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Meal eaten at lunchtime.

Warm a Ready Meal.

Yellow: especially like lemons, or 'warm'.

Normality often really means 'a little in the yellow'.

Treasured, revered, esteemed and stored upstairs round Edna's divan.

Sight is generally highly treasured.

Not outlandish tights?

Nylon. You like or not?

Linen? I never expected nylon!

So original!

Yes, expect so.

I thought this thread was going to be about England...

Snatch, nipsy and thatch collide harmoniously.

It won't be France.


And I say that with almost-absolute certainty.

Knickers: nicely in crotch, knickers encourage rashy snatch.

Socialist: ownership certainly is a laugh, I sometimes think.

Skies? Korea is essentially Socialist.

I found this, and wondered if there were any hungry, fat bastards amongst our readership, who fancied a good, wholesome meal.

Feast your eyes upon this, fatties!

I like the way he mopped up all the grease with his 12th slice of bread!

Nitro-glycerine in the rifle or gun (liquid: you can enjoy repercussions, initiating nice explosions).

Rigamortis in general: 'affecting muscles', or rigidity. Technically, it's stiffening.

'Evangelistic Vicar And Nigerian Girl Enjoyed Lollipopping' - incredible story that I created.

Is there a way I can just delete my Twitter account? There must be.

My gmail inbox is a mess with all that crap!

i'm not very au fait with all this twittering, so I'd appreciate some help.

I keep getting messages through at my gmail account saying that so-and-so is following me on Twitter. I do remember, a long time ago, registering for it, but have never done anything with it, I don't think. When I see "Skoob1999 is following you on Twitter", or whatever, I think "Ah, he must have written a story and somehow, because we are both on The Spoof, I have been sent a notification of this". Or whatever.

But what does "The New York Times and ESPN have tweets for you" mean?

Why have these two media giants contacted little old me? Could it be that they want to offer me paid employment after seeing my sterling work on The Spoof? Could it be that my reputation has spread so far and wide that organisations like these will soon be battering my door down to secure my signature to write more of the bullshit that only I am able to come down with?

Could it be that they, too, think I am actually Tiger's brother?

Seriously, why?

Anyone?

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

Moderators,

I hate moderators, not the individuals, the people, just the idea and the need for them, especially on a site like this.

Other sites I can understand it but I have a romantic notion about this place that most arguments can be sorted out with a few well crafted insults and after a while everyone's happy.


In all the time I've been here we've never needed a moderator, I think it's shameful that a forum like this needs moderating,

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Others obviously don't agree, Fergus.

Love and hugs

Wonkey

Equal: quite unusual - and laughable!