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From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 16 Jan 14 07:24
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Terror: especially racist, radical or Right-wing.

 
From News Discussion / Man pops empty potato chip packet in Dallas cinema, 50 people wounded
Posted 15 Jan 14 09:56
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A work of art. The first sentence is a gem.

It could happen. Just not very likely. Same as 9/11.


100 thumbs

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 15 Jan 14 09:52
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Teeth exist, essentially, to hurt.




I like this one. It's so true.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 15 Jan 14 06:04
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Eaten after tasting elephant nougat.




Whatever the flip that is.

 
From News Discussion / English Soccer Player Admits He Is Straight
Posted 14 Jan 14 12:17
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Classic Dunc.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 14 Jan 14 12:14
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Scrapping can release a poisonous potential into neighbour's garden.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 13 Jan 14 10:08
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Alzheimer's: like zombies. Heston (earlier), Iris Murdoch, even Reagan suffered.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 13 Jan 14 09:54
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Korea: outlandish realm exhibiting Alzheimer's.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 13 Jan 14 09:53
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Drunk Rodman upsets North Korea.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 13 Jan 14 09:51
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Yard: ale rashly drunk.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 13 Jan 14 09:46
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Geology: 'earth' or 'land'? Or Granny's yard?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 10 Jan 14 13:12
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Kilimanjaro is large, icy mountain, and not just a regular outcropping.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 8 Jan 14 09:01
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Kansas, a nice state; agriculture: sunflowers.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 8 Jan 14 08:49
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Drink rum in nearby Kansas.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 8 Jan 14 08:48
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Sound of undesirables needing drink.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 8 Jan 14 08:46
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Stomachs that often make a chundering, horrible sound.

 
From Magazine Discussion / The life of a travelling salesman, or other similar jobs
Posted 7 Jan 14 06:25
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It has a 'certain something' which I cannot put my finger on.

Despite this, I gave it 5.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 7 Jan 14 06:17
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Codswallop? Or dog shit? What a lolloping load of periwinkles!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 3 Jan 14 12:58
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Squads queue up at department store.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 2 Jan 14 07:14
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'Yobbos' or 'Boot Boys'? Often 'Skinheads'.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 28 Dec 13 01:27
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Yuletide usually lame excuse to imbibe drinks excessively.



Sorry about that, old beans.

 
From General Discussion / Daily Funnies
Posted 26 Dec 13 06:11
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Nice calendar, that.

I especially liked the Viking guy on the pool table, but the other one laid along the bar was just plain disgusting!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 25 Dec 13 10:58
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Litany? I trusted almost nobody yesterday.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 24 Dec 13 07:45
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Chimerical: highly improbable, mythical, envisioned, requiring imaginative character (and lunacy).

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 23 Dec 13 10:50
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KKK, kinda klannish.






 
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