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Semiology! Eastern millipedes in Ophelia's locks ordinarily grow younger

Kippers in placid pecan encrusted roast serpents.

Duck under Carmen's kippers!

Grilled, roasted in liver lipped estuarys, duck!

Manchester accepts no cheating half-wit equestrian soccer tyrants to engage rampantly

Signify insignificant greedy neanderthals in foreign yurts

Desparate engulfed susan plastered artichokes rather artisan together eventually

If you can't break even break wind...just sayin'...

Sourced out under republican criminal emulcified degenerates.

Fish in stockings. Herring!

Dear Dear Spoof,

Been fun growing up here. Now that I'm entering the 6th grade, I feel I am intellectually moving beyond jokes that imply people have venereal disease because they volunteered for positions that helped someone impose quite reasonable rules on us 5th graders.

So it is time for something different, but when one door closes another one opens. Sorry I offended anyone, but so be it.

JLF

Dear Spoof,

This whole modern Mayan Debacle started with the Beatles and Paul McCartney penning "The End" on Abbey Road. Then of course you know Yoko was actually a Mayan high priestess in a former life and symbolically she ended the Beatles. But of course it was really Ringo's ring in HELP that lead to the largest stir of Mayan calender frenzy among a small Druid set of fans from Ireland. Carry on. Oh and I'm also announcing that after my final magazine article in my series Born To Spoof, I shall be retiring from this website. Nothing personal, but as Skoob has expressed, its no fun here anymore and a friend of mine has had their feelings hurt. So really who needs it, but I'm going to finish doing something that use to give me great enjoyment here and leave on a positive note. Thank you. God bless us every one!

JLF

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Quote: Ellie James

I like raindrops and roses and warm woolen mittens.

Ellie

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I like yodeling with female goat herders

There once was a girl named Sandy
Who guys use to say was handy
For a bottle of wine
She'd give a good time
And everyone felt just dandy

Nincomps - Used to describe an entire group of nincompoops.

I haven't seen it, but I have enjoyed the recent movies by Robert Downey Jr. Even though he is as you suggest, not a real sensitive character, he did have a sense of humor and played the eccentric extreme genius, very well. Like all of us do I suppose, but I don't like to brag.

You failed to include trees
Of course the other standard in asia is the "squat" toilet, which is hell when you've got the runs.

Potty mouth!

There was a young girl
From Tex down thar in Dallas
Her name was El

-lie (spppppthtt! on the rules!)

Geeze, I leave for a few days and come back to a conversation about Ellie's arse. I must go away more often lol!

hair?

Sleep

Do you shed?

No silly, the words to the song, "Nothing plus nothing leaves nothing, you gotta have something, if you're gonna be with me."

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Quote: Ellie James

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Quote: Jean Le Fete

Nothing from Nothing

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You're bringing Billy Preston? I guess that's what hillbillies bring?

Ellie

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Nothing from Nothing