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From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 16 Mar 18 04:35
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Transubstantiation: really a nonsense, spouted unbelievably by Sunday teachers amid New Testament ideology, and twats in 'old Naples'.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 15 Mar 18 13:17
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Nymphomania - you mangey parasites have only mingers and nymphs in America!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 14 Mar 18 13:44
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'Exoneration', Erskin, not 'exonerate', old chap.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 13 Mar 18 05:00
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Titillating is ... titillating is ... like lapping at titties in neighbour's greenhouse.




Quite proud of that.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 12 Mar 18 04:59
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Effulges: fast, flowing, undulating light, gushing extremely speedily.

 
From Magazine Discussion / The Door Of Opportunity Hangs On Small Hinges
Posted 11 Mar 18 15:35
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I think he wrote it after he had been involved in that train crash.

I will try to read it again. Maybe it will be better the second time. Maybe not. Or maybe it will be the same, and only my perception of it will have changed.

A lot of it was 'other people' anyway, right?

Ah well, off to bed with me! Not you, you understand, but me, myself, for I must 'rise with the lark', if there are larks here, which there aren't. Ah well...

 
From General Discussion / Lord Palmerston's Favourite Song
Posted 11 Mar 18 15:25
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That track is beautiful, but not in the 'pretty' sense.
I have it on 'Dragnet', but it's not my favourite track. That would have to be 'A Figure Walks'.

There will never, again, be anything quite like The Fall, and there will never be another MES.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 11 Mar 18 15:21
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I think it should have been 'suspected'.
Thelonius, old chap, try to keep up.

Suspected United States politician evades capture, then enters Delaware.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 9 Mar 18 06:41
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Satirists are terroristical idiosyncratic, ranting iconoclastic scum, the sons-of-bitches!

 
From Magazine Discussion / The Door Of Opportunity Hangs On Small Hinges
Posted 6 Mar 18 14:35
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I wouldn't have bothered if I were you, and you were me, and you'd told me what I told you.

Do you think it's possible, Erskin, for writers to write too much? I think Dickens did, and this is a good example of 'writing for writing's sake'.

Let me know when you've finished. It's only 110 pages, though it's like wading through treacle in wellies.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 6 Mar 18 14:22
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Revelation: eerie vision erroneously leaked, and turned into online news.

 
From News Discussion / Julius Caesar gets attacked for eating sheep
Posted 5 Mar 18 14:11
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The best Julius Caesar/sheep story I've read on here this week.

Also the worst I'm ever likely to.



 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 4 Mar 18 14:25
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Now or whenever.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 4 Mar 18 14:24
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Resign: exit strategy I give now.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 3 Mar 18 12:23
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Sir, I resign.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 3 Mar 18 12:22
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Eastwards and southwards, towards westwards. Afterwards, relatively downwards, sir.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 3 Mar 18 12:18
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Escape Stalag-Luft (Colditz) and proceed eastwards.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 3 Mar 18 02:52
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Yam and Marmite.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 2 Mar 18 13:42
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Twats were a tad sweaty.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 2 Mar 18 13:41
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Exit xenophobic Italian twats.

 
From Magazine Discussion / The Door Of Opportunity Hangs On Small Hinges
Posted 1 Mar 18 10:58
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I logged-in the other day with the express intention of reading the 'Margarine Smuggler' article, after many years of procrastination, but, alas, it was not possible.

Instead, I decided to read 'Mugby Junction' by a Mr Charles Dickens, but have to say that this book is conclusive proof that even Dickens could write shite. That rhymed.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 1 Mar 18 03:58
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Measure exactly, a shit under rectal exit.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 28 Feb 18 14:30
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Naughtiness, an unusually, grimly habitual trait in nearly every social stratum.

 
From News Discussion / Hero Broward Sheriff's Deputies Pull Over Old Lady
Posted 27 Feb 18 15:09
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Good to know the police have got 'everything' covered.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 27 Feb 18 15:05
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Sobriquet, or 'brisket rap'. I quote: "under" (etymologically) "throat".

 
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