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Get you a good deal though. Out of pity, if nothing more.

Seriously, take me with you, my friends dad's a used car salesman and she trained me up before I went to buy a car. Classic. They ask you what colour you like for example so that mentally you already own the car, they asked me, I said," What difference does the effin colour make?" After an hour on the final negotiation (you have to walk away so you can play two garages off against each other), my then boyfriend walked away as he said I was being too aggressive. Then, at the moment of signing, I put the pen down and told the "closer" I wasn't signing unless I could get a full tank of petrol, mud flaps and mats for inside the car. She asked me if I wanted her jacket as well. I said no thanks, its too big for me. She nearly cried. Now that was a GOOD day.

Pre-war what was the only event ever disallowed from the Paralympics?

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Blow you away

The affectionate name JB gives to his genitalia.

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A man in a white van

I think its a BANKSY!

It DOES look great!

That's the irony, it's clearly taken time, trouble and expense to do that.

I wonder how much the cat paid?

OMG.. I just looked at the link, its really pink isn't it... a couple of dazzling gems stuck to that and I'd buy one!

You shouldn't laugh but... how are they going to find its owner while its still pink?

I lost a black and white cat.

I lost a tabby.

Mine's brown with 2 white feet.

Erm.... well, this one's pink...currently, did any of yours have 2 ears, whiskers and a tail?

What does the Honey Monsters mother shout at him every tea time except Fridays?

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Unsubscribe and move on

Name the alternative fire engine crew in Trumpton

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Hob Nobs

Jedward are what kind of vegetables?

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Christmas cards with robins on

Name a typical phrase uttered at a Star Trek convention by a man in a captains shirt, with a paunch and NO GIRLFRIEND.

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Humble.

Now its water softeners, with a picture of two scabby little things called "scale" and "scum"- so discuss away-with illustrations. No imagination needed.
JB; you can be "scum" OK?

What would a party of frogs sit upon to take tea?

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Delete or keep?

Name a hit record by "Scouting for Girls"

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Blustery weather

A few pointers here.
They'll have the wheels off in seconds.
It doesn't need to be a horse, they dont recognise animals like horses, or any animals in fact. Except pit bulls.
So dont do too much horse type detail, its unnecessary.
Certainly, go out with a curtain pole and big stick, I would suggest a microphone though instead. They know what they are.
Tell them you are recruiting for a new Big Brother type show and ask them to queue and come round the corner one by one, without dogs, knives or backup and that will give you a better crack at them.
Tell the hardest one thats hes through to the "next stage" but hes got to prove he's a "fun guy" by stripping off and prancing round like an idiot in front of his mates OR alternatively he could prove he has the type of sense of humour you are looking for by tying sausages and meat scraps to his genitals and taunting his mates pit bulls.
Hitting them with a stick just isnt enough Skoob.

Hosiery worn by really fat female mountaineers

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Monkey Woods

Name two substances found on bar peanuts apart from urine and faeces.

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Walkers Crisps Adverts

How big are Madame Bitters tits?

I reckon Buck is about 6ft 1" and JB is about 5ft 3".

Buck, so what you're actually saying is she doesn't like you because you're a wanker?

hmmm, theres not even a comment regarding this on The Register and they know everything computer wise, they have reported that "Google lifted its internet block just after 7:30am Pacific time"

Sadly Ferg, they are also displaying a photograph of said problems... for free... accessible to everyone.. no cost whatsoever.

The trouble with bars is you can never remember what they were called after you stumble out.

I was in the one next to The Comedy Store In Manchester last week, that was quite nice. There was a big sort of machine thing in the ceiling.

I remember dancing with a scottish pipers band in one in New York too, no clue what the bar was called though.

They are Skoob, just not where you've got them.

Does anyone like horse racing??

THere are people who like horses and people who love horses and enjoy riding them and there are people who like gambling.

If there weren't horseraces, people would still gamble, but on something else.

Is the "horse" part necessary?

Or are there a lot of rich people who stand to lose out if the "horse" part becomes surplus.

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Quote: BuckwheatsButt

OK.............

Jesus Budda quite the fruita,
Once he ate...
His own ba-dudda!
Mrs. Budda heard the roota,
Hit his head with a broom-a-dulla!
Now 'ol Jesus is sad and mooda,
cannot play his flute-a-roota!

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Did you HAVE an education?