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From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 3 Mar 14 10:12
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Emotions, mainly overt trepidation, in outrageously normal situations.

 
From News Discussion / English Soccer Player Admits He Is Straight
Posted 1 Mar 14 01:40
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You should email me. We haven't had a chinwag for a bit.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 27 Feb 14 12:02
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Sir, I resign!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 27 Feb 14 12:02
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Stars take a risk, Sir.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 27 Feb 14 12:01
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Gagas are Google's 'A' stars.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 26 Feb 14 08:42
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Quote: Jaggedone

uniform needs initials for officers on reconnaissance missions


Newcomers please stick to the rules / only use the last word from the last comment, i.E, MISSIONS, and then form your comment from the letters in the word!!!


missions in Southern Sudan intimidate other naughty soldiers



Jaggedone, how many 'o's are there in uniform?




Age getting extended?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 25 Feb 14 10:28
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Quote: Frank Michaels

Politics Overtly Leads Individuals To Imbecilic Cranial Spoilage



Are you and Jill in a tag team, Frank?



You ordered uniform?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 24 Feb 14 10:05
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Sucky: usually cocks; kinda yucky!

 
From News Discussion / Local Bachelor Prefers Drinking Milk of Froot Loops Over Milk of Coco Puffs
Posted 23 Feb 14 07:14
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Quote: Skoob1999

Sometimes.





I miss Fergus, too. And Budda. Budda most of all. Oh, and Carina.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 23 Feb 14 07:11
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Quote: Jill The Shill

Drones Residing Over Nation Entirely Surveillance


No, no, no, Jill! That is not correct! Please observe the rules of the game as laid down in Para 6c (ii): Thou shalt use the last word of the previous poster's sentence as the first word of your sentence.


Nomenclature or 'meanings' employing nice, communicative linguistically accessible terms, usually revealing etymology.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 20 Feb 14 11:24
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Treason: rebellious, empowering action; sovereign overthrown nastily.

 
From News Discussion / Local Bachelor Prefers Drinking Milk of Froot Loops Over Milk of Coco Puffs
Posted 19 Feb 14 10:04
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Oh, I was only pulling your leg, Jiminy! Say as much as you like! Or as little. Who cares? There's only a few of us left here, seeing as all those others just got up and walked out after that kerfuffle.



By the way, I hope you don't mind me asking, is that your real name - Jiminy?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 18 Feb 14 11:55
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Savouries are very ordinary unless roasted in enchalada sauce.





Whatever that is.

 
From News Discussion / Local Bachelor Prefers Drinking Milk of Froot Loops Over Milk of Coco Puffs
Posted 17 Feb 14 12:15
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Could you be a little more specific, and expand on your viewpoint a bit?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 17 Feb 14 11:47
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Salad at lunch - and dinner!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 16 Feb 14 03:09
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SNARES: nabs, arrests, restricts; essentially snares.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 15 Feb 14 10:00
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Drums - regularly unpitched, melodic snares.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 13 Feb 14 10:38
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Quote: Erskin Quint

Stinks, this inflation: neo-Keynesian stagflation.




Neo-Keynesian, Erskin, should count only as the 'n', but we'll let it go.

JO, meanwhile, is, as you say, 'at it' again with his extremely creative 'letter re-orderings'.

I think it's that time of year, not long after Christmas, when everyone is feeling a bit jaded.



Stagflation, to a gentleman from London, a term indicating ongoing Neo-Keynesianism.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 12 Feb 14 06:39
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Magazine: also generalised as 'zine in news environments.

 
From General Discussion / Help needed
Posted 11 Feb 14 10:14
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When you first log-in, hit 'Go to Writer's Desk', then 'Spoof News'.

In 'Spoof News', you'll see (at the right) 'Add New Story'. Hit this. Write your story, then hit 'Add Story' at the bottom.

You then have to wait until another process is completed by people who are responsible for turning giant wheels at TheSpoof.com. This shouldn't take long, but if it takes more than two years, you know there is either a problem or a backlog.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 11 Feb 14 10:05
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Y-fronts fray regularly - often near testicles - shocking!

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 10 Feb 14 10:12
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"Rubbish? Usually black bin," I say hastily.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 8 Feb 14 01:43
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Tyranny

Yearning, rearing,
Awnings nearing,
Nebulous -
Yawning.




Woods 2014





Quote: Erskin Quint

Yearning, earning:
awnings rearing;
nightlight's irridescence
numinously glaring.


Keats?

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 7 Feb 14 11:28
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Doomsday overtly offered men some delight and yearning.

 
From General Discussion / Acronyms
Posted 6 Feb 14 07:45
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Ratings are tosh. I never get success.

 
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