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From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 7 May 14 04:11
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Reported endlessly - plane on route to Ecuador disappeared.




I used the English version of the French en route, as I don't really know why we use the French version. If I am on my way from Hull to London, surely I am on a route from the first to the second. Discuss.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 7 May 14 04:07
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Fever! Every virus ever reported!

 
From News Discussion / Donald Sterling Banned For Life From Every Organization With Initials
Posted 6 May 14 04:15
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And the one about 'Text Walking' as an Olympic sport needs spreading far and wide as well - maybe even needs using as part of the school curriculum.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 6 May 14 04:09
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Spicy: particularly incendiary chillies. Yikes!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 May 14 11:16
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Names are meaningful, especially surnames!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 May 14 10:24
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Manhattan and New Hampshire are the tackiest American names!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 May 14 10:23
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Mayhem at Yonkers; hardly ever Manhattan!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 May 14 10:13
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Scrotum can rip off, to unmentionable mayhem.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 May 14 10:12
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Seeds, existing enigmatically down scrotum.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 5 May 14 03:08
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Skills, knowledge, intelligence: like little seeds.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 29 Apr 14 12:11
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Saturates a tissue, usually rated as 'totally exceptional soak-up'.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 24 Apr 14 08:38
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Singing is not gargling ... is not gargling...











... to fade.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 22 Apr 14 11:11
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Surrealism: unusually realistic romantic experience, and, later, I smelt mackerel.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 21 Apr 14 10:35
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Slated, like a terrible entertainer - deservedly.

 
From News Discussion / Girl's Tattoo Means "C*nt" In Chinese
Posted 18 Apr 14 05:48
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Sorry to keep putting this writer's offerings in here, but this is something that has often occurred to me, that, with Chinese tattoos, the artist could scrawl anything he liked on the customer's arm, and they would be oblivious as to the real meaning.

More tattoo artists like that, I say! Hurrah!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 18 Apr 14 05:38
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Tension: essentially nervousness seen in overweight neurotics.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 18 Apr 14 05:36
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Sweat: water emitted after tension.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 18 Apr 14 05:33
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Glands, like Apocrines, normally distribute sweat.

 
From News Discussion / Forgotten Yogurt Mourned
Posted 17 Apr 14 02:27
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A piece of art that needs reading by lovers of dairy products everywhere.



 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 17 Apr 14 02:22
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Rejoicing, exceptional joyousness; optional incessant cackling; intense, non-stop giggling.

 
From News Discussion / Boyfriend's Ponytail Annoys Daughter's Father
Posted 16 Apr 14 06:23
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So beautifully put.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 16 Apr 14 06:18
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Characteristic habits are rarely actual characteristic traits, except routines. It's seldom that I cough.

 
From News Discussion / Two University Students Engage in Complaint-Free Conversation
Posted 9 Apr 14 07:59
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Yes, a very lovely thing.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 9 Apr 14 07:49
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Delicacies exist like 'ice cream and chocolate in elephant sperm'.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 7 Apr 14 11:48
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"Excelled?", Xavier cried. "Excelled? Looks like excellent dogshit!"

 
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