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From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 20 Jun 18 19:05
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Exquisitely xeroxed quiz undergoes interrogation solely in the expansive literary youth.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 19 Jun 18 17:22
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Swapshop was always playing STYLOPHONES, hackneyed old primate.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 18 Jun 18 17:51
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glockenspiels, lyre or carillon keyboards ensure nobody supresses percussion instruments, even lithophones.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 17 Jun 18 14:03
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Reign everything in, give nothing.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 16 Jun 18 23:10
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You old usurper

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 16 Jun 18 14:31
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karaoke attracts riotous applause of kitschy eccentrics.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 16 Jun 18 09:25
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Sides interest diners eating steak.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 15 Jun 18 16:10
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Seams entwine around my shorts

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 15 Jun 18 16:05
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Knickers never include cute knitted elastic round seams

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 14 Jun 18 22:27
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Noduled orgasmatron delves under loosely elasticated drawers

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 14 Jun 18 22:25
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Session explains sexy stimulation if orgasmatron noduled

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 13 Jun 18 17:06
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Singers in nightclubs get every recording show.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 12 Jun 18 18:26
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She’d heard every detail


 
From Magazine Discussion / How to Survive a Corporate Visit
Posted 10 Jun 18 16:19
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Current shithole, where a corporate visit is like alien gods have decended from the skies to destroy your little work planet and is followed by , literally, ritual sacrifice of those who "failed" in one or two very minor areas. You may as well put a bullet in your brain if you answered a question incorrectly, its quicker and less painful in the long run. It doesn't apply to me, they cant touch me, Im the only person in the whole building who can read and write and therefore USE THE COMPUTER.

 
From Magazine Discussion / How to Survive a Corporate Visit
Posted 10 Jun 18 13:49
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This is so damn accurate! I stapled myself to the desk and pretended to be a photographic mouse mat, but sadly they thought I was a stress toy, god, the bruises!

 
From News Discussion / Vicar's Wife Startled by Garden Drone
Posted 5 Jun 18 20:46
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Thanks Mark, good to see you’re still here and still de-bugging.

 
From News Discussion / Britain Sick To Death of Bloody Meerkats
Posted 7 Oct 10 19:45
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I prefer them "en croute". You can just leave the little jacket on then.
Or serve with jacket potato.
I'm hoping "pigs in blankets" will become "meerkats in jackets" over the Christmas period.
They're clever though, all over the internet and NOT ONE anywhere near my story.
Survival of the fittest.
I prefer honey badgers. A very underused creature that.

 
From News Discussion / Loaf of bread found in mouse
Posted 7 Oct 10 06:56
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Love it! Where can I get one?

 
From Magazine Discussion / Peter Tatchell: "Not all sex involving children is unwanted, abusive & harmful"
Posted 2 Oct 10 08:11
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I agree, MW, Im outta here!

 
From Magazine Discussion / Peter Tatchell: "Not all sex involving children is unwanted, abusive & harmful"
Posted 1 Oct 10 21:31
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Quote: Jaggedone

By the way, this is exactly half the argument in the article - if anyone mentions a contrary opinion then they're immediately labelled as homophobic.

JP, I agree, I have a baseball bat waiting for you, are you up for it or shall we do some Paki-bashing instead?


Of course... you wouldn't want to go alone would you?

 
From Magazine Discussion / Peter Tatchell: "Not all sex involving children is unwanted, abusive & harmful"
Posted 1 Oct 10 07:37
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There must be one somewhere.

 
From Magazine Discussion / Peter Tatchell: "Not all sex involving children is unwanted, abusive & harmful"
Posted 30 Sep 10 21:28
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Im not an anthropologist and neither are you.

The "gays are nice" comments were directed at MW in a satirical way.

I wasn't condoning paedeophilia, I was merely challenging your homophobic views.

 
From Magazine Discussion / Peter Tatchell: "Not all sex involving children is unwanted, abusive & harmful"
Posted 30 Sep 10 19:03
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children can be extremely affected by gentle and prolonged suggestion. I should know, I am.


Gays are nice, MW, gays are nice......

very nice...,. are you listening to me..... im speaking very gently...... gays are really nice people...

nice..... go to sleep and remember my words..... nice gays...

 
From Magazine Discussion / Peter Tatchell: "Not all sex involving children is unwanted, abusive & harmful"
Posted 30 Sep 10 18:58
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Ok, so technically as gays and lesbians cannot naturally reproduce they should've died out by now, but they haven't, in fact they are multiplying successfully. Because mother nature keeps on creating them, seemingly at random, every family has one after all. So, if the purpose of nature is survival of the fittest and to carry on the successful genes, why have there been homosexuals throughout history and why, given their nature, haven't they died out.
The argument that its "not natural" doesn't bear out when you consider how successfully they are existing.
And if they "aren't natural" why do they exist at all in such large numbers? Why would nature go to all that trouble?
Explain away.

 
From Magazine Discussion / Peter Tatchell: "Not all sex involving children is unwanted, abusive & harmful"
Posted 30 Sep 10 07:03
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Skoob is right. You are what you are inside. Being brought up by a gay couple isnt going to mean you turn out gay. Do any of you actually have teenagers?? FFS, does anyone really think that these excessively oversleeping, moody, non dish-washing, grim, spotty little feckers are going to "go along" with their parents and be "brainwashed" into their sexuality. LOL. Can you imagine dad and dad with their pristine frilly curtained home and neat kitchen coming home to find junior signing up to the "Hitler Youth" website just to spite them. I can.
You really aren't giving these kids the credit their individuality deserves.
Being gay can be choice, but mostly it isn't.
And being gay IS normal for gays.

 
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