quote: Skoob1999

On yer bike!

Regards

Skoob.


 
From General Discussion / Lance Armstrong
Posted 27 Aug 12 00:36
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Yes but it has ten speeds!


Quote: Fergus McCarthy

Do you ever get tyred of it,, it just seems that the story is constantly recycled.


 
From General Discussion / By Imitation Only
Posted 26 Aug 12 16:48
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This is dejavu all over again.

 
From General Discussion / Lance Armstrong
Posted 26 Aug 12 16:32
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Well it sounds like all of the top ones were doing something, so it was pretty even up. Equal scum bags. I still like Lance though, I think for the most part he is a good person and I have loved spoofing him over the years.

 
From General Discussion / Neil Armstrong
Posted 26 Aug 12 04:21
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If you ever get to D.C. and the Smithsonian to see the tin can lunar lander they did that stuff in. DAMN they were brave, crazy bastards! Imagine flying a crappy 1990 Ford Fiesta to the moon today and you have it in a nutshell!

 
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