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From News Discussion / Apple and Blackberry Crumble
Posted 13 Oct 11 15:01
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I just logged in to do a piece with the exact same title and then saw this.

curses, foiled again!




 
From News Discussion / Occupy Wall Street, still not happening...honest, no it really isnt, trust me, I'm a journalist.
Posted 5 Oct 11 12:43
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http://www.disinfo.com/2011/10/jp-morgan-chase-donates-4-6-million-to-nypd-on-eve-of-protests/JP Morgan donates $4.6 mill to NYPD

with real news like this happening, it really makes our job both easier and more difficult at the same time.

 
From News Discussion / Protestors Camp Out in Newspaper Office and No One Notices
Posted 5 Oct 11 12:28
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Bang on! Five thumbs!

MORE, MORE...

 
From News Discussion / Occupy Wall Street, still not happening...honest, no it really isnt, trust me, I'm a journalist.
Posted 4 Oct 11 09:10
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same here in jolly old Englandshire, not one of the news sites/TV-chan's covered it and that includes the BBC. The first whiff they showed was Saturday after the 700 arrested on the Brooklyn Bridge (why did you name your bridge after David Beckhams son?) over two weeks since it first kicked off. Which is odd when you consider how quick they all were to be on the Arab Spring uprisings and the London riots.

There is also an 'occupy' starting here in Londinium, at the Stock Exchange in the city.

Power to the people and all that malarkey.

M

 
From News Discussion / Occupy Wall Street, still not happening...honest, no it really isnt, trust me, I'm a journalist.
Posted 3 Oct 11 15:29
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Quote: Ellie James

http://sociology.ucsc.edu/whorulesamerica/power/wealth.html

(I'm on a computer that won't let me use links.

This is an interesting read, and I'm sure the data would see a larger gap now than in 2007.

Ellie


That is brilliant Ellie thank you, good share. The facts and figures themselves are not that brilliant though. I shall be posting this link to my Facile-book etc, so others can see it up my twitter. Very important information to share.

M

 
From News Discussion / Occupy Wall Street, still not happening...honest, no it really isnt, trust me, I'm a journalist.
Posted 3 Oct 11 13:16
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It would be cool if everyone did their take on this for TheSpoof as a way to further the cause and provoke more discussion.

 
From News Discussion / Occupy Wall Street, still not happening...honest, no it really isnt, trust me, I'm a journalist.
Posted 3 Oct 11 08:18
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it has been going on for more than two weeks now and the BBC only JUST this Saturday 1st October reported on it.

I dont think it's about Obama or the banks, as George Carlin said many years ago 'it's the companies who own the country, the REAL owners, they own you, me, the government and the politicians, who are put there just to give us the illusion that we have freedom of choice'

 
From News Discussion / Gay Dog Runs Amok On Worthing Seafront
Posted 8 Sep 11 11:32
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LAUGH? ...well, yes actually I did, because it is funny.

Five swollen jobbies from me, our kid.

 
From News Discussion / Print your own food straight from email
Posted 9 Jul 11 09:05
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I would just like to point out that The Spoof was there first,...AGAIN.

Print your own chocolate.

 
From Magazine Discussion / Letters To The Editor About Phone Hacking
Posted 7 Jul 11 23:42
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effing genius. loved it.

 
From General Discussion / Excuse me but...
Posted 29 Jun 11 07:00
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point taken




 
From General Discussion / Excuse me but...
Posted 28 Jun 11 17:09
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how you like your men? eh? eh?

oh never mind.

 
From General Discussion / Excuse me but...
Posted 28 Jun 11 09:21
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...and they say we are a nation of tea drinkers, ppfft.

You show them Skoob.

 
From General Discussion / Excuse me but...
Posted 27 Jun 11 21:53
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... would you like a cup of tea?

 
From General Discussion / Miscellanious thread
Posted 28 Nov 10 02:00
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Soup.




 
From General Discussion / New Thread
Posted 27 Nov 10 19:59
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You just did.





 
From News Discussion / Ethnic minority numbers to rise to 20% due to breeding, whitey is dying off.
Posted 18 Nov 10 08:12
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I wrote this story back in June and now I have just seen on Yahoo news, This White Briton's a minority by 2066.
Yahoo news is a bit slow and shit innit though


soup

 
From General Discussion / Turn Back Time: BBC1 2100hrs
Posted 17 Nov 10 12:01
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I got shit faced in shepton mallet, in a dingy little pub, down in a wee dell surrounded by houses that didn't look much but when you went in had all manner of madness and odd lighting, ooh and a optical illusion ladder going up through the ceiling. that's all i remember though, due to being unusually spannered because of the 1 pound a pint thatchers cider they served there.

Happy days


Soup

 
From General Discussion / Let's All Have A Flame Up! (Just Pretend - Not Real)
Posted 16 Nov 10 00:05
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poop mouth



 
From General Discussion / What Is It?
Posted 15 Nov 10 14:21
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Quote: victor nicholas

I think you may have meant miasma instead of roiling mist.



Quote: Skoob1999
Nay, nay, and thrice, nay.

Is this my nemesis I see before me?

Materialising from the roiling mist

Talons extruding from sockets of steel

Face like a freshly slapped arse.

Nope...it's just the postman.

Regards

Skoob.





Roiling is OK, I like a good roiling.


Soup

 
From News Discussion / Writing Spoof news stories about X-Factor more addictive than crack
Posted 8 Nov 10 21:43
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I effing love a bit of mother-hugging vituperation, me.


and social commentering



soup




 
From General Discussion / Favourite Films
Posted 7 Nov 10 12:44
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From News Discussion / Emma Watson's pussy shot, mistaken for giant rat.
Posted 4 Nov 10 16:48
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This damn thing keeps coming back to haunt me and getting more hits than my current stories, oh woe and calamity, if only I had considered the ramifications of my actions ...oh hang on, I did and thought it would get shit loads of hits.
and I had just this week made the concious (semi)decision to stop eyeball porn, point scoring stories and stick to polemic. oh the ironing!





 
From General Discussion / Hospital jokes - anyone?
Posted 3 Nov 10 01:45
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cheesy balls





 
From News Discussion / Ginger Rodents React Angrily to Danny Alexander Comparisons
Posted 2 Nov 10 17:01
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I'll go with Skoob. but not in a ga...never mind.



M

 
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