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From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 9 Mar 14 07:11
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Theatrically, Hamlet excited audiences. Tragic role is classic, and longest literary yarn.



Shakespeare's, that is.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 9 Mar 14 05:47
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Quote: Frank Michaels

Erskin,

I'll take your advice to heart and watch out for Monkey Woods... though I'm not sure exactly why.




I know why.



Tropicalis: relative of Pipidae, is clawed. Ancient Latin, I suspect.

 
From General Discussion / 303 readers on board!
Posted 6 Mar 14 12:09
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I'd hoped you'd forgotten about those little urchins.





 
From General Discussion / 303 readers on board!
Posted 6 Mar 14 09:26
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Quote: Jaggedone

Satirists, comedians, etc, make people laugh at themselves because ultimately we are all to blame for the misery in some way or another.




I resent this accusation, Jaggedone. I feel I am in no way responsible for the misery, and would ask you to make an immediate apology.

Thank you, and Merry Christmas.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 6 Mar 14 09:22
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Skill? Killing is largely legal.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 4 Mar 14 11:08
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Rams are male sheep.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 4 Mar 14 11:07
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Slaughter lambs and ugly goats; hang turkeys, exterminate rams.






These are your orders for today.

 
From General Discussion / 303 readers on board!
Posted 3 Mar 14 10:15
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I think that number is the spoofiest thing about the site. At one time, when it was first introduced, the numbers were in the hundreds of thousands.

Pay no attention.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 3 Mar 14 10:12
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Emotions, mainly overt trepidation, in outrageously normal situations.

 
From News Discussion / English Soccer Player Admits He Is Straight
Posted 1 Mar 14 01:40
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You should email me. We haven't had a chinwag for a bit.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 27 Feb 14 12:02
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Sir, I resign!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 27 Feb 14 12:02
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Stars take a risk, Sir.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 27 Feb 14 12:01
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Gagas are Google's 'A' stars.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 26 Feb 14 08:42
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Quote: Jaggedone

uniform needs initials for officers on reconnaissance missions


Newcomers please stick to the rules / only use the last word from the last comment, i.E, MISSIONS, and then form your comment from the letters in the word!!!


missions in Southern Sudan intimidate other naughty soldiers



Jaggedone, how many 'o's are there in uniform?




Age getting extended?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 25 Feb 14 10:28
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Quote: Frank Michaels

Politics Overtly Leads Individuals To Imbecilic Cranial Spoilage



Are you and Jill in a tag team, Frank?



You ordered uniform?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 24 Feb 14 10:05
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Sucky: usually cocks; kinda yucky!

 
From News Discussion / Local Bachelor Prefers Drinking Milk of Froot Loops Over Milk of Coco Puffs
Posted 23 Feb 14 07:14
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Quote: Skoob1999

Sometimes.





I miss Fergus, too. And Budda. Budda most of all. Oh, and Carina.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 23 Feb 14 07:11
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Quote: Jill The Shill

Drones Residing Over Nation Entirely Surveillance


No, no, no, Jill! That is not correct! Please observe the rules of the game as laid down in Para 6c (ii): Thou shalt use the last word of the previous poster's sentence as the first word of your sentence.


Nomenclature or 'meanings' employing nice, communicative linguistically accessible terms, usually revealing etymology.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 20 Feb 14 11:24
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Treason: rebellious, empowering action; sovereign overthrown nastily.

 
From News Discussion / Local Bachelor Prefers Drinking Milk of Froot Loops Over Milk of Coco Puffs
Posted 19 Feb 14 10:04
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Oh, I was only pulling your leg, Jiminy! Say as much as you like! Or as little. Who cares? There's only a few of us left here, seeing as all those others just got up and walked out after that kerfuffle.



By the way, I hope you don't mind me asking, is that your real name - Jiminy?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 18 Feb 14 11:55
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Savouries are very ordinary unless roasted in enchalada sauce.





Whatever that is.

 
From News Discussion / Local Bachelor Prefers Drinking Milk of Froot Loops Over Milk of Coco Puffs
Posted 17 Feb 14 12:15
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Could you be a little more specific, and expand on your viewpoint a bit?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 17 Feb 14 11:47
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Salad at lunch - and dinner!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 16 Feb 14 03:09
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SNARES: nabs, arrests, restricts; essentially snares.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 15 Feb 14 10:00
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Drums - regularly unpitched, melodic snares.

 
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